Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

After half a circle around Wayne Manor, Aum was reminded by Alfred that today seemed to be a working day.

Unlike President Wayne, who skipped work professionally, and the King of Atlantis, who is usually absent-minded, Clark, who works hard, has to fly to the Metropolis every morning to go to work on weekdays, and then fly back to Wayne Manor after get off work.

Working diligently to save a year's salary is just enough to buy birthday and Christmas gifts for Bruce and the four Robin birds every year.Bruce will also have an extra anniversary gift than the four Robin birds.

Moreover, careful planning is enough.

Orm was taken aback by Alfred's explanation.

It's really... It's the first time he heard that he can talk about poverty in such a fresh and refined way.

"If there is no unexpected interview task, or other unexpected circumstances, Mr. Clark will return to Wayne Manor before six o'clock, and have dinner with the master." Alfred calmly sold Clark's itinerary, along with Bruce's .

Obviously, the president of the Wayne Group, who should be busy in theory, still has no plans to go to work today, and decided to return to the manor before six o'clock, waiting for the "little" love to come back to accompany him for dinner.

Alfred complained secretly in his heart, and then happily decided to cancel the cookie for the master today.

Delicious cookies, it's more meaningful to save Master Tim who worked hard for the master.Well, that's right, that's it!

Orm blinked, he felt that Alfred seemed...Emmm...there was something in his words.

"I'll see Clark after dinner. Thank you, Alfred."

But Aum didn't intend to go into it. The butler of the Wayne family was indeed a perfect butler who was polite and hospitable—oh, by the way, I don't know if he could send his deacon and ask Alfred to help him train it.Aum was distracted for a second - but since he didn't say it directly, there was no need to delve into it.It's the fun part of life to keep a little mystery, isn't it?

After thanking Mr. Steward, he turned around and turned to Arthur.

Although the owner of the new map is not around, he can still talk to his brother about unlocking the new map first.For example, when to go.Another example, how to go.

In any case, after experiencing Wayne's luxury car, Aum is resolute and resolute that he will never accompany Arthur on the train where he wants to share the same space with countless strangers!

It's not that I don't have money, why should I... hey - wait!

He can buy a car by himself!

good idea!

Why didn't I think of it before!

Aum immediately accelerated the pace of looking for his brother.

find brother!

Want to buy a car!

Such a happy decision!

"New map?"

"Buy a car?"

Arthur was stunned for a second, and his bushy beard stood up in shock.

What did his younger brother say... He seems to understand but half understands?

"Yes, new map."

Aum leisurely sat across from his brother, and then took the cookie from Arthur's hand without looking at it, and said arrogantly by the way:

"Didn't you say that you want to take me on a trip? Gotham is almost done. I want to unlock a new map now. Metropolis."

Aum was in a good mood and made a joke, but what he got was Arthur's gloomy gaze.

"So, you played games behind my back again..."

The new map... just said this kind of game language, my brother has definitely been playing games recently!

Arthur was not in a very good mood.Nothing hurts my heart more than my younger brother not keeping his promise and secretly playing games behind his back!

Omden choked on a cookie.

"Is this the point?"

"Why not?"

Arthur stared at Aum accusingly, his resentful gaze was as real as it was.

It’s a long story about the two brothers playing games. It can be traced back to the fact that Arthur took out the game console to his younger brother after he came to the throne. Amway games and the Internet are two great inventions of mainland Chinese society (← Arthur’s language) .

"Come on! Brother! Try playing a game!"

Arthur's high spirits at that time made Vico very suspicious. Their new kings wanted the real purpose of connecting Atlantis with the land network.

So does Orm.

Then, Arthur was tortured by his younger brother who played games for the first time, and then deeply suspected that all the games he had played in the past 20 years were all fake games?

What happened later can be roughly summarized as follows: Arthur refused to admit defeat and continued to challenge Orm.

In the end, for the only time in his life, Arthur, who almost broke his mind, showed his majesty as a brother and asked Aum to agree to one request - only to play games with his brother!

Aum can only play with him, and if he can't play normally, he won't continue to improve his honed skills.But he can secretly practice while his younger brother is away, and one day he will catch up with his younger brother and regain his dignity as an older brother!

The above is the "perfect" logic of Arthur's single-threaded brain.

"You promised me to only be with me..."

Hearing Arthur's voice, Dick, who had already walked to the door of the living room, paused, trembling with nausea from Arthur's plaintive voice, shaking off goose bumps all over his body, and then resolutely turned around and returned the same way.

It's better for him not to get involved in the housework between their brothers and act as cannon fodder.This is the way for brothers to get along safely (emphasis added, it's safe not peaceful) that he concluded between him and Tim after Jason's resurrection.Of course, it is also flexibly applied to Damian now.

However, I always feel that Arthur's choice of words is a bit-weird?

"elder brother--"

In the living room, Orm, too, was overwhelmed by Arthur's plaintive and strange diction.He interrupted Arthur with a sigh, resting his forehead, and said:

"I didn't play games with other people!"

So, shut up now!

I thank you!

Arthur froze, "But...?"

"No, I swear by Poseidon, the god of the sea."

Arthur reluctantly believed it.

Orm secretly breathed a sigh of relief. "Haven't played games with others" doesn't mean "haven't played games", but it's better not to let his brother know about this little word trick.

That's it for the Metropolis.The brothers talked about the second thing.

"Buy a car?"

Arthur had an expression of "brother, what are you kidding, why did you suddenly have such a whim".Although he considered buying a car for his younger brother, and seriously considered that he would have to work for a few years to save a tire for Bruce's car, but that was not now, after all—

"With all due respect, but brother... do you have a driver's license?"

Aum was inexplicably asked, "Why should I have it?"

Arthur's hair and beard were about to fall out.

It's great that my brother is suddenly willing to take the initiative to touch land things!Super Plus enjoy!Applause and cheers set off fireworks!Sprinkle flowers (cross out) go round and round (cross out)!

But... without common sense, it seems a bit worrying...

I want to buy a car without a driver's license. Is it true that my brother, who has been cute and cute for so many years, actually has the heart of a drag racing king hidden in his heart?

Arthur was even more worried now.

Buying a car isn't too scary, but drag racing is... If Aum is accidentally discovered by the police again, please go to the police station... Vico will chase him directly into the trench!

"You can't drive without a license."

Arthur tries to explain the landman country traffic laws to Orm.

"I know." Aum was even more baffled, "I didn't say I was going to drive, did I?"

"Then who will drive?" Arthur was dumbfounded again.

"You!" Aum confidently ate the last piece of cookie.

He figured it out, if he didn't speak so bluntly that a three-year-old child could understand it, it would be absolutely impossible for his stupid brother to comprehend it on his own!

"But..." Arthur's teeth stumbled against his tongue twice, and he continued nervously, "Although I have a driver's license, I haven't driven it for many years!"

What if there is a car accident!

It doesn't matter if he is skinny and thick, the car accident is just a car accident, but how can he let his younger brother get into a car accident with him!

No no no!Absolutely not!

"Did the car accident hit you to death, or hit me to death?"

Aum has full confidence in the physical fitness of the two of them.

"But..." Arthur wanted to struggle again.

"No but. Besides, you'll get used to it if you practice more." Aum leaned closer to Arthur, his brows and eyes curved into gentle arcs, and asked softly, "Are you okay?"

"Okay—" Arthur looked at his brother's rare gentleness, and nodded in a daze.

"Then it's such a happy decision! I'm going to ask Alfred what kind of car I should buy!" The goal was achieved, and Om neatly left Arthur and left. Throw".

Arthur: "..." QAQ!

For the idea of ​​Orm and Arthur going to the metropolis for a trip, Clark welcomed them very happily, and said that he could take them to the metropolis with his daily work method, and he could temporarily lend them his small apartment to live in.

"The apartment is reserved for occasional emergencies, and when it's too late to go back to Gotham, I live in the metropolis. But I'm fast, and I can come back no matter how late, as long as I don't disturb Bruce, it doesn't matter. So the apartment has been empty for a while, and it is just right for you to stay temporarily, so as not to be empty and unpopular..."

Clark didn't realize at all that there was a huge amount of information in his words.

Bruce lowered his eyes, lowered his head to cut the steak, his face sank.

"Thank you so much, Clark!" Arthur patted Clark on the shoulder vigorously, agreeing.

Bruce picked up a piece of steak and put it into his mouth, his eyebrows furrowed slightly, as if he was not very satisfied.

"...There are still many places to go in the metropolis. I can take you shopping every day after get off work..."

Clark and Arthur discussed the metropolitan tour plan again.

Bruce put down the fork and slammed it on the plate, making a crisp sound that wasn't light or heavy.

But Clark and Arthur, two rough-headed guys, didn't notice at all.

Only Orm raised a wine glass filled with dark red liquid and signaled to Bruce—don't worry, I will take care of it.

So, early the next morning, Orm, Arthur, and Clark left Gotham together.

At the same time they left Gotham, a gossip was quietly circulating in Gotham.

About... the lingering story of Batman, the dark knight of Gotham, and the murloc from the kingdom of Atlantis...

The author has something to say:

Commissioner Gordon: Not murlocs!No lingering!Rumors kill me!

Bruce's mental process is as follows:

Clark: "Arthur, I can lend you my apartment!"

Bruce: Clark's apartment!The apartment full of Clark's atmosphere is going to be lent to that guy Arthur!Someone else is going to sleep in Clark's bed!

Arthur: "Okay! Thank you! Brother!"

Bruce: MDZZ!You will pay for all damage to Arthur in the future!

Clark: "I can also be your tour guide every day after get off work!"

Bruce: Then you can't have dinner with me!Very angry!

Hahaha~ The above is just a joke, Clark borrowed an apartment and was a tour guide, Bruce was a bit unhappy, but it’s not so exaggerated and OOC~

The author's relatives visit once a month today, and the pain is so painful that there are probably many typos in this chapter~ Little angels just make do, forgive me!