Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Arkham Asylum.

Always the darkest place in Gotham, in every sense of the word.

Dark temperament, dark prisoner, and dark environment.Even during the brightest hours of Gotham's sunshine, Arkham was still dark and gloomy, except for the pale lights in the room, there was no other warm-toned light.

In fact, one of the only warmer tones in Arkham is the clown's scarlet, ugly, evil red lips.

However, in recent days, the clown's big red lips are gone.

Not only are the red lips gone, but also his nagging voice and grin are also gone.

Arkham's recent weirdness is not limited to the clown, but has spread to all criminals held in Arkham.

"Actually, I don't like the term 'criminals held in Arkham' very much." Poison Ivy sat on the swing and said to Harry bored.Arkham's defense system is not indestructible. Compared with breaking out of prison, it is much easier to occasionally leave the prison and pass through the door.

The metal floor and walls in the Poison Ivy Prison were completely covered with vines, and the damp and sinister atmosphere was like the depths of a sinister rainforest, filled with an uncomfortable atmosphere.

But for the owner of the vines, this is paradise. She even asked the vines to weave two swings for her and Harry to sit side by side, dangling her calves, which seemed to be no different from the girls in the park. Big difference.

"OK——" Harry shrugged, he couldn't deny his friend's special hobbies, but changed his words in a polite manner, "The residents of Arkham—"

"Temporary residents." Poison Ivy corrected again.

"Okay, okay!" Harry raised his hands in surrender, "These temporary residents of Arkham, it's been a bit weird to be quiet these days, isn't it?"

Just like what Harry said, Arkham has indeed been too quiet in the past few days. All kinds of strange sounds, whether it is crazy shouting or autistic chanting, have all disappeared.

The specific time when this change occurred was probably after Aquaman, a member of the Justice League, beat the clown into a fat ugly under the command of a strange man in gray!

Point is, Batman is standing by!

Aquaman's actions made the lunatics in Arkham suddenly realize that the members of the Justice League are not incapable of making their lives worse than death.

Those previous thoughts that "Batman has nothing to do with them, he can only beat them but not kill them" are all just illusions!

Probably Batman is too sticking to the bottom line. As long as Gotham does not resume the death penalty, he will never kill any criminal. When Superman occasionally takes over, he is often beaten unconscious and thrown back to A Cam got it wrong, causing the Arkham lunatics to seem to have the illusion that Arkham is theirs and Gotham is theirs.

Fortunately or unfortunately, Neptune's actions made them suddenly realize that the Superheroes are not helpless against them.

The previous delusions are just that Chaoying have not realized that there is an option in the world, "beat all the Arkham lunatics into hemiplegia, and the world will be clean!"!

And judging from Aquaman's violent beating and Batman's standing by, it should not be a few days before they realize this!

Harry lowered his eyes halfway. She had a strange intuition that if they didn't do anything, they might fall into the darkness of eternal night, and there would be no chance of escape!

"Including your dear Joker." The Poison Ivy interrupted in a moderate manner, and casually pulled a slender vine, wrapped it around Harry's finger, and tied it in the shape of a bow.

"Yes." Harry shrugged his head and shoulders, admitted deflatedly, "he's weird, really weird. I can feel him thinking... no, planning something, but I can't see through him at all It's very strange that you're planning something, isn't it?"

Poison Ivy didn't answer Harry immediately, and the air was completely silent.

After a long time, a sneer sounded in the air, and Poison Ivy spoke again like a sharp dagger, piercing straight into Harry's heart.

"It wasn't him, and you wouldn't take the risk to sneak to me...and, when did you see through your Mr. Joker?"

"You are lying!"

Harry screamed, unable to bear Poison Ivy's cold debunking.

"He's mine! I know everything about him! Everything! Every inch of his skin! Every groove in his brain! I know it all!"

"Oh——" Poison Ivy swayed her calf lightly, swinging on the swing, and even Harry's swing beside her began to swing slightly.She was still indifferent, "But you still don't know what he's planning."

"I know--!"

Harry tightly grasped the vine that served as the rope of the swing, his joints were pale and blue, and his fingers were rubbed with red marks on the rough surface of the vine.

"he wants--!"

Harley's screaming stopped abruptly, and she suddenly turned to look at Poison Ivy.

Poison Ivy's eyes were still indifferent, but the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, with an expression of "Iwin".

Harry narrowed his eyes, covering the crazy and brutal light in his pupils, giggled, and said:

"I know—but why should I tell you? De—love—of—"

Harry leaned close to Poison Ivy's ear and blew softly into her ear.

"Perhaps—you can tell me?"

"I can help you, and only I can." Poison Ivy gave the answer as expected.

Harry shyly smiled, and stared coldly at the vine at hand, like a poisonous snake.

"Why?" she asked the same question again.

"because--"

Poison Ivy directed the vines to turn her swing around, lure her across from Harry, put on a candid gesture, and said, "——a woman's intuition, you know."

Harry's face became more and more gloomy.

People like them are called intuition if it sounds good, and the law of survival of beasts if it's not good. Once two beasts have the same intuition...

"I can vaguely guess Joker's target, but I don't know what he's going to do." Harley also showed a part of the cards very simply to show his sincerity.

"Then follow him, stay with him, and you will always know what he wants to do." Poison Ivy said indifferently, "Who is his target?"

"Batman's little lover." Harley's stern voice contained traces of hatred, "That guy in gray next to Aquaman!"

"Oh—that's a little troublesome." Poison Ivy frowned, "My vines told me that Batman's little lover has left Gotham with Aquaman this morning and headed for Metropolis. It seems...we have to come once Traveled..."

Arkham on the other side.

The clown looked at the latest information received and was speechless for a long time.

The clown's pale fingers stretched out to the photo of Batman in the information, gently touched his cheek, then down, and down again, his tone was as gentle as water, like a whisper between lovers.

"I'll help you kill that indiscreet little lover, and then—you'll be mine, okay?"

***

Clark is a nice guy and a great friend.

Even though he was teetering on the verge of being late, he still carefully and completely introduced his small apartment to Aum, and talked to Arthur about a few metropolitan attractions suitable for daytime visits, before muttering painfully, "It's over, it's really over." We're going to be late!" Disappearing on the balcony.

“Clark's apartment is great!”

After Clark left, Arthur praised people behind his back.

On this, Aum said nothing.

Based on what he knew about his brother, as long as he wasn't given a rock to sleep on, his brother would be able to boast the word "not bad"!

Aum was too lazy to comment, and found the sofa to sit down on his own, with a pair of long legs crossed together.It has to be said that the little prince is the little prince. The same movements are rough on Arthur, but they are pleasing to the eye when placed on him.

"Brother, go and boil some hot water, then put it in the refrigerator to cool down to forty degrees."

However, the little prince was bossy when he opened his mouth.

Brother will act like a spoiled child!

Arthur's mind was frantically swiped by this line of typing, and he didn't feel his brother's domineering at all. He rushed to execute the order, and successfully handed a glass of water to his brother after 10 minutes.

Barely meet the requirements.

Aum pursed the corners of his mouth dissatisfied, drank the water his brother boiled hard, and decided to show kindness and give his brother some hints in advance.

"Let's not talk about whether the apartment is great or not. Didn't you find any problems?"

"What's the problem?" Arthur looked around blankly.

"..."

Aum knew his brother was unreliable!

"There is only one bed in the apartment." Aum Ninja reminded with the urge to cut his brother a few words.

"Then sleep with me..." Arthur suddenly realized, his eyes widened in shock, "Aum, you don't want to sleep with me?!"

"I don't want to." Aum shattered his brother's expectation coldly.

"I've seen it. That bed is at most 1.5 meters wide, and it won't fit you in."

Arthur opened his mouth in shock, thought for a while, but sadly found that he had no reason to refute.

The 1.5-meter bed... It is really impossible to put him and his younger brother at the same time... Then there is only one answer - the younger brother sleeps on the bed, and he sleeps on the sofa...

Seeing Arthur struggling first and then making up his mind, Aum lowered his eyes and swallowed the suggestion of staying in a hotel.

Now that his brother is ready to sleep on the sofa, there is no need to use a backup plan!After all, sleeping in Clark's bed was the best solution in the plan of consulting the detective!

A pleasant place to sleep (Arthur: Ah bah!) After allocating, Arthur changed the subject and asked where Aum would like to go today, and whether he was interested in any of the attractions suggested by Clark.

But he was ruthlessly rejected by Aum.

"Not interested. Instead of thinking about where to go to play, you might as well think about where to go for lunch."

"That particularly delicious pizza shop that Clark introduced?" Arthur cautiously suggested again after being ruthlessly rejected by his younger brother.

"..."

Aum knew that he shouldn't have hope for his brother!

It's all Kings of Atlantis!Can't his brother have a slightly expensive and extravagant consumption concept!

I don't know if he is asked to make a suggestion himself, it will appear that he has planned it for a long time afterwards!

"I'm going to the most expensive and most exclusive hotel in the metropolis."

Aum resolutely gave up the idea of ​​using his brother's mouth to tell the purpose, and went to battle in person.

He leaned on the back of the sofa, put his arm on the armrest of the sofa, propped his chin, and asked meaningfully: "Is there a rich man in Metropolis?"

"Huh? Brother, you even know this?" Arthur was surprised. He really didn't expect that after only a few days from the deep sea and land, my brother learned a lot of things, even who is the richest man in the metropolis.

You know, it’s different from when they entered Gotham. When they entered the metropolis, Clark continued to introduce the beautiful scenery, the unique buildings, and the best pizzeria all the way. On the corner of the street, a small flower shop on the side of the road has excellent flower arrangement art. Even Bruce has praised it. Arthur has no chance to gossip about the rich and powerful of the metropolis to his brother.

Hearing this, Aum raised his eyebrows triumphantly.

"Not only do I know that, but I also know that Lex Luthor, the famous rich man in the metropolis, doesn't get along well with Clark, does he?"

Arthur froze, "Yes..."

"Then go to the hotel under Lex Luthor's name!" Orm made a final decision.

Arthur took a step back, another step, filled with denial.

Seeing his brother's stunned and shocked expression, Aum quietly lowered his eyes, remembering what he said when consulting the detective at the end of yesterday's plan——

Consulting detective: [Since you have decided to do it, then—do you want to play another one with a bigger ticket? 】

The author has something to say:

Dang Dang Dang ~ Lai Bald Appearance Warning!

The little angels can always guess the author's plan and give spoilers ahead of time. The author holds the outline and cries like a dog QAQ!

Guess the little angel of Lai Bald, you are awesome~

Batman's indiscreet lover = Orm.

Director Gordon, who accidentally became the source of rumors, has booked a one-way spaceship ticket to the sun~