Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [It's just a group of ants, there's no need to argue with them. 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Want to come to New York?I allow your audience, ants in the courtyard. 】

Consulting detective: [With all due respect, people whose IQ is not as good as ants can only be compared with paramecium. 】

New York, Stark Building.

Honestly sitting on the sofa as a human leg pillow for his younger brother, Sol, who dozed off in the warm sunshine by the way, was suddenly awakened by the tingling pain in his scalp, and when he opened his eyes, he saw his younger brother staring at him from bottom to top , still clutching a lock of his golden hair.

No need to ask, Loki must have pulled his hair!

"Loki?" Thor thought about it seriously, his younger brother stared so fiercely, could it be because he thinks his legs are stiff?

Loki: "Thol, what is a paramecia?"

"Grass... what?" Thor asked blankly.

"I know!" Steve's voice came from behind the sofa, "I heard from Tony that paramecium is a very ancient creature and very valuable."

So... Paramecium is a unique way of complimenting the garden ants?

Loki looked down at the original words of consulting the detective on the mobile phone, and always felt that something was wrong.But... maybe it's his awkward... way of boasting?

right!That's it!No ants in the courtyard can refuse Loki!

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [For the sake of your good vision, I can give you a special treatment - my brother, the god of thunder, the heir to the throne of Asgard, will personally bring you to New York. 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Address. 】

Consulting detective: [Although my brother is a bit stupid, there is still a special plane. 】

Compared with any other topic, complaining about his brother is Rocky's eternal love,

Loki was distracted for a second.

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Your brother can still do it.Believe me, my brother is definitely the stupidest one. 】

【…】

The two netizens had a heated discussion on the question of who is the stupidest brother, and they all cited evidence one, two, three, four... who knows how many pieces, proving that their brother is the stupidest one!

But Aum didn't know what a paramecium was, and he was enlightened by his brother just now, so he didn't have the face to join the competition of who is the stupidest brother for the time being.

Let's change the subject then.Aum thought deeply.

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: [Not in Atlantis recently.Traveling on land with my brother. 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Are you ashore?How does it feel? 】

Consulting detective: [Where to travel?I can find time to see you. 】

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: [Gotham. 】

Consulting detective: [Gotham?Good place! 】

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: […]

It's hard to believe that his netizens have such similar aesthetics as his brother!

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: [You——really think Gotham is good? 】

Consulting detective: [Of course!Compared to the famous criminals in Gotham, the ones Scotland Yard encountered were all boring and stupid goldfish! 】

Consulting detective: [Clown!Penguin!Freeze Man!Poison Ivy!Court of Owls! 】

Consult the detective: [Unfortunately, the Dark Knight in Gotham refuses entry to others. 】

Consulting detective: [How did you get in? 】

Consulting detective: [Your brother is the Aquaman of the Justice League? 】

The consulting detective completed all the reasoning by himself, and Aum didn't even look surprised.

I'm used to it, I'm used to it.

When the three of them met for the first time, they didn't talk for three words before being picked up by the consulting detective that he was from Atlantis, and Lei Sledgehammer had a deep relationship with the New York Avengers.

If he and Lei Sledgehammer hadn't stopped at the same time, maybe...cough!

One hundred thousand miles in the deep sea: [Yes. 】

Consulting detective: [I'll go to Gotham to find you! 】

Consulting Detective: [You can get the Gotham Dark Knight to agree to my entry into Gotham, right! 】

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: […]

One Hundred Thousand Miles in the Deep Sea: [Can you help me analyze a problem? 】

To help a consulting detective, you have to charge some interest first, right?

Consulting detective: [Say. 】

Therefore, Aum described to the two netizens in detail how his brother boasted of Gotham before he came to Gotham, as if it was a place where the gods lived with their own holy light.After entering Gotham, how his eyes glowed and his face was excited, even facing the mentally ill and aesthetically desperate clown, he still firmly believes that Gotham is a good place!

Thank goodness voice typing is such a good thing!

Otherwise, Aum doubted that he might have to hold his mobile phone and type until early in the morning before he could finish speaking.

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: [So, why does my brother have the illusion that "Gotham is a good place to travel!"?He is obviously a superhero! 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [The situation looks familiar...]

Reminiscing a little about the TV series "I love you, you love him, he loves me" I watched with a few young kids in the Avengers recently, Rocky typed out another line.

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Your brother, do you have a sweetheart in Gotham? 】

sweetheart?

Orm froze!

His brother has a sweetheart?In Gotham?

who? !

The phone beeped again, and Aum looked down.

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [In Huaxia in the atrium, there is a saying that makes sense-love the house and the crow. 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [The one who can make your brother blind like this is also my sweetheart.Believe me, Prince of Asgard, King of Jotunheim can never go wrong! 】

Looking at the messages that kept popping up on the phone, Aum's face gradually became stiff.

Love house and crow?

The... Batman who could make his brother fall in love with Gotham? ? ?

Do not!impossible!

Batman's taste, even his brother riding a sea beast can't catch up!They are absolutely impossible!

Besides, his brother is so stupid!

Want to get out of the single?

next life!

Aum sneered and threw the phone away.

Nonsense!

Certainly not!

***

Batman's mobility has always been amazing.

When Orm woke up after a nap, they had prepared everything Orm needed to recuperate, whether it was Wayne Manor, or the means of transportation to Wayne Manor-a stretched Bentley.

In fact, if it wasn't for Orm's still pale face, Clark didn't even mind serving as a means of transportation, allowing the little prince of Atlantis, who came to land for the first time, to appreciate the blue beauty of the sky that is no less than that of the ocean.

Clark thought about Bruce's instructions to him, "Don't foolishly treat Prince Aum as Arthur, he represents an international diplomatic relationship, understand!", smiled brighter at Aum, stepped forward courteously, and opened the car door for him .

Orm walks out of the side door of the Wayne Hotel slowly - since Batman is not Batman at present, but Brucey Baby, the headline of Gotham Mobile, the side door can effectively avoid the first land trip of the little prince of Om, in the name of "Gotham" The name of "the richest man's new love" hit the headlines!

Arthur followed Aum step by step, with his arm weakly protecting his side, worried that his younger brother might stumble at any time, fully comprehending the murderous force of the steps.

"Thank you." Orm nodded to Clark in thanks. His pale face and upturned light lips all showed his frailty, fragility and shocking beauty.

Clark's smile suddenly became brighter. He stretched out his hand, carefully controlling the strength, with one hand on Aum, and the other hand on top of Aum's head to avoid the possibility of him hitting the car door.

"Be careful."

The younger brother actually smiled at Clark? !

How dare Clark laugh back? !

Arthur clutched his chest, why... Suddenly he seemed a little stuffy?

Although he was not so weak that he couldn't even get in the car, Aum did not refuse Clark's kindness.

Unlike Bruce, who was spoiled by Arthur in advance, Orm doesn't know who Clark is.But his intuition told him that this young man whose smile was brighter than the color of crystal coral had astonishing strength!

In all likelihood, he is also his brother's colleague.

Not his brother's part-time colleague of the King, but a full-time Chaoying!

Orm got into the car steadily, and Arthur immediately pushed Clark away sideways, followed closely behind his younger brother, and also bent down and got into the car, letting out a cold snort by the way.

"Humph!"

Clark stood outside the car, bewildered.

At this time, Bruce, who was two steps behind, also stepped forward, his long legs wrapped in straight suit pants flashed past Clark, and he sat in the car, leaving only a light sentence that could only be captured by Clark's super hearing.

"It's time to leave."

Clark:? ? ?

Unlike the means of transportation that Orm and Arthur took to get to Gotham City, the luxury Bentley of the Batman drove smoothly and was extremely comfortable.

Of course, it's not entirely Arthur's fault.

No matter how many years the two brothers have lived together, they will be rough for as long as they have, and their requirements for transportation are nothing other than usability.And the other was going ashore for the first time. Aum was still ignorant of the difference between land people's means of transportation until——

The seat under him was so comfortable that he almost wanted to sigh impolitely.

Being used to being helpless for his brother's unreliability for three seconds, Aum praised Bruce who was sitting opposite him: "It's a great car."

Arthur touched the seat beneath him.

What my brother praised was right.With its smooth shape and first-class tactile leather seats, even Arthur, who is rough in daily life, can tell at a glance that this is definitely not a cheap product, and even the tires are shining like banknotes.

Arthur asked Dick with his eyes: [The price of this car...? 】

Dick: [This is Bruce Wayne's car, not Batman's, you know. 】

Fine, he gets it, Gotham's number one playboy, Bruce Babe's car.

Arthur thought deeply.

He has worked non-stop for three years, is it possible to save a tire for his brother?

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small theater:

Aum: Idiot want to get out of the order?hehe!Next life!

a few months later.

Aum: Delicious!

***

There are three people in the chat room, Orm, Loki, and Sherlock.

The narcissistic and elegant Atlantis little prince who spurned land people.

The second public opinion of Asgard who likes to poke the earth and the people on earth are all ants.

A high-functioning anti-social British consulting detective whose humans are all goldfish.

Those three who can become netizens and get along peacefully are probably the biggest cheats in this article... Well, that's right, that's it!

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The stalk of "Iknow!" comes from the movie Avengers 1. The captain who said this is really super cute! ! !

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The little prince doesn't know that Clark is Superman. .

Although Bruce mentioned kryptonite in their conversation, the little prince Aum, who had just established diplomatic relations with the mainland three months ago, was the first to go ashore, and he had no idea that kryptonite was a magical thing!