Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Aum woke up to the sound of reprimands.

A deep magnetic voice that fits Aum's aesthetics very well, is reprimanding in a low voice...Judging from the content...it should be scolding his brother.

"It's unbelievable! How dare you imitate Clark in pinching a bomb with bare hands? Who gave you such blind and stupid confidence! You are so stupid that it refreshes my worldview!"

"Catch the clown, don't search him first, confiscate everything on his body that might cause danger, and just leave him alone? Huh? You're so big that you're ashamed of that alien search and rescue dog!"

Another equally pleasant voice, which seemed to have a sunny taste: "Hello—B——"

"Shut up! Don't interrupt! Also! Knowing that the clown must have a remote control, he let it go! Your brother just came to land from the bottom of the sea, so he didn't understand, but what about you? The waters of Atlantis finally drowned Your few brain cells?"

If it wasn't for excessive consumption and his body was still a little weak, Aum would have stood up straight away and applauded the owner of the voice!

Insightful evaluation!

confidant!

His brother's brain cells must have been drowned in the sea water long ago!

There is no doubt about that!

Having just regained consciousness and not yet fully regained control of his body, Aum didn't open his eyes, and only felt the surrounding environment a little.

The bottom of the body is very soft, it should be lying on the bed.

There was no sound other than scolding, it should be indoors.

It seems that his brother should have taken him to a safe place to rest, um - it's pretty reliable.

Aum gave his brother's performance a rare 59 points in his heart.

The reprimands that implied anger, disgust, and a hint of hatred hidden in the depths continued.

"...The clown is a lunatic, yes, but he is also a criminal with a high IQ! You must not judge his behavior as a regular criminal!

...I have reminded you countless times, don't act rashly in the face of clowns!Don't act rashly when you don't know how many backhands he has left behind!Is it that hard to cram thinking and prudence into your brains! ? "

"B——there's no need for 'You——'?" It was the same nice voice again.

"Including you! What happened in the metropolis yesterday? The underground auction house that was almost turned into ruins, don't say it wasn't you!"

"But..." Sunshine's nice voice softened a lot, with a guilty conscience: "...they are auctioning kryptonite..."

"Hey! Bruce, you can think about Clark's matter from another angle - in the presence of kryptonite, he also killed the enemy, obviously he has learned the previous lesson!" Arthur's voice also intervened.

But if he hadn't brought Douyin, Aum probably still had a slight chance of believing what he said.

"That's because!" The voice of the man Arthur called Bruce seemed to squeeze through his teeth, "Dick arrived in time!"

Arthur said nothing more.

With his eyes closed, Aum could imagine his brother's speechless and guilty conscience.

Hmm—maybe he would give the brother who he calls Clark a look of "I can't save myself, I can't save you, brother, I wish I was lucky!".

Such a wonderful live version of the training of the King of Atlantis, Aum felt that if he didn't open his eyes to see it, it would definitely be a lifelong regret!

Unlucky for his brother, he is kind enough to just watch and not applaud!

What?Congratulations, brothers and sisters?

His goofy brother?Is he respectful?

Aum gathered his strength, opened his eyes, and turned his eyeballs to look around.

A room that is luxuriously decorated but has no sense of life.His brother sat side by side on the sofa with an unfamiliar tall black-haired man, bowing his head to accept the reprimand from the same tall black-haired man standing in front of them.

Dick and Damian stood in the corner, huddled together quietly.

Well, it fits the scene that Aum envisioned.

It's just... what happened to the black-haired man who was huddled with his brother?The sofa is so big, why should it be crowded together?

Aum's eyes paused slightly, and he let out a weak sound from his throat: "Brother——"

"Brother? You're awake!"

One part of his mind is used to be trained, and the other nine parts of his brain are devoted to paying attention to his weak brother who is unconscious and pale. When he heard the sound, he immediately rushed to the side of Aum's bed, held Aum's hand, and touched it again. He stretched out his hand to check his breath, and he breathed a long sigh of relief after confirming that he had both body temperature and breathing.

Staying obediently in the corner to avoid being innocently affected by the anger, Dick, who was holding Damian by the way, looked away and lowered his head.

For some reason, my eyes... seem to hurt a little?

"Arthur."

A man appeared behind Arthur and said in a deep voice, "The doctor said that your brother needs to rest."

So, don't be barking like Krypton from the Clark family!

It was the voice that had just reprimanded his brother.

Aum followed the voice and looked up. The man who spoke was black-haired and blue-eyed, tall...well, not as tall as his brother.Handsome... I don't believe his brother will be as handsome after tidying his hair and beard!With a calm temperament... Well, this brother probably won't be able to do it in his life!Appropriately dressed... well... who can tell him how his brother's clothes turned into homeless clothes again? ? ?

In short, Aum really has no way to deny his conscience, this man called "Bruce" by his brother, in some respects, really dumped his brother by a whole trench...

"Hi, I'm Bruce Wayne. Thank you for everything you've done for the innocent people of Gotham, and - for saving Dick and Damian."

Dick lowered his head and rolled his eyes while holding down the furry Damian.

Mr. Orm killed the clown, he admits it!

But rescued?

Resolutely do not admit it!He can kill the Joker too!real!Father!

Orm met Bruce's blue pupils, quiet, steady, and convincing.There seemed to be more complex and deep emotions surging in the depths, but when Aum wanted to see more clearly, those emotions immediately disappeared without a trace.

No wonder his brother became friends with this one.

Orm thought.

And, he knows who this is.

"Om, Arthur's younger brother." Orm nodded reservedly, seemingly unintentionally said, "I know you, Batman."

The temperature in the room suddenly dropped to freezing point.

Batman's disapproving gaze fell on Arthur's neck.One sentence was called to destroy his identity. Bruce was absolutely sure that there would be no one but Arthur who would sell his identity!

Arthur shrunk his inexplicably chilly neck unconsciously, and turned his head to grin at Bruce.

"I mentioned you to Om, Bruce! Guardian of Gotham, Alliance advisor!"

Bruce: "..."

Clark: "..."

Dick: "..."

Damian: "..."

Aum: "..."

Aum has reason to believe that among all the people present, his brother is probably the only one who has not figured out the situation!

A symbolic second of despair at his brother's slowness, Orm stretched out his right hand to the Gotham Dark Knight, and said meaningfully: "Om, Prince of Atlantis."

Bruce paused for a few seconds, stretched out his right hand, and introduced himself again, with the same meaning: "Bruce Wayne, Batman."

The moment the two hands were held together, it seemed that some agreement was silently reached.

The doctor had done a thorough examination of Orm and determined that he was just debilitated and debilitated, not injured, none of the internal injuries that Arthur had feared.

"What he needs is not medicine, but adequate rest and nutritional supplements."

As he spoke, the doctor's eyes flicked back and forth between Orm and Arthur.

The size comparison between the two brothers really made it difficult for him not to suspect that the slender brother, who was about half the size of his brother, had ever been treated unfairly?

oh!Aquaman's younger brother is suspected to have been treated unfairly?

This is really a big gossip!

For a moment, the doctor really wanted to share the latest gossip on the Internet.Unfortunately, a second later he was thinking of the ubiquitous Gotham Dark Knight, Batman.

I heard that Wayne's family is the financial backer behind Batman, and Aquaman is Batman's friend. If Batman finds out that he is gossiping about the "scandal" of Aquaman's family... forget it!Gossip is precious, but life is more expensive!

The results of the doctor's examination made everyone feel relieved. Bruce immediately said that he was going to contact Alfred and asked him to prepare an environment suitable for Orm's recuperation in Wayne Manor. He took Clark and left, motioning for Dick and Damian Follow along, leaving room for brothers Orm and Arthur for now.

"younger brother!"

Only himself and his younger brother were left, Arthur's expression suddenly collapsed, pitifully like a large dog worried about its owner.

Aum slapped his brother on the head, gritted his teeth and said:

"Why do you put on such a weak and weak look like Ai Ai!"

Concerned about his brother's king's face, Aum didn't say anything about his sissy.

"Don't think too much! I'm not here to save you, but for myself!

If you have an accident outside, I can add 30 years in prison if I go with you!Also, if you are finished, there will be no other heirs to the throne in our family, and I must inherit it!

The first ever king of Atlantis to spend time in prison?I don't want such a bad name at all! "

Arthur grinned, and suddenly jumped forward, hugging Orm.

"Brother, thank you!"

Aum: "..." Why did his brother's brain suddenly flash?

Arthur rested his head on Orm's shoulder like a large dog coquettishly rubbing against its master.

Aum hesitated and hesitated, but in the end he still raised his hand and hugged his brother vaguely.

He even acted like a baby with his younger brother?His brother is indeed the most stupid in the world!

"Really want to thank you?"

Aum snorted in Arthur's ear, Aum smiled mysteriously, and said in a drawn out voice, "If you really want to thank me—"

Arthur moved his Adam's apple unnaturally, only to feel his brother's laughter falling softly on his heart, like a soft little animal like a cat scratching his heart with its pink paw pads, itching.

He said in a very polite manner: "Brother, you can do whatever you want!"

Aum laughed even more happily. The rhythm of his chest vibration made Arthur, who was holding Aum, feel dizzy and numb half of his body.

"With your words, I feel relieved. Then, brother, listen to me, how about cutting your hair and beard?"

Arthur: dumbfounded.jpg

Aum: "Any comments?"

"Yes—" Arthur hesitated, cautiously.

Aum raised his eyebrows immediately.

Okay!

Didn't expect his brother's guts to gain a lot of weight after being rescued once?

"Brother——" Arthur hesitated to speak, he hesitated to speak, and struggled for a while before gathering up enough courage to protest: "Next time when condensing the water shield, can you not use blood?"

Aum: "..." You have been struggling for a long time and just tell me this?

"Hua La is drenched in blood, it's really disgusting..." Arthur added.

"Stop dreaming!"

Aum slapped Arthur's head with a seemingly menacing force, but it fell on top of Arthur's head, but it was no more fierce than a cat's soft paw pad.He gritted his teeth and said in disgust:

"I practice martial arts, not spells! If you want to see it, there will be no next time!"

"Also! That's not called Water Shield! Don't just call it such an ugly name! It's not Atlantis at all!"

***

Before his brother's weak and pale face, Arthur finally agreed to Aum's request with his last condolences for his manly hair and beard.

Covering Aum, who said he was tired and wanting to continue resting, for the rest of his life, he carefully inspected every corner and corner, and confirmed that every inch of his brother's skin except his head was hidden on the cup, so Arthur lightly He walked away and closed the door behind him.

At last he was alone.

Aum let out a long sigh of relief, put away his good brother's face in front of his brother, and his face gradually became gloomy.

He really didn't expect it!A spell actually hollowed out him?

Empty him to the point where he needs to recuperate?

He has never been so weak since he started practicing martial arts at the age of three!

It seems...

Didi!

Aum was suddenly awakened from his contemplation by the beeping sound of the mobile phone. He reached for the mobile phone that his brother had carefully placed beside his pillow before he left, and turned on the screen.

Chat message prompt?

Aum clicked in, and saw that the third netizen in the three-person group of him and Lei Sledgehammer, who had disappeared for more than a week, finally came online.

Consulting Detective: [Scotland Yard idiots!So obvious clues can't be seen!The suspect wandered around under their noses and couldn't find any evidence!He deserves to be tricked around! 】

Consulting detective: [My brother who has a group of goldfish under him is definitely the most stupid! 】

Consulting detective: [I'm going to New York next month. 】

Consulting detective: [And Atlantis. 】

The author has something to say:

Aum: In the face of silly brother, can I respect me?

Arthur: (Golden Retriever laughs) As long as I can stand up

Explain the character of Batman in the following text~

The author selfishly hopes that Batman can live a little more relaxed and happy life without so much pain and depression.

Therefore, the Batman described by the author will probably be a bit OOC, and there will be a big gap with the character of Batman in movies or comics~ At least, he has Clark, and he has become very close to other superheroes in the league. friend.So Batman who has money, good looks, a wife (Clark) and sons (four!) and a few close friends is basically a super life winner template _(:з)∠)_

The author of this chapter has struggled for a long time, how can I write Batman's demeanor QAQ!

The author's requirements are not high, and I am very happy if I can write half of the style.But judging from the final written text... not much to say, let's make fun of the little angels!

In the previous chapter, the little angels strongly demanded to kill the clown in the message, the author gave a little spoiler ahead of time, the clown will definitely be cool~ including Arkham will be cool~ but not immediately.

muah!