Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Dick really couldn't bear to look at Arthur's pitiful face of "I'm so poor! I'm short of money! I can't afford to buy a car for my brother!". Neptune, is he planning to turn himself into a gloomy mushroom and plant it in the corner?

Maybe... he is going to put on a show where a living person turns into a mushroom, and earn money to buy a car for the ocean lord?

Wait... No!

Make sense!Aren't you Atlantis sitting on the sea, rich and rich?

If his memory is correct, some time ago in Bludhaven, he also met two tourists from Atlantis. According to their self-introduction, they were just ordinary citizens of Atlantis. but!How many times richer than a little policeman with a pitiful salary like him!

At least, the luxury hotel they stayed in, unless his father or Tim signed the bill, he might not be able to afford it in his life!

Would the king of Atlantis not be able to afford a car?

joke? !

Or some new means of showing off wealth?

Dick refused to be flaunted and changed the subject decisively.

"Wayne Manor is not too far away. There is usually no traffic jam in Gotham at this time. We will arrive in about half an hour. Alfred must have prepared everything and is waiting for us." Dick asked His eyes skipped over Arthur, and he smiled heartily at Aum.

There is probably a difference when there is a comparison.

Compared with Arthur, Dick has a good impression of the gentle and handsome, polite and powerful ocean lord.

Although reason tells him that the man who was rough and violent with the waves to throw marine garbage ashore more than three months ago, and even planned to directly flood the land, but... such a thing as goodwill is really can not say it clearly!

Especially when there are contrasting items!

"Thank you." Om warmly thanked him, smiled warmly, and asked inadvertently, "Alfred? I seem to have heard you mention it before. He is the butler of Wayne Manor?"

Dick nodded, "To be precise, he is the parent of Wayne Manor. He is the only one in the family who can let father drink milk."

Batman's unhappy eyes flicked across Dick.

Dick pretended not to notice, and continued to sell to Aum... Oh no, he introduced the patriarch of Wayne Manor with great interest.

"Ah Fu is very good, he can do anything! He can also make cookies, which are delicious, you will definitely like them!"

Sitting next to his younger brother, Arthur, who could only listen and not get in the conversation, moved his ears.

Dick's words were so sharp that he thought of himself who had sworn to his brother, "You're going to love the food at Wayne's!" a few hours ago.

really.

Aum twitched the corners of his mouth, and said shyly, "Sorry, because I just came to land, I may not be able to adapt to the food on land."

Dick was a little disappointed.

Sharing the best food at Wayne's with a new friend you just met, only to lose out on eating habits...but!It's just that I can't get used to it now. Maybe Aum will be able to appreciate the charm of cookies after staying on land for a while longer!

Dick cheered up and decided to start by introducing land food. I believe that one day Aum will be able to taste the beauty of cookies!

However, before Dick could figure out how to describe the deliciousness and allurement of land food in words, Aum still smiled a little embarrassedly, and proposed an idea:

"But if it tastes like fresh fish, maybe I can try to accept it."

"...This..." Dick's expression froze, and he started a difficult tug-of-war between embarrassing Ah Fu and rejecting new friends.

Fish-flavored cookies?

How can the taste of fresh fish and sweetness be compatible?

Is that still a cookie?

"This... cookie...Emmm..." Dick tried to explain to the little prince of Atlantis who had just landed that the ingredients of the cookie were mainly flour, butter, and... um... he didn't know... …

But anyway!no fish!

"There are fish, Prince Aum." The still immature child's voice sounded from the lower side.

Dick looked down and saw that Damian was stuffing his phone back into his pocket, and said calmly, "Ah Fu said, you can have fresh fish cookies."

Dick: "..." All right!Alfred can do anything!

Dick and Damian were right, Alfred could do anything.

Aum was sitting on the sofa in Wayne Manor at this time, with a plate of fragrant cookies in front of him.

Focusing on the point, a stack of small sweets that exude the delicious smell of fish meat without the slightest fishy smell... Emmm, since they are no longer sweet, maybe it is more appropriate to call them small fish cakes?

"Thank you for your hospitality, Mr. Alfred."

Aum first thanked the butler of Wayne Manor politely, then picked up a cookie, and took a small bite.

Orm had to admit that he had smelled the rather alluring scent outside the living room door and was interested in trying it.

However, after his brother entered the door, he greeted Alfred familiarly, then stuffed himself into the sofa without seeing anyone else, picked up a stack of cookies and ate and drank, so he had to go first After the necessary greetings, you can taste the unique craftsmanship of the personable Mr. Butler.

"You're welcome." Alfred put a glass of water in front of Orm.In view of what Master Dick said, Prince Aum is still unable to adapt to land food, so drinks such as tea, wine or milk are not suitable for him for the time being.

After excluding the above options, a cup of warm water that has been boiled and then cooled to about 40 degrees is an option that is quite friendly to health.

Dick twitched his eyes, and secretly complained to Aum: "Since the Wayne Group and the Stark Group in New York reached a cooperation intention on clean energy development, Afu has been fascinated by Huaxia's health science."

Aum blinked in confusion, unable to find the causal relationship in Dick's words at all.

"Oh! Forget that you probably don't know these little gossips!" Dick explained: "The chairman of the Stark Group, Tony Stark's fiancee is from China. Ever since Afu communicated with the butler of the Stark family After that, I became obsessed with keeping in good health!"

"With all due respect, Master Dick. In view of the fact that no one in Wayne Manor, whether small, big or old, takes care of his own health, I have to retire at an age where I should have retired to enjoy the sand and sun. Worry about lest you someday screw yourselves to an untimely death."

As he said that, Ah Fu brought out five more glasses of milk and put them in front of Arthur, Bruce, Clark, Dick and Damian respectively.

"Now, drink the milk in front of you, and go to bed honestly!"

No one dared to challenge the authority of the butler of Wayne Manor, including Batman.

Bruce reluctantly picked up the milk, and said helplessly, "Ah Fu, this is an accidental injury."

"No, sir." Alfred said very "respectfully": "As the one who pays the least attention to your body in the family, you should have the realization that I am actually targeting you. Now, don't struggle, drink your Milk, Lord Kent's all gone."

"..." Bruce gulped down the milk.

He really is!Hate the smell of milk!Always!

Clark moved his body uncomfortably, looking rather pitiful as he huddled in a corner of the sofa.

Whenever this happens, it is always him who suffers the most.This kind of thing between Bruce and Alfred, give him another ten years, and he won't learn how to deal with it!

Bruce put down the empty milk glass without saying a word, and the glass made a crisp sound when it collided with the tea table.Clark suddenly shivered, and shrank his long legs again.

Aum looked at Clark, who was desperately reducing his sense of existence, in some confusion, and felt as if he understood something...

"Arthur, Prince Orm," Bruce looked directly at Orm, "I have some business to deal with, and Alfred and Clark will entertain you, OK?"

Arthur readily agreed.It was not his first visit to Wayne Manor, and he felt more comfortable staying with Clark than the serious and high-IQ alliance consultant.

At least, they won't suddenly turn into the training channel while chatting.

At this time, Arthur didn't realize that this probably came from the canine's intuitive love for the same kind and the natural awe of the cat.

Orm, who was stared directly at by Bruce, looked back involuntarily.

Bruce's eyes are very beautiful. When he stares at you earnestly, there will always be an intoxicating taste, as if there is a unique affection in the world, which makes people intoxicated and unable to refuse.But if you resist the temptation of his eyes full of affection, and keep a sober look into his eyes, you will find that what is deep in your eyes is not emotion, but vigilance and consideration.

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, Orm thought, then he did get a glimpse of Batman's reality through Bruce's eyes.

To some extent, this is actually the sincerity from Batman.

"Today is already a lot of interruptions, please do your own thing." Aum responded decently.

Bruce nodded slightly, didn't say anything more, turned around and strode away.

however--

"Please wait a moment, Master Bruce—" Alfred's voice slowly came from behind Bruce, "If I'm not confused, the direction you're going doesn't seem to be going to the study to handle business?"

"..." Bruce stopped in silence, refusing to turn around.

Clark moved his butt quietly again, shrinking himself back into the sofa.

He had an ominous premonition that the flames of war were at most three seconds away from burning him!

Alfred bowed to put a few empty milk glasses on the tray, and continued to say to Bruce slowly: "Your current direction is to go to the Batcave? If I remember correctly, today's night Sir, it's Master Kent and Master Tim. And you—the big comfortable bed in the bedroom is waiting for you, Master Bruce."

"Ah Fu—" Bruce turned around, his face full of helplessness.

"Please abide by your own timetable, Master Bruce." Alfred said without doubt, then suddenly turned to Clark and asked, "Are you right, Master Kent?"

"..." Clark huddled pitifully in the corner of the sofa, looking back and forth between Bruce and Alfred, helpless, pitiful, and helpless.

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The author has something to say:

As I was writing, I found out that most of the scenes in this chapter belong to the bat family _(:з」∠)_ (Da Chao is also a bat family!)

It's all the author's fault that the keyboard has grown into a big keyboard that can automatically code words and turn crazy fans into bats ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

That being the case, then...well, the author will just waste this chapter to express his love for the Bat family, and then the little prince of Aum will continue to go online, trust me!

I have received a lot of messages from little angels recently!

cough!For the little transparent author Bacteria, five or six comments per chapter is a lot of fun!Happy to round into a ball!

There is a place to write about the characters I like, and I can communicate with the little angels. The author Zhe is so happy that he is bubbling every day~cough!The author seems to be nagging again (*/ω＼*).

To make a long story short, thank you to every little angel who left a message, thank you to every little angel who opened the article, the author loves you!

And, special thanks to the two little angels Yu Qi and shuyouwill who helped the author to correct the mistake~ Memoda!