Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Amidst Tony's frenzied laughter, the black "big" bat rose up in response, spread its wings to unleash its life potential, swooped and swooped on Tony's face, the wings and body were all in line, firmly covering Tony's nose, They tightly covered Tony's nostrils, as if to suffocate him to death.

"Hey? Hey! Bruce!"

Clark was dazed for a second and rushed after the little bat, as fast as teleporting, frantically trying to hug the little bat version boyfriend back from another man's face.

However, the little bat version of her boyfriend was completely uncooperative.

No matter whether Clark is earnestly speaking the truth or laying out the conditions carefully, the little black bat will stick to Tony's face unswervingly, vowing to carry out the battle to the end.

Tony, whose nostrils were covered with bats, was completely devastated.

he!iron Man!Super hero!Genius scientist!Billionaire!philanthropist!

The insurance amount of his beard alone was as high as 2000W, and there was a bat lying on his face!

But Superman, the big fool of Zhenglian, didn't hurry to get his man back, but was slowly trying to reason with the bat to negotiate terms!The condition has been upgraded from "I'll let you eat two more stacks of cookies today" to "I won't make trouble with you tonight"!

Never bother you at night?Never trouble you?Don't bother you?trouble you?

Is this TM here to travel or to show affection!

"Did I say you don't move and do it directly!"

Tony completely gave up counting on the big fool of Zhenglian to persuade his boyfriend to go back, and decided to make a living by himself, and take down the dark little bat himself!

However, just as Tony raised his hand, his fingertips were at least [-] centimeters away from the little bat, and his self-rescue action was hit with a devastating blow.

"Don't! Don't don't!"

Clark squeezed Tony's wrist. Although he was in a hurry, he still paid attention. He didn't pinch the wrist of Iron Man, whose physical strength was the weakest chicken in the whole process.

"Bruce is so small! How can you be rough on him! What if you get hurt!"

Tony really wants Superman to open his eyes that have been completely rusted by love to see who hurt whom!By the way, use some words that must be "beep--" to refresh his mind!

"Whoever hurt who! Superman, is your brain stuffed with yellow waste and completely scrapped... ouch!"

The moment Tony opened his mouth to spray Clark, the little bat suddenly made a new movement—he raised his cute little head, grinned open his mouth, revealing the petite but sharp teeth inside, and gnawed down viciously!

Let you scold Clark!

revenge!

"Boo--! Lu--!! S--!!!"

Tony was furious!his face!

The bastard bat dared to bite his face!Who knows how many bacteria there are in the mouth of a bat! ! !

Rage hurts the brain.

In desperation, Tony grabbed a tube of transformation potion, opened the stopper without looking at it, and gulped it down his throat.

Isn't it convenient for you Bruce to turn into an animal by relying on the big to bully the small?Then it's all transformed, let's have a battle of equality among animals!Let's see who is afraid of whom!

puff--

After the same light sound as when Bruce transformed, Tony also disappeared instantly, and then a golden, chubby Corgi with a small fat buttocks and short legs appeared on the spot!

grumble?

In mid-air, the human face under its claws suddenly disappeared, and the little bat tilted its head in a daze, and let out a milky "ji" sound from its mouth. Before it could react, it suddenly began to fall straight down!

In order to facilitate the preparations for land passengers before transforming, this preparation room uses airbag technology to form a water-free space, which is convenient for the little bat to crash in mid-air.

"Huh?" Dr. Banner's spirit of scientific research emerged again: "Um...can bats chirp?"

"Humans are not wild bats, as long as they have mouths, they can speak human words!" Aum rolled his eyes.Don't get me wrong, he wasn't targeting Dr. Banner, but the two "cuties" in the arena who had already entered the killing session of the animal world.

After saying this, Aum couldn't help being stunned. For a moment, he seemed to feel that something was wrong?

I can't remember, forget it, it's probably not an important thing.

On the other side, the moment the little bat crashed, Corgi grinned from below, showing his gleaming teeth, looking up and waiting for the little bat to throw itself into the trap and enter the dog's mouth.

"grumble--!"

The little bat panicked and flapped its wings desperately in mid-air!

The black hole leading to the dog's esophagus is close at hand, and the gleaming canine teeth may turn into a meat grinder at any time, scraping his flesh and crushing his bones!He must fly!Don't fall into that nasty fat dog's mouth!

However, I don't know if it's because the wings are not strong enough, or because he just transformed and failed to master the flying skills, or the flapping just now has exhausted all his potential. It's getting shorter and shorter, so short that you can already see the complacent light in Corgi's eyes!

"grumble!"

"Wang!"

Fat Corgi jumped up and rushed towards the falling little bat. He had already foreseen the pinnacle of his life when he was holding a bat in his mouth and stepping on Superman!

The little bat was suddenly blessed, and no longer fluttered its wings up and down in pursuit of taking off, but flapped its wings left and right to control the direction of flight, and flitted a few centimeters to the right just before Corgi's sharp teeth bit him. He escaped from danger and saved his life!

Everyone present breathed a sigh of relief and wiped away the cold sweat that did not exist on their foreheads.

To be honest, the development after taking the transforming potion was beyond everyone's expectations. Before they could react, the two little guys, Bat and Corgi, acted quickly and started a battle between animals based on their strength. .

Fortunately, there were no casualties...

Zhong Chaoying's breath has not yet finished, and the situation on the court has turned again!

Corgi, who jumped fiercely into the air but missed the bat, seems to have only mastered the jumping technique, but the landing technique is extremely unskilled. The four short legs failed to cushion the landing, and the "plop" fat corgi hit the ground heavily, paralyzed. A dog biscuit.

And the little bat, whose dodge distance was not long enough, failed to escape the catastrophe of the pond fish, and was affected by Corgi's meaty claws, and smashed to the ground together, staring at the stars, wanting to cry but not crying.

"Wow...QAQ..."

"Gee... 〒▽〒..."

Well, both lose-lose!

The battle between Zhenglian and Fulian, the two giants, couldn't be more embarrassing.

Clark and Steve looked at each other, sighed silently, stepped forward, and picked up the leader of their alliance, holding one in their palms and the other in their arms.

Judging by the appearance of the word "mourning" written all over their bodies, they should be out of energy for a while.

The result of the battle between Tony and Bruce was not very good, but the result of the transformation was quite cute. The cute version of the little bat and the chubby short-legged corgi successfully raised the already high interest of the superheroes to a new level .

All of a sudden, everyone's attention was focused on the remaining transforming potions, who will be the next transforming person, the silent competition has already started fighting in the eyes of Chaoying.

In the end, the gentleman's rule of "ladies first" won by an overwhelming advantage. Wonder Woman Diana and Black Widow Natasha each took a tube of transformation potion as winners.

Two equally glamorous female heroes raised their heads and drank the potion, "Puff!"Appear in place at the same time!

The result of Natasha's transformation shocked the audience.

"Emmm..." Dr. Banner was at a loss for words at the moment, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence, "I thought it would be a black widow spider?"

Dr. Banner swears that after saying this, he saw the scorpion version of Natasha roll her eyes at him.

"Tsk! How ugly!"

Natasha climbed to the floor-to-ceiling mirror without a teacher-it is provided for tourists who have turned into small animals so that they can "appreciate" the new image-and gave her new image a very disgusting evaluation.

"What kind of breed have I become, Bruce?"

Bruce Banner of the Avengers League and Bruce Wayne of the Zhenglian League have the same name. This is inconvenient when the two superhero organizations get together.

"Uh... the Brazilian gold ghost is quite poisonous. It is suitable for living in tropical areas. It can reproduce parthenosexually, and its pregnancy period is about three months." Dr. Banner dryly poured out all the encyclopedic knowledge in his brain.

"Oh? Don't you think you've exposed something? My dear?" Natasha Scorpion's voice suddenly lowered an octave, with a hint of sex.

To be honest, Natasha's trick has been tried and tested repeatedly, and it is impossible for ordinary men to resist the temptation.But the problem is that Natasha used to be a glamorous Natasha, but now Natasha...maybe she can be regarded as a glamorous scorpion among scorpions?

In short, Dr. Banner felt that he might not be able to appreciate the aesthetics of writing scorpions.

He shrugged weakly, decided to pretend he didn't hear anything, then took off his coat and folded it carefully, knelt down on one knee and put the coat on the ground next to Natasha, and carefully transferred Natasha's scorpion to the coat , and finally picked up Natasha together with the coat firmly.

"Why do I feel that you don't seem to want to touch me, Banner?" Natasha's dissatisfaction was beyond words, and her stinging tail was raised high, pointing directly at Banner's throat.

Banner carefully avoided the tail of the scorpion, silently explained to Natasha's head, "I don't think you want a boyfriend who was poisoned into a corpse by you."

The big white eyes represent Natasha's disdain, "What kind of poison have you never tried?"

"But it will transform into Hulk." Banner shrugged, "I think Orm probably doesn't want to rebuild the transformation tourist area."

Natasha retracted her raised tail, accepting what her boyfriend said.

On the other side, seeing Natasha Scorpion being carried away, Diana Bald Eagle had no choice but to withdraw her salivating gaze regretfully.

Well, the smell of scorpion, I really want to taste it~