Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

The bald eagle is a very beautiful large raptor, but the bald eagle transformed by Diana is about half smaller than the average bald eagle. The sense of cuteness, and the sense of elegance derived from Diana itself.

Although the little partner who transformed together was inferior in appearance, she was held firmly in her arms by her boyfriend, and was more than a step ahead in showing affection. Diana bald eagle flapped its wings and took off on the spot, Chase the ugly little friend and fly to the same height as her.

Unlike the little bat with two wings that flew to the plane crash alive, Diana's bald eagle's flying skills can be called self-taught and genius level. The doctor's arm is nothing more than the crook of her arm, but her gesture of flapping her wings and taking off slowly is very elegant, and she flies very smoothly, successfully setting off the little bat that crashed into a dregs.

"Gee? Didn't you pray before taking the medicine?" That's why you became so ugly?

The bald eagle flapped its wings and hovered beside Dr. Banna's arm, tilted its head and asked Natasha Scorpion, who was held in Banner's arms.

"Is the bald eagle cooing?" Dr. Banner felt that the animal encyclopedia stored in his brain had been brutally attacked.

"Of course not!" Aum was annoyed and amused by Banner's untimely entanglement, "But that's Diana turned into a bald eagle! Don't talk about cooing, just chatter like Bruce!"

After speaking, Aum felt a piercing gaze coldly falling on the back of his head.Looking back, as expected, the little bat lying on top of Clark's head was coldly sending death light waves at him.

Orm suddenly laughed, and usually joked "Batman is watching you", but now it has become a real bat staring.

"No. Have you prayed?" Natasha Scorpion pawed at Labanna's coat, stuck out her ugly little head, eager to find out why she became ugly.

"Of course!" Diana's bald eagle raised her head and chest, extremely proud, "I have prayed three times to Zeus, the king of the gods, and I must transform into a beautiful and majestic creature!"

Emmm...

The eyes of Chaoying collectively fell on the small white-haired chest of the bald eagle, which is indeed beautiful, but majestic... just barely?

Natasha's not-so-beautiful transformation cast a psychological shadow on everyone.

But four of them drank the medicine, and three of them became cute. With a 75% probability, they still gave the superheroes infinite courage. They took a tube of transformation potion one after another, followed the metaphysics experience taught by Diana, and silently recited three times in their hearts. Become a species, then unplug the plug and suffocate the medicine in one gulp!

The heroic action, the spectacular scene, and the frenzied atmosphere made Aum wonder whether he had accidentally strayed into the scene of some cultist committing suicide by drinking drugs?

A few seconds later, the sound of transformation sounded one after another.

Barry disappeared, and a long creature appeared on the spot.

Steve disappeared, and a mighty and majestic big lion appeared on the spot. It was not the "magnificence" that the bald eagle raised its head and chest out, but the real majesty with the aura of the king of beasts. The best of the body.

Bucky disappeared, and a chubby orange cat with a round face appeared in place.

Peter disappeared, and a small and exquisite spider appeared in place, which could be blown away in one breath. If Orm hadn't kept a close eye on it, a suspenseful drama of "Where did Spider-Man go" might be staged on the spot.

Clint disappeared, and a...

"Pfft!"*3

Orm, Tony, and Bucky couldn't hold back, bursting into laughter.

Aum squatted down and spread the palm of his right hand upwards to the ground, "Clint?"

"Cha! It's me..." The round-faced little sparrow flapped its wings and jumped to Aum's palm, extremely depressed.

Obviously, this is another one who failed to master the flying skills.

"Why didn't it turn into a falcon?" Orm poked Clint sparrow's chubby face dishonestly.

I don't know if it was because of Aum's strength, or if Clint's thin legs couldn't support his fat body. The little sparrow was poked on the buttocks and squatted down in Aum's hands.

"Cha!" Clint Sparrow pecked Aum twice in protest, before he said angrily, "How would I know!"

Laozi is a man named "Eagle Eye", why...why is it... Isn't the sparrow a little too imposing? !

"It's probably because it's too edible." Banner squatted over to watch the little sparrow with Natasha Scorpion in his arms, and said thoughtfully, "Clint opens the refrigerator every day to go into the kitchen. I remember that sparrows are also very edible."

Natural stabbing is the deadliest.Teammates are the most hurtful.

Sparrow feathers fluttered all over my face, and the doctor pierced my heart with a knife.

Clint's sparrow's eyes were stared straight after being hit by Banner, and he lay powerlessly in the hands of Aum, with his belly full, raised his wingtips to cover his eyes, and closed himself.

Tsk!It seems like it's been hit too hard...

With a symbolic guilt for three seconds, Aum put his sparrow in his pocket with his backhand, providing him with a dark enough self-enclosed environment.

"Aren't you going to try the potion? Maybe you can turn into a scorpion and pair up with Natasha?" Aum stood up and casually asked Banner, who was still in his body.

Banner hugged Natasha Scorpion tightly, took a step back, shook his head politely, and politely refused:

"I guess Hulk might not like it."

Orm thought about it, and decisively gave up the idea of ​​continuing to "see what animal the Hulk will turn into".

Compared with that little curiosity, it is more important to keep the building that turned into a tourist area.He is a man with an entire kingdom to support, and he is determined not to live as a decoration company VVVVVVIP like Tony!

Orm began to count the number of animals in the field to see if, besides Peter, any unlucky ones had turned into some kind of small invisible animals.

Diana Bald Eagle, ON.

Steve Lion, at.

Bucky Orange, here.

Tony Corgi, at.

Bruce Bat, in...Huh?Clark hasn't changed?

"Actually, I drank it."

Clark spread his hands and showed three empty medicine tubes, with embarrassment written all over his hair and heels.

"Three tubes, but it didn't work."

Emmm...

Orm was lost in thought.

Drinking three tubes in a row... shouldn't poison people to death, right?

"Perhaps it is due to blood."

Banner made a serious analysis:

"After all, the transformation potion was developed based on the genes of people on Earth, so it is probably not compatible with Clark's Kryptonian blood."

Listen...seems to make sense?

Orm and Clark looked at each other, a little unsure whether to applaud or not.

Suddenly, a breathless voice came from not far away, stopping their entanglement.

"Help QAQ...I'm going dehydrated QWQ..."

The sounding position seemed to be a bit low, and the three of Aum lowered their heads together, just in time to see the Barry electric eel slumped on the ground in long strips, surrounded by water stains, and the small eyes had begun to turn white.

"...Put me in the water QAQ!!!"

Barry Electric Eel felt that he suddenly understood the true meaning of life - water!Human beings are conceived in amniotic fluid, and water is the essence of life!

Clark teleported over with a "whoosh", grabbed the Barry electric eel, and "whoosh" teleported to the pool, and gently put the Barry electric eel into the water he desperately wanted.

Putting down the Barry Electric Eel, Clark shook his hand, only to be belatedly aware that the skin on his fingertips seemed a little numb?

He was put into the true meaning of his life, and just after taking a sip of water, Barry Electric Eel burst into tears!

"Clark! Are you stupid! Electric eels are freshwater creature QAQ! I want to be dehydrated and dehydrated. I really want to be dehydrated!

While crying and hiccupping, he felt extremely desperate for his teammates' blind spots in knowledge.

Putting his freshwater electric eel in a seawater pool, is this life-saving or killing? !

"Meow~meow~~"

A tender and soft meowing sound suddenly appeared by the sea pool, and Bucky the orange cat with a chubby face and a chubby figure strolled over and stretched out its claws at the electric eel in the pool.

"Don't!" Orm and Banner exclaimed duet, but still not faster than Meow who saw the fish.

"Meow—!" Bucky the orange cat shrieked and retracted its paws, the fur on its body stood up from the electric shock, like a ball of hair.

He was electrocuted instead of catching fish, desolate and helpless.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Wow - woof!"

Hearing the participation of Bucky the orange cat, Tony Corky and Steve Lion rushed to the edge of the sea pool at the same time, baring their threatening teeth at Barry Electric Eel, as if they wanted to fish him out to face the battle.

"No?" Banner held his forehead with a headache, "It's okay for Corgi to bark, but what's the matter with the lion?!"

Is now the time to tangled barking?

Aum didn't have time to complain about Banner, he swooped forward, grabbed Corgi's nape with one hand, grabbed the lion's tail with the other, and dragged the two ignorant guys away from the sea pool.

Give it a rest, you two!

No one here wants to eat "shocked corgi ass" and "salt water lion head"!

Clark finally reacted to a series of events that overwhelmed him, jumped into the seawater pool to fish out the Barry electric eel, and quickly sent the fish into the freshwater pool. Only then did he stop his hiccupping and crying sound.

However, entering a freshwater pool does not equate to the danger of exiting.

Barry Electric Eel swam briskly in the freshwater pool for two rounds, and finally felt that he was alive again. He poked his head out of the water, and was about to recite his impromptu "Ah——Water!"The true meaning of life! "Thousand-character prose, I felt a sharp gaze falling directly on his head, his body, and his tail!

By the side of the freshwater pool, the bald eagle walked squarely, staring sharply at the long creatures under the water, with the words "coveted" in capital letters, ready to attack at any time!

Whoa!

Shocked, the Barry electric eel shrank back into sleep, splashing a splash of water.

Under the surface of the water, Barry Electric Eel shrank his head and dared not stand up, wanting to cry without tears.

"Diana! Your Royal Highness! My Lady!" Barry tried to reason with His Royal Highness the Bald Eagle who coveted his fresh flesh, "We are in the same group, don't you keep staring at me, okay? QAQ? There are so many reunions around. People, you can pick whichever you like, okay?"

Diana Bald Eagle is not only very principled, but also pays special attention to the taste of food. This reason is not enough to convince her.

"The eel meat is tender and plump, even better than Fulian's cat meat, dog meat and lion meat."

QAQ!

Barry's heart broke down, and he was desperate for his teammates' blind spots of knowledge, "Electric eels and eels are two different creatures! Two! They are completely different! I am not the kind of eels I usually eat!!!"

"Goo?"

Diana's bald eagle tilted her head and made a cooing sound. It's hard to say whether she understood it but was determined not to give up the food, or she didn't understand it at all.

Diana's bald eagle covets Barry's electric eel, and the most tragic internal strife in the history of the Justice League may occur. What an ethical tragedy!

Aum thought for a while staring at the tragedy of Zhenglian internal strife, then suddenly hooked Campbell.

He seemed to have finally grasped the feeling that something was wrong!

"Your Highness?" Campbell immediately ran over, with "dog legs" written on his face and "serving crimes and making meritorious service" written on his body.

"Tell me the truth," Aum's voice was extremely low, mysterious and full of bad deeds, "Does the transformation potion affect people's IQ?"

The situation at the scene was obviously not right.Although the superheroes occasionally... are unreliable, but that is completely different from running away from home!

Campbell shook his head decisively!

no problem!Definitely no problem!How could there be a problem!

His Royal Highness has not forgiven the problem of the three billboards outside, and there must be no more problems!

"Really?" Aum squinted at him, with murderous intent gushing out, circling around Campbell's neck, like a rope that could strangle his lifeline at any time.

"A little……"

Campbell resolutely admitted that he compared his thumb and index finger to a very, very short distance, so short that if he didn't look carefully, he would think his thumb and index finger were stuck together!

"...But it's really not the fault of transforming medicine! It's because there is a huge difference in IQ between animals and humans. After turning into an animal, the IQ will inevitably be affected by the hardware of the animal's body! We are all about these precautions in "Taking Medicines It is clearly written in Instructions and Warnings, and the font is bold and enlarged and marked in red!"

The "Pharmaceutical Instructions and Warnings" thing... seems to have been directly skipped by the privileged class like them?

Aum suddenly felt heartbroken. Judging from the current situation where IQ is falling all over the floor and internal strife is everywhere, the possibility that the Chaoying will not settle accounts with him after recovery is about the same as...?

Aum decisively took a tube of transformation potion, and jumped into the seawater pool.

Isn't it that the animal body affects the IQ?

He also changed together!

"Cha—!" Clint sparrow screamed and flew out of Aum's pocket, exhausting all his strength to flap his little wings wet by seawater and land himself on the edge of the seawater pool.

Does he really have no sense of existence at all?

Clint Sparrow brushed off the water from his body in the posture of a drum washing machine in grief and sorrow, and combed his feathers slowly with his beak.