Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Everyone stood outside the transformation tourist area, looking up at the billboard.

Three huge ______________________ billboards.

No, to say billboards is flattering them.

Everyone present was well-informed, but this was the first time they had seen this type of billboard.

There are no pictures on the billboard, only words, densely packed with countless words, the length of the text, the number of words, shocking.

Tony took off his sunglasses and said inconceivably: "Advertising should be based on attracting the viewer's attention and leaving a deep impression, and at the same time conveying concise information to the viewer quickly and effectively... Am I out of date?" ?”

Small essays on billboards?

Who has the patience to read it?

Aum closed his mouth into a clamshell, thinking with a wooden face, he also really wants to know whose godly idea this damn billboard is!

Let’s take a look at the specific content of the three advertising (xiao) advertising (kun) cards (wen).

Sign No. [-]:

[Transformation Potion is the latest technological product developed by the Science and Technology Department of the Kingdom of Atlantis. The transformation result will be determined according to your own characteristics, and cannot be specified!Cannot be specified!Cannot be specified!

Tourists are asked to fill in the questionnaire carefully according to the guidance of the staff, and choose the appropriate transformation area according to the analysis results of the questionnaire.The accuracy rate of the questionnaire is as high as 95%.If you don’t choose the time zone according to the results of the questionnaire analysis, it will add many accidents and dangers to your journey!

Notice!Those who fill out the questionnaire indiscriminately, causing the results of the questionnaire analysis to be inconsistent with the facts, will be expelled immediately once discovered, and entered into the blacklist, and will never be accepted!

Tourists whose results of the questionnaire analysis are saltwater organisms, please consciously choose the seawater area, and do not try the freshwater area without authorization.The previous tourist who did so was still being treated in the medical room!

Tourists whose results of the questionnaire analysis are land and air creatures, please enter the anhydrous area before taking the transformation potion. Believe us, getting wet with fluff or feathers is not a pleasant experience!It is not a pleasant experience to be forced to press the head and dry the hair with a hair dryer!

Tourists whose results of the questionnaire analysis are freshwater organisms, please enter the freshwater pool before taking the transformation potion. There is a specially opened underwater tour channel at the bottom of the freshwater pool to ensure that you can enjoy the same underwater scenery!Please don't try to go into the sea water area, every traveler who has ever done this, went to the infirmary crying because of dehydration!

Tourists whose results of the questionnaire analysis are amphibians, you... Feel free! 】

Signage No. [-]:

[All travelers, please remember, please visit within the specified range after transformation, and do not cross the boundary of the transformation tourist area without authorization!

The people of Atlantis still maintain the eating habit of eating raw sea fish for thousands of years. If you swim out of the tourist area without authorization, your personal safety may be in danger!

Tourists who transform into ordinary fish species are very likely to be caught as food!Tourists who have turned into rare fish species, please don't take it lightly, although you probably won't be eaten by the citizens of Atlantis, but you are very likely to be taken home and put into fish tanks!

Although the last male tourist who lived in the fish tank of the citizens of Atlantis has married the citizens of Atlantis who raised him (emphasis: also male!), but the Atlantis Tourism Office official We still do not approve, encourage, or support this kind of behavior, and decide to impose a fine on any tourist who swims out of the transformation tourist area without authorization!

Important point: Don't think that you don't have to pay a fine if you become an animal!The transformation potion is only valid for two hours! 】

Signage No. [-]:

[The Kingdom of Atlantis fully supports free love and does not object to any interracial, homosexual, heterosexual or even interracial love!

The important reminder is repeated three times: Passengers who wish to have a blind date with citizens of the Kingdom of Atlantis, please apply through official channels!Official channel!Official channel!

Don't think that by becoming a fish, you can have a love affair with the citizens of Atlantis in the deep sea!There is a high probability that your fate is not a bed, but a pot or a fish tank! ! ! 】

In terms of content, it is called a billboard, but it should actually be written as a "Blood and Tears Complaint Letter from the Staff of the Transformed Tourist Area".

After reading the content on the three billboards, Aum lifted his feet and swam away, and in an instant, he swam into a room not far away with the "Transformation Tourist Area Management Office" hanging on it.After a while, another man with brown hair came out.

really carry.

Aum was tall and slender, and the brown-haired man was quite small. He was only as tall as Aum's chest, no more than a centimeter. Aom carried him like a fish.

"Let's talk, Campbell." Aum stretched out his long arms, and put Campbell, the director of the Transformation Tourist Area Management Office, under the three huge ___________ billboards, "Your views and understanding on advertisements."

The big BOSS at the top of the food chain suddenly came down to earth, and the exam questions came as soon as they were said. Campbell, who had no preparation in advance, blinked, his face was full of bewilderment.

"Uh... ad?"

Orm saw right through Campbell's trick of repeating questions to buy time.

He has never been to school for a day, but whether it is one-to-many or one-to-one teaching, the tricks that students use to perfuse their teachers are common. Who hasn't used them yet?

"Hmm." Aum successfully used one syllable to perfectly express the complex content of "Stop talking nonsense and answer the questions quickly. If you don't hand in a perfect answer today, you can go home and go fishing."

"Advertising, just..."

Campbell mobilized his brain resources frantically, hoping that he could complete the brainstorming in a second with only his own brain, come up with the perfect answer, and deal with the big boss.

However, the big boss' problem is really...he really doesn't know how to fool around QAQ!

After all, the idea of ​​the three billboards came from him QWQ!

Of course he knows that this billboard is neither fish nor fowl, and it can't play the role of promoting transformation potion at all QAQ!

But isn't he helpless by tourists who change their tricks every day? QWQ!

Knowing that he would not be able to pass the test, Campbell was overwhelmed, and simply avoided the problem, selling it miserably:

"Your Highness, I know that the idea of ​​the billboard is a bit bad. But we really have nothing to do, really! No matter how much we tirelessly explain the precautions to the tourists, there are people who don't listen to them every day, or deliberately violate the regulations. , Since the day it opened, the medical room in the tourist area has never been out of people!"

There was a sound of echoing around, and at some point, there was already a circle of staff around.

Staff A: "I have picked up mudskippers that had to transform in the land area. I have seen mudskippers that almost died of exhaustion on land because the threshold separating the land area from the sea area is too high to jump over!"

Staff B: "There is also an octopus that sneaks into a freshwater pool and ends up swollen into a ball!"

Staff C: "And countless grass carp, catfish, black fish, silver carp, carp, mandarin fish, silver fish, eel, frog, and even freshwater turtle!!! They are all called freshwater turtles. Why are you running to the salt water area?!!!”

Staff D: "Every day, countless animals that are obviously not aquatic, but have exercised their swimming ability are fished out from the salt water area and fresh water pool... Cats, cats and dogs are fine. Drowning yourself before help arrives. But the ones that sure can't swim like the vultures!!! And the chickens!!! What a joy it was for you guys to get the drenched chickens out of the water every day?!"

Staff E: "Another time, a tourist took the transformation potion without looking at the results of the questionnaire analysis, and the result was great! He turned into a big river clam directly on the land! He turned over and threw himself into the water He didn’t have any abilities! He didn’t even ask for help! What’s worse, the person who was mistaken for an undersea creature kicked him into the corner! After two hours of transformation, he regained his human form!

Almost an adult!

The staff members who were stretched out from the corner and held their ankles for help were all scared and screamed! ! ! "

Staff F: "Let me tell you, there are even more absurd..."

Staff G: "I also encountered..."

Staff H: "Also..."

Harmony: "As Atlanteans who have been with water all their lives, we dare to assure you that our drowning first aid skills are more proficient than those on land! QAQ!"

During the period when the transformation tourist area was just opened, they sent tourists to the infirmary every day, which was more than the sum of the times all of them went to the hospital in their lifetimes! ! !

It's all tears, who can understand the sadness.

It seems a bit miserable.

And...according to the staff's experience of blood and tears and the superheroes' consistent urgency to speculate, the possibility of them entering the transformation tourist area is definitely negative!

Aum turned his back in a second, turned his head and confirmed to everyone: "Are you sure you want to play again?"

"Play!" Zhenglian and Fulian are united like never before.

"Aum, you have taken care of the field." Tony stepped forward with a smile, and the two brothers put their arms on Aum's shoulders, "If we don't play, what a waste of your heart~"

The ending is also coquettish with a tilde.

"OK."

Aum nodded expressionlessly.

"Transforming into a tourist area is a commercial tourism project of Atlantis. It is operated with integrity and no deceit is accepted. Although I have booked a charter for you, you still have to pay the fee. No less. Then, who will step down and swipe the card to pay for the booking fee?"

Aum scanned the crowd, his eyes focused on a certain rich man and a certain rich man for a second longer.

"he!"

"he!"

Tony and Bruce shot at the same time in tacit understanding, pointing at each other.

Ok?

Aum blinked, feeling that the direction of the plot was not quite right.

"Isn't that right?" Natasha sighed quietly, and took the initiative to reveal the answer for Aum, "The two over there have changed their battle methods since they found out that no matter how hard they fight for wealth, they can't win each other."

"What has it been changed to?" Aum humbly asked for advice.

"Compared to who can deceive the other party to spend more money." Natasha's voice floated faintly, crying like complaining, every word was full of hatred for the rich.

Aum: "..." Good luck!

In the end, the battle between the rich and the rich was evenly matched, and the outcome was not decided. Under the eyes of Aum who became more impatient every second, he gave up and decided to pay half and fight again next time.

Love to hear and hear about slaughtering people... Oh no, after the money collection session is over, it's time for the routine questionnaire session.

Aom originally thought that taking the transformation potion would be the starting point of the trouble, but he never expected that he still seriously underestimated the fighting power of the superheroes, and the trouble started from the questionnaire.

"What the hell is this?" Aum shook the questionnaire analysis results in his hand and put it under Campbell's nose, almost trembling out of breath.

Results of the questionnaire analysis——Buddha said: Everything is possible.

To focus, the analysis results of every Chaoying are the same, except for the little spider Peter.

"Just, just..." Campbell swallowed nervously, "...their characteristics are too complicated to determine the direction of transformation."

everything is possible?

Are the traits too complicated?

What the hell?Could it be that these guys are the ancestors of all things?

"Then just drink the transformation potion."

Aum looked coldly at all the superheroes who put on the appearance of "it's none of my business, I'm innocent", and decided in his heart that they must have done it on purpose!

"I'll come first."

The slender and bony palm passed Aum's eyes, took a tube of transformation potion, and swallowed it in one gulp.A moment later, the tall alliance disappeared with a "poof", and then a small, cute... black bat appeared on the spot!

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Tony laughed wildly and clapped his hands, "As expected! The big black bat will definitely transform into a bat, but isn't this size a bit small? Could it be... Bruce Are you dissatisfied with your own body shape? Is it because you think you are too tall and worry that Clark won't be able to hold you hahahaha?"