[Comprehensive] The Birth of the Dramatist

It's been three days, Xiao Nuo sat in the tea shed at the gate of Baiyu capital for three whole days, but in the end he didn't even see a shadow of the other party, it stands to reason that Wugou is also an immortal, why is he running so slowly?

"Guest officer, what do you want to drink today?"

"Same as yesterday."

"You see you have been sitting here for three days, but who are you waiting for?"

"Well, he came from Liancheng, and he may have encountered something on the way, so he came a little late."

"Liancheng?" The waiter widened his eyes, "The richest city in the world?"

Xiao Nuo glared at him, "Hurry up and make tea."

"Okay, little one, let's go."

The tea was served soon, it was July, the sun was scorching at noon, Xiao Nuo felt thirsty after not sitting for a long time, he felt thirsty after drinking three cups in a row, and was about to change to a different taste, when the scene in front of him suddenly As soon as he turned around, the person fell onto the table.

"Guest officer!"

The waiter in the shop was taken aback, and hurried forward to investigate, but saw a blur in front of his eyes, and the person disappeared. He couldn't help touching the back of his head, "It's broad daylight, what the hell?"

"Wow!" A basin of water poured Xiao Nuo a chill.

Outside the barrier, Wugou was wearing a light gray and gray blue robe, his face was expressionless, his eyes were like cold stars, and he only had to write four large characters on his forehead: I only eat vegetarian!

Looking at that indifferent face, Xiao Nuo was filled with joy, worthy of being a representative of the ascetic department, she really won her heart.

"Say, where is the "Four Desolation Classics"?"

Xiao Nuo blinked at him, and said with a charming smile: "It's on me, if you have the ability, City Master, come and get it."

Although her current body is not considered to be all-powerful, it is still exquisitely curvy and charming, and it is hard to believe that it will melt the iceberg of his Wugou.

"Shua!", the cold blade came out of the body, the cold blade had passed through the barrier and touched her chest, "If you don't hand it over again, I will let you live or die!"

"Skinning and cramp? Or refining the soul and cutting the bones? Don't worry, I won't die. Take whatever you have. I can accept it. As long as you can visit me once a day, that's enough."

If she can lick the screen in front of such a handsome face every day, she can bear no matter how deep the pain is.

Wugou's forehead twitched fiercely, her wrist turned, the sword light flashed, and the meridians of her hands and feet were severed.

"Don't tell me yet?"

Xiao Nuo chuckled, used a trick that was tried and failed, rolled his eyes, and passed out.

"you!"

No matter how ruthless Wugou was, it was impossible for him to strike at a woman who passed out, put away his sword, flicked his sleeves and left.

When she came back the next day, Xiao Nuo started to be alive and kicking again, her eyes lit up when she saw Wugou, and she greeted him, "I didn't expect that the city lord would miss me so soon, I'm really flattered .” As she spoke, she gently bit her cherry red lips with her white teeth.

Wugou was silent.

The system frantically prompts: the favorability is negative, and the favorability is negative.

Wugou narrowed his eyes slightly, "It seems that the punishment given to you yesterday was not enough."

"That's right." Xiao Nuo dragged his chin with one hand and looked at him fixedly, "So you must not show mercy this time."

"as you wish."

Wugou raised his hand and summoned a large furnace, and directly stuffed Xiao Nuo into it. The fire in the furnace was transformed by the chaotic green lotus, and it had the power to burn the sky and boil the sea. Ordinary gods would be burned to ashes when they went in. But when it was Xiao Nuo's turn, he mercifully left her a whole body, even though it had already turned into coke.

Wugou looked down and made sure that the other party was lifeless, so he waved his hand regretfully, "Bury it."

Suddenly, Xiao Nuo who was still breathing suddenly sat up, not only sat up, but also grabbed his sleeve, said with difficulty: "Don't bury, I can still save you." Then he lay down again.

Wugou jammed the machine on the spot.

The maid was a little puzzled, "City Lord, this..."

Wugou pressed the forehead of Tiaotiao, "Throw it out, let her fend for herself."

Three days later, Xiao Nuo came back to life, humming, and appeared in front of Wugou with light steps.

"As the saying goes, one day is like three autumns. I have been gone for three days. My thoughts on the city lord are like the water of the Yangtze River, endless..."

Wugou casually picked up the inkstone on the table and threw it at it, the world finally became quiet.

There was no movement for a long time, so Wugou couldn't help but step forward to check it out, and said with a bit of heartache, "Why are you alive again?"

Xiao Nuo, who was sprawled all over, jumped up, put his forehead on the big bag, and smiled like a dog's tail grass, "I have said many times, I will not die, the city owner is old, so Bad memory?"

Wugou's eyes twitched, he glanced at the tea on the coffee table, picked it up and handed it to her.

Xiao Nuo asked with a smile: "What is this?"

Wugou also smiled, but he didn't smile, "I invite you to drink tea, and get out after drinking."

Xiao Nuo took it and drank it all in one breath.

Wugou asked, "How do you feel?"

Xiao Nuo nodded, "The city lord's tea is naturally the best in the world..." Before she finished speaking, she rolled her eyes and fell down.

Wugou looked down at her for a long while, made sure that she was dead, and then said: "Come here, carry her down."

This time he really wanted to see when she would wake up, but it turned out that Bu Yuanding's poison didn't work on her either, this time she woke up in only four days.

After repeating this scene N times, Wugou finally gave up. Xiao Nuo, who was tossed about, could not cultivate the "Four Desolation Classics". Everything was under his control. As long as Xiao Nuo did not leave his sight, he could Postpone the plan to find the Sword of Mercy for a little bit.

In fact, his biggest concern is: Can the Mercy Sword really kill this guy?

On a sunny afternoon, the kind and enlightened Shangxian Wugou called Xiao Nuo to the study.

"City Lord, are you looking for me?" Xiao Nuo's attitude towards him was still very sweet, and he didn't hold any grudge against him at all because he was killed many times.

Wugou looked her up and down, "You've gained a lot of weight, it seems that you've had a good time in Wugou Palace."

"I have to thank the city lord for his kindness, for not driving me out, a weak girl who is useless and has no place to live." Xiao Nuo pinched the flesh on his face while sneaking a glance at Wugou, "The city lord's grace of rebuilding, Xiao Nuo will never forget it, and in the future he will devote himself to repaying the city lord..."

"Okay." Wugou interrupted her, his face getting colder and colder, "Remember, you can stay in Wugou Palace, you can say wrong things, do wrong things, but you absolutely must not have unreasonable thoughts , otherwise I will drive you out of Wugou Palace!"

"Hey, the city lord is too bad, knowing that I treat the city lord..."

"Ok?"

"Nothing." Xiao Nuo nodded and said, "What the city lord said is absolutely true, Xiao Nuo wrote it down."

From that day on, Xiao Nuo was arranged to learn how to farm in the nursery, because Wugou thought her body was too profligate, so he asked her to grind it in the soil, and the nursery had endless work every day, By the way, someone can supervise her, saving her from bothering him.

Xiao Nuo also knew that Wugou's tolerance for him had reached a critical point, so he obediently became a good servant who digs holes wholeheartedly, carrying a hoe every day to dig the ground in the vast jade field, planting flowers in spring and planting flowers in summer. Grass is harvested in autumn and planted in winter.

The guard of Yutian will report Xiao Nuo's situation to Wugou after a while. In fact, Wugou has almost forgotten about this person. He thought she would leave after working for a long time, but he didn't expect that she would leave after ten years. I can really keep my loneliness.

"What has she been doing recently?"

"It's autumn, and it's the season when all kinds of fairy fruits are ripe. Miss Xiao is learning how to make wine from the master in the wine room. She said that she will give it to the palace lord as a birthday gift."

Unknowingly, another hundred years of spring and autumn passed, and Wugou aged another hundred years.

The birthday of the city lord of Liancheng is extremely grand. Many people from the six realms come to visit, but there are only a few who are qualified to stand side by side with Wugou.

He personally doesn't like to socialize, so he held a separate banquet for Bai Zihua and his party at the waterside pavilion in the backyard.

Bai Zihua is still most concerned about the public security of Wugou Palace, "Wugou, I heard that the "Four Desolation Classics" was stolen a while ago, is there any news?"

Wugou paused while pouring the wine, "Yes, I found it."

Xia Zixun smiled and said: "Who is so bold to steal things under your nose?"

Tan Fan is the best wine, he just asked about the fragrance of the wine and couldn't help but praise: "Well, good wine, Wugou, when did you make such good wine again? You didn't even tell me, it's so embarrassing .”

Donghua was wandering somewhere, so he arrived late, his clothes were a little disheveled, a few weeds were stained on his hair, and there were three nail marks on his otherwise flawless handsome face, as if scratched by a woman's claws.

Tan Fan was curious, "Donghua, what are you doing? Don't tell me you fought with a woman?"

"Wugou, when did you accept such a wild cat here? I just drank a sip of her brewed wine, and she beat me like this. If she wasn't a woman, I would have taken her in." !" Donghua was full of anger, and after drinking a glass of wine, his eyes suddenly lit up, "Oh, this is the taste, exactly the same as the one I just drank."

Wugou coughed dryly, "Why are you messing with her when you have nothing to do?"

Tan Fan and the others looked at each other, there was something wrong.

"What? She can't be messed with? Who is she, such a big air?"

"It's not that you are arrogant, but that you have nothing to do with her." When Wugou thought of Xiao Nuo, he felt another headache, "A person who can't be killed no matter what, what do you think you can do with her?"

Xia Zixun seemed to suddenly think of something, "Could it be that you asked me for Bu Yuanding's poison last time just to give it to her?"

Unscaled by default.

Bai Zihua was puzzled, "What heinous thing did she do that you want to poison her with Bu Yuanding?"

Wugou sighed, "That's a long history, three days and three nights can't finish it..."

The author has something to say: the more I write, the more funny it gets, I feel like I'm getting smarter, hahahaha.