[Comprehensive] The Birth of the Dramatist
Chapter 2 Fumo Chapter: Pretending to be Crazy and Selling Stupid Catching Bugs
He hurriedly lifted Xiao Nuo aside with one hand, and stuffed the tall Buddha statue Tang Seng carried into his arms.
Xiao Nuo came back to his senses, Tang Seng's lips were imprinted on the Buddha statue, and both the man and the statue fell to the ground, and fell asleep again.
Sun Wukong didn't hit Xiao Nuo this time, but just looked at her silently, and then threw her nest several feet away.
System prompt: Favorability increased!Favorability increased!
Xiao Nuo was full of doubts, did this increase the degree of affection?She obviously didn't do anything, and she was looking for food and helping to fight monsters before, so her favorability didn't increase but decreased, but this time she didn't do anything, it actually increased, and there is such an operation?
The next morning, everyone had already woken up, only Tang Seng was asleep with the Buddha statue in his arms, Xiao Nuo took a piece of dry grass and swept it under Tang Seng's nose, Tang Seng sneezed and then sat up.
"Xiao Nuo, what are you doing? Disturbing my sweet dreams early in the morning!"
"Master, are you dreaming?" Xiao Nuo wondered, "What dream? Could it be that you dreamed of a Buddha statue?"
Tang Seng was a little annoyed, "Hey, I won't tell you anymore, Wujing, is there any water? I want to drink water for my teacher."
Sha Wujing took out the kettle and turned it upside down in the air, and poured out the last two drops of water, "Second Senior Brother, there is no water, hurry up and get some water."
Zhu Bajie was arranging his hair, so he really didn't have time to take care of Sha Wujing.
Seeing this, Tang Seng took the kettle resignedly, "I'll go, I'll go by myself, you are all uncles, let me take care of you."
"Master, I will go with you."
Tang Seng was relieved, "Xiao Nuo is still sensible."
The golden cudgel swished in front of Xiao Nuo, kicking up dust all over the ground, Monkey King's lazy voice came from the tree, "Don't go."
Xiao Nuo's eyes lit up, and he could only look at Tang Seng apologetically, "I'm sorry, Master, you can go by yourself, walk slowly, I won't see you off."
Angrily, Tang Seng pulled up his sleeves and left.
Xiao Nuo climbed up the tree trunk and sat beside Monkey King, "Monkey King, do you want to hear me tell you a story?"
Sun Wukong seemed to be in a good mood today, and gave a rare "hmm".
Now, Xiao Nuo suddenly became interested, cleared his throat and began to read: "Once upon a time, there was a little fox who accidentally fell into a cave one day, and a terrible monster was imprisoned in the cave. Lying alone in the darkness, the monster slowly came out of the darkness. She was terrified at the time, thinking that the monster would eat her, but it didn't. The monster just picked her up and put her under the moonlight ..."
"Stop!" Sun Wukong plucked his ears impatiently, with disgust on his face, "You have told this story many times."
Xiao Nuo looked at Monkey King with a full smile, "But I only know this one story."
Monkey King dismissed it, "Perhaps that monster should have eaten you in the first place."
Xiao Nuo smiled, "No, no matter in the past, present or future, monsters will not eat the little fox."
After a long silence, Sun Wukong asked again: "Aren't you afraid that the heaven will punish you if you follow us like this?"
System prompt: Favorability increased!Favorability increased!
Xiao Nuo looked into his eyes and said word by word: "Don't worry, I will definitely not die."
Monkey King jumped off the tree trunk, raised his head and shouted: "You have said this twice, I hope you have a chance to say it a third time."
Xiao Nuo looked at the figure going away, and sighed silently.
Perhaps......
Tang Seng and the others found a family in the forest, which looked like a den of goblins.
It was full of women, young and beautiful, wearing little clothes, and their skirts were exposed to the bottom of their thighs, but Tang Seng and the others seemed not in the mood to look at beauties. Sha Wujing looked at the table full of unprocessed vegetarian dishes, and patted the table angrily. "I've made porridge, master, what do you mean by that? You insist on coming here to eat these things."
Tang Seng was eating a piece of cake that was as hard as a rock, and the beauty sitting across from him was looking at him with a smile. He coughed dryly and reprimanded Sha Wujing, "What are you yelling at? They invited us to dinner with good intentions, and it's fine if you don't eat." , is it necessary to shout? You deserve to never find a wife!"
Zhu Bajie comforted Sha Wujing, "Okay, third junior brother, for the sake of so many beauties, you don't need to worry about these, anyway, I'll go back after sitting for a while, don't worry, your porridge will be fine."
Xiao Nuo ignored the arguments of several people, and was busy rummaging through the plate, finally picked out a genuine cucumber and put it into Monkey King's bowl. , lowered his head and glanced at the bowl, swallowed the whole bowl with his head down, and made a deliberate rattle.
The faces behind the fan changed color, and the female fairies all showed disgust: it was so rude.
Xiao Nuo smiled and raised his hand, "Can you give me some more cucumbers, thank you!"
The female goblin shook her head in embarrassment, and pointed at Monkey King together, "He ate the last piece."
Tang Seng was still chatting with the beautiful woman, but Monkey King went straight up, stared at the female fairy and said, "Hit me."
The banshee was confused, "What?"
Sun Wukong emphasized his tone, "I told you to hit me and hit the street!"
Sha Wujing rushed over and punched Sun Wukong's head, but soon another identical one appeared.
Sha Wujing said: "I hate people telling me to go to the street!"
Sun Wukong said impatiently: "I didn't scold you!"
Xiao Nuo hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Senior brother, he really didn't scold you."
Sha Wujing adhered to the principle of acting to the end, and continued to mess around, "I don't care, anyway, you are not allowed to swear!"
Monkey King was furious, "You have to take care of me swearing, whether or not it makes sense!"
At this time, Tang Seng stood up, "Noisy, noisy, why noisy! Do you still see me as a master in your eyes? People invite you to dinner with good intentions, but you are swearing at the street, telling others to beat you, Is it unreasonable?"
Monkey King turned his head and walked out, "Then you continue to eat, we will leave first."
"Okay, if you have the guts to leave, don't come back!" Tang Seng was also angry, too angry, these guys are simply lawless.
"Monkey King?" Xiao Nuo chased to the door, "We can't just leave like this."
"why?"
"If we leave, the master will be finished. If the master is finished, you will not be able to get the scriptures, and you will not be able to get rid of the golden band on your head. Gambling your future for this moment of anger is not worth it."
Monkey King thought for a while, then turned his head back.
At this moment, a great change happened in the surroundings quietly, beautiful women turned into spider spirits, delicacies turned into snakes, insects, rats and ants, the spider spirits spit out silk and entangled Tang Seng, Tang Seng was so frightened that he shouted, "Help! "
"Now you know how to call for help?" Xiao Nuo couldn't help but want to tease him, "Master, who did you ask to save you?"
"Wukong, help! Hurry up and save me as a teacher!"
This is how the war started, Sun Wukong fought three by himself, Sha Wujing and Zhu Bajie distributed one to Xiao Nuo, and a group of people fought from the house to the outside, from the sky to the ground, until finally the whole house They were all torn apart by the stellar energy, and the ground sank, and only then did they meet the super boss.
The face of the boss is not bad, but the body is too scary. Tang Seng started his "gratitude education" again, but Monkey King didn't have this patience, and smashed the head of the spider boss's woman with one punch.
Xiao Nuo was leaning on the side to watch the play quietly, but saw Monkey King walking over, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he approached her shoulder, "Are you poisoned?"
Only then did Xiao Nuo realize that the spider's tentacles cut his shoulder at some point, and the blood turned green.
Sun Wukong stared at her and asked, "How do you feel?"
"A little... dizzy..." Then she rolled her eyes and really fainted.
They slept in the mountains at night, Xiao Nuo couldn't sleep because of the pain of the wound, he wanted to get up to find some water to drink, but he fell sideways in the dry grass after walking a few steps.
The moon tonight is extraordinarily bright, as if it wants to illuminate people's hearts. At such a bright moment, her brain is burning in a daze, and she feels hot and cold from time to time.
Sun Wukong followed her at some point, bent down to stare at her and asked, "Why did you come here?"
Xiao Nuo's eyes were already spinning, "I'm a little dizzy, I want to drink water."
Sun Wukong helped her up and poured her a mouthful of liquid. She just spit it out after taking a sip, "What is this? It's fishy and smelly?"
"This is the inner gut of the spider spirit. If you want to die, just vomit."
"Guts? Sun Wukong, did you find it for me? Thank you so much, hey..."
"Drink quickly!" Sun Wukong raised his hand and poured it down for her again.
Xiao Nuo still didn't see much improvement after a cup of life-saving gallbladder was poisoned, Sun Wukong could clearly feel that her pulse was getting weaker and weaker, and even stagnated for a while, Sun Wukong frowned, feeling at a loss for the first time.
"Hurry up and help her suck out the poison, or she will die." Tang Seng said while supporting the tree trunk and looking at the night sky.
Sun Wukong held a stubborn belief, "But she said she would not die."
"Then are you willing to watch her suffer?"
Sun Wukong thought for a moment, stretched out his hand to brush away the hair protruding from Xiao Nuo's neck, pulled her clothes down, and put his head on her shoulder.
Tang Seng smiled, turned and walked towards his nest.
Xiao Nuo was still dizzy, but he heard the system yelling frantically: The favorability is full!Favorability is full!
As soon as the screen changed, she had returned to the laboratory.
She was a little surprised, "Why did you fill up your impressions so quickly this time? Didn't you only have dramas in the past after you got married?"
System: "Now, in order to improve your pass rate, the higher-ups have made targeted changes to the difficulty of attacking objects in each world."
"So that's how it was. I passed without putting all my strength into it. It's kind of boring."
System: "Don't worry, the next guarantee will let you do your best."
Xiao Nuo came back to his senses, Tang Seng's lips were imprinted on the Buddha statue, and both the man and the statue fell to the ground, and fell asleep again.
Sun Wukong didn't hit Xiao Nuo this time, but just looked at her silently, and then threw her nest several feet away.
System prompt: Favorability increased!Favorability increased!
Xiao Nuo was full of doubts, did this increase the degree of affection?She obviously didn't do anything, and she was looking for food and helping to fight monsters before, so her favorability didn't increase but decreased, but this time she didn't do anything, it actually increased, and there is such an operation?
The next morning, everyone had already woken up, only Tang Seng was asleep with the Buddha statue in his arms, Xiao Nuo took a piece of dry grass and swept it under Tang Seng's nose, Tang Seng sneezed and then sat up.
"Xiao Nuo, what are you doing? Disturbing my sweet dreams early in the morning!"
"Master, are you dreaming?" Xiao Nuo wondered, "What dream? Could it be that you dreamed of a Buddha statue?"
Tang Seng was a little annoyed, "Hey, I won't tell you anymore, Wujing, is there any water? I want to drink water for my teacher."
Sha Wujing took out the kettle and turned it upside down in the air, and poured out the last two drops of water, "Second Senior Brother, there is no water, hurry up and get some water."
Zhu Bajie was arranging his hair, so he really didn't have time to take care of Sha Wujing.
Seeing this, Tang Seng took the kettle resignedly, "I'll go, I'll go by myself, you are all uncles, let me take care of you."
"Master, I will go with you."
Tang Seng was relieved, "Xiao Nuo is still sensible."
The golden cudgel swished in front of Xiao Nuo, kicking up dust all over the ground, Monkey King's lazy voice came from the tree, "Don't go."
Xiao Nuo's eyes lit up, and he could only look at Tang Seng apologetically, "I'm sorry, Master, you can go by yourself, walk slowly, I won't see you off."
Angrily, Tang Seng pulled up his sleeves and left.
Xiao Nuo climbed up the tree trunk and sat beside Monkey King, "Monkey King, do you want to hear me tell you a story?"
Sun Wukong seemed to be in a good mood today, and gave a rare "hmm".
Now, Xiao Nuo suddenly became interested, cleared his throat and began to read: "Once upon a time, there was a little fox who accidentally fell into a cave one day, and a terrible monster was imprisoned in the cave. Lying alone in the darkness, the monster slowly came out of the darkness. She was terrified at the time, thinking that the monster would eat her, but it didn't. The monster just picked her up and put her under the moonlight ..."
"Stop!" Sun Wukong plucked his ears impatiently, with disgust on his face, "You have told this story many times."
Xiao Nuo looked at Monkey King with a full smile, "But I only know this one story."
Monkey King dismissed it, "Perhaps that monster should have eaten you in the first place."
Xiao Nuo smiled, "No, no matter in the past, present or future, monsters will not eat the little fox."
After a long silence, Sun Wukong asked again: "Aren't you afraid that the heaven will punish you if you follow us like this?"
System prompt: Favorability increased!Favorability increased!
Xiao Nuo looked into his eyes and said word by word: "Don't worry, I will definitely not die."
Monkey King jumped off the tree trunk, raised his head and shouted: "You have said this twice, I hope you have a chance to say it a third time."
Xiao Nuo looked at the figure going away, and sighed silently.
Perhaps......
Tang Seng and the others found a family in the forest, which looked like a den of goblins.
It was full of women, young and beautiful, wearing little clothes, and their skirts were exposed to the bottom of their thighs, but Tang Seng and the others seemed not in the mood to look at beauties. Sha Wujing looked at the table full of unprocessed vegetarian dishes, and patted the table angrily. "I've made porridge, master, what do you mean by that? You insist on coming here to eat these things."
Tang Seng was eating a piece of cake that was as hard as a rock, and the beauty sitting across from him was looking at him with a smile. He coughed dryly and reprimanded Sha Wujing, "What are you yelling at? They invited us to dinner with good intentions, and it's fine if you don't eat." , is it necessary to shout? You deserve to never find a wife!"
Zhu Bajie comforted Sha Wujing, "Okay, third junior brother, for the sake of so many beauties, you don't need to worry about these, anyway, I'll go back after sitting for a while, don't worry, your porridge will be fine."
Xiao Nuo ignored the arguments of several people, and was busy rummaging through the plate, finally picked out a genuine cucumber and put it into Monkey King's bowl. , lowered his head and glanced at the bowl, swallowed the whole bowl with his head down, and made a deliberate rattle.
The faces behind the fan changed color, and the female fairies all showed disgust: it was so rude.
Xiao Nuo smiled and raised his hand, "Can you give me some more cucumbers, thank you!"
The female goblin shook her head in embarrassment, and pointed at Monkey King together, "He ate the last piece."
Tang Seng was still chatting with the beautiful woman, but Monkey King went straight up, stared at the female fairy and said, "Hit me."
The banshee was confused, "What?"
Sun Wukong emphasized his tone, "I told you to hit me and hit the street!"
Sha Wujing rushed over and punched Sun Wukong's head, but soon another identical one appeared.
Sha Wujing said: "I hate people telling me to go to the street!"
Sun Wukong said impatiently: "I didn't scold you!"
Xiao Nuo hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Senior brother, he really didn't scold you."
Sha Wujing adhered to the principle of acting to the end, and continued to mess around, "I don't care, anyway, you are not allowed to swear!"
Monkey King was furious, "You have to take care of me swearing, whether or not it makes sense!"
At this time, Tang Seng stood up, "Noisy, noisy, why noisy! Do you still see me as a master in your eyes? People invite you to dinner with good intentions, but you are swearing at the street, telling others to beat you, Is it unreasonable?"
Monkey King turned his head and walked out, "Then you continue to eat, we will leave first."
"Okay, if you have the guts to leave, don't come back!" Tang Seng was also angry, too angry, these guys are simply lawless.
"Monkey King?" Xiao Nuo chased to the door, "We can't just leave like this."
"why?"
"If we leave, the master will be finished. If the master is finished, you will not be able to get the scriptures, and you will not be able to get rid of the golden band on your head. Gambling your future for this moment of anger is not worth it."
Monkey King thought for a while, then turned his head back.
At this moment, a great change happened in the surroundings quietly, beautiful women turned into spider spirits, delicacies turned into snakes, insects, rats and ants, the spider spirits spit out silk and entangled Tang Seng, Tang Seng was so frightened that he shouted, "Help! "
"Now you know how to call for help?" Xiao Nuo couldn't help but want to tease him, "Master, who did you ask to save you?"
"Wukong, help! Hurry up and save me as a teacher!"
This is how the war started, Sun Wukong fought three by himself, Sha Wujing and Zhu Bajie distributed one to Xiao Nuo, and a group of people fought from the house to the outside, from the sky to the ground, until finally the whole house They were all torn apart by the stellar energy, and the ground sank, and only then did they meet the super boss.
The face of the boss is not bad, but the body is too scary. Tang Seng started his "gratitude education" again, but Monkey King didn't have this patience, and smashed the head of the spider boss's woman with one punch.
Xiao Nuo was leaning on the side to watch the play quietly, but saw Monkey King walking over, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he approached her shoulder, "Are you poisoned?"
Only then did Xiao Nuo realize that the spider's tentacles cut his shoulder at some point, and the blood turned green.
Sun Wukong stared at her and asked, "How do you feel?"
"A little... dizzy..." Then she rolled her eyes and really fainted.
They slept in the mountains at night, Xiao Nuo couldn't sleep because of the pain of the wound, he wanted to get up to find some water to drink, but he fell sideways in the dry grass after walking a few steps.
The moon tonight is extraordinarily bright, as if it wants to illuminate people's hearts. At such a bright moment, her brain is burning in a daze, and she feels hot and cold from time to time.
Sun Wukong followed her at some point, bent down to stare at her and asked, "Why did you come here?"
Xiao Nuo's eyes were already spinning, "I'm a little dizzy, I want to drink water."
Sun Wukong helped her up and poured her a mouthful of liquid. She just spit it out after taking a sip, "What is this? It's fishy and smelly?"
"This is the inner gut of the spider spirit. If you want to die, just vomit."
"Guts? Sun Wukong, did you find it for me? Thank you so much, hey..."
"Drink quickly!" Sun Wukong raised his hand and poured it down for her again.
Xiao Nuo still didn't see much improvement after a cup of life-saving gallbladder was poisoned, Sun Wukong could clearly feel that her pulse was getting weaker and weaker, and even stagnated for a while, Sun Wukong frowned, feeling at a loss for the first time.
"Hurry up and help her suck out the poison, or she will die." Tang Seng said while supporting the tree trunk and looking at the night sky.
Sun Wukong held a stubborn belief, "But she said she would not die."
"Then are you willing to watch her suffer?"
Sun Wukong thought for a moment, stretched out his hand to brush away the hair protruding from Xiao Nuo's neck, pulled her clothes down, and put his head on her shoulder.
Tang Seng smiled, turned and walked towards his nest.
Xiao Nuo was still dizzy, but he heard the system yelling frantically: The favorability is full!Favorability is full!
As soon as the screen changed, she had returned to the laboratory.
She was a little surprised, "Why did you fill up your impressions so quickly this time? Didn't you only have dramas in the past after you got married?"
System: "Now, in order to improve your pass rate, the higher-ups have made targeted changes to the difficulty of attacking objects in each world."
"So that's how it was. I passed without putting all my strength into it. It's kind of boring."
System: "Don't worry, the next guarantee will let you do your best."
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