[Comprehensive] The Birth of the Dramatist

Chapter 1 Chapter of Fumo: Pretending to be Crazy and Buying Cuteness Catching Insects

I just left the town and walked for a long time to reach the rocky slope.

As soon as Tang Seng sat down, he was busy cleaning up the dust all over his body. Zhu Bajie also hurriedly counted the remaining belongings, and Sha Wujing continued to cook rice porridge for thousands of years. snatched back.

Tang Seng wants to rely on performances to earn some travel expenses for the livelihood of the Fumo team, and wants Monkey King to perform something, but Monkey King is not interested in this kind of thing at all. Tang Seng called him a stinky monkey in a fit of anger, and then Monkey King exploded and became A gust of wind smashed the whole village into ruins.

Arriving at Luanshipo, the depression on Sun Wukong's face has not disappeared, he was going to sleep, but Xiao Nuo just stayed by his side and stared at him with indescribable eyes.

In fact, it wasn't the first day she looked at him like this. From the day she met, she had always had this expression, as if he was really her hero, oh my god.

He fell asleep, then sat up again, "What are you looking at?"

Xiao Nuo chuckled, showing his standard eight big teeth, "Is there anyone else here?"

"Yes!" Sun Wukong picked out his ears, then pulled his hair, "Is there any lice?"

"Where is it? Let me take a look for you."

Xiao Nuo walked a few meters along the tree trunk, wanting to sit next to Monkey King and catch his lice, but before she could sit down, she was kicked out by an oncoming fist.

Sun Wukong put a cloak on his forehead, watched Xiao Nuo falling to the ground perfectly in a parabola, and then lay back comfortably, "Finally quiet..."

Tang Seng heard the movement and looked up at the tree, "Wukong, can you not be so violent? She is so beautiful, what if you accidentally beat her to death? She will marry in the future, is it possible?" You marry her?"

Sun Wukong snorted coldly, "Anyone who tells her to be a nympho when she has nothing to do will disturb the old grandson's sleep. When the old grandson wants to sleep, it will be the emperor, and I can beat him!"

Tang Seng silently looked away, pretending to be nonchalant and continuing to pat the dirt in his shoes.

Xiao Nuo raised his head from the weed pile a hundred meters away, spit out the grass clippings in his mouth, then shook off the dust all over his body, walked slowly to the tree, looked up at the monkey on the tree and asked: "Sun Wukong, are you hungry?" Do you want something to eat?"

Previously in the small town, he danced and performed juggling, and finally destroyed the whole town, with so much effort, Xiao Nuo thought he must be hungry.

Sun Wukong ignored her and seemed to have fallen asleep.

When Zhu Bajie heard that there was something to eat again, he immediately got excited and approached with a smile, "Xiao Nuo is going to catch rabbits again? Do you want senior brother to help?"

When Xiao Nuo saw his oily face, he quickly shook his head, "No, no, I'll go back as soon as I go."

That seemed to be the last town just now, and now the rocky slope is surrounded by uninhabited mountains with sparse vegetation, but even under such harsh natural conditions, Xiao Nuo still found an old dying bird for them. A dead eagle, and four eggs that are about to hatch.

But she also paid the price, several bloody holes were pecked on her head by the eagle, and the flesh and blood on her arms were also scratched. For this, everyone no longer yelled like the first time, because they knew that no matter what she suffered Multiple injuries can be healed automatically as long as there is still one breath left.

She is a monster, a little fox demon from Java Mountain, who came here to repay the life-saving grace of Sun Wukong in the past.

In fact, these are not important. The focus of everyone is what she can find to eat every day. The so-called milk is a mother, so she still has a little say in the team.

"Wow, it's delicious again." Zhu Bajie quickly took the prey and eggs, "Today, should I bake it or cook it? Let's eat it boiled. Seeing your injuries, I guess you're not in the mood. Cooked."

While adding firewood to the pile, Sha Wujing greeted Zhu Bajie, "Quick, quick, Second Senior Brother, the water is ready."

Zhu Bajie was dissatisfied, "Calling the soul, screaming, screaming, screaming, the voice is so loud before eating, what should I do if I disturb others?"

Tang Seng didn't know where he went, but Sun Wukong was leaning on the tree trunk, still dreaming the Spring and Autumn Dream.

It's a full moon again tonight, and there's not a single cloud in the sky.

Blood flowed down his forehead, mixed with a smell of sweat, Xiao Nuo felt a little sick, but fortunately when he just came back, he noticed a small pond not far away, which was just good for freshening up.

The water is cool, and the moonlight is also cool, the blood quickly melted into the water and disappeared, Xiao Nuo sank into the bottom of the water, looking at the outside world from the water.

"System, are you there?"

"exist."

"Is the favorability level almost full?"

"It's very close, players please continue to work hard."

"It's finally getting better, I feel like I'm going to be a wild man if I don't go back, I miss my big bed, I miss fried chicken, I miss my bathroom shower, and my fragrant body wash...  ..”

Xiao Nuo was quite happy when he knew he was going to Journey to the West, but he didn't expect that this Journey to the West was not the same as the Journey to the West, it was all a bunch of psychopaths. Zhu Bajie gets angry when he sees a woman, and he always stabs Tang Seng in the back; while Monk Sha is ugly, but ugly; although Tang Seng is more handsome, he can only sing three hundred nursery rhymes and play no more. Nagging, I can't even recite the magic spell, and I rely on fooling all the way, maybe I will be beaten to death by Monkey King someday.

Just as he was feeling emotional, a hand suddenly reached into the water and picked her up.

"If you want to die, you have to find a place where there are people, okay? No one will see you here, who will bury you?"

Xiao Nuo wiped the water off his face, and sank his body into the water. When someone came, he immediately laughed like a rotten persimmon, "Don't worry, I won't die."

Sun Wukong looked at her for a while, "That's the best." Then he turned around and walked back with the golden cudgel.

"Sun Wukong?"

Monkey King turned his head impatiently, "So what?"

"Well, can you wait for me?"

"Come on, I'm counting to three...three."

Xiao Nuo put on all his clothes and jumped in front of him, holding a bunch of red sea buckthorn berries in his hand.

"Although this tastes a bit bitter, I think you haven't eaten fresh fruit for a long time. Would you like to have a taste?"

There is wasteland all the way, and it is estimated that there will be a desert further on. If you can't enter the town, you will only be able to eat the so-called fruit in the year of the monkey.

Sun Wukong reluctantly twisted one and threw it into his mouth, smashed his mouth, paused for a second, and then spat it out mercilessly, "Bah, it's too bad."

Xiao Nuo felt a little lost, "Oh."

Sun Wukong glanced at her, "What are you? Can't you find a better one next time? I walk such a long way every day, and you give me this? Didn't you say you want to repay your favor? That's how you treat your savior of?"

Seeing him getting angry, Xiao Nuo suddenly wanted to laugh, but he held back immediately, raised his hand and gave a military salute, "Obey!"

Sun Wukong couldn't understand why she was laughing, and cursed in a low voice: "Crazy!"

Back at Luanshipo, everyone had already divided up food, they didn't leave it for Xiao Nuo, because she wouldn't starve to death if she didn't eat.

Zhu Bajie was still licking the soup at the bottom of the bowl, Sha Wujing brought him the bowl of Monkey King, and Monkey King smelled it first, and then slowly drank it.

Xiao Nuo was admiring Monkey King eating, but Tang Seng pulled her aside, turned his back to everyone and took out a chicken leg from his arms, "Here, I left this for you, don't tell anyone, this is I won it for you by exercising my master's rights, please eat slowly, don't..." swallowed it in one bite.

"Thank you, Master." Xiao Nuo opened and closed his mouth, and the chicken legs disappeared without a trace.

She squinted her eyes and seemed to be enjoying herself. Although the place was dirty and dilapidated, and people were difficult to get along with, there was finally Tang Seng, a normal person who cared about her occasionally.

Tang Seng was stunned, and reluctantly licked the little grease left on his fingertips, his face was full of regret, "Didn't you never eat it in the past? I just mean it, I didn't expect you to eat it? "

Xiao Nuo replied with a smile, "How dare I disappoint Master's kindness again and again."

"Hey, are you really going to keep walking with us like this?"

"Yeah, what's the matter?"

"That's great!" Tang Seng slapped his hands happily, "In this way, I don't have to worry about expenses and alms alms in the future. Talents like you, many exorcist teams can't invite them. It's really nice for you to stay here." Very good."

Xiao Nuo didn't believe it, "Is this your truth?"

"Of course!" Tang Seng said sincerely.

"Master, can you stop being so vicious to Monkey King all the time? You can't manage an exorcism team well if you beat and scold like this."

"Really?" Tang Seng asked humbly, "Then how do you think we should manage it?"

Xiao Nuo thought for a while, "It's all fine."

Tang Seng was speechless, "Then I'd better go find my rattan."

Xiao Nuo got angry, "If you dare to beat Monkey King again, I won't find you food, and let you eat vegetarian food every day until you die."

Tang Seng was also angry, "How dare you threaten me?"

Xiao Nuo glared at him, Tang Seng stared back not to be outdone, her eyes were pitch black, as if there were countless stars hidden, the sparkles were very moving.

Tang Seng still compromised, "Okay, I accept your threat, but you can't tell anyone, including that stinky Monkey King."

Xiao Nuo laughed like a cunning fox, "It's a deal."

At night, everyone was lying in their respective camps, and Xiao Nuo's nest was naturally next to Monkey King. She turned back into her real body, a snow-white little fox with a little cinnabar on the tip of her nose, and eyes as bright as stars. night sky.

She curled up, using her tail as a pillow, and yawned to the night sky, "Good night, Monkey King, I wish you a sweet dream."

Sun Wukong looked down at her, then jumped off the broken high wall, and lay back on his own place.

In the middle of the night, Xiao Nuo was woken up by the sound of Tang Seng's footsteps, and he moved towards Monkey King's territory as if he was sleepwalking.

Xiao Nuo hurriedly stood up to stop him, for fear that he would disturb Monkey King, the Monkey King who was awakened was an erupting volcano, powerful enough to destroy everything.

Tang Seng closed his eyes, touched Xiao Nuo's face with his palm, and asked doubtfully, "Hey, why did you lose weight?"

The author has something to say: In order to make a living, I have returned to my old job, and I don’t know how the effect will be, alas

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