[Comprehensive] The Birth of the Dramatist

Seeing Wugou's frowning, Tanfan and the others were all happy, and urged him to talk about it, so he told how Xiao Nuo stole the "Four Desolation Classics" and how he survived various tortures. I described my experience in detail one by one, and I really talked about it all night.

Donghua gloats the most, "Wugou, you have met your nemesis this time. Well, you look pretty good, but you have a bad temper. I don't like it."

Tan Fan thought for a while, "Does she have any plans for you? Otherwise, she has already become an immortal body, what do you need the "Four Desolation Classics"?"

It's really a word to wake up the dreamer.

I have already practiced immortality, what do I need the "Four Desolation Classics" for?

Although the "Four Desolation Classics" can temporarily improve one's skill, the price is the practitioner's lifespan. Xiao Nuo is already an immortal body, so he has plenty of time to practice. Why do he want to take a slant and find such a shortcut?

What's even more exasperating is that Wugou never thought of such a problem.

Xia Zixun saw Wugou's doubts, "Perhaps you should ask carefully, maybe she has some unspeakable secrets? Besides, she is not a treacherous person, and she has not committed any unforgivable crimes in the Three Realms." , your punishments are too heavy."

Tan Fan nodded in agreement, "She's still a girl, and she's going to get married in the future."

Donghua covered the wound on his face, and drank quickly, "Be careful of women, women hold grudges very much."

After going back, Wugou thought about it all night, and finally sent Xia Zixun, the most advantageous among them, to inquire.

Xia Zixun felt a little funny, "Why don't you go by yourself?"

Wugou shook his head, "Actually, I get a headache when I see her."

Xia Zixun laughed again, "So you sent her to a place where you can't see?"

"As long as you don't see her."

"You must know that hating is also a very strong emotion." Xia Zixun smiled meaningfully, "I have never seen you hate someone so much."

People usually only avoid two kinds of people, one is the person they like, and they have shortness of breath as soon as they meet;

But no matter whether he likes it or hates it, such emotions are quite strong. Wugou has always been the coldest one among the five immortals, with a calm mind and a calm mood, but no matter how he looks at it now, he feels that something is wrong.

In the jade field, Xiao Nuo was trimming the branches and leaves of the flowers, muttering to himself while pruning, "Hua'er, Hua'er, grow up quickly, the city lord is still waiting for you to make tea, you know, this is Your honor, the city lord is very picky about tea, not all flowers can enter his mouth, look at the wild flowers and weeds next door to you, they will never be able to go to the city lord's table..."

Xia Zixun couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Who?"

"it's me."

"You are..." Xiao Nuo looked at her for a long time, "You are Zi Xun Shangxian? A friend of the city lord?"

Xia Zixun nodded, "It seems that you know a lot."

"I also know you like Bai Zihua."

"You know that too?"

"Of course." Xiao Nuo said, "Others don't know, but I know."

Xia Zixun thought for a while, then asked: "Then can you tell me how to get his love?"

"I can tell you." Xiao Nuo asked with a smile, "But what good will it do me?"

"Then what do you want?" Xia Zixun suddenly became interested, "I can help you."

"Why don't we cooperate." Xiao Nuo said, "How about you chasing Bai Zihua for you and chasing the city lord for me?"

"You?" Xia Zixun looked at her frail appearance and expressed doubts, "Do you know what kind of person Bai Zihua is? Have you ever met him? How dare you speak so shamelessly?"

Xiao Nuo smiled confidently, "Isn't it the abstinence department, as long as you let him break the precept, you're still afraid of him..."

"Shut up!" Xia Zixun was angry, and waved it out with a palm, "I won't allow you to insult Zihua!"

Xiao Nuo rubbed his chest, "I wouldn't like you if you were so quick to attack."

Xia Zixun was poked in the wound, and his expression turned dark immediately, "I'm sorry."

Xiao Nuo quickly laughed again, "Although a hundred men have a hundred looks, but for an iceberg like Bai Zihua, you have to get rid of it bit by bit. He likes to punish rape and eliminate evil, so you just follow him." He likes the common people in the world, so you have to have the common people in your heart, flatter you if you have nothing to do, buy cute ones, cook, add fragrance to your red sleeves, recite poems and paint pictures, share similar interests, it is best to block swords and arrows for each other, the more you hurt The heavier the better, let him feel guilty, no matter what, as long as a man feels guilty towards you, then you are half successful, you take the opportunity to express your heart, and then drift away, he will never forget you, until he is surrounded by you When you reappear, the kind of lost and recovered is naturally heart-pounding..."

Xia Zixun was dumbfounded when he heard that, "Is this... alright?"

"Extreme times, extraordinary means." Xiao Nuo blinked, "You must have heard about my glorious past, so why do you think I did this?"

"For Wugou?"

"good."

"Isn't it very effective?"

Xia Zixun nodded again, "He is quite different this time."

"That's right." Xiao Nuo smiled clearly, "That's what I want."

Xia Zixun gritted his teeth, "Okay, deal."

So, Xia Zixun and Xiao Nuo happily reached an agreement behind the scenes that everyone couldn't see.

"City Lord Mingjian, I also had no choice but to steal the "Four Desolation Scriptures". I was just an orphan without father and mother. On the way to escape, I met Master. He saw that I was born with strange bones, so he accepted me as a Apprentice, treat me as well as my own daughter, but the good times don’t last long, some thieves coveted the treasures on Master, and let him besiege him to death. If it wasn’t for my immortal body, I’m afraid I would have turned into a pile of dead bones. I heard that Wugou Palace has the "Four Desolation Scriptures" that can help people cultivate in a short period of time, so I thought of stealing it to learn, and then avenge my master, balabala..."

What Xiao Nuo said was emotional, Xia Zixun was even more infected with tears in his eyes, even the usually cold Bai Zihua couldn't bear to frown, while Tan Fan and Donghua frowned.

Wugou asked: "Then do you know who is plotting against your master?"

Xiao Nuo replied while crying, "I don't know about the others, I only know that one of them is from the Shaobai Sect."

Forgive her for only remembering Shaobaimen when she was watching TV, anyway, the one from Shaobaimen was killed by Wugou, so if he died sooner or later, he would be dead.

"It's actually the Shaobai Gate?" Bai Zihua was taken aback, "If so, the rest of them must have a lot of background, it seems that we need to investigate this matter carefully."

Xia Zixun felt that his chance had come, "I'll go with you, it is said that only women can enter there, I think I can help."

Wugou was a little speechless, "Then why didn't you say it earlier?"

Wouldn't it be okay if I said it?It had to make such a big noise.

Xiao Nuo looked up at him with tears in his eyes, "It is wrong to steal the treasures of the city lord, and saying these words will definitely embarrass the city lord, it is better to wait for the city lord to calm down, and then explain it carefully, the city lord is reasonable and will definitely be able to make decisions for Xiao Nuo yes, right?"

Wugou: "...."

With so many pairs of eyes staring at him all around, could he be right?Dare to love Xiao Nuo, you are deliberately driving ducks to the shelves, right?

It's been a long time since Wugou answered, Xiao Nuo had no choice but to turn his gaze to Xia Zixun, Xia Zixun hurriedly said: "Wugou, you can help her, she suffered a lot from you before, just treat it as your compensation Bar."

But who will compensate him?He lost his spirit too, okay?

As soon as Tan Fan saw Xia Zixun speak, he immediately followed suit, "You are a majestic city lord of Liancheng, so you won't embarrass a little girl, right? Besides, you punished her for so many years of hard labor. I heard that she was the same when she first came You stab people with a sword, burn them with a stove, and poison them, look at how she has been ruined by you now?"

Donghua tutted his head and shook his head, "I didn't expect Wugou that you seem sober-minded, but you have such a strong taste. You really can't be judged by appearances."

puff!Wugou felt his heart was bleeding, what did he ruin her for?

"I still hope that the city lord will be the master of the slave family. The slave family can only rely on the city master now, hey..."

Wugou looked at Xiao Nuo who was crying like a storm with a blank expression, and only two words popped out of his mind: dramatist!

In the end it was Bai Zihua who spoke, "Wugou, you can't shirk this matter, at least you have to take good care of her until we find out what happened."

Wugou was in a hurry, "Why? It's obvious that she came to steal my things..."

Xiao Nuo bowed Shi Shiran to everyone, and said softly: "Thank you, all the gods, for your kind words for Xiao Nuo. Xiao Nuo also knows that his status is humble, and staying in Wugou Palace will only bring troubles to the city lord. Xiao Nuo left voluntarily. Wugou Palace, let the city lord rest assured."

Wugou heaved a sigh of relief, "Look, she said it herself."

However......

"It's just that my master's bones are not yet cold. As an apprentice, I can't kill the enemy with my own hands. I have owed his teachings for many years. If he knows it, he will surely die. It's all because of the incompetence of the apprentice. Pity my parents who have never met. I took it away with me and left me alone in this world, no one cared about me, and my only family member also suffered a misfortune, I must have committed too many sins in my previous life, and I am doomed to die in this life...cough cough..."

Xiao Nuo's face was full of sadness, such a fragile and delicate body was coughing to the point of tearing his lungs, tears were flying everywhere, it was really sad for those who heard it, and tears for those who saw it.

Everyone looked at Wugou with sad eyes, Wugou compromised, "Okay, when the truth of the matter is found out, she must, get out!"

When Xiao Nuo heard this, he regained his strength, quickly knelt down and kowtowed, "Thank you, City Master! Thank you, City Master! Thank you, City Master..." Then he rolled his eyes and passed out.

Donghua sniffed and sighed, "Oh, what a tragedy."

Tan Fan nodded, "It's quite miserable."

Donghua rolled his eyes, "I mean Wugou."

Tan Fan nodded again, "I'm also talking about Wugou."

The author has something to say: At this moment, there are 1 grass-mud horses roaring past Wugou's heart, hahahahaha.