[Comprehensive] Daily life of superheroes

The so-called cat should not be judged by its appearance.

Superheroes are still superheroes no matter what they become. Tony will suffer if he is too careless.

He hadn't thought about the weight yet, and felt that his paws were suddenly empty, and when he staggered, he was hit hard on his stomach by the white ball rolled up in front of him into a small wheel.

Sour, painful, hit the soul directly.

The overnight meal churned in my stomach, tending to geyser down my throat.

The eyes and mouth of the puppet cat are also very comical.

The situation turned too suddenly, and Coco and Steve had no time to stop it. Seeing that Wade knocked Tony down, they were still puzzled. They turned around and spread the creamy paste with a white cat tail that was more than twice as long as their hands and feet. Tony looked.

I only hate that the short-haired cat sheds a limited number of hairs, and at best it has the effect of severely hitting Tony's arrogance.

But Tony wasn't the one who was willing to suffer, so he opened his presumptuous tail on his face with an ow, and turned over to fight with Wade.

Dabaituan slapped Xiaobaituan, Xiaobaituan was as slippery as a snake, although his legs were short, his body was very flexible, no one could take advantage of it for a while.

This undoubtedly made the two fighting cats even more angry. Their fangs met their sharp claws, and they fought until the sky was dark.

Ke Ke put away her playfulness early on, wondering if it was her laughter that ignited the fuse of this melee, hesitating whether to go up and pull the two apart.

The hem of the long dress was pulled a bit, but Loki looked down.

Loki didn't care at all whether the two cats fighting would end up bleeding, and lazily said to Coco, "They're making fun of themselves, it's none of your business."

The black cat in white gloves pointed to the kitchen: "I want to eat."

When he came over at this time, Keke remembered his discomfort last night, so he asked, "Is there any pain in your body?"

"He didn't."

This was answered by Steve.

He saw Loki approaching to touch Coco, and his attention was diverted from Tony and Wade, wary of this treacherous man taking advantage of Coco's sympathy.

Rocky was not in the mood to deal with Steve. He neither admitted nor denied his quick answer, but just wagged his tail: "This house is too small. It's really noisy."

After speaking, he walked slowly back to the room.

Those two superheroes, who didn't know whether to describe it as friends getting together or equally naive, fought until the end, and they were so tired that they could only lie on the ground panting.

Tony's physical pain from the scuffle with Steve Rocky before turning back into a cat is still there, and Wade still has an arm that was cut off yesterday and hasn't grown back.

It's just that hand-to-hand combat didn't gain the upper hand, and when Ke Ke brought out the meal to prepare for a late lunch, the two were still fighting with each other.

"It's a pity that I didn't sit on your face just now to make you feel [beep——]" Wade said.

Tony rolled his eyes in disgust: "I can't even touch your [beep——] with my hands."

The scale of the words was too large, and they said to each other, but there was a lady at the scene.

Captain America shouted angrily: "Shut up!"

After such tossing, Wade became sleepy very quickly at night.

Ke Ke naturally arranged for him to share a room with other people.

At this moment, in front of Deadpool is a brand new cat nest.

Little Witch has plenty of dens for as many superheroes as possible.

Manji Kangmao exaggerated: "There is a bed."

Going in with short legs, Gulu lay down.

Ke Ke took out the quilt from the big box on the other side of the room and gave it to him: "It's still a bit cold, you cover this."

"And the quilt." Wade was very satisfied, and pulled the quilt towards him with his healthy right hand.

Coco washed the sheets very clean, with a faint smell of soap, mixed with a comfortable touch like having been exposed to the sun.

Deadpool's requirements for the quality of life are lower than expected, but a kitten litter that belongs to him can also make him feel at ease.

"It's my baby," he sighed.

Tony who was not far away also sighed: "What a shameless face."

If the two of them quarreled again at this time, there would be no end to it.

Ke Ke quickly stopped: "Sleep. Otherwise, I will use magic to block your mouths."

So they lived in peace all night.

When making cat food the next day, Ke Ke took Wade into consideration for his feline features and used a bowl with a shallow bottom for him.

Munchkin cats can easily get food by reaching in with their cat hands.

Wade's left hand didn't grow well, and he couldn't support his body when he was holding a bowl with his right hand. Ke Ke noticed and spooned the food to his mouth silently.

Such a high treatment is simply VIP level.

Coco looked at Wade's left hand—it had been re-sprayed with the medicine brought back from the professor in the morning, and the bandage had also been changed.I don't know when it will grow back.

She wants to ask questions.After thinking about it, it is better not to ask.

Wade saw that Ke Ke was hesitating to speak, and was very unhappy: "It's easy to lose Kaizi's attention by hesitating."

Ke Ke was a little embarrassed: "May I take the liberty to ask, how did you escape from the cats in the first place?"

She remembered that at Professor Charles's place yesterday, when he talked about his rescue, he changed the subject and interrupted, so she was not sure whether he would like to talk.

Wade was frank: "Want to hear a story?"

He turned his head to look at the three cats who were also eating but their ears were pricked up, and snorted: "If you want to listen, listen together, you seem to be planning to steal underwear now."

Wade said to Coco, "Ask."

The little witch asked, "Whose house are you locked up in? Are you also a rich cat slave?"

"how is this possible."

"I don't know where I'm locked up." Wade put his hand into the bowl to touch the dried fish, put one into his mouth, chewed slowly, and his voice became a little vague, "The doors and windows are locked tightly in the small black room." , there is no sunlight on weekdays. It is a place for experiments for them.”

"Do an experiment..." Coco's gaze under the lens kept on saying, "What kind of experiment."

"They wanted to see for themselves if I could really heal myself," Wade said.

"By the way, I also want to know how fast the self-healing speed is, and the impact of the wound area on the self-healing speed."

"The knife goes in here." Wade pointed to his left shoulder, understating it as if he was discussing the weather, "come out from the back. Oh, those brothers who tied the knot, even turned the blade over, and his hand was still shaking. He thought it was a cucumber. Then Cut off some meat."

Ke Ke felt pain when he heard it, so he ignored his yellow accent and shrank a little into the sofa.

The little witch's small actions all fell into the eyes of Deadpool.

His throat loosened, and the description that followed was a little more tactful.

"There were other implements in the back, needles, or pistols, or whatever. I don't remember."

There was a moment of silence in the living room.

They are all flesh and blood, even though Deadpool hastily brought over the subsequent experiment process under the pretext of being unable to remember clearly, but imagining the sharp pain of the needle tip piercing the flesh and the bullet piercing the stomach, I can feel it.

After a while, Steve asked in a deep voice, "How long have they been doing this to you?"

"do not know."

Wade stretched out his hand and scratched his head—unsurprisingly, he couldn't scratch at all—and finally looked angry: "There is no calendar and clock. I have slept and woke up, and now I have no time to look at the date."

In fact, there is no time to look at it. It is clear that living in such an environment feels like years, and I don't care about a day or two for a long time.

Faced with Wade's experience, Ke Ke felt as if her head had been pushed into the deep sea, and she was so stuffy that she couldn't breathe.

There's no comparison to Steve being brutalized and caged.

She pursed her lips, trying to say something like "I'm sorry I couldn't go to the rescue in time".

Let Wade find her again, he was very surprised: "Could it be that you want to find something to comfort me?"

Coco finally opened half of her mouth and closed it again.

It was embarrassing to comfort him even if he was right.

Wade used his knees to think and knew that his guess was [-]% accurate, squinting and sneered: "Don't comfort me, little girl."

Then cheerfully: "I prefer the kind of 'comfort' that sticks to the flesh, and it's even more wonderful with some props."

No matter what, this person has the ability to bring the original serious and dignified atmosphere to a strange direction.

If he went on talking, I'm afraid it would be more than eighteen. Forbidden, besides, he was still talking to Ke Ke.

Steve couldn't help coughing heavily before the little witch understood the meaning of the words: "Pay attention to your words. Don't change the topic."

Wade looked away from him, unexpectedly quickly compromising: "Unconditional obedience to you, the Light of America, superhero."

Sure enough, I was thinking too much.

He used his words well this time, and flattered Steve respectfully.

But Steve didn't sound like a good person.The cat pressed its hands on the sofa and did not continue to tangle with Wade.

After doing this to him, most of the grief and indignation surging in his chest dissipated.

Coco is still immersed in the suffering of Deadpool: "In the future, this account must be doubled."

Wizards also pay attention to tit for tat.

"Oh, it doesn't matter." Wade waved his hands gently, like a merciful and forgiving saint, "I also gave a small punishment before leaving, I believe they will reform themselves."

"How to punish."

After Coco finished speaking, she secretly wondered if she shouldn't ask this question.According to her current understanding of Wade's behavior style, it definitely won't be some trivial trick.

But the words that are spoken are like water that is poured out.

Mankikang cat tilted its head and smiled, as if there were warm little sunflowers blooming around it, and said happily, "I popped their asses with a knife."

As soon as this remark came out, the three cats listening around unanimously raised their cat hairs, with the words "It hurts" written on their faces.

Coco has no expression.

The little witch grew up to be 22 years old, and a word like "爆.chrysanthemum" that sounds violent and a bit obscene has not yet appeared in the dictionary of life.

Seeing that even Steve was frowning now, she couldn't help being curious, and asked, "What is a chrysanthemum?"

Wade was happy to explain the little woman's doubts, without thinking: "Ju is..."

A cat's hand stretched out beside him, tightly covering his mouth.

Steve, the owner of the cat's hand, turned his head away, endured the throbbing of his eye sockets and said in a low voice: "It's better to shut up."

The author has something to say: Confess to the owner!

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