[Comprehensive] Daily life of superheroes

This word, someone said in front of her.

The powerful words pop out from the tip of the tongue, like sliding through the ballistic trajectory and launching into the air, often bringing machine guns and swords.

It also tends to lead bad children.

Ke Ke felt his hair stand on end, and instinctively thought of a face covered by a mask.

But she refused in her heart, and she couldn't immediately connect such a cute cat with that person.

This refusal was immediately disintegrated in Manji Kangmao's repeated bombardment of Professor Xavier: "Professor, I doubt that your brain has been soaked in the sewer. You know this box smells like walking ten times in a row. Smelly shoes that come off as soon as they get sweaty? You know putting a wounded man in stinky shoes is basically the equivalent of premeditated murder?"

If the screen can be set to mute at this time, watching the short-legged cat struggling to climb out of the gift box with its big eyes and mouth moving is enough to turn the cuteness into a puddle of water.

But speaking such rude and intolerant words with a naturally cute face is just like what he said, stuffing the audience into big sweaty shoes.

The little witch's face wrinkled slightly.

He probably heard her heartfelt voice, or perhaps the cat's complaints to the professor also upset Albert, the bearded man silently and suddenly covered the lid of the gift box to block the ear-piercing sound.

The professor's stomach is really very human, even if he was groped, he didn't change his face, and said to Ke Ke softly: "Wade Wilson. You know him."

He didn't want to point out that Coco had seen Deadpool earlier in the morning.

"Yes." Coco said.

It’s not a waste of time to break through the iron shoes.

This gift from the professor is really too heavy.

It is also too surprising.

"But professor, how did you find him?" Ke Ke's doubts have not been solved since he guessed the identity of Deadpool.

Prospect Park is not close to here. It is impossible to find Deadpool immediately after the incident, given Charles' state at the time.

"I didn't look for it." The little professor shook his head. "Except for Thor, I also knew the whereabouts of Wade. Albert went through a lot of difficulties before handing him my address. If he escapes first, he can hide here."

He continued: "At that time Wade was..."

"I want to eat little pudding, bearded." Mankikon cat opened the lid abruptly, popped its head and said.

Albert stood still, indifferent to his whim request: "There is no little pudding here."

Charles closed his mouth slowly.

The delicate professor naturally knew why Wade interrupted him.

Then he changed the subject graciously and stopped mentioning his experience before he fled: "Ke Ke, can I trouble you to take him in?"

Coco was originally going to rescue the superheroes who fell into the hands of the cats. Taking them in was something she had prepared for a long time ago, let alone the professor's efforts this time, how could she find a reason to refuse: "Of course."

She went to look at Wade again, not knowing that he was looking at her too.

Wade picked Coco with the tip of his eyes, his slippery gaze slipped from that fair little face, and when she blinked to look at herself, she had already tasted from the curvaceous neck all the way to her ankles.

He had seen many more women than he had killed, so the little witch in front of him was naturally not the hottest.

But it looks good.

At least the bulging curve from the neck down to the slender waist can be appreciated through the fabric.

Wade can't swear that he didn't develop other associations when he had the above idea.

"Okay, it's you." He said to Ke Ke.There is no yellow accent, and no swearing.

Always make a good impression on the little girl you're about to live with.

If Wade knew that it was Ke Ke who stopped the fake cat in heat in the alley not long ago, and recalled that his father who claimed to be Ke Ke almost made some indecent behavior in front of her, his face would change a little. Change.

But in the end, it's just a matter of coping with it with a thick skin.

Coco also gained something when he looked at Wade.He stood a little higher in the box, exposing his bandaged foreleg on the left.

Compared with the right hand, the left hand is a little shorter.

According to the data, Deadpool can heal himself even if he is pierced through the body. It seems that after the self-healing ability is weakened by turning back into a cat, it is difficult for him to grow full arms immediately.

"Thor was not transferred by Prince." Charles said to Coco. "In the past few days during the estrus period, Albert sneaked around the villa to see, and there was no big movement. He probably used some method to make Thor submissive." .but that's beside the point."

"The point is that Prince isn't in Brooklyn right now. As soon as the rut comes, he's going back to Washington in a hurry."

The professor's physical strength is still too weak. When he said this, his eyelids drooped and he wanted to sleep again. "I'll contact you again... I'm afraid it's difficult to talk with you in this condition. I have to chase you away this time."

Albert immediately dumped the gift box containing Wade on the ground, and took out the Munchkin cat, not even the box, and went to pick up the professor.

Ke Ke stood up: "Okay. Thank you, Professor."

Always a great help.

Before the little witch left, Charles mentally asked Albert to leave another email address.

The cat slave and the cat bid farewell to Coco in the corridor like last time.

"I've only been here for one day." Mankikon said before picking up Coco.

"If I hadn't turned into a cat, you would know." In just a few words, Wade's stink came up again, and he found a comfortable position in Coco's arms, wagging his tail comfortably, "There are many ways to hug a woman, I can show you one by one.”

Cocoa knew that if she delved into every word he said, she would force herself into an alternative world she was not familiar with and did not want to be familiar with, so she just put her hand on his back with a magic wand when there was a noisy wind blowing by her ear, and swung him Hold tight to prevent disintegration during apparation.

"See you next time, Professor."

Jin Jila tried hard to say goodbye to Ke Ke, but she was exhausted and fell asleep before saying goodbye.

Fortunately he fell asleep.

Otherwise, when Coco apparates, Deadpool's screams will really make it difficult to sleep.

"I've never been hugged to the point of throwing up by a woman!" After experiencing the tearing of time and space, even a superhero who killed cats without blinking an eye would chatter endlessly until Coco carried him upstairs and opened the door.

"Don't make noise." The little witch said, "Let others hear you."

He hurriedly opened the door, and met Steve who was waiting inside.

Tony and Rocky are watching TV on the couch.Rarely did not tear it up.Hearing the sound, he turned his head, his expression not very good-looking.

Loki's expression was particularly indifferent.

She went out to find the cat, and she really found it and brought it home.

It's just that this superhero makes people feel uncomfortable when they first meet and haven't spoken yet.

"One, two, three." Wade counted the number of cats in the house and exclaimed, "You have such a big appetite."

Coco just held back and didn't ask him what a big appetite is, and introduced to the superheroes in the room: "This is Deadpool Wade Wilson."

Wade was placed on the floor by her, supported by three short legs to maintain balance, and his half-grown left foreleg did not touch the ground for a while.

Untouchable.

"The ones who are on the same front as us are all allies." Steve stepped forward and offered the cat's hand, "Steve Rogers."

"Wow." Wade looked at Steve's outstretched claws, but didn't shake them back.

Instead, he lowered his head and sniffed: "You don't wash your hands after eating, little bad boy."

This sentence made Steve very embarrassed, so he quickly looked at Ke Ke with the eyes of the lake.

He doesn't always finish eating without washing his hands.Don't call her a nuisance.

When Coco said this to Wade, she remembered that it was almost past meal time.Eating is a big plan, and the cats in the morning will not be hungry, although it is the duty of the house girl to take off her cloak and go to the kitchen to cook for them.

Steve didn't want to deal with Wade after the short and unfriendly conversation, and went to punch pillow beanbags by himself.

"What a low chassis." Tony muttered while supporting his chin.

Fearing that the world would not be chaotic, he muttered so loudly that he didn't even need a horn, so that Wade, who was leaning against the door to watch Coco cook, could hear clearly.

"At least I didn't become like you, fat belly." Wade was never afraid of bickering or more intense scolding each other, without turning his head, he responded to Tony with the same volume of "talking to himself".

Iron Man was about to give this newcomer a bad look: "Want to fight?"

Wade turned back and said, "I can't ask for it." He quickly rushed towards Tony with short legs.Like an arrow smeared with ink in the white, trying to pierce Tony's body.

Just before it came, the puppet cat quickly stretched out its hand, and pressed the Munchkin cat's head impartially, stopping his leaning forward body there.

……

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

Wade's short cat hands stopped stiffly, and the outstretched sharp claws had the vicious posture of ripping open the opponent's belly, but unfortunately there was still an irreducible distance from Tony's belly.

The distance is depressing.

Steve stopped beating the beanbag, and Rocky stopped pressing the buttons on the TV remote.

The little witch rushed out of the kitchen when she heard the commotion, and when she saw this scene, her persuasive words stuck in her throat like swallowed buns, her gray pupils moved to the left to look at Tony, and to the right to look at Wade.

Emotions ferment and are contagious.

Ke Ke tried her best to control herself, but still couldn't deny that even though the situation was extremely embarrassing, she still wanted to laugh very, very much.

If he hadn't pressed his lips tightly, the corners of his lips would have been upturned like a crescent moon.

This is not good, not good.

The two cats were still clinging to each other, almost turning into frozen statues.

In such a stalemate, Wade's short cat hand could not reach Tony no matter how much he stretched out, and it trembled slightly due to the long time.

I don't know how long it took, but Ke Ke couldn't help it, and a soft laugh broke the silence.

This is like toppling dominoes.

Steve somehow turned his head away to keep himself from laughing in front of his client.

But Iron Man, who has the upper hand, will definitely not save face for Deadpool, and bursts into the sky with the loudest and most unstyled hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

His paws were still resting on Wade's head, shaking and shaking, almost touching the bald black and white soft hair.

And finally succeeded in casting a dangerous shadow on the short-legged cat's cute cat face.

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