[Comprehensive] Daily life of superheroes

Wade didn't feel annoyed at Steve's stop. After removing the cat's paw from his mouth, he smiled and shut up.

This kind of half-talking behavior has always been counterproductive. The little witch couldn't get an answer, and her curiosity was even more inflated, but she didn't pursue it when Steve stopped her.

"Everyone is an adult, so it's no big deal to popularize science." Wade said.

Steve looked at Coco's small face with big round glasses and no makeup. Probably because he stayed in school after graduation, he still had a student-like air.

His tone couldn't help being three points tougher: "It doesn't matter if this kind of thing is not popular science."

Wade shrugged.

Tony urged, "Keep talking."

Deadpool was going to say something, but was urged to keep his mouth shut.

It looked like he was deliberately against him.

The big tail of the puppet cat stood up high, like a duster ready to be hit at any time.

"Why do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and you will feel uncomfortable if you stop halfway through the story?" Wade ate the last small dried fish and asked Tony with a drawn voice.

Tony immediately denied it: "I didn't."

"Hmm." Wade said with a beating expression of "I almost believed it", "You better not be."

He really didn't intend to continue talking, pushed the empty bowl back to Coco, turned around and jumped off the sofa, and walked back to the room to recuperate under Tony's fiery gaze, waiting for his left hand to grow.

If Steve hadn't pulled Tony, they would have had another fight.

If you ignore these small frictions, Wade has integrated with the superheroes pretty well in the two days after he came to this small house.

This "nice" relationship doesn't include Loki.

Rocky has been lukewarm to Wade, almost never said a word.

Let's not talk about it, from Coco's point of view, it is thankful that they don't fight and make trouble.

A peaceful state of life like this morning is fine.

Rocky is outside watching TV.The sound of the TV is a bit loud, but when Ke Ke closes the door, he can still vaguely hear the sound effects of various programs.

Slowly flipping through two or three pages of the book, the little witch again found that she hadn't read it at all, stood up decisively from the chair, and went out with the book in her arms to ask Loki to lower the volume.

She walked to the TV, before she could speak, her attention was first attracted by the picture on the screen.

"Today is Valentine's Day."

Coco stared at the program that was playing on the TV.

After the meows invaded the earth, of course they set up their own festivals, and they were quite lenient in dealing with the earth’s local festivals, allowing most of them to be reserved, and Valentine’s Day is one of them.

The program team is committed to providing a large-scale live broadcast platform for marriage and love, which not only provides opportunities for cats to meet each other, but also allows cat slaves to find their favorite objects.

But the premise is that you must first release your own cat owner. The cats and cats see each other and get along well. The iron rule is that the interests of cats are higher than the interests of cat slaves.

This kind of show is produced by cat slaves by meow stars, and the burden on the shoulders of cat slaves such as the director, camera crew and host is a bit heavy.There is no rehearsal for the live broadcast. If two cats fight in full view, the scene will be chaotic, and if one of them is injured, the cat owners present will be unable to bear it.

Thankfully, cat fights haven't been witnessed yet, at least while Coco is watching.

She was seeing a tabby tom and a petite white she-cat meet on stage.The tabby cat sniffed the little female cat's body with its nose, seemed very satisfied, and stretched out its tongue to help the female cat lick the soft fur on its head.

There was a burst of warm and lasting applause from the audience.

Loki snorted mockingly from his nose: "mentally retarded." He stretched out his hand and touched the remote control to change the channel.

The little witch, who didn't want to hold the book, sat beside him at this moment, her gray eyes unblinking, she focused on the screen.

Too focused and almost sat on his tail.

……

Loki stopped the cat's paw that was changing channels, and said to Coco, "Are you sure you want to watch?"

He was afraid that her IQ would plummet after watching it.

Ke Ke couldn't hear Loki's undisguised disdain for this program, but he was only interested in this strange Valentine's Day activity of Muggles: "Someone will come out later."

What she wanted to see was the Muggle dating segment.

Sure enough, after the applause of the audience gradually died down, the cat slaves of the tabby cat and the little white cat came out from the small doors slowly opened on both sides of the stage.

Both men and women are beautiful, and the clothes are exquisite, without any sense of restraint.

The camera specially changed the angle, giving them a three-second shot of the black cat slave mark on the back of their necks.

Applause broke out again.

The host greeted the two single men and women with smiles all over their faces, and then praised the cat owner they hugged with even greater enthusiasm. If it weren't for the director's reminder, most of the time would have been wasted in exaggerated compliments.

"What is each other's mate selection criteria?" The host asked the two male and female guests.

"I don't have any requirements for women's external conditions." The man smiled, "Just be kind."

The microphone turned to the woman, who also smiled: "I just want to find a boyfriend who doesn't pay attention to external conditions. After all, I personally don't have much money, but I have a wish to raise many cats."

Seeing that things were about to happen, the host said, "Ah, those two are really suitable..."

But the man laughed: "I may be more inclined to livelier women."

I don't want the woman to finish her sentence: "I thought this wish would come to nothing, until I inherited a large inheritance from my aunt last week."

"And the lady standing in front of me has the liveliness that I want." The man smiled immediately.

Professor Snape really wanted to applaud.

That man's on-the-spot adaptability is so perfect that he can overlook the previous male guests.

Tony and Steve came out of the room one after the other, and saw Ke Ke watching the blind date show with gusto, and his complexion suddenly became a little complicated.

Tony teased her: "Why do you want to follow other people's blind dates?"

Seeing the two cat slaves holding hands successfully under the blessings of the host and the audience, Ke Ke always felt awkward for some reason, and finally stopped watching: "No. I want to know how Muggles celebrate Valentine's Day. I didn't expect it to be so."

Tony pouted: "No."

People who really want to celebrate Valentine's Day don't have time to do blind date shows on TV.Jewelry, champagne roses, and a luxurious double bed are items that Mr. President has experienced.

Seeing that there was still room on Coco's right, Steve went to sit down, holding his cat's hand: "Do wizards also celebrate Valentine's Day?"

"Hogwarts also celebrates Valentine's Day, and there is a dance." Coco recalled the school days, "The girls are all dressed up beautifully, and most of the packages sent by owls a week before the dance are sent from Mrs. Primpinell's beauty and potion shop. And various dress shops, the dresses received by richer wizards are still from Transcendent Tailors."

Dressing up beautifully, the purpose is naturally to capture the love of the person you like through the ball.Coco has seen the mistletoe bloom many times on Valentine's Day during the years at Hogwarts.

Nothing bloomed for her.

Mr. President, who has walked through thousands of flowers countless times, expressed his rare enthusiasm for this way of children's Valentine's Day. After all, in the past, as long as he thought about it, any day could be Valentine's Day: "No boy confessed to you?"

Ke Ke thought about it and nodded honestly: "Probably there are."

Tony wasn't surprised by the answer.

The little witch is not ugly, but she is a bit nerdy, and she doesn't pay attention to her clothes. If she is thrown in the crowd, she will easily be taken away by other women.

Everyone wants to be an eye-catching diamond, but Ke Ke is more willing to spend time studying magic. The time for makeup is better spent doing an extra potion experiment, unknowingly living as a small pearl wrapped in a clam shell.

I don't know which man will open the shell of this clam.

According to what she said, there were naturally those who tried, but obviously they didn't succeed.

Rocky's green cat's pupils were originally covered with a layer of shadow that seemed to be there, but the eyes rolled and disappeared quietly, as if nothing had happened.

Steve turned his head away, deliberately not looking at Coco's face: "How to confess."

Ke Ke said: "There was a Hufflepuff in the sixth grade. I forgot the name."

She said a few words to pause and think about it, and tried her best to dig out the past that had been mostly forgotten. "I was looking for me before the dance, and wanted to invite me to be a dance partner. I kept emphasizing that I came because I lost a bet with my classmates. I happen to be short of a dance partner." I agreed to him. After the dance, I wanted to go back to rest early, but he was very strange and refused to let me go. He dragged me to the corridor, while no one told me that he liked me. "

The little witch's tone was flat as if she was telling someone else's story.

And a man who knows a little bit of fun will understand as soon as he hears it, this is an extremely naive way of picking up girls.The thin-skinned teenagers can't hold back a girl's refusal, and Tony never bothered to use excuses to go out first and then confess his love when he was in junior high school.

Steve turned his head back with a "whoosh": "What about your answer?"

He didn't mention it, but when he mentioned cocoa, he felt a little angry: "I didn't agree. If it wasn't because of unfamiliarity, I would scold him."

Tony let out a "Huh" and said, "Why."

"I clearly said that I was asked to be a dance partner because I lost a bet with someone. He had such a good attitude before, and I didn't mind being treated as a bet to dance with him. But then I changed my mind and said I like it." Coco's cheeks bulged into buns, " The way of teasing people is too clumsy, playing me for a fool. After that, I never talked to that person again."

She would have almost forgotten him if the subject hadn't happened to be brought up today.

Steve's tense muscles suddenly relaxed.

Tony went over, patted Coco's arm, shook his head and sighed: "It is conceivable that the word boyfriend must be like tan90° to you these years."

Ke Ke didn't understand: "What do you mean?"

"nonexistent."