[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

"Is there any secret?" Seeing that Shakyamuni Buddha and the Jade Emperor were silent, Michael asked.

"He, the Jade Emperor, deceives people too much! He asked the Buddha to deceive my grandson! He knows the arcane art of the world, but he never told me! If my grandson really believes in his evil, it is now A pile of meat paste, a pile of dust! Pooh!"

Crowd: ...

Do you want to be so shameless and uncooperative?Anyway, you're a stone monkey from the Eastern God Realm, so it's not too stupid to turn against you face to face? !

Seeing his shameless face, Qing Yuan felt that it was time for him to sing a white face, and he said: "You are so bold! How many times have I warned you, and I left half of my words! This is the heaven, not your Huaguoshan Ren." You are domineering! Since you are determined to do so, this deity will not be able to protect you, so you can do whatever you want, hmph!"

Saying that, he flicked his sleeve robe and was about to leave.

Wukong also immediately connected, pretending to be ashamed and angry: "Tianzun just can't stand being slapped in the face! Now all the great powers of several worlds are gathered here to publicly judge my grandson. My grandson just wants to ask for an explanation. I can't Such an inexplicable death! Does Tianzun even have such a heart? Or do you think that the face of the Eastern God Realm is much more important than the lives of all living beings in the world?! Huh?"

Qing Yuan narrowed his eyes, and was silent for a long time before answering: "Naturally, the common people in the world are more important."

"Heh." Wukong sneered, and looked at Qingyuan disdainfully, the Jade Emperor saw him being so rude, and angrily reprimanded: "Bold!"

"Old Jade Emperor, what my grandson said is the truth! If you have the ability, how about making gestures with my grandson?" Sun Wukong scratched his cheeks and said with a smile.

"Monkey monkey, don't be crazy!" The Jade Emperor was furious again, but he couldn't lose face because of the presence of outsiders, so he kept suppressing his anger, asked the waiter to pour him a glass of wine, and drank slowly. up.

"Amitabha, I wonder what the Archangel Michael thinks about this matter?" The Buddha put his palms together, looked at his nose, nose and heart, and decided to throw the pot to Michael, who had a good time watching the theater.

"You mean me? God's will is my will, and God's will is—"All sins are forgiven, and God will forgive his sins as long as he sincerely repents. ""Michael fully explained the true meaning of the position of "God's microphone", which made Qing Yuan take an extra look at him.

What a talent!The ball was kicked!If Wukong really pleaded guilty, can it be your turn to say it now?It's really that simple and easy, so why invite you, an angel from the Western God Realm?

Saying a bunch of correct nonsense is the same as not saying it at all.

Seeing that Michael threw the pot back again, the Buddha recited the Buddha's name again, and the two of them stopped talking now, and the Jade Emperor was busy drinking again to suppress the shock. , if according to the rules of heaven, Wukong would have to die with both spirit and soul to pay for the crimes he committed. Unfortunately, he is now the body of King Kong, and even I can't kill him. Can you please think of a way to get the best of both worlds? , can not only convince Wukong, but also give our Eastern God Realm some face to save?"

Michael: ...

The Jade Emperor and Tathagata cast grateful glances at Qing Yuan at the same time.

Michael saw that everyone was looking at him expectantly, goosebumps all over his body were about to pop out, he was silent for a moment and then said: "I came this time with God's will on my back, hoping to do something to Monkey King. This is the end. Your God Realm has been procrastinating in handling this matter, causing many creatures in the lower realm to know about it. As neighbors and friends of Your God Realm, we are obliged to lend a helping hand so that the gospel of God can reach everyone heart! Amen!"

Everyone: &... (#@!

What the hell, didn't you just say a word after talking for a long time? !Can the rest be removed?You are not too tired, we are also disgusted by listening to it!

"Since Michael has already thought of a way, why not talk about it." Qing Yuan said.

"I remember that there is a kind of punishment in the noble god world called 'going down to earth'. It sounds like a very beautiful word. In essence, it is to let the immortals who have made mistakes go down to the world to suffer physical and mental torture. In other words, it is called calamity. Use this Way, let them gradually smooth out the edges and corners in their hearts, and learn to abide by the laws of the world, as the saying goes in your Eastern God Realm, it is called 'understand what the sky is high and the earth is thick'." Michael said slowly, his voice magnetic and persuasive Taste, "If according to our benevolent God, let him know what to do and what not to do; what is good and what is bad. Mr. Jade Emperor, you can't use your standard to ask a stubborn The stone monkey, he was born without father and mother, so no one taught him these most basic things. But you don’t need to worry, because as long as you let him fully repent and learn, he will no longer harm you.”

Wukong listened to Michael's words, which seemed as soft as a feather, but wounded thousands of times more than a weapon, fell on him, causing painful blood pits one after another, he angrily burst out of his throat There was a "wheeze" sound in his eyes, his eyes were full of red blood, he bared his fangs ferociously, and his fingers made a "click" sound, and he couldn't help but rushed up to that sanctimonious man. Angel was beaten up.

At this moment, Qing Yuan pressed his palm on Wukong's shoulder calmly, and said via voice transmission: "Don't lose your footing! Whatever he says, you just take it as a fart and just let it go! Don't take it seriously! Be careful! Following his way!"

Wukong: ...

I, Old Sun, just wanted to get angry, but after hearing what you said, I suddenly wanted to laugh so badly...

Michael originally wanted to provoke Sun Wukong and ask him to make trouble, but who knew that the monkey was so angry that his veins burst out one moment, and the next moment he took out the golden cudgel and tossed it between his hands. Shock and shock, everyone's little heart is also beating.

Big brother, why don't you play your cards according to the routine? !

This time Qing Yuan spoke: "Wukong, be more serious! Put away this weapon! Archangel Michael has already made a conclusion on your guilt, what do you think?"

"Hey," Sun Wukong put away his golden cudgel while crossing his legs, and said, "It's better to go down to earth! My old grandson doesn't belong here in the first place, so go down to be the king! Hey, when the time comes, the flag of my great sage Equaling Heaven Yila, don't worry about me, Angel Michael, thank you, thank you!"

"It seems that Michael's method can't completely restrain you." Qing Yuan knew the crucial step, she turned her eyes on Wukong and everyone present, and said slowly: "Let's do it, Michael's method we It can be used, but only half of it is used. After all, his situation is special. If we let him go through the calamity, there may be something wrong. We might as well send one person from each side to 'accompany' him to go through the calamity—choose those who also made mistakes and need to go down to earth People, the difficulties and obstacles along the way are monitored by us, and they are considered successful when we are satisfied. What do you guys think of my suggestion?"

Jade Emperor & Buddha & Michael: Damn, so you are waiting for us here!Qingyuan Tianzun, you want to do it all in one pot!

The first one to react was the Jade Emperor, he looked very ignorant, but actually knew everything.When Qing Yuan said that, he knew what she meant.

If you want to balance the power and prestige of these circles, you can only make such a bold decision, let all walks of life send a person to go down with Sun Wukong.Because the experience of several people along the way will be monitored throughout, everyone will have a certain evaluation of the people sent by all parties.In this era, although a person cannot represent one side of the God Realm, he can still represent a part of it.So in other words, whoever performs the best in this process will increase the prestige of that world a lot.

Of course, the Jade Emperor hoped that the Eastern God Realm would grow the most, and he also knew that this was a great opportunity for Qing Yuan to improve the reputation and popularity of the Eastern God Realm.

So, he gave her a grateful look.

On the contrary, Shakyamuni Buddha was not so happy, and even froze for a moment after hearing this answer.Because, everyone knows that Jin Chanzi is the only one who has committed crimes recently in the Buddhist world. Because he is the eldest disciple of the Buddha, he doesn't know how to deal with it.The Buddha was really stuck in his throat when this opportunity came to his door, he would not accept it, nor would he not accept it.

Only Michael squinted his eyes, wondering what he was thinking.

"What do you guys think of this deity's idea?"

"The widow thinks it is very good, the widow agrees!"

"What does the Buddha think?"

"Amitabha, I... think this method is feasible."

"Michael?"

"I respect God's will, and I will send a sinful Asgard man down to die, Amen."

"Okay, since everyone has agreed, the matter will be finalized. I propose that we send people from all parties to the lower realm within three months, and when the handover time comes, we will discuss how to survive the catastrophe together. For a few days, Wukong will go down to the lower realm temporarily, and close his door at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain to meditate on his mistakes, which is also a kind of atonement, during which you are not allowed to use any spells, and you are not allowed to leave, do you understand?"

"Yes, Tianzun." Wukong finally breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that his catastrophe had passed, he was grateful to Qing Yuan in his heart, and secretly swore: When he goes down to earth, he must repay Tianzun well!

Everyone had different opinions on the outcome of this matter, but they all agreed without saying anything.Michael turned his eyes on Wukong, and suddenly said: "Sun Wukong has committed a heinous crime. Although he said he would obey, he may not do so when the time comes. I heard a lot about his deeds before coming to Heaven. Let him go to practice at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, then he should find someone, or find something to watch him."

"Then Archangel, what do you mean—" Qing Yuan saw the shiny badge on his chest, and a familiar smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Very good, I'm afraid you won't get caught!

"Our Archangel Group has developed a live broadcast system in the name of God. The full name is 'World's Wonderful Live Platform APP'. This live broadcast system is directly tied to the object. If there is a specific object, you can set the live broadcast time before binding. , to ensure that every moment and every second of his actions are under our sight. I wonder what the Jade Emperor thinks of my method?"

The Jade Emperor clenched his fists. He always knew that among the several live broadcast apps that the Queen Mother was working on, the one with the largest share was "The World Is Wonderful". There are so many shares in a high-level company, and when Michael said it, he immediately understood it all.

The old friend who dared to love the Queen Mother is this one! ~

Really, tsk tsk, it seems that the Queen Mother's aesthetics are not bad.Ah bah, I'm pretty handsome too, okay?

Hiss, so the Queen Mother's seven daughters were all born to him?No wonder those children were so beautiful, they turned out to be of mixed race.However, the focus seems to be wrong again.In other words, the Queen Mother was a spy sent by the Western God Realm to the Eastern God Realm early in the morning?

You must know that the relationship between the Eastern God Realm and the Western God Realm was not very good from the very beginning. Extreme estrangement is an understatement.

If it weren't for Monkey King's messy moth, the priests of the Eastern and Western God Realms would not have seen each other until the last time in the year of the monkey!

Therefore, the Queen Mother is really a strange woman!For the sake of "love", she did not hesitate to betray her homeland, and even spread news about the Eastern God Realm there.

very good!Queen Mother, you are courageous enough, you have been blind for so many years, and if you don't show off your power, you really think you are a fool!

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Not at all."

Michael's face froze.

Seeing that the game had come to an end, Qing Yuan saw that everyone performed very well, and it was only up to her to collect the net, so she coughed and said, "Let me say a few words, okay?"

Well, the trap is over, and I'm coming to collect taxes.

You have sold products, and you should let me sell them.

Qing Yuan held the "Gujin Live APP" and smiled like a fox.