[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

Above the heavenly court, the Jade Emperor was chatting with Erlang God. When they were drinking, the god servant came to report: "Report! Please tell the Jade Emperor that the Tathagata Buddha and a female fairy are waiting outside the court."

"It's actually the Buddha?" The Jade Emperor stroked his beard and thought to himself: Shouldn't the monkey be executed at this time?Why did they make trouble in the Heavenly Palace again?Could it be that something has changed?

Just thinking about it, the Jade Emperor looked out of the palace, and saw the Tathagata Buddha coming with a smile on his face, followed by a female fairy, who was none other than Qingyuan Tianzun who had been missing for 3 years. .

As soon as the Jade Emperor saw Qing Yuan, he was stunned, hurriedly adjusted his clothes, stood up and got off the throne, he even forgot to use his magic spells in such a hurry, and walked up to Qing Yuan, panting heavily. Qi said: "Qingyuan Tianzun, long time no see, don't come here without any problems! I haven't seen you for 3 years, but Tianzun's figure is still so graceful and heroic, making people unforgettable." Finally tearing his eyes off Qing Yuan, this Only then did he notice the Buddha beside Qing Yuan, and hurriedly said again: "Buddha, how are you doing recently? Napo..."

"Hmm," Qing Yuan coughed pretending to be uncomfortable, and slowly spread out the palm of his hand. The palm of his hand was none other than Sun Wukong, who had been subdued in the eyes of the Jade Emperor.

Jade Emperor; "..."

"Uh, Qingyuan Tianzun finally came here once, and our heavenly court should also do our best to be a landlord. If you come, why don't you offer immortal wine and fairy fruit, please respectfully invite Tianzun?"

The Jade Emperor winked at the God Attendant to go down to get some wine and fruit, but Qing Yuan didn't take his trick, seeing him finished speaking, he waved his hand quickly: "No need, I came to the Heavenly Court to discuss something important with the Emperor. This will be avoided, I wonder if the emperor has time now?"

"There is time, it's just—" Jade Emperor's eyes flickered.

"Emperor, don't have to be suspicious. The two of us came here just because Wukong violated the rules of heaven." Qing Yuan said very righteous words, and the Buddha couldn't help but look at her twice.

Shakyamuni Buddha: Heavenly One, what kind of medicine are you selling in this gourd?

"Oh, what should I be, I came here for this matter! Very good! Very good! If Tianzun, you can help me solve this matter, I will be very grateful!" The Jade Emperor excitedly went to pull Qingyuan Qing Yuan avoided his hand, but he quietly avoided it, and only smiled: "You don't need to thank me, I'm just doing my best for our Eastern God Realm, and I asked the Buddha to accompany me here just to help In order to deal with this matter fairly, Great Sage, if you let the Buddhist world and our Eastern God Realm agree on your crimes, would you be willing?"

After finishing speaking, he stared at Wukong sitting cross-legged in his hands with a smile on his face.

Wukong remembered what Qing Yuan had just told him, rolled his eyes, shook his hands, pretended to be angry and said: "Don't do it! Don't do it! Your Eastern God Realm may have been colluding with the Buddhist Realm long ago! Let my old grandson join your family!" Trick, it’s not that easy! Tianzun, you are an honored Tianzun and a distinguished guest of the Eastern God Realm, so you don’t expect to let such scandals happen? Even if my old grandson is going to die, he must die clearly! You must not die In the hands of such people!"

Qing Yuan gave Wukong a big thumbs up in her heart, the villain in her head laughed until her stomach twitched, but she still said calmly: "Then what should you do? The Jade Emperor has been invited here, and the negotiation between the two parties has been very fair and just, so you don't want to toast or eat fine wine!"

Saying this, the coercion on his body was invisible to Wukong in his hand.

Wukong knew that this was Qingyuan's deliberate intention to play a good show with him, so he pretended to be in severe pain and rolled all over the floor: "Tianzun's sophistry is really deceiving! My old grandson once heard people As I said before, this world is not only the Eastern God Realm and the Buddha Realm, but also the Western God Realm! Su Wen said that the Western God Realm is the enemy of your Eastern God Realm, hehe, if they invite people from the Western God Realm to judge, Only my old grandson can swallow this breath!" After finishing speaking in one breath, Wukong looked at the Jade Emperor and the Buddha with burning eyes.

"You—" Jade Emperor pointed at Wukong and was speechless for a long time. Now he felt that this monkey was born to restrain him, and he really didn't give up any loopholes!This, this is simply putting his face on the ground like mud!You actually have the face to mention the West God Realm!Damn it, believe it or not, I... Ah, no, the widow let the Buddha slap you to death, you are not big or small!

The Jade Emperor was so angry that his face turned red. When the Buddha saw that the situation was not good, he quickly broke the stagnant atmosphere and said the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, good! Good! Why are you so arrogant and unreasonable? I don't care about it with the Jade Emperor. No matter how you can deal with you on behalf of the two worlds, if you ask too much, don't blame me—"

"Wait!" The Jade Emperor was so angry that his teeth were chattering. He waved his hand to stop the Buddha's words. Yan! If the widow invites people from the Western God Realm, can you plead guilty then?"

"If the gods from the Western God Realm come and judge my grandson's crimes to be extremely heinous, then why can't you confess?" Wukong listened to Qingyuan Tianzun's message to him, felt a little relieved, and then said with a scratched neck.

"Okay! Then it's a deal!" Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes and said with a swollen face.

"It's a deal!"

Wukong jumped down from Tianzun's palm, transformed himself into the size of an ordinary man, scratched his face and scratched his cheeks and said, "Don't go back on your word, old man Jade Emperor! I followed Tianzun, Tianzun is the great power of the Eastern God Realm, if she kills me, hey, the face of the Eastern God Realm... tsk tsk."

"You!" The Jade Emperor saw Wukong's villainous look, Ling Chi's heart was already there, but when he turned his head, he saw that Qing Yuan beside him didn't say a word, his expression was the same as usual, and his heart sank. valley bottom.At this time, the Buddha finally found a sense of existence, and said quickly: "Let's do what you say."

"Then my old grandson will thank you two!" Wukong cupped his hands and looked at Tianzun again: "What does Tianzun think?"

"It's just as you said, I don't think you, a monkey, can't find flowers." Qing Yuan glanced at Wukong coldly and said.

The Jade Emperor saw that Qing Yuan didn't say anything to Wu Kong, and felt relieved, and they said a few more words, and then Wu Kong left with Qing Yuan.

In the Qing Dynasty, riding the clouds and driving the fog, all the way to the north, there is a big mountain there, which is suitable for practice.Seeing that this place is far away from the Heavenly Court, Wukong scratched his head and said, "Tianzun, what should my grandson do next? The gods from the Western God Realm have come, can they really save my grandson?"

"I can definitely help you a little bit." Qing Yuan's voice was clear but pleasant, "It is estimated that the Jade Emperor will invite some people from the Western God Realm in a short time. I say do it."

"Tianzun won't spend me?" Wukong was a little skeptical.

"Why should I spend you? If I had spent you, I should have tricked you away when you came to Xiniu Hezhou!" Qing Yuan pretended to be angry, "Speaking of which, you still owe me a 'fruit' and haven't paid it back. .”

"Fruit? What kind of fruit? Why don't I remember?" Wukong scratched his head and scratched his head, thinking about what he owed Qing Yuan for food, but he couldn't think of it for a long time.

"Haha," Qing Yuan was amused by his stupid look, turned around with a smile, and said, "It's not a fruit, but a country of cause and effect. You owe me a fruit that you haven't paid back. Now, should you pay it back?" Me?"

"Retribution?" Wukong was stunned for a moment, and then said loudly: "Could it be that Tianzun you let the master accept me as an apprentice?!"

"Otherwise, why do you think Bodhi's lofty temperament favors such a silly monkey like you?" Qing Yuan smiled, "I saw that you had some talent that day, so I went to ask him. Because you and I met each other It is a kind of fate. I have always believed in cause and effect. You know me, and I want to help you once when I change my mind. It is the cause of your study, and the result of your encounter. You said the name of "Bodhi Patriarch" is Because, asking me to show you the way is also a 'cause'. It is a 'fruit' for me to explain your doubts, and it is also a 'fruit' to show you the way. Because you are thirsty for learning, so I went to visit my old friend Bodhi for you, This is the 'cause' again, and now, I want you to repay me for this 'effect'!"

"I'm old... how can I repay it?" Wukong was agitated after hearing Qing Yuan's tongue twister, but he knew that he owed Qing Yuan a favor, so he couldn't help asking in a low voice.

"I just want you to help me do this thing. If this thing is done, you and I will be eliminated! You can still make a great way, such a beautiful thing, won't you be tempted?"

Qing Yuan was persuasive and persuasive.

"Dare to ask Tianzun, what... is it that my old grandson needs to do by himself? There is a risk in it—" Wukong hesitated.

"As long as you say a word."

Qing Yuan rolled his eyes and said with a smile.

"What?"

"'I don't agree!', that's all."

"???"

Two days later, the Jade Emperor invited the archangels Michael and Gabriel from the Western God Realm, and invited them to come to a conclusion for Wukong's crime.

Michael was originally unwilling to do such a thankless thing, but when he thought that their image of the Western God Realm was too cold and distant in the mouths of the people, he agreed to the Jade Emperor's request and brought his colleagues Gabriel, Raphael and Uriel came together.

"Please!" The Jade Emperor said with a fake smile.

"Please!"

Michael also nodded slightly, wearing a white robe with half-exposed breasts, and his honey-colored muscles made the fairies who served tea and water flushed cheeks, and felt a deer pounding in their hearts.

Oh, this person from the Western God Realm is too good-looking!When I go to the Western God Realm, the child I will give birth to will definitely be much more beautiful!

The female fairy waiters were dreaming, one of them even spilled the wine, and was slapped by the birthday star opposite him for a while, and blushed.

"Bring the sinner Sun Wukong to court!"

"Bring the sinner Sun Wukong to court!"

With shouts one after another, Qing Yuan came late with Wukong.As soon as he arrived at the court, Wukong glanced at several angels from the corner of his eye, and immediately knelt down: "I don't accept it!"

Jade Emperor: This is different from the script!

Buddha: I knew it would be like this~

Michael: Which one did you play?

Sanfang could not help but focus all his eyes on this hozen who was not as tall as three pieces of tofu, waiting for him to speak.