[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

Seeing that everyone's eyes were on her, Qing Yuan coughed and said, "There are so many live streaming software, since the Jade Emperor thinks that the 'world is so wonderful' software is not suitable, you might as well try mine—" Gujin Live Streaming APP", it is said that it was designed by a monk of the Eastern God Realm based on our many small worlds in the East. Over the years, I have browsed the above content when I have nothing to do. There are ancient and modern, both inside and outside, and the confidentiality work is also done very well. , Wukong's situation is not suitable for spreading everywhere, just use it for monitoring. What do you think?"

As he spoke, he cast his eyes on the Jade Emperor, Michael, Gabriel, Buddha and others present here.

The Jade Emperor took the lead to answer: "Very good, live broadcast from ancient to modern times, um, a good name! Since Qing Yuan Tianzun is there as a guarantee, the widow can rest assured. I wonder what the Buddha and the archangel think?"

The Buddha knew that he had already fallen into the trap, and he would be forced to promote the software here. Although there were 1 reluctances in his heart, he was always good-tempered and nodded: "Amitabha, just follow the meaning of Qingyuan Tianzun. Do it." Michael also nodded slightly, but didn't speak.

The Jade Emperor glanced at the Archangels from the corner of his eye, and said, "Okay, then each of us has an 'Ancient and Modern Live User Platform APP', and we can control the dynamics of the first-hand data anytime, anywhere, so we don't have to bother so much, what do you think? , Michael?"

"...Yes." After a while, Michael lowered his head and said.

"Well," Qing Yuan saw that the group of them all acquiesced to this result, nodded in satisfaction, and looked at Monkey King again: "Wu Kong, what do you think?"

"If this thing doesn't embarrass my grandson, if it doesn't expose all my grandson's affairs, then use it." Sun Wukong saw Qing Yuan's face, and immediately climbed along the pole.

"Okay, since everyone agrees, from today onwards, I will bind everyone to the 'Gujin Live Streaming User Platform APP'." Qing Yuan smiled sweetly, no matter how you look at it, he looks like an unscrupulous profiteer.

Everyone who was stared at by her couldn't help but shudder in their hearts, and thought to themselves: What kind of bad idea did Qingyuan Tianzun think of to torment people?

But everyone doesn't have much time to think about Qingyuan's ideas, because at this time Qingyuan has asked everyone to come up with a commonly used thing as a carrier for APP binding.

The Jade Emperor handed Qing Yuan the jasper beads he carried with him; the Buddha passed his bowl after deliberation; and Michael handed her the golden brooch on his chest.

It didn't take a while for the binding to be done. With a turn of Qing Yuan's mind, the objects returned to their owners.

"Is this all right?" Jade Emperor asked incredulously while holding the bead string.

Qing Yuan smiled and said, "It can be triggered with a single movement of the mind."

The Jade Emperor tried according to Qing Yuan's request, and sure enough, a huge blue screen appeared in front of him, on which there were [Name], [Pupil Confirmation] and [Password] to fill in.The Jade Emperor followed the steps to register, and as soon as he opened it, a huge main picture popped up on the homepage: [Crazy Mature Woman and Lolita Gao Yue are dancing together, why don't you come and see it? 】In the picture, there are a bunch of tall, white and beautiful ancient women wearing hot-eyed costumes and posing in various arrogant poses. In the middle of them is a little girl in a long dress whose style is incompatible with everyone. It must be the introduction of the title. 'Lori Gaoyue' is now.

"Gudong", the Jade Emperor swallowed unconsciously.

This voice successfully attracted Buddha and Michael.

They registered earlier than the Jade Emperor, but when the Buddha was in the human world, his wife was very beautiful, so naturally he would not be attracted by this beauty, and Michael already had the Queen Mother of the West in his heart, and other women were in his heart. His eyes are all fleeting.

Therefore, Wannianchu, the male Jade Emperor, was embarrassed.

"Uh, this... Sun Wukong is bound?" Jade Emperor straightened his sleeves, looking for something to say.

"My old grandson has already bound it, old man Jade Emperor, aren't you crazy watching those beautiful women's live broadcasts? Hehe!" Sun Wukong sincerely bound the APP to a hair on the top of his head, so that It can live broadcast 360 degrees without dead angle, ah no, it is monitoring.

Jade Emperor: MMP, Pohou won't save me any face.

Everyone exchanged a few more pleasantries, and then they were about to leave. At this moment, a goddess who looked like Yingge said outside the hall: "The Queen Mother is here!"

With a burst of elegant light music and the fragrance of flowers and fruits, the Queen Mother of the West came stepping on the colorful clouds, wearing a golden hairpin on her head, and her treasure was solemn and gorgeous.

"Hey, why is everyone leaving when I come here?" The Queen Mother walked to the side of the Jade Emperor with a smile, and greeted Michael, the Buddha and everyone else, and then turned her head away, as if she had just seen the jade emperor. Yuansi exclaimed: "Huh? It's Qingyuan Tianzun! I haven't seen him for tens of thousands of years, how is Tianzun?"

"Okay, very good." Qing Yuan didn't care about her carefulness at all, and replied with a smile.

Queen Mother: ...

I haven't seen her in 3 years. Whether it's the ability to hurt people or the skill of turning a blind eye, Qing Yuan is not at the same level as her before. It seems that if I want to deal with her, I still need to think long-term.

Seeing that one blow was not enough, the Queen Mother hurriedly said again: "Okay, that's right, I will take care of the Pantao Garden and other mansions you stayed here in the Heavenly Court back then. I'm sorry to say that, last time I invited everyone Unexpectedly, there is no fairy fruit wine, so I borrowed some from you, and Tianzun will not have a grudge against me because of this idea, will he?"

"It's just some peaches. If you eat them, you eat them. It's a pity that they rot on the ground. However, since the Queen Mother asked, I will also mention it. I remember that I have more than one flat peach garden in the heaven. Outside the Peach Garden, the seven-star hairpin, the sinking water hyacinth, the sky fire fan... I have stored them with you, I wonder if they can be returned to their original owners now?"

"Tianzun is talking about my heart. I came here this time, firstly to meet the great powers from all walks of life, and secondly because I heard about the news of Tianzun. I thought that if Tianzun came, I didn't take her Heavenly Venerable will be displeased if the things are brought, no, they are all brought to you, take a look, is there a little?"

As he said that, the sleeve of Zhonghua Guang disappeared in a flash.

Qing Yuan saw that the Nawu dharma bag was in front of his eyes immediately, and he grabbed the dharma bag as soon as he stretched out his hand, and he knew it in his eyes, and thought: It seems that the Queen Mother is the same as before, she does not eat soft but hard, no wonder rice Caleb can control her, with an iceberg face all day long, without a trace of good looks, isn't it the best choice for a shy M like the Queen Mother?

"Thank you." Qing Yuan shattered the Nawu bag with a palm, stored these treasures back in his own space, and said in a blink of an eye: "If there is nothing else, the deity will take Wukong and leave first."

"Then..." Michael was about to say, "Then I'll take my leave too," when he was interrupted by the Queen Mother: "Why is Qing Yuan Tianzun leaving in such a hurry? Could it be that he despises the old face of this palace? No, everyone It’s so hard to come to my Eastern God Realm. How can I leave without drinking some wine and eating? Come, come, have tea, melons and fruits, fine wine, and delicacies. Even if you want to leave, you must eat and drink enough !Buddha, do you think this is the case?"

"Amitabha, the Queen Mother is right." Sakyamuni Buddha clasped his hands together and replied.

The queen mother immediately smiled, "Okay, everyone, let's move the jade chopsticks, Qingyuan Tianzun, please take your seat! And Wukong, come up too!"

Wukong glanced at Qingyuan, seeing that Qingyuan's expression was normal, he walked to the table first, Qingyuan saw that Wukong was gone, and then sat down together.

Although the Queen Mother prepared it carefully, Qing Yuan had no appetite at all, and he was full after drinking some good wine, but Wu Kong ate up the melon and fruit wine, and did not eat any food.The Queen Mother squinted at them, and when she realized that the two of them hadn't eaten any important dishes, she felt a little anxious, so she blurted out: "Tianzun, do the dishes not suit your taste?"

"Oh, the queen mother is worrying too much. I have been fasting for many years. These things are just a mouthful. For me, a glass of wine is enough for my mouthful. Thank you." After finishing speaking, he smiled. , raised the gold bottle.

The queen mother pulled her face, and drank a glass of wine expressionlessly.The villain in his heart hung Qing Yuan up and beat him thousands of times.

After drinking this glass of wine, the Queen Mother showed drunkenness, her face flushed like a hibiscus, hiccupped cutely, pretended to be drunk, pointed at Qing Yuan and said, "Tianzun, I'm sorry if you don't eat something. It’s delicious after so much effort, come, come, let’s eat together, this dish is called ‘You Long Xi Feng’, it’s delicious and delicious, come here!” He said, holding up a jade spoon and filled a tablespoon of the so-called "You Long Xi Feng" is raised to Qing Yuan from afar.

Seeing her appearance, Qing Yuan knew that she had bad intentions.But she is also very helpless, it's all about this, she must eat, but she didn't say that she came to eat.

So Qing Yuan also scooped up a spoonful of the fleshy 'You Long Xi Feng', and slowly put it to his mouth, opening his mouth as if to eat it.The Queen Mother kept looking at Qing Yuan from the corner of her eye, and seeing that she had already eaten, she closed her eyes and ate the dish with seasoning.

Anyway, there is an antidote in my palace, don't be afraid!

The Queen Mother was cruel and said in her heart.

There was a smile on the corner of Qing Yuan's mouth, and when the Queen Mother closed her eyes and ate, she quickly used a spell that can only be used by a celestial being, and transferred this spoonful of delicious food directly to Michael's...stomach, which was frowning at the side.

Michael suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach. He thought it was because he had a stomach ache from drinking just now, but he didn't expect that he would be swayed by Qing Yuan.

At this time, the Queen Mother smiled very gently at Qing Yuan after finishing her food.The Jade Emperor was well aware of the Queen Mother's tricks, so he couldn't help but choke her: "Wang Mu, you invite Tianzun to eat food, what about us?"

The Queen Mother's face froze, and said: "There are, there are! The dishes of 'Kunpeng go to sea', 'Jiaolong Tengyun' and so on are rare delicacies in the world, so don't be restrained, use more! Use more!"

The few dishes she mentioned did not contain "seasoning", and most of the "seasoning" were on Qingyuan's side. Seeing that everyone did not eat those "important" dishes, the Queen Mother felt very sad. Breathe a sigh of relief.

Everyone had different thoughts about the meal, and when it was finally finished, Qing Yuan immediately took Wukong back home.The Queen Mother didn't keep anyone anymore, and when she turned around and was about to leave, she was hugged from behind unexpectedly, and a man's magnetic and somewhat hoarse voice sounded behind her ears: "Wanjin, I really want to leave!" you……"

As he spoke, before the Queen Mother could reply in shock, a kiss landed on the back of the Queen Mother's neck.

"Oh, Michael, don't..."

It was the queen mother who answered him like a cat.

No one noticed that the scene of the two people who were completely ecstatic and intimate was seen by a pair of indifferent eyes.

And the culprit was the golden pin bound to the 'Ancient and Modern Live APP' on Michael's body.

the other side.

"Ah bah! My old grandson doesn't even know what kind of waste this Queen Mother is!" Sun Wukong saw the scene of Queen Mother and Michael being intimate on the "General Backstage Overview" in Qing Yuan's hands, and said with the corners of his mouth twitching.

"Tianzun, I beg you, old grandson, can we change the channel?" Sun Wukong looked at Qing Yuan pitifully, feeling that his piercing eyes were going to be ruined.

"Not for the time being, at least, we need to know what they are going to say right away. It is easy to get out information that is usually not revealed at ordinary times." Qing Yuan said.

"Then...at least make a number...they're going to..." Wukong's expression collapsed.

"Okay." As soon as Qing Yuan flicked his sleeves, the screen was blurred, but judging from the way the two moved the field, the next battle will only become more intense.

Seeing that the two of them were about to set off.

Qing Yuan also felt ashamed, and coughed with a blushing face: "Cough, forget it, record an audio first, and listen to it later. Now, the deity will send you to Wuzhishan, so you sit still."

Sun Wukong: Compared with being tortured by such hot eyes, even if the old sun is pressed down the mountain for 500 years, the old sun is willing!