If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

Oni's deputy chief, Hijikata Shirōro, brought back a woman from the outside, which caused the Shinsengumi team to rush to tell each other and had to sigh——

Sure enough, spring is here, the season of revival of all things and biological reproduction, even the deputy head of the ghost can't escape the laws of nature. Does this useless behavior explain what it means to be ready to move?

But speaking of them, their deputy chiefs are reliable, they usually don't show off the mountains and don't show their water, and they directly cut the key points when they shoot.Where is it like another boss in the team?

Throughout the year, there is an air of courtship/mating/mating just around the corner, but when it comes to the real thing, the female orangutan can't pull back a single hair.

Thanks to his long-term stalking of the hostesses, Shinsengumi, who was originally considered subtle in the eyes of the outside world, is now getting worse and worse.

In the past, the rogue police/police may have been just a joke, but now it is basically confirmed.Even now when law enforcement is being carried out, when helping an old lady to cross the road, people will be chased by people with bags, beat and scold the police/police for sex/harassment.

You said that the deputy chief took people to the reception room as soon as he came back, so that doesn't mean anything?You can pull it down!

That guy's consistent theory is that women are troublesome, not to mention receiving them specially, even if they cannot avoid official contact, the process can be saved if possible.

So the team members who stayed in the village that day made a sensation, pouring water and taking materials one by one, wandering back and forth outside the reception room, just wanting to see what kind of woman is beautiful and can impress a heart of stone. deputy chief.

Dafang was dazzled by the figures coming and going outside, he said a sentence more than a dozen times but failed to get it out, and finally he got angry, grabbed the ashtray on the table and threw it out, knocking down a pile of dominoes like falling dominoes. Get people together, then get up and close the doors and windows tightly.

Originally, besides avoiding danger by opening the doors and windows, I also wanted to make the girls not so nervous.After all, what do people think when a man and a widow stay together?

But the current situation can't take care of it, the situation forced it, it wasn't his intention!Thinking of this, Tufang's ears turned red again.

He sat back across from Yinzi, a little afraid to look into her eyes, but he didn't want to look too cowardly, so he stared at her eyebrows and forehead and forced a calm and open look——

"It doesn't matter, you can talk about any difficulties. You may have heard rumors outside, but those are not true. In fact, Shinsengumi is a good policeman who really serves the country and the people."

"The habitual molester will bring him to justice as long as you provide testimony, but don't worry, we won't just leave it alone, even if you have no way out for the time being, I can—"

"Hey, hey! You've been talking to yourself from the beginning." Yinzi interrupted him impatiently, "I said, what kind of lonely girl went to the city to find her relatives, and her relatives disappeared and she was tricked into falling into a pyramid scheme? The feat of the police/police quickly rescuing the criminal, bringing the criminal to justice, and helping the girl settle down?"

"Shameless? Shameless? Getting up early in the morning to have breakfast is full of twists and turns. What is this thing?"

Yinzi glanced at the hot tea Duochuan Jun had poured for her in front of her, waved it away, and dropped it into the trash can next to the table with precision. Do you know that everyone lives in precarious worries?"

"Instead of catching terrorists, you are entangled with irrelevant people. The taxes that the people have paid so hard are for you to pick up girls?"

Hijikata should have been ashamed and annoyed when his thoughts were punctured without hesitation, but besides feeling that the guy's way of speaking was a bit familiar, he actually felt that this merciless gesture was normal.

It's like she should be such a person, and she already has a full understanding and awareness-even there is a voice in her heart reminding herself that this is nothing, just this level of laughter?

Where did the idea of ​​shaking M come out?The earth side felt that it was completely unreasonable, and could not even have a relationship with himself.

But when it came time to react, his answer was na na asking, "Then what do you want to drink?"

After finishing speaking, he pinched the neck of that worthless villain in his heart and beat him - what to drink!What to drink!Calling you worthless and calling you cowardly, in this case, you should directly stuff mayonnaise into her mouth to make her full.

"Strawberry milk!" When the money arrives, it's one thing to get angry, but who doesn't want what is brought up?

"Wait!" Tu Fang let go of the villain, and went to do the doggy thing with a full face.

There are no vending machines in the Zhenxuan Group’s village, which brings great inconvenience to everyone. If you want to eat some snacks at night, if there is no stock, you really have to shout that you can’t help it.

The key is that this regulation was formulated by the earthwork itself, because the penance can't be built into the ultimate leisure.

Normally, he doesn't think this is a big deal, but today it feels like he is shooting himself in the foot. Forget it, this application for the establishment of a vending machine should be approved.

After he left the reception room, he beat all the spectators away, and no one dared to touch the mold after he got angry (the one who dared was wandering around outside now), so Tufang finally walked through the corridor Only then did I see Yamazaki who was practicing swinging a knife in the garden - swinging a badminton racket.

"Yamazaki!"

Hearing the deputy chief's voice, Yamazaki was almost frightened out of his wits, and hurriedly put away the racket in his hand, thinking that a beating would be inevitable, but he heard that the deputy chief just called him over and didn't start beating him as usual.

"Go to the supermarket outside the village and buy some strawberry milk!"

"Ah?" Yamazaki was startled, "But the deputy chief, didn't you say that the soul would be corroded if you eat any kind of sweet and greasy food?"

"I don't know if the soul is rotten or not. I only know that if you talk nonsense, your head will be smashed." Tufang stared at him viciously with a pair of glaucoma eyes.

Yamazaki made a zipper movement on his mouth, took the money from the deputy chief and ran away.

"By the way! By the way, buy some cakes or something." Hijikata added, if you like strawberry milk, you should also like those things, right?

When he returned to the reception room, Yinzi was already so hungry that he lay on the table, looking as if his bones had been pulled out due to lack of sugar.

Seeing that Mr. Duo Chuan came back with nothing in his hand, he was angry at that time——

"Are you crazy? Are you asking about your feelings? You are making such a realistic posture just to tease me?" Yinzi slapped the table and said, "Don't look at me now that I'm hungry, it's still easy to deal with you stinky policeman , I’m not bragging, your glaucoma will upgrade you a level every minute.”

"what is that?"

"Glaulight panda eyes."

Hijikata couldn't help laughing, and immediately coughed to cover it up, "I've already asked someone to buy it, and there's cake, don't worry, breakfast will fill you up."

"Before things come back, let's clarify what we need to say."

Seeing that Yin Zi was soothed and fell back on the chair, but his posture was soft and stompy.He has always disliked this kind of lazy sitting, but this time he didn't feel uncomfortable looking at it, and he didn't suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"Cough! As I said just now." Hijikata coughed, "Ordinary deceived girls find it hard to believe the truth when they are rescued. Because criminals are often the only ones who lend a helping hand when others are desperate. All the trust that was poured into it."

"But believe me, those are all false. When you choose to plunge into it in a hurry, you lose your basic ability to judge. Trust that has not been screened by your vigilant consciousness is mostly hypocritical."

"I know that you may not be able to accept it, but as long as you have the heart, you will see that there are many arrest warrants about that guy outside. Don't look at his lazy and harmless appearance. A girl's vigilant disguise."

"You should be able to judge from another underage girl. That guy even instigates child labor. Can you imagine what kind of good person he is?"

"So be sober, the only reliable thing in this world is the police."

After hearing this speech, how should I put it, Yinzi fell into a daze again!

Hello!Shouldn't Duo Chuan Jun in her impression be a coward who can't beat a fart with three sticks and only knows how to blush all day long?Who is this well-organized and organized guy who does ideological work?

Where did she expect the difference between the position of the victim and the attacker, even if it is the same person, there are two completely different ways of behavior?

But she couldn't help but feel sympathy for Yinshi when she was surprised. This is a tragic position that is held by the whole world. She probably has to cover her head tightly when going out, otherwise she might be greeted by an egg. This is a good thing for Yinshi. , doesn't he just point to the egg bibimbap to live.

Thinking too far, even so, as another self, even if it is clear that the carriages and horses are here to amuse him, I can't bear him being bullied like this.

"But I heard that those charges are framed, right? A certain organization has added a weird performance award, which is to point people to blackmail, so it's framed?" Yin Zi stared at his faint opening, "Although the lie said A hundred times it will become the truth, but even the first people who spread it believe it is still a bit—”

Old Tukata blushed, and his face was scorched by that gaze, he didn't know whether it was the shame of being exposed or the embarrassment of being stared at.

He gritted his teeth secretly, the silver-haired move was quick, and he would just clean up the person without saying a word, judging from what she said, it seems that the ins and outs have already been explained.

It's also because Zongwu was too complacent at the beginning, and poured out everything in order to show off when he was framed by a few hired schoolgirls into the detention center.

At that time, it was actually able to effectively suppress the enemy's self-confidence. After all, that guy was a vagrant. Seriously, the police/police had plenty of ways to torment him, so I was not afraid that he knew everything.

But until now——still shooting himself in the foot.

But the words have already been spoken, so you can't swallow them back, even if you are killed, you have to resist, and the earth party has amazing concentration when it is serious.

There was no sign of guilt at all on his face, but he looked more upright and awe-inspiring. He didn't argue loudly, which would only make him appear to have no confidence. Instead, he used his calm voice and tone to be calm and calm, "Of course, the starting point is self-interest." , anyone can lie."

"Criminals and the police/police must hold their own opinions, but I only hope that you can put yourself in an objective position, discard subjective bias and look at this matter seriously, not based on the guidance of others, but yourself What is the conclusion after judgment. This is the most gratifying for us."

Yinzi is already powerless to complain, so I can only apologize silently to the previous duochuanjun in my heart-it is too rude to think that you can only enforce the law violently. It turns out that as long as people want to, they can still create a reassuring image of the police/police .

Looking at the wording, every sentence is for the sake of others, and the obsessive compulsion that does not reveal the words makes people feel uncomfortable. It seems that they really respect other people's ideas, but in fact they have established themselves in an unshakable position from the very beginning. fair position.

If it wasn't for Yin Zi knowing what kind of virtue Yin Shi is, he has the heart but not the guts, otherwise he wouldn't be reduced to an old bachelor who preyed on himself.Maybe I was really led by Mr. Duochuan to believe that Baimao is not credible.

But the key point is that the white hair is herself, and Yin Zi feels faintly stabbed every time she is mentioned.

Just as he was about to refute him, there was a knock on the reception room door.

"It should be your breakfast!" said Tufang, got up and went to open the door.

When Yinzi heard that strawberry milk and cake had arrived, how could he remember arguing for Yinshi?Thinking about that guy is almost cultivating to become a magister, it's normal if he can't hold it for a while, anyway, Mr. Duo Chuan, who is willing to invite her to eat, is right at the moment.

But Takushi-kun is in trouble now. He opened the door, and was about to scold Yamazaki for taking so long to come back, when he saw Sougo outside the door carrying a plastic bag of breakfast, and he had already unpacked a bag and started eating without authorization. .

He took a big bite of the cake in his hand in front of Hijikata, his mouth was stuffed up, and he said in a naive and naive manner, "Mr. Hijikata, just met Yamazaki at the door, he asked I helped deliver the things here, saying that I was afraid that someone who harassed women with power for personal gain would be silenced, so I didn’t dare to come here.”

fart!It's definitely that idiot Yamazaki who didn't pay attention to you and said everything when he asked you, which brought the disaster of his own life.Judging from this posture, the guy must have been knocked down in some unknown corner and died.

No matter how Hijikata reacted, Okita squeezed in directly from the door, and slammed into the silvery red eyes at a glance.

Suddenly, a thrill of excitement was aroused all over his body like an electric shock. This feeling came so suddenly that the pupils of the young Shaking S kid who was not good at disguising instantly shrank, and his hair stood on end.It was like an invitation to kill from a once-in-a-lifetime opponent.

His whole body's breathing became short of breath for a while, which was abnormal, and even Tufang noticed something was wrong.

I saw that the other party was also looking at him deeply - the plastic bag in his hand.

To be honest, the moment she heard the voice of the Okita brat, Yinzi cursed her bad luck, but now she only sees things in other people's hands, so how can she remember the festival back then?

She enthusiastically stood up, rushed straight to the kid, and snatched the bag from his hand. This was not enough, the half-eaten cake in his hand was also snatched away——

"This is my favorite, what a fart!"

Then, afraid of being snatched back by him, he stuffed it into his mouth three or two times.

Yinzi himself felt that it was nothing, after all, he was with him, even if he fought against each other all day long, he had a really good relationship with the Okita kid when he lived in the Shinsengumi.

Most of the time, when he is too busy in the kitchen, he will catch him as a ready-made labor, and he obediently obeys orders most of the time.

When it comes to cooking, stealing food on the stove is a common occurrence. The two of you and I don’t know how many times they have collaborated to commit crimes.Sometimes when both hands are occupied, such as chopping vegetables and washing rice, if you take a bite of silver and don't like it very much, you just stuff it into the guy's mouth, and of course vice versa.

Don't dislike anyone after the number of times is too many, Yinzi's action will become subconscious.

But Okita didn't know, and neither did Hijikata.Seeing her like this, the faces of the two of them changed immediately.

Tufang wanted to scold, but swallowed the words hard on his lips.After all, he didn't even know the name of the person, so where did he come from to criticize others.

If you accuse someone of misbehaving as a girl—you will be hated, right?No matter how you look at it, it looks like the straight male cancer that others have discussed the most that girls hate, and it will definitely be hated.

By the way, the name——

Just as Tufang was about to ask, he saw Sougo walking over, forcing the man who was opening the milk to drink to the edge of the table, and put his hands on the edge of the table.

This action is equivalent to Yinzi being trapped in the arms of the Okita kid.

At that time, Tufang's eyes were red with anger. He was still making difficult progress here, and this guy was straight out of action.

"Hey! Chief—"

"Hey? Is it okay for big sister to be so open-minded in front of men?" Okita's voice covered him directly, "Can I think you are inviting me with that gesture?"

Yinzi has felt this little devil's illness quite a few times at close range. This level is not a big deal. It is not as surprising as the contrast brought by Duo Chuanjun. On the contrary, this behavior pattern is what she is familiar with.

So her complexion remained unchanged, and she slowly took two sips of milk in her mouth before freeing her mouth, "The glaucoma said just now is quite righteous, and you were slapped in the face by your own people in less than 2 minutes?"

"Is this blatant obscenity by the police?" Yinzi raised his head and nodded his chin in one place. "That thing is a camera, right? Hey! It's another shocking scandal if you don't pay attention, tax thieves."

Okita looked over, and then smiled nonchalantly, "The equipment is controlled by people, how can you be so naive as to think that the police/police are playing hooligans on your own territory and you are caught?"

"Hey!!! What are you talking nonsense like nothing happened?" Hijikata was in a hurry. The bright and righteous image of Shinsengumi he created with great difficulty was completely ruined by this bastard in less than a second.

what is this?People have probably already decided in their hearts that this is a place where filth is hidden, right?

Unexpectedly, that person was not surprised, on the contrary, she was used to it. She crushed the empty milk box and threw it into the trash can without even looking at it.

Then he looked into the red eyes of Okita kid who was close at hand, and he didn't feel oppressed or shy at all like any girl.

She said, "Little devil! Maybe you are still very confident in yourself now, but trust me, big sister, whether you can destroy it or not is only in my mind, understand?"

These words were endless, and even Hijikata, who knew Okita very well, couldn't make sense of it, but strangely, Okita himself instantly understood what aspect she was referring to?

A ferocious smile immediately appeared on his face, "I just like to turn a she-wolf into a bitch with my own hands!"

"Put a collar around your neck, and follow me on your stomach all the way, begging the master to look at you more."

"Hahaha! You don't know it yourself, but you've already experienced such a thing." Yinzi laughed at the time, "I want to look more like lying on the ground and being tied by the neck, I don't know how cute it is."

Speaking of Yinzi, he stuck out his tongue, licked his lips in aftertaste, and was immediately caught off guard by the kid Okita.

The Chong Tian kid in this world hasn't suffered a disadvantage yet, it can be said that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, and if he wants to change to the one on his side, even if he has the heart, he doesn't dare to coax him with such arrogance, obviously he is looking for a beating.

However, before the beating, Yinzi grabbed the guy by the collar and pulled him closer to him. Now there is almost no distance between the two.Yinzi quickly touched his body, feeling the pure aura of the little ghost as always.

After getting the thing, he was about to let go and hit someone, but the person next to him made a move first.

Hijikata lifted the little ghost away, with an extremely gloomy expression on his face. It wasn't the usual superficial look that he could completely ignore and continue to play tricks, but he was really angry.

Okita originally wanted to push him back, but was stared at by those eyes, and he turned his head away with a 'tsk' sound.

Tufang knew that his behavior was totally unreasonable, but the anger of being betrayed really filled his heart, and even looking at Yinzi at this time was no longer the gentle and shy one just now.

It's as if there is a gloomy qi that has been suppressed and accumulated after being deceived and has no time to make a noise, until a certain opportunity guides it out.

Hijikata felt incomprehensible about his unreasonable mood, but Yinzi knew what was going on, probably because he was influenced by himself in another world.

To be honest, just standing in front of me like this and looking down from above is still very oppressive, and this oppressive force mainly comes from Yin Zi's tiny, lingering guilt.

But she will always excuse herself, even if she owes someone once, it is still owed to her Duochuanjun. How can it be this guy's turn to collect debts?

Thinking of this, she curled her lips impatiently, pulled down Tukata's collar again, raised her head slightly and kissed it——

Maybe he had just finished smoking, but there was still a faint smell of cigarettes in his mouth. This kind of good smell is rare for a smoker, so Yinzi couldn't help stirring it twice.

But Tufang was in a daze, he just felt an annoying little snake stirring nimbly in his mouth, but her taste was too sweet, and he didn't want to disturb her.

After Yinzi withdrew, he realized that he was motionless and like a zombie during the whole process. He immediately regretted it, and then secretly closed his mouth, lowered his head and swallowed the remaining taste.

Yinzi pushed away the guy who had been tidied up, walked to the middle of the room, and stretched out his hands arrogantly to the two people with the most sense of presence in the selection group, "Listen, don't beep with me one or two. Beep, I know exactly what your plans are."

"There are too many people who want to sleep with me. It's rare for you to talk to yourself. I don't care about you because I'm in a good mood today. If you dare to disturb others for breakfast, you won't be beaten to death."

As he opened the door and was about to leave, he paused for a moment while holding the doorknob, then turned around and said, "Oh, by the way, I think it is still necessary to go through judicial procedures regarding the matter of you using your power to frame good people. If you want to be private, you can come to me and make a condition."

"From now on, I will be the spokesperson of Master House. My name is Yinzi Sakata. It's a pleasure to meet you."

"Sakata?"

"silver?"

Only then did Hijikata and Okita realize the indescribable sense of familiarity. Why are they brother and sister?They tried their best to speak ill of their brother in front of their sister?

Without looking back, Yinzi left the two guys who were struck by lightning and left.

She walked out the door quickly, as if someone was chasing after her. She had stayed in the group for several months and knew the route very well. She didn't slow down until she left the village two streets and confirmed that there was no one behind.

At this time, Yin Zi took out his clothes and took out two wallets. It seemed that he had just paid his wages. The wallets of these two guys were quite full. Yin Zi took out the money and counted it. If this amount is just living , even if there is still a Kagura with a black hole stomach, it is enough to spare.

"Yo Xi! I have a month's living expenses!"

Then she curled her lips in disgust, if Yinshi was here, she would have to pull his hair to let him take a good look, this is the difference.

The gap in the ability to make money!

While indulging in the thrill of crushing Yin, Yinzi felt someone rushing towards him at high speed, she kicked it without even thinking about it, and only after seeing it clearly did she realize that she had acted lightly——

"It's incredible! You also come to this set?"

The author has something to say: I finally finished the beginning of the new article today. If I have time tomorrow morning, I will write the second half of the chapter to see if I can release Chapter 1 before the afternoon.

The main tone of the new article is campus heavy-tasting love, I hope everyone will support it, okay?

Thank you Mr. Dia for lacking a girl’s heart, Mizumiya Chuuxue, oh yes, Hart Philia, Yin Sang’s lifetime push 33, Xia Yubing, 婠怪惠, Chibao’s reward, meh!