If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

Yinzi reckoned that this guy couldn't possibly know him, so he was very angry when he saw him pounce on him like an idiot.

After all, what happened to her was that the orangutan was treating her daughter harshly, so how could it be heard?

Yinshi's own son's authority is naturally unusual, but he can know many things that others may not.Otherwise, it would make the orangutan's face look good if he yelled about the fact that his bowl of water was not level.

So let alone know the voice and appearance of the female version of himself, I am afraid that he does not know her existence. After all, this matter can be directly used to laugh at Yinshi, and Yinshi himself has to keep his mouth shut.

Of course, the three idiots of the true selection group in my own world are probably an exception. After all, they are the only ones who have been lucky enough to be the protagonist, so the treatment is naturally different.

Saying so much is nothing more than showing that to Gui in this world, he is simply a stranger at the moment.

Even if the sharp eyes can see the similarity with Yinshi, the reaction should not be like this.For the little friend in this world who is actually a pervert who jumps at girls, Yin Zi is a man who hates iron but not steel.

Gui still didn't give up after being stepped on the ground, and got up tremblingly. There was a clear footprint on her face, and there was a nosebleed that slowly slipped down, and she wanted to lick her thigh.

"Miss Juanzi, don't you remember me? It's me, Miss Juanzi!" While avoiding the stampede of dense silver raindrops, Gui tried to stick to people who couldn't be beaten to death.

"Who will remember the shameless nosebleed pervert? Get out! Still pick it up, you still pick it up!" Yinzi didn't know when he had crossed paths with Gui in this world, and decided that he definitely made up excuses to take advantage.

After all, isn't this guy a man/wife connoisseur?Why have you fallen to this level?

Think about it, she has only been here for a few hours, and she has seen the incredible collapse of this world.Yinshi can even do it himself, Mr. Duochuan sees a beautiful girl and pulls him away without saying a word, the kid Okita blatantly molested/molests women in the police/station, even Gui, who is usually the most serious in behavior, has this virtue——

She couldn't imagine what Takasugi looked like here.

Said it was here to abuse the food, wouldn't the orangutan throw her into the most vicious mutant world?What's the matter, co-authoring that she is a little lamb and pretends to be a lion and breaks into the pack of wolves?

"I'm not a pervert!" Gui retorted anxiously, and then frantically tried to remind Yinzi of him, "Have you forgotten? At the Harvest Festival 15 years ago, we met on the bank of the river where fireworks were brilliant."

"At that time, you said that you fell in love with me at first sight and that you would marry me in the future. You also asked me for an engagement gift. I said I didn't have that much money with me, but you said as much as you had, and you'll make up for the difference later."

"As a result, I haven't seen you since that day." Gui said with a look of deep love. "Have you moved? Why don't you leave a letter? I've been looking everywhere for these years!"

After hearing this, Yin Zi wanted to slap him in the face at the beginning, and thought to himself, who would marry you, a fool with no brains, but the more he heard it, the more he felt that this routine was so familiar?

She remembered that when she was reminded by Gui at the time, she remembered that when she was a child, she used to cheat innocent young people with their mouths in order to gain some snacks.

But she never expected that Yinshi would do the same thing as her!

If her behavior can only be regarded as a bluff by following the trend, then Yinshi's behavior is a fraud, right?She must have come out in women's clothes to cheat, right?

Yinzi could guess what was going on with the whole line, and it was probably Yinshi who was greedy for Jinpingtang, and couldn't squeeze out any money from Songyang, so he had to extend his magic palm to his little friend.

Gao Shan has been smart since he was a child, so he will definitely not be included in the target of fraud. Only Gui is a character who is easy to fool.

They were both in their teens at that time, when Yinzi and Yinshi should be the most alike, it is an age where gender cannot be distinguished, of course there is no sense of disobedience in dressing up as a woman.

Even if Gui is cheated like this, it can't be said that he is too lame. Who said that a little girl who looks like a brother can't have sex, right?

Ask why only once?It is estimated that Yinshi still wants to keep flowing.Yinzi guessed that something happened, either Songyang or Gaoshan was broken by one of them, and Yinshi could only regretfully cut off this already established source of income.

Speaking of which, Yinshi and Gui are also brothers and sisters who were arrested by Xixiang and entered the ladyboy shop as a guest dancer. Why didn't they touch him when he was wearing women's clothing and using a pseudonym——

After so many years, Yinshi has long since turned into a muscular old man with five big and three thick skins. Now he can feel anything but hot eyes when he is dressed as a woman.

So the one who took the blame for that incident became Yinzi, who, as a woman, perfectly fits the grown-up appearance in the fantasy of her dream lover when she was a child.

She, she wanted to fall into Toya Lake, and she was blamed for Yin Shi again in just such a short time of co-authoring?

Don't admit it, don't admit it if you beat her to death, why should she be held responsible if she didn't enjoy the benefits?Gui on her own side is still chasing after her to fulfill the promise she made when she was a child.

"Listen clearly, I don't ask papers, and I haven't received your betrothal gift. I want to ask for a wife and find the right person." Ha ha!If you find the right person, I'm afraid you won't agree.

"You changed your name? That's the only possibility. I won't recognize the wrong person." Gui decided, "Don't look at me like this. Since I was a child, I have good eyesight. I never miss when I play Lianliankan, and I even analyzed it specially to find you. A girl's appearance grows regularly."

As he spoke, he took out a photo from his pocket and put it in front of Yin Zi, "This is my computer-generated image of you when you grow up. It's exactly the same!"

"Ah! It's true." Yinzi glanced, who is it?

"No, even if you say that, then the things I confiscated are confiscated. If you don't believe me, you can ask Yinshi." In the end, she played her trump card, revealing her relationship with Yinshi. There should be no reason to entangle this guy, right?

"Let me tell you, my name is Sakata Ginko, and that paper—"

Before I finished talking here, Gui yelled in pain, "Am I a step too late? Are you married to Yinshi already?"

"Hey!!!!" Looking at her appearance, would most people think so? 90.00% Jiu will think they are brothers and sisters, okay?The other one percent is blind and brain-dead.Thinking of it this way, it doesn't seem wrong.

Yinzi also wanted to care about his IQ and explain it again, only to see that Gui had already recovered from the blow.

He raised his head, grabbed Yinzi's shoulder and looked directly at her, his eyes were determined, even excited, "You, don't worry, even if I'm Yinshi's wife, I won't give up, poaching my brother's corner or something I'm sorry, but, but—"

Seeing that he was so excited that his breath became short of breath, Yinzi got goosebumps, "Why are you sorry? I see you are very excited!"

"Let's go, we'll go find Yinshi right away." Gui took her to Wanshiwu, "tell him what it means to come first, first served."

As he said that, he turned around and showed a confident and unrestrained smile, "Don't worry, if he refuses, I'll let him take the gift money that he gave you at the beginning. Since you snatched someone else's wife, it's only natural to take on the debt."

"He can't come up with a penny, so he can only sign the divorce agreement honestly."

Yinzi's expression was numb. Thinking about it carefully, being a girl is still very good.At least Gui on his side is devoted to her, where he is blatantly thinking about NTR like this, and he doesn't feel embarrassed at all, not to mention that he is so excited that he is smoking.

In fact, it was not easy for Yinshi to hear it, and at this time she felt strangely sympathetic.

The guy dragged her along and babbled, in such a short distance of more than ten meters, he had already thought about the name of the eldest son in the future.

Fortunately, Elizabeth rushed up to stop him!

It was anxiously holding a writing board, which said that the action is imminent, so Gui should not be distracted.

Gui waved away the sign, "Heaven and Man's World Trade Center can be blown up at any time, and that thing can't run away with long legs. I'll take care of my wife's business first." To avoid long nights and dreams.

Elizabeth quit immediately. Dozens of people from Temiao were already on the spot. How much manpower and material resources were invested in this attack?Are you wasting your time just to pick up girls, pat their butts?What about playing?

It aimed at Gui's head with a writing board vertically and slashed wildly, thinking that it was because of the excess air bubbles squeezed out by the blood rush, Gui's mind was not so empty at last, and was dragged away half-dead by Elizabeth.

"Hey! Wait!" After pulling more than ten Migui and struggling to run back, he grabbed Yinzi's hand, "Don't go anywhere, just wait for me in Wanshiwu, you must wait! I will send you the rest of the dowry I’ve just saved up, and it’s several times more than what I said back then, definitely wait for me!”

After finishing speaking, he was pulled away again, and the voice echoed in the empty space of the whole street.

Yinzi lowered his head to ponder, and went back to ask Yinshi for a marriage certificate, and then leave when Gui came to the door. It is not difficult to cheat the bride price. (Hello!)

Strictly speaking, she was still a black householder. It wasn't just a year or two after the war. After a few years, the household registration system must have been perfected, and it would be difficult to fish in troubled waters.

It is unavoidable to ask someone for help, but the only public person I know is Zhensengumi, and just now she offended both of them with arrogance——

If you run back to ask for help now, you will be asked to physically bribe you, right?

Yinzi thought about returning home, since the three of them were not here at the moment, they probably went out to do odd jobs to earn food expenses.She searched everywhere, the family is so poor that they can't afford to support mice.

The rice tank is empty, the refrigerator is empty, and even the toothpaste is so flat that it looks like it has been suffocated countless times, and it is about to squeeze out the last drop of stock.

She sighed sadly, you said that people have become like this, and I can't be jealous at all, I really want to shake my hand and leave.

But the place doesn't just come and go as soon as she says it, otherwise the orangutan will get angry and have to fool around for a while.

Resigned to his fate, he went downstairs to the nearest department store and bought a lot of daily necessities in one go.Especially rice!

Considering Kagura's appetite, Yinzi asked the people in the supermarket to add another ten packs of rice. Fortunately, the daily necessities alone are not considered a big expense.

With the wallets of two tax thieves as confidence, it is actually easy to do a lot of money after buying it wildly.

Seeing that she bought so much, the supermarket said it could provide door-to-door delivery service. Of course Yinzi agreed, so she reported the address of Wanshiwu.

The expressions on the staff's faces can be described as shock, and they all murmured in disbelief that the impoverished master house had the confidence to buy so many things.

Yinzi blushed, "Yinshi, how indelible is your impoverished impression among neighbors?

After buying something, she wobbled home again, but when she opened the door, she saw a person getting into the TV box, and was about to put the hollowed out TV on her head——

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This is so embarrassing!

Unlike herself, Yinshi can escape here if the monk can't escape the temple. Changxiong is cruel to harass her, but when she can't catch anyone, there is always nothing to do.

But when he was young—he came home after a tiring day and had to experience the demolition of his only decent property. How severe a blow was this to a poor man?

Even so, Yinzi still wanted to choose to ignore it, not to say that she wouldn't dare to provoke the second one if she beat her to death.

But just because she doesn't look for trouble doesn't mean that trouble won't look for her.

As soon as the little ape saw a woman who opened the door, he exploded, threw away the TV and threw it at Kunai, "Where did the wild woman come from? How shameless to go to someone else's man's house alone? The world is so frivolous by you□□ corrupt fellow."

"What's your relationship with Yinsang and me? Tell me! Tell me! I know, I must have stumbled upon his heroic demeanor on the road and entangled him."

"Give up! Although Yinsang is gentle and kind, she is trembling in her bones. It is useless for you to post money-losing goods like this. Even if you give you a good face, it is just for fun. No matter how far you go, you will eventually come back. in my arms."

"Glamour—heroic? Gentle and gentle?" Yinzi's teeth ached at these two words, "We know the same person?"

She couldn't help but reflect, back then Changxiong was full of compliments, and she was quite proud of what she heard at the time, so is this how it looks in the eyes of a third person?

To be honest, Changxiong is more difficult to deal with. As a man, his oppression is stronger than that of Xiaoyuan, and there is no lower limit.But where there is a slight deficiency, the orangutan probably made up for the speed of the little ape.

Talking like a machine gun suddenly, without pause, Changxiong does not speak at such a speed.

Yinzi's brain hurts from being read, and he thought that the little ape here has already fallen in love with Yinshi, so if he teaches him a little lesson, he won't be able to entangle himself in a fright, right?

So she goes in, closes the door, and throws the belt on the floor that she threw on the sofa when she picked up the silver—

With a sound of 'pa', another trembling M's understanding voice sounded, and the little ape shuddered all over. Facing those red eyes, his whole body became hot for no reason.

This morning, the bankers took over the job of looking for the lost kitten for the rich man, but the cat was found, and the people got involved in the fight between the gangsters, so that the cat fell into the river and almost drowned half dead.

Let alone wages, how expensive is that cat breed?It doesn't matter if they want compensation.

The three came back complaining to each other, thinking of the empty rice vat, suddenly felt that life was meaningless.

As a result, when I opened the door, I saw a scene that was even more suspicious of life——

I saw that the little ape was tied up and hung on the beam of the house, and underneath was Yin Zi holding a belt and waving vigorously.Seeing them come back, the whole room felt like the pause button was suddenly pressed!

Yinzi put down the belt in embarrassment, and then heard the little ape above stop doing it, "Go on, go on! What are these pathetic DTs doing? I don't care, I want more!"

Yinshi is quite experienced in dealing with sluts, he stepped forward to untie the rope, hugged the little ape, and heard this guy chatter in his arms, "Will Yinsang join too? Yes, yes! You two together Above all, don't underestimate Dou M's tolerance, come if you have any means, don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower."

"Hi, hi! Hello Jiaohua." Yinshi carried the man to the balcony, swung him twice and threw him directly into the river more than ten meters away——

"Goodbye, Jiaohua!"

Turning their heads, the three of them looked at Yinzi with the eyes of looking at human waste.

Kagura: "Bah! Garbage."

Shinpachi: "Bah! Abnormal."

Yin Shi: "Bah! If you don't do it off-the-shelf, go for a woman."

"Huh?" Kagura and Shinpachi looked back at him.

Just when I was worrying about how to speak properly, the doorbell rang, and when it opened, there was a department store dragging a lot of food for people to sign for.

The service of this store is really good, and they moved directly to the door on the second floor.

The three of them were overwhelmed by the abundance of supplies, their eyes lit up, and they rubbed their hands together in excitement.

Yinzi came out and said to the delivery man, "I'm sorry, although I'm embarrassed to say that, but can I return it? Some people don't want to touch the garbage and perverted things. In order to improve their integrity, I think it's better—"

"Stop it, Father Yinzi!" Yinzi lowered his head, and there were already three leg pendants on his thighs.

The three of them expressed their ignorance and remorse with snot and tears, played the sympathy card for children who have not had enough to eat for a long time, and then put the incompetent silver hair out for a while, pressed his head to apologize, and pointed out God swears that she will be the boss of Master House in the future, and also said that you just had fun?If you don't have fun, go immediately to fish out the slut in the moat and continue playing.

In short, the ugliness of bending one's waist for three buckets of rice is vividly displayed by these guys.

The delivery man followed Yin Zi to watch the show for a long time before raising his hand tremblingly, "Well, if there is no quality problem with daily necessities, we will not return or exchange them. And this lady has already paid the full amount."

This is like a reassurance that calms people down.

After receiving the goods, cook on fire, because the ingredients are sufficient, but it is necessary to clean up the meal. Shinpachi will be in charge of the cooking. His cooking skills will only be better than Yinzi, and Yinzi is very satisfied.

The incident this time also let them see Yinzi's ability to make money. They were still taken away by the police in the morning, and they had to come back at noon. Not to mention, they also solved the living supplies for the next month in one fell swoop.

Compared with Yinshi, one is in the sky and the other is in the ground. Now they finally believe that it is not just luck that they can get a huge sum of one billion.

After dinner, he drove the two little ghosts to wash the dishes. When Yin Zi caught Yin, he told him about being blamed for him in front of Gui today.

She pinched the flesh on Yinshi's face, "Shameless, really shameless, the orangutan called me the most shameless of all Ah Yin because I fell asleep, he should come and see you."

Yinshi was ashamed to be exposed to the events hundreds of years ago. This matter had already been buried under the ground with Songyang's death. No one knew except him, and he had almost forgotten it. Who knew Yinzi's The appearance made Gui see the light, and this kind of scandal just came to light again.

He waved his hand embarrassingly, "No, I was not sensible when I was young—" Then he realized something——

"Did you put the short cedar to sleep???" He jumped up from the sofa when he said this, his voice was so high that it almost pierced the ceiling.

Kagura and Shinpachi were frightened by the movement and rushed out of the kitchen, and were driven back with a wave of hands comforted by Ginko.

Now the shameless person has become her, and Yinzi wants to bite off her tongue. Can you speak up about Sleeping Brother casually?Because Yin Shi was himself, he got carried away.

But if you think about it carefully, although they often engage in some specious surroundings for the sake of popularity, and manipulate a lot of CP fans, in fact, all of them are just to show their faces and seek glory. In fact, they are all straight straight men who can no longer be straight. ah.

For example, Yinshi and Duochuanjun, who have been the most lively people who have been fired all the time, if they really let them kiss, they will probably throw up on the spot, right?

As soon as she came up, she revealed such an incredible thing, and Yinshi's sense of substitution for her——

Yin Zi trembled, knowing that she seemed to have gotten into trouble, she saw Yin Shi glaring at her for a long while and then fell back to the sofa exhausted.

Then he curled himself up into a ball, patted his thigh and cried, "What the hell did I do? You have to know this kind of thunderbolt from the blue sky, sleeping on a dwarf fir? Are you a human?"

"How do you tell me to face Aoshan in the future? Why didn't Songyang break your leg? So what if you spend money to go whoring? Oh, you have no money, you only made your fortune after doing odd jobs—"

Yin Shi paused for a moment, and then cried even worse, "You can't force [beep] Aoshan without money!"

Yinshi tilted his head guiltily, Yinshi's tears had already started to flow like a faucet, this is not an exaggeration, you know Two-dimensional, who is really the faucet.

"I'm just saying that so it's true? Hey, don't evade, tell me if you really used force?" Fu patted his thigh again, "What the hell are you doing? It's fine if I lose hundreds of times , can't you beat a bitch?"

"No! He's happy, what man would refuse such a good thing?" Yin Shi raised his head suddenly, "I see, there must be something bombing in it! Come, come, tell me what happened the first time."

Yinzi looked at him with contempt, "I said it's no problem, can you put down the tissue, and don't take off your pants too quickly?"

Yin Shi shyly put the tissue back, and rubbed his hands in embarrassment, "Get used to the action, get used to the action, you continue, don't change the topic, I must figure it out."

Then since it was said that Yinzi was opened, there was nothing to be twitchy, so it was a test of thick-skinnedness, so after explaining this again, Yinzi spurted a mouthful of old blood from his mouth with two nosebleeds.

He heard it both vigorously and disgustingly, and in the end it converged into a hatred of mental retardation, and a chestnut knocked on Yinzi's head——

"How can you be such an idiot? You don't think the short cedar is innocent in the whole thing, do you?"

Yinzi rubbed his head in embarrassment, and said, "I'm sorry for him. Although that guy is stubborn and extreme, he will go crazy when he hears the slightest sign of trouble. After a few hundred rounds, he really considers himself a legal husband. He often messes with him." It makes people unable to come to the stage, and they are still a young master, and when they do things, they dislike things."

"But that, that, and that posture obediently let me try it. It's not bad to do this. Besides, it's my first mistake, so I should be more tolerant."

This time, Yin Shi's blood couldn't come out, and he coughed directly in his throat. It took him a long time to catch his breath, and he said something faintly to this idiot——

"I tell you responsibly from the standpoint of a man, you were definitely fascinated/raped by that sinister dwarf at that time."

The author has something to say: Aishan: I feel that the vest is cold, and the old bottom buried in the ground is lifted out.

Yinshi: Don't worry, I am too. Who would have thought that something that happened more than ten years ago would be uncovered?You have only a few years of history, so fresh.

Dwarf Cedar: ...

Silently pull out the long knife! ! !

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