If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

Shinpachi poured a cup of hot tea and put it on the coffee table in front of Yinzi, the man sat there with a bold sword, and looked around the whole Wanshiwu with his eyes without hesitation.

"Tsk tsk!" She despised "This outdated decoration, shabby equipment, walls that are about to peel off, and furniture picked up from the garbage disposal station, since I am the head of a company, I should try to look like a human being, myself! This can't even compare to the lineup that Kamui's brat is playing tricks on, right?"

"Let's not talk about how Shenwei opened the Wanshiwu. That guy just messed with OPED. I didn't expect to hide such ambitions. I want to turn this place into a modern high-end office, but where does the money come from?" Picking his nostrils, he flicked to the side casually, "It's not like you didn't know the situation at the beginning. When the team broke up, the others still had some wealth. Yinsang, I left the house without leaving the house."

"It's not easy to get to where you are now. Everyone has a hard time. To be honest, I also sympathize with you being sent to do odd jobs everywhere, but why don't you reflect on how shameful it is to be robbed of the protagonist's position by the Shinsengumi orangutans? one thing?"

"Okay, we're in the same boat now, don't look down on anyone. My life is tight here, and you can't even live a tight life."

Yinzi smiled coldly, knowing that this guy wanted to take away her shabby affairs, she slowly picked up the tea on the table, took a sip, and then spat it out in disgust.

"Where did you pick up the tea foam?" Yinzi wiped his mouth, "Even if Ah Yin is not an outsider and I don't need to be polite, I can't fool people with these things that can't be eaten, right?"

"Hey, hey! It's over! Which of us doesn't know who? Even if you go out and do a part-time job, the employer has to cover food and housing, but who would entertain you so generously regardless of the cost?" Yin Shi accused her of waste, "I'm used to it." Dear you, let me drink every drop of the good tea."

"That depends on who the employers are. Unlike you, a guy who is unreliable in everything and finds getting in the way of doing chores, your business is bleak. Ah Yin, my employers are all well-known figures." Yin Zi sighed Tone: "Actually, I don't want to be so particular. After all, everyone has come here through hard work. It seems hypocritical, right? You can try gargling with shark's fin all day long, applying bird's nest to your face, and making pudding in the back garden if you have nothing to do. Who cares?" If you suddenly drink this kind of pot-washing water on your body, there must be a gap, right?"

"Pudin Mountain?" Yin Shi suddenly raised his head, his voice changed.He didn't have any idea about the first two items, but Pudding Mountain was his ultimate dream that he had been unable to achieve for many years.

"You, have you already done it?" He leaned over and grabbed Yinzi's shoulder and looked left and right, as if to see a decisive difference in the whole person.

"Where did you catch the bully? Could it be that you threatened with violence? To be honest, if you do something wrong and turn yourself in as soon as possible, I can help you plead for mercy. But first tell me about Pudding Mountain in detail! "

grass!I envy my dead father!At this moment, Yinshi's heart is on the verge of danger, and he is already thinking about whether it is worthwhile to spend a few years in prison for his dream.

Yin Zi twisted his fingers off his shoulder one by one, and patted him!The look of not being with the poor.

"Violence? Ahhh! Of course, if you're as honorable as you are, if you don't resort to violence, your dream will never come true, but Ah Yin, I don't even want to do it."

"Thinking about it carefully, Pudding Mountain just looks like a bluff. In fact, the taste is similar, and there is a feeling that there is no way to eat it. Moreover, even if it is Ah Yin, I will inevitably get bored with the single type of dessert. Instead, it is better to let the chef Free play, a steady stream of desserts are presented one after another, that is what the real sugar lovers should enjoy."

"Tsk tsk! It's just because I was ignorant before. The goal I set was still too shabby. Looking back, it's nothing more than that. But you——" Yinzi glanced back at Yinshi, with the tails of his eyes raised, with an air of superiority." It’s still too early for you to reach my level of consciousness.”

"After all, no matter how shabby a dream is, you have to realize it first, and then look back and despise it, right? Come on!"

"Hey!!! Come and see the bragging!" Yin Shi shouted loudly, "I thought my potential had been tapped almost, but I didn't expect it to be so secret. Such a big gold mine?"

"In the past two days, Kabukicho is going to hold a bragging contest, which requires unrestrained imagination and tight logic. Before, I thought the rules were provocative, so it seems that you have a great chance of winning? How about it? Do you want to participate? Bonuses But two bags of rice."

"I know you haven't seen much of the world while you're stuck here. It's natural to see that there is a gap between Ah Yin and my return home. I understand, understand!" Yin Zi waved his hand, as if he didn't care about the pathetic self-hypnotized guy.

Yinshi suddenly became angry, "Then you are talking about who is so generous? Don't say Yinsang, I didn't give you a chance, you can't justify yourself, but you will lose face at that time."

"Then there's nothing you can't say, it's just a little bit of food, you hide it and hide it for fear that others will know that you have become rich overnight, and there are people everywhere to press for debts and borrow money. In the eyes of others, it's just a poor house wine. .”

Immediately, Yinzi casually mentioned the names of the two rich men. In fact, she spent all kinds of extravagant spending in these two families, but she has a face, even if she deletes or deletes the facts, she will have enough momentum, right? ?

"They?" Yinshi raised his eyebrows suspiciously, "A Tubo's family is well-known in Two-dimensional for being stupid and rich. It makes sense for you to take advantage of it, but what is the reason for beating up the enemy? Can you bear it?" You little girl is taking advantage? You haven't been betrayed, have you?"

"That's because you are stupid. Since people pay attention to bloodlines, won't everything come to fruition if you let the old thief change the settings?" Yin Zi sighed as he said, "We still suffer from the truth in our hearts, if we just stay there like this, later I have my share in the division of the family property for several years."

As if bragging about her own character, she didn't mention that she was scared to death by a control freak. When she saw Yin, she was still half-believing, she silently stretched out her bracelet and touched it twice, "It's not like now, leaving only a billion-dollar bracelet Make a thought!"

"A billion?"

"A billion?"

"A billion?"

The three of them screamed at the same time, and they were about to touch each other, but Yin Zi slapped them away.

Yinshi changed his face and put on another flattering face, "So what? You can ask for me, do you still recognize your son?"

"Since your bloodline has been changed to be recognized by their family, then Yinsang and I can definitely do it, right?"

"Don't worry, we don't want to be greedy. We don't want to divide the family property. We don't want real estate or land. How about just picking up two pieces of jewelry from my mother's jewelry cabinet?"

"Speaking of which, how are our parents, grandpa, grandpa, and big brothers?"

Yinzi twitched the corners of his mouth. Although he was happy that this guy took the bait, it was thought-provoking to feel the shamelessness of his other self up close.

"It's already called?" But people still want to tease, Yinzi is proud, "But it's a pity, the moment you confirmed your employment, the door to the dimension has been closed to you, thinking of other places to make extra money? Is it difficult?" Slightly, let’s manage your little mess house well.”

Yinshi was awakened by Yinzi's setting, and suddenly felt that he had lost hundreds of millions. He became irritable, and now he wanted to go to the orangutan for a theory.

What breaks employment?It's better to earn extra money by playing tricks. The protagonist sounds loud, but every day tens of millions of people watch him eat egg bibimbap. The miserable scene is even more inhumane than public execution.

Yinshi believes that the orangutan must be partial to his daughter, so he tricks him into working so that he can give Yinzi all the hidden benefits.

The orangutan who was complained by both his son and daughter that he was not human "..."

Here he paid homage to the hundreds of millions he had lost, while Kagura and Shinpachi had completely fallen under the lap of local tyrants.

Shinpachi took the tea on the table and poured it into the trash can, "Where did this thing come from? How dare a mere pot-washer dare to appear in front of Yinzi-san, do you have the consciousness to be a pot-washer? Just like someone Same."

As he spoke, Siyan Boy glanced at Yinshi, and then looked back at Yinzi with a smile on his face again, "Wait a minute, I'll open a box of strawberry milk for you right away."

"Hello!" Yin Shi immediately came back to his senses when he heard this keyword. No matter how much you think about a few hundred million or something, it's nothing. The strawberry milk in the refrigerator is something you can really enjoy after taking a bath tonight.

"Stop it, didn't you agree not to move my milk? Kagura, do you still want to be jealous of kelp? And Shinpachi, do you dare to meet your pen pal alone without Yinsang?"

"Hehe! It's just vinegar kelp, how can such a shabby snack be worthy of my queen's feeding." Kagura slapped the table and stood up, looking down at Gintoki, "I just heard what my father said, and this queen knew that I was spoiled by you." No matter how badly Chai is delayed, the appetite can be as big as the heart, and from now on I will overthrow the previous goal."

"No, no, your appetite is already big, bigger than your heart, and if you expand the entire planet, you will fall into a resource crisis." Yinshi waved his hand and retorted.

"Father?" Yin Zi was puzzled.

The two spoke at the same time, and Kagura chose to answer Yinzi without hesitation, "Of course it's you, Daddy Yinzi!"

She smiled brightly, her blue eyes narrowed into slits, "It's just vinegar kelp or something, you'll buy it for me, right?"

"Hehe! Seeing a pen pal or something." Before the topic here was over, Shinpachi interjected, "You say the person sitting next to me is an obscene/repetitive molester or a beautiful girl sister, which one is more reassuring."

"And!" Shinpachi spit in Gintoki's direction, turned his head and threw himself on Ginko's knee flatteringly, "You will be responsible for the date's bill, right? Dad! I don't ask much, just a decent coffee shop It’s just a restaurant. Don’t let me entertain netizens in a 100 yuan teahouse, I’ll be dumped, I’ll definitely be dumped!”

Speaking of the last Shinpachi cried!

When Yin Zi looked at Yin with contempt, how did this force the children?

Yin Shi blushed, and immediately recalled this guy's sinister intentions, she wanted to squeeze herself into a corner as soon as she came up.How can I make her wish come true?

"Don't be fooled by this guy, even though she has a huge sum of money, ten, ten, billion!" After saying the number with difficulty, Yinshi eased the soaring feeling of jealousy, and then said, "But you can think clearly Well, it must not be something that can be easily dismantled into parts if it has been preserved until now."

"No matter how much money you have, if you can't spend a penny, is it still money? This guy is alone now, and he is probably worse than Yinsang. I can still take out three hundred yuan immediately."

The two little ghosts thought it was the same, no matter how much money it can't be used, what's the point, so they all looked at Yinzi and decided to put the situation into practice before choosing to stand in line.

Yin Zi twitched the corner of his mouth, two realistic brats!But the situation couldn't help her.

"Hey, hey! I can get a billion from other people, let alone the scattered amount. It's just money. If you show off a little bit, don't the cute men line up and send it up?"

The hateful thing is that my set of planetary gems was stolen by Qi Ya, the kid who killed a thousand knives, I couldn't find the silver at the time, and when I recall something wrong, it has been separated by a dimension.

Otherwise, that set of things was used to dismantle and subsidize the usual expenses, how could it be so difficult to use it?

"She just said 'pit', right?" Shinpachi said silently, "It means that the money you talk to after following her may come from unknown sources, what should I do?"

Yinshi nodded, relieved that the two brats were still sensible, and then Kagura said, "We're still young, so we don't know anything!"

"I don't know that the pocket money given by the parents was earned by illegal means. Is there something wrong with that?" She acted like she was wronged and pitiful, and others would choose to forgive when they saw it. "We don't want it either!"

"Yes! We're still young, so we know nothing!" Shinpachi nodded firmly.

Silver, when silver "..."

It seems that what should I do to drive these two little ghosts away?Is it stupid to ask for their support after all?

However, after the matter was settled, it was still effective. Three against one, Yinshi was squeezed to the bottom of the house of masters.He doesn't dislike money. Isn't it too much to establish a high-level status in this way?

And that guy directly stated that he came here for no other reason than to show how dispensable he is.The future is long, and one has to torture both mentally and physically to be satisfied.

Such a targeted behavior made Yinshi believe that he was taking the blame for the orangutan.

The orangutan who has been credited again "..."

I've been arguing about this all morning, but I still have to eat breakfast, and it's also counted as welcoming Yinzi's arrival. Yinshi rummaged through the house's dime notes and cash, and asked the two little devils to go out and buy some delicious food. .

The two were still very happy about the breakfast that was free from egg bibimbap. They cheered and took the money before running away.

Seeing them walking away, Yinshi couldn't wait to pull Yinzi closer to the room, "There is still an order this morning, and it won't take too long. The two little ghosts probably won't be back for a while, so let's hurry up."

"What time?" Yinzi himself was a little confused by his impatience.

Only then did he ask, and then the guy stretched out a pair of thieves' hands towards him, and took off the straps in two or three strokes, half of his clothes were taken off after he thought about it.

Yinzi was about to explode, and he grabbed the bastard Yinshi's hair and curled his head, "Oh my! There are tens of thousands of scumbags in this world, but I really learned a lot today."

"You f*cked up your own mind!" Then he pulled the silver-haired head closer to him with all his strength, "Look at it! Look at it clearly, this is you, another you, you can't do this? "

"Anyway, it's me, let my buddy come and have a good time first!" Yin Shi was scratched until his scalp hurt, and he still licked his face and said, "Look at who we are with? Anyone in the world can bear the burden and we can do it too." Don’t you have to? How much difference does it make if you masturbate for yourself?”

This logic was too shameless and rigorous, and Yinzi couldn't refute it for a while.

She was still too naive, thinking that she had more time to travel around than money, and she had to be superior in all aspects of quality.Did not expect ah did not expect.

At this moment, Yinzi admitted that there is still a certain gap between men and women!

But the situation couldn't tolerate the slightest omission, she just lost her mind for a moment, and Yinshi put her hand into her clothes.

"Ah~ that's amazing, it must have at least a D, right?"

The soft and plump touch makes Yinshi's nosebleed almost come out, because it is his own body, even if the gender is different, the characteristics and sensitive points are probably similar.

No one knew better than him which places would make him more happy. Yinshi touched all the way down, and his wide and rough palms followed the most terrible places, which made Yinzi almost overwhelmed on the spot.

Thinking about the fact that he hasn't had meat for more than a year, and his opponent is still Yinshi who knows every inch of him like the palm of his hand, Yinzi's heart is about to hang up today, and as expected, he rubbed it all the way, and he was about to react.

The two kinds of thinking saw each other in his mind, thinking that it was indeed as Yin Shi said, it would be okay to have a few fights with him?Think of it as Ziwei.

But on the other side, he slapped himself wildly, he slept with himself, it would be an anecdote in the whole Two-dimensional, and if it was hung up, everyone would have to come and see their pair.

The last time I heard that I slept with my own brain hole, was it a time and space reincarnation movie in [BEEP] country?

Her mind is full of random thoughts, which is actually evidence that her body has been controlled, and she is the only one who can win her.

Yinshi propped her up against the wall, separated her legs and hooked her waist, slightly unzipped the zipper of the black jacket, and the plump breasts jumped out impatiently. Yinshi grabbed one with one hand, and the other One came forward and took a bite.

"Ha~" This sudden stimulation brought back Yin Zi's distraction—Nima, it's already reached this point, and the action is fast enough.

Yinzi's body has been softened by him at this moment, and his hands are still grabbing his hair and pushing him weakly.

Yinshi let go of her chest in dissatisfaction and let her mouth out, raised her head to cover her mouth in a comforting manner, and the vacant big breast was taken over by the other palm, which can be said to be tightly controlled.

Yinshi's kiss was different from anyone else before, those guys were young, gentle, violent, or highly skilled, but there was no one like Yinshi who could blend in harmoniously as soon as he penetrated.

Don't mention the whore, in fact, they have been hooked up for so many years, and that guy has always been controlled by Yin Zi in this matter, and he wants to fight back when there is a slight gap, as if he wants to eat people.

wrong!What a shame!Now I am about to be fucked by myself!How about meeting him head-on?Although not in this sense.

This guy is serious, Yinzi doesn't know how he can think about himself without hindrance, but it's definitely not a joke when it comes to this point.

Yinzi wondered if there was something he didn't know, but the orangutan didn't tell himself, after all, he still didn't believe that Yinzi was much more open-minded than her when she was enlightened.

Feeling that the guy stretched his hand into the skirt and was about to go down, Yinzi hurriedly gathered a force and hammered him to the ground.

I am in a mess now, with this guy's saliva hanging from the corners of my mouth and chest, and my clothes have been taken off for a long time, so I tidy myself up, and I can't feel angry when I wipe the sticky saliva on my chest Stepping on Yinshi's head——

"Hey~, you want to go to heaven, right? You're a solitary diao fan who dares to do it right away, right? There are so many men waiting for my mother to be lucky, why should I have to sleep with you, a sloppy dead good-for-nothing? "

"Don't, don't say that!" Yinshi's thought of taking advantage of Yinzi's confusion was interrupted, knowing that he should be cleaned up when he recovered, so he said awkwardly, "Aren't you comfortable too?"

"Look, who else knows your body better than me? Just take it as a big health care?"

"Bah! Did I take advantage of co-authoring?" Yinzi spat into his face, "I don't really mind whoever it is, but I just won't allow you to take advantage!"

"Why? Why are you taking advantage of other stinky men for nothing?" Yinshi was dissatisfied with this theory, "I don't care, your posture is also here to amuse me. No matter how good-tempered Yinsang is, I can't lie down You bully, you have to give some benefits."

"You're not done yet!" Yinzi was about to hit him when he heard the sound of the door opening from outside.

It is estimated that the two little ghosts came back, so this matter will come to an end first, Yinzi visibly fisted at Yinshi in a warning, opened the bedroom door and went out first——

It turned out that there were not only the two little ghosts who came back at the door, but also a team of Zhensengumi members behind them.

Especially Duo Chuan-kun, that squinting figure smoking a cigarette and escorting the two little devils back, is really not the protagonist but is better than the protagonist.

When Yin Shi, who came out in the last step, saw him, he became angry, "What's the situation? It's not counted as avenging private revenge and spreading rumors everywhere? Now you start breaking into houses? Hey, hey! Is the purpose of you being a policeman just to surround the vagrants all day long? Think Think about your entry oath, Duo Chuan-kun."

Unexpectedly, Mr. Duo Chuan, who usually hates Maimang with a needle tip, doesn't pay attention to him. Instead, he stares at Yin Zi for a moment, and doesn't even notice when the cigarette in his mouth falls to the ground.

When Yinshi saw his bear look, he completely faced the fact that Yinzi claimed to be very popular. He is often a gentleman, and he is usually a decent person. It was Yinshi who had no conscience and could not say that he was a womanizer. In other words, raiding other people's sensual places is completely disregarding the crying and sex of the big sisters.

How many Huaichun girls' hearts have been broken by a harsh face?Ah and of course the obsession with mayonnaise.

But Yinzi can even chew off such a hard bone—no, she hasn't chewed it at all, but when people see her, they turn into a dog with a tongue sticking out.

Did this Nima take the script of Super Mario Sue?No wonder he couldn't hold back when he saw it. How many tricks did the orangutan open to subsidize his daughter?

Just as he was making excuses for his beastly behavior just now, Earth Fang came to his senses.

He pushed away the two brats in front of him, and while walking inside, he came to "Received a report from the citizens, you are abducting and harboring ignorant girls here."

Yin Shi was about to tell him, "Report me, isn't it just to plant him on him for the performance at the end of the month?" when he saw that guy was about to walk out holding Yin Zi's hand without even looking at him.

"Wait! What are you doing?" Yinshi called, didn't he mean abduction?What's the matter, it's also aimed at him. What's the situation when you drag the girl and run away?What is the law enforcement process like?

Even if Yinshi saw that Duo Chuan Jun was stupid, he didn't expect his behavior to be so disordered.

Of course, Yinzi is even more confused. She has a handful of mayonnaise in her place, yes, but this hatred will not extend to the parallel world, right?

At this time, I heard Hijikata Yongqiang's cold and calm voice say, "I will save the ignorant girl."

After speaking, with a tinge of pink wrapped around her ear, while everyone including Yin Zi was stunned, she led him away!

The author has something to say: Mr. Duochuan, are you going to hang yourself on this crooked neck tree?

And back to Gintama, Marysu mode is turned on again, Hokage can suffocate me to death, of course I want to be a female ticket, but I have to be logical, right?

And the good card at the beginning of the new article, I coded it several times and deleted it if I was not satisfied.

Thank you for studying hard, Shuigong Fuxue, Xiaolongbao with noodle stuffing, 婠怪洛, Lin’s reward, mua! ! !