Joker Xue

People are least lovable when they are sober.

Xue Zhiqian looked at Lu Su who had a face of bitterness and hatred in front of him, pretending to be nonchalant, and wrote down this sentence in his mobile phone as a lyrics.

"Hey! You don't need to be so overreacted, you've been living in a house for the past few days!"

"Where is the reaction? I was like this!"

"Who said that? You clearly smile at them, why is it like this when you come to me?"

Inexplicable, really drunk... I admit, I am very grateful to him for taking care of me these few days, but I really can't understand his erratic character.

I squinted at him, "What's the matter? The contract says to keep your face with the outside world, but it didn't say that I would greet you with a smile in private!"

"Can……"

"But what's the matter! Let me tell you, I'm unhappy these days, don't mess with me!"

Uh...I admit, I'm not gentle...especially after being dumped...

"Yo! Susu's temper is still so big!" The two of us turned our heads, and Wu Yiwan, who was full of smiles, walked over.

"Ah... She is so much younger than me, I let her!" Xue Zhiqian said, rubbing my hair vigorously.

I... want to punch him so badly, but I still have to keep smiling.

"Do you two want to be this sweet?"

Wu Yiwan was very polite, but Xue Zhiqian's face was a little red.

"Recently, the news about you two has been very hot, and it's Lu Su's first time recording a show, so there are a lot of people following her!"

"Director, don't worry, we will perform well!"

"You're fine, I'm mainly worried about Lu Su." Wu Yiwan said as she glanced at me like a big sister next door. "Don't be nervous, just relax."

My God, why do I think she is really friendly this time?That's right, anyway, she has already won, so maybe she doesn't bother to run on me at all.

When recording, first set up a tent.

Listening to the hypocritical and humorous of the celebrity couple next to them, chatting and dating.

On our side, I bowed my head and listened to the instructions like a student, while Xue Zhiqian worked hard, and occasionally made a joke to the camera.The eldest brother who took pictures of Xue Zhiqian followed her back and forth, very busy.And the elder brother in front of me didn't move much from the beginning to the end, and his legs were sore from standing, so he could only lift his feet carefully.

Then, when recording, it was a torment.

Looking at each other, the room is full of camera seats... It's hard for them to be a star... When I think that my appearance will be broadcast by them in all directions, I feel like I am tied with a rope.I dare not move.

Xue Zhiqian is the same, I now doubt whether his title of variety show cafe was bought with money~~ He didn’t even dare to look at me in the whole process...Of course, I didn’t dare...

The two of them sat in the tent, one at the other, feeling so embarrassed to death.

And then their other groups called out one by one... I can guess that the buddies who were freezing outside and taking pictures of us probably had green faces.

Then, the program team brought some food, which means let's chat while eating.

no use...

They ordered us to sit closer together.

But although we are close, we can always keep a little distance, and it will be even more embarrassing when we accidentally bump into each other...

In the end, it was midnight, people were exhausted, and people outside were sitting and falling asleep.

A worker comes in.

"The director said that's it for today, and I'll make up the part of you two another day. You two rest here for a while, we go to pack up, and someone will call you when we leave."

As soon as the staff left, I immediately changed my posture and sat with my arms around my knees. My front legs were folded together and it was numb from the pressure.

Xue Zhiqian's head drooped, looking hopeless.

"Hey! What are you doing? We are recording a program, okay? You must look a little bit!"

"You still talk about me! Don't you call yourself a variety show guy? You stand there like a log, and you have the nerve to talk about me!"

"I'm sticking like a log again. I also said a few words. Thinking about it, you are fine, um! Ah! Uh! Would you order anything else? Ah, if it were you, you and someone else When chatting, people will only reply to you, um, ah, uh, can you pick it up!"

At first I couldn't think of anything to say to him, but after thinking about what he said, something seemed wrong.As a result, he was already laughing...

I couldn't help but smile on my still stiff face.

"Mother, I saw you smile! Do you know that your face has been ashen for the past few days, as if you are about to go to the front line!"

"Is it that exaggerated? I just don't have any expression!"

"Exaggeration? Hahahaha... I laughed so hard! You looked like you were skiing today, you're going to eat people!"

When I thought about skiing today, I actually didn't beat him, and I was still not very happy.So I turned my head, "Cut! How could I have it? Didn't I take it seriously at all!"

Xue Zhiqian couldn't help laughing when he saw Lu Su's arrogant face.As a result, he just smiled, and when he looked up, he saw that a camera was still on. He reacted quickly, and then pretended to turn around casually, and saw that the machine next to him was also on.

He thought about it.Then he touched Lu Su lightly.

"Hey! Angry!"

"Who is angry? Why should I be angry with you?"

"Oh, didn't you just fall~~ Who told you to compare with me? I'm the little prince of skiing and I know it!" Xue Zhiqian's humble appearance is really nothing.

"Hey, you're still in a good mood! I told you that I just let you in and didn't want to embarrass you in front of the audience, do you know that?" I said, pointing my finger at Xue Zhiqian, looking like a man from the Northeast look.

But Xue Zhiqian didn't speak, and while smiling strangely, he grabbed my outstretched hand with his hand and held it in his palm.

I... really... This guy is crazy again!It's really a dog who can't change eating shit, Xue Zhiqian will inevitably suffer from mental illness!

"What are you doing! Go away!" I looked disgusted, but he hugged me all of a sudden.I was still struggling, but his hands were already locked behind my back.

Just when I was about to call for someone, his voice suddenly came to my ears: "The machine is not turned off, and it is still shooting."

Hearing these seven words, I immediately returned to the state of being tied up.Immediately, he didn't dare to move, and he didn't even dare to look up.

I could feel Xue Zhiqian's face pressing against my neck, but he clicked until he touched it, and he would take it away every time he touched it, very polite.After a few moments, he pushed me to the corner of the tent, and then leaned on me like he did during the day.

But my first reaction was to refuse. To be honest, I was really afraid that he would make a fake show.

"What are you doing? What if they see you?" I tried to stand up and refuse.

"It's okay, this is a blind spot." He held me down again.Then he rubbed his face against mine and whispered, "I won't touch you."

Then, it was his face rubbing against my face and neck, but it just stopped.Later, he pursed his lips and swayed on my face, and I stared at him. This scene was so embarrassing.

He whispered in my ear again, "Close your eyes."

Then I closed my eyes.

I can still feel him swaying in my face, occasionally bumping my nose or something.

Later, maybe because I was too tired today, or because he was shaking for too long, I fell asleep in a daze.

When I woke up again, I could hear the sound of collecting things in my ears.Xue Zhiqian is talking with Wu Yiwan next to him.In a daze, I heard him say: "Go to sleep. It will take a while."

I agreed with my mouth, and then lay down and pretended to sleep.In fact, she just didn't want to see Wu Yiwan's face.But I didn't expect to pretend to be pretending to fall asleep again.I vaguely remember waking up a few times like Xue Zhiqian was carrying me behind my back.But, I was really sleepy, and I felt that he was quite serious that night, and considering that I was like that when I was not clear-headed, he didn't take advantage of me, so that's it.

Reality shows? Although there is a lot of moisture, as a mature team, we still have to be responsible to the audience.

They also taped the part where we go back to the hotel, and then when we got up in the morning, the camera came straight in.

At that time, I was brushing my teeth and Joker Xue was putting on makeup, so he opened the door.

Actually, I really shouldn't have said that about him yesterday.He is really a variety show guy.It’s just that when he sees the camera, he looks like the first person to pick up a customer, full of energy, full of flamboyance... Damn, what kind of word is this~~

"Stop, stop, let's shoot here, don't let her see it. Hello everyone, I am Lao Xue, Xue Zhiqian. That's right, it is me, the original singer Xue Zhiqian who combines wisdom, beauty, and talent. Before everyone sees I must have seen all the shows, my girlfriend is a little camera dizzy, she can't move when she sees the camera~~Of course, this is also my fault, my family is not strict~~Just kidding~~"

Listening to his non-stop talking outside, I packed up and went out.

As a result, he was stupid again when he saw the camera.

"You pack it up..." Xue Zhiqian was also a little surprised to see me coming.

"Ah."

"I was afraid that you'd get camera dizzy... Then, here you go, let's say hello to the audience."

"Ah..." I looked very dull, and couldn't think of what to say for a while, so I waved my hands and stood there, and then forced a smile.

Xue Zhiqian looked amused, but still held back.

"Oh, don't just say hello, just say a few words~~" That exaggerated expression looked like a mother.

"Uh..." It's really a bit embarrassing, I always feel that saying hello is too broken, but I can't think of what to say, and I am frozen there again.

Then another few seconds of embarrassment.

Then, suddenly, Xue Zhiqian couldn't control it, and burst into laughter.

"Look, if I say it, you will say um, uh, if you still don't believe it, you started it early in the morning!"

Hearing this, my face turned red all of a sudden, and I couldn't hang on anymore.Everyone around started laughing.And also in front of the camera, I feel really ashamed...

I was so angry that I turned my head and left. When passing by the sofa, I picked up a pillow and threw it at Xue Zhiqian~

Xue Zhiqian said with a smile: "Yes, this domestic violence, don't broadcast it, it will have a bad influence..."

Then there is the recording of personal interviews, that is, the commentary interspersed in the program, and so on.This time it is true that everyone has to go alone.

Of course, I was the one who gave them the most headaches.The lights were so bright, it was still a small room, it was very unnatural, and I was even more unnatural.What's more, the person sitting opposite is Wu Yiwan...

In the end there was really no way.Dimmed the lights, changed the interviewer, and even lowered the chair, so I could barely speak.

It started with some interviews, some questions about my mood while recording the show.Later, I started talking about Xue Zhiqian~~

To be honest, my heart is apprehensive.But Zhang Mingming told me before I came, just answer whatever comes to mind.Because in fact, the public has experienced the bombardment of those waves of news, and they should have preconceived that we are real, and no one will doubt it.At most, I think we have a bad relationship or something.

So when they interviewed me, I completely followed my memory of the past few days.

Q: What was it like to meet for the first time? Was it romantic?

Answer: At his hot pot restaurant, it shouldn’t be considered romantic, and then...Actually...It’s a bit strange, why did so many things happen later?

Me: What a romantic ghost, I was humiliated by that obsessive-compulsive disorder, I think my house is messy, I think my hair is heavy... In fact, there is no such thing!

Q: The most delicious dish I cooked for Xue Zhiqian

Answer: scrambled eggs

Me: Just do it once, okay? I didn’t want to give it to him at first, but I didn’t want to eat it later.

Q: Have you ever been to his house, and what is your impression of his family?

Answer: I have been there. His family actually cares about him quite a bit and treats me pretty well.

Me: I've been there, his house is so noisy, it's embarrassing to death.His family regards me as their future daughter-in-law, and they are almost confessing, but unfortunately I am not, and there is still a fee for being a nominal girlfriend

Q: Have you talked to him about your ex?

Answer: No need to talk, we all know, just... Actually... there is nothing to talk about

Me: What are we talking about, are you getting along well with your incumbent?And he is an uncle born in the 80s, what should I talk to him about? There is a generation gap, okay?

Q: Name three of his strengths

Answer: He... is very serious, about love, about music, about work, and then, he is quite warm, kind-hearted, very gentleman, and there is one... Uh... I really can't remember...

Q: What about his three shortcomings?

Answer: This is easy to say, look, the temper is stubborn, stubborn to the point of death, then the neuropathy, seizures from time to time, then, stingy, another one

Me: Because of Zhang Mingming's troubles with the family, isn't he stubborn, and then when he signed the contract, he was fussy about the little money. As for the insanity... Needless to say...

Q: So, stingy means...

Answer: Maybe it’s just for me, but it shouldn’t be so for others...

Me: He has never been stingy with Zhang Mingming.They both wear cuckolds and are still together.Also, they are very generous to assistants, makeup artists, and waiters.Maybe, he really only regards me as a commodity that has signed a contract

Q: So, is he often jealous?

answer:……

Forced to smile, but very helpless

Then, the send-off part of filming the [-]-year-old was very short, and they sent the luggage to the car, which was our finale.In fact, even the boxes are fake, with no fur inside, in order to make the stars look handsome when they carry the boxes.

Xue Zhiqian and I finally had a good time this time, and we were the first to complete the task.

Because of the previous foreshadowing, it made sense for us to bid farewell coldly.Then, the two of us were very agile and completed the task.The only bright spot was Joker Xue kissing my forehead before I got in the car.Although this kiss is real, we all know that the breakup is fake, so we don't need to mind it at all.I don't have to respond, everything is just fine anyway.

I really pack up in the afternoon, when the stars are still filming.I'm planning to go straight home tomorrow.Anyway, there's still a week off.Better to take it home and splurge.

Work was done early that night.After all, we have to take care of the stars whose relatives have just passed away.And Wu Yiwan also held a party, bought a lot of food, everyone drank and played together.

At first I was playing mahjong, Joker Xue was playing Werewolf.

It may be that I was so lucky that night that I played five games in a row.Then our table was boiling abnormally.Finally, a buddy couldn't sit still, and said he was going to the toilet, so he pulled Joker Xue over.

I always felt that Xue Zhiqian was sent by God to cure me.

I can't beat him in skiing, so I'll admit it.After all, I am not very good at sports.But I have been able to play mahjong since I was five years old. When I was young, I played mahjong with my grandmother, and when I was in school, I played mahjong with my classmates. Everyone I know knows that I am good at cards.As a result, when he came... I was fucking drunk... It was as if my IQ had dropped, and I couldn't move smoothly.

Seeing that buddy who turned on the lamp fooled again and again...

Fuck you...I'm not playing anymore!

Of course, I was very cowardly and said that I was going to go to the toilet and slip away... After returning from the toilet, I went directly to another table.This table is playing Werewolf.

My werewolf kill... In their words, it is hot eyes.After all, it is something that tests acting skills.And I have no acting skills at all~ I always get a werewolf, and every time I get picked out very early~

Then the big brother next to me is also a dish, and he is always out, so the two of us started chatting.

We chatted and talked about our shooting today. He kept praising us, saying that we have a good relationship, and that this time it must be popular or something.

My heart: are these people blind?

Then he suddenly said that he could take me to watch the replay.So I went to watch the replay with him.

Watching the program I recorded, how to put it, 70.00% shame, plus 20.00% anticipation plus [-]% secret joy.In short, it was very exciting to watch.So it didn't take long for Xue Zhiqian to come.

The three watched the replay together.

Probably because it felt too much like a light bulb, the werewolf killed that buddy and left again.So it became Joker Xue and I watching the replay.

The two of us actually had quite a lot of shots, because there were no bright spots, so we had to keep shooting.

Xue Zhiqian said at the beginning of a passage: "This passage is broken again." Then he said too much and didn't say anything at all.

So, the two of us on the screen were embarrassed, and the two of us off the screen were also embarrassed.

Until it came to the part of the personal interview, both of us became energetic by coincidence.

"How about the questions they gave you? Is there anything difficult to answer?" Xue Zhiqian asked me.

"Not at all, you can answer whatever you want."

Then, I heard Wu Yiwan asking Xue Zhiqian those familiar questions.Sure enough, our problems were similar.Xue Zhiqian's answer is:

Answer: "The first time we met, it was actually quite romantic. He was injured in my hot pot restaurant that day, and then I wrapped him up and sent her home. She was quite shy..."

Answer: "Scrambled eggs, this is not bragging, it is really the best scrambled eggs I have ever eaten."

Answer: "He has been to my house, and my family really likes her, but I haven't been to her house yet, I always feel that I have to prepare well before going!"

Answer: "Don't talk about it, we all know it. And to say these things, to be honest, it's meaningless."

Answer: "She... is very naive and silly. And sometimes she is quite cute when she is arrogant, and she is actually very fragile inside, which is actually quite similar to me. And... Um...it's already three, so let's leave it at that."

Answer: "Well... It's not really a pet, it's just that we are quite happy when we are together, it's quite simple, that's all."

If I didn't know that he likes Zhang Mingming, I might really believe this crazy nonsense.Shibie will look at each other with admiration for three days.I haven't eaten at him for several years, but I don't know that his acting skills are so good.

"Hey, you're good at acting~" I said lightly to him.

Xue Zhiqian glanced at me and didn't speak.

Later he also watched my interview.Then he came back and yelled at me: "Aren't you pretty good at talking too?"

Then we both laughed.

I don't know why sister Wu suddenly called me at this time.But I think it must be important for Sister Wu to be able to find me from such a long distance.

Sure enough, when she answered the phone, Sister Wu looked very anxious.

Seeing that I hung up the phone nervously, Xue Zhiqian asked me: "What's wrong?"

"Sister Wu called. She said that when Xu Zeyang came to look for her last time, she accidentally took away an important document. She said that she asked me to ask if he was with him, and if he was here, let me mail it back to her as soon as possible."

"Oh. Then I'll go with you. Anyway, it's almost the same."

"It's okay, I can do it, if you've seen enough, go back and play with them." I said, patted my ass and was about to leave.As a result, Xue Zhiqian grabbed my sleeve all of a sudden, "Do you think it is appropriate for Xue Zhiqian's girlfriend to go to Xu Zeyang alone, so that people can see him?" He said and walked in front of me.

Talk while walking.

"I heard from them that you play mahjong well, but you started to lose as soon as I went there. Why, are you prejudiced against me?"

I turned my head, Xue Zhiqian's eyes flickered under the dim light in the corridor.

Well, I admit, I was nervous because Xue Zhiqian was beside me.

"Hehe, you are thinking too much. Mahjong requires luck, everyone is the same."

"I don't think so. Like me and my grandma, after so many years of fighting, we still have no luck."

"It may be hereditary. My grandma is very good at playing. When I was young, most of the snacks were won by my grandma at the mahjong table."

"God damn mahjong inheritance~ But it sounds like your grandma is super good."

"Yes, my grandma is very powerful, much stronger than me. Grandpa said that grandma had a serious illness when she was a child, and after she recovered, she became deaf and dumb. Then grandma, who was very beautiful, married a poor-looking grandpa. My grandpa loved my grandma very much and refused to let her work. Later, my grandma learned mahjong by accident, and then suddenly found that she was very good at playing mahjong, and she became more and more powerful at playing mahjong, and then it got out of control.”

"It's legendary, it feels like a legend."

"Please don't be infatuated with brother, brother is just a legend~~"

"Ah! You know this! This should be, 10 or 11, anyway, it's the song of my most depressed years~"

"I was still in junior high school at that time~~"

Xue Zhiqian paused for a few seconds, and immediately blew up: "You are young! It's amazing!" Xue was furious, very happy~

Then, before he knew it, he was almost at Wu Jialei's room.

When he was about to enter the door, Xue Zhiqian thought for a while: "You wait for me outside, so as not to catch the paparazzi outside the window~" In fact, he didn't know what was going on with him. Husband Wu Jialei feels a little~~uncomfortable~

Me: "That's good, that will save me trouble." I didn't really want to see that scum~ So I simply ran to the window in the corridor to watch the night view.

To be honest, when I saw the night from a distance, I thought of Xiao Ming.After all, under the night sky of F University in those years, there were pure eyes of the two of us.Since when did we stop walking at night together, I don’t even remember.Probably too long ago.

People are always like this, many of the good things you never cherish will disappear with time.However, looking back suddenly, those things that really happened back then seem a little unreal because of the long time.

The me and Xiao Ming of that year were like two children in another world.

They probably never imagined that they would be like us now.

Xue Zhiqian wanted to knock on the door, but he didn't want the door to open as soon as he touched it.He was a little surprised, could it be a thief?Thinking of this, Xue Zhiqian's sense of justice suddenly came up, he rushed into the room immediately, and turned on the light in the room with a click.

After the room was lit up, Xue Zhiqian was startled by the scene in front of him.

On the sofa, the female boss, the style of the island country movie ~

He was so frightened that he immediately covered his eyes: "Uh... sorry, sorry, I thought a thief had entered, so... I'll leave right away..." As he spoke, he took a step and prepared to leave.

Just after taking three steps, his mind suddenly stopped.That hair...so familiar...no...impossible...

Don't dare to look back, don't want to look back.

For the first time, I am so disgusted with the word truth.

He gritted his teeth and turned his head abruptly. In front of him, there was still a little light on the woman's belly, but the earrings were still the same pair of valuable earrings - the pair he bought on Valentine's Day this year.

☆, he is normal