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The melon-eaters inside have exploded.

There was a live broadcast today and I saw mutants and the famous Iron Man, whoops, I'm going, it's amazing!

[Fuyunomei]: hhhh Iron Man's teeth are showing when he smiles / Well, my focus is not a bit wrong /

[Aris]: Smile, Miss Sister's smile is so beautiful!

[Glacier and his stream]: Wait, don't be an idiot upstairs!Haven't you noticed the name Loki? !

[阿雨]@[冰川和流流]: Right, right, is that the recently famous terrorist in the New York Times?It is said that it seems to have escaped from prison (Top Cheek.jpg)

[Crazy Hatter]: Who cares!Young Master, I just like to make things happen!Do something!Do something!

[Natsume]: / Squinting and smiling / Waiting for a good show.

Qiao Luo looked at the blue sky, next to the kidnapped Alliance Iron Man.

To be honest, Iron Man really doesn't know the ability of this black-haired girl.

Mutant abilities are usually very few of the more common ones.

The flying one has a pair of bird wings, and the deformed one is blue all over.

Some feel soft and sticky all over their bodies like underwater creatures, and some breathe fire and water to hide themselves. If they are Chinese, the first reaction is probably that they are similar to gourd babies.

But the most obvious thing is that most of them are very weak, about the same as a hot chicken and hot chicken mage with no physical bonus.

Not to mention especially the likes of Magneto and Professor X, there are very few of them.

But Qiao Luo is completely different from what Iron Man thinks.

Her body's lifespan, potential, health...all changed, the stronger the mutant's lifespan, the longer it would be.

But Qiao Luo will not, she only has a few months to live.

From the existence of Qiao Luo in one of its parallel worlds, this Marvel world is at least a multi-layered parallel time and space.Its unique style of self-preservation in the Marvel universe.

In other words, Qiao Luo, even if he has a very powerful ability, he only has to pay for it.

This result is often not chosen by most people.

Most of them generally choose longevity and health as their own protection.

However, Jolo is different.

She has the bible bug.

Her mission in life is to travel through time and space and never stop.

That's right, her only calling and pleasure is being a big dick.

Qiao Luo: I have nothing to fear, little princess!

She looks up to the sky and is now apparated to the top of the Statue of Liberty in the United States.

White clouds fluttered in the sky, as soft as a cotton candy.A piece of snow blue was as beautiful as the color of her pupils.

Below is a group of onlookers whispering.A group of young people even blew whistles, and there were pictures taken one after another, as well as excited paparazzi.

Tony covered his face, he could already think of what the paparazzi would say about him tomorrow.

#惊现!Iron Man and the fortune-teller actually did this kind of thing on the Statue of Liberty#

#New York Times: Is this the horrific revenge of an illegitimate daughter or a moral fall#

#Welcome to America Today's Statement#

Tony looked at the girl next to him and asked, "What the hell are we doing here?" Drinking the north-south wind?

"I haven't put on my armor yet, honey." Tony: "If I'm not careful, I'll be thrown to my death."

Tony Tank looked at his bound hands carefully sticking to the stiff plaster.

You have to remember that Iron Man is still very concerned about this little life, otherwise he wouldn't agree to this crazy woman's request.

"Calmdown, sweetheart." Qiao Luo replied: "Of course it's according to the plan."

Iron Man frowned: "What plan?"

He doesn't know anything about mmp!

"Summon Gunara, the God of Darkness." Qiao Luo showed a sweet smile, which was really cute.

Iron Man: Hehe, why can't I understand what you are talking about.

Qiao Luo couldn't be bothered to deal with this mentally retarded person who hadn't seen Ba La La Xiao Moxian.

"The key that carries the power of darkness!" Qiao Luo spread his hands and stood on the Statue of Liberty like a pine, reciting affectionately: "Great God of Darkness Gunara! Bharara energy!"

"The evil spirits are approaching, and the gates of hell will open again. Evil spirits who surrender to me, I order you to return me to the void, welcome me, the space in front of me will lose its meaning!"

Endless darkness from hell... cover up the light!

System: What the hell?

Live broadcast room: Does the anchor have secondary illness?

Of course it's impossible...

Qiao Luo looked at the sky, and the dark clouds in the sky gathered in an instant, and in an instant, the yellow wind was blowing.

Although none of the messy things I read just now are useful, but seeing a group of audience who don't know the truth looking at me with a tall face is very refreshing, isn't it!

In an instant, the sky seemed to become a huge black hole.

The sudden terrible wind blew across the earth, and Iron Man hurriedly leaned against the statue of Liberty, wishing to become one.

Qiao Luo's black hair was flying around, like a female ghost, covering the girl's mouth.

Qiao Luo tore his hair and poohed a few times.

Then he had a divine retarded expression on his face.

"I want to let, this world - subvert for me."

Qiao Luo pulled out a cartoon paper, blah blah changed, and a trumpet appeared in his hand.

"Stupid humans, listen carefully." Qiao Luo looked down at the ant-sized crowd on the ground.

"Aim all the cameras at me, I want to broadcast live on the whole network!"

The photographers honestly and happily aimed at the perpetrator.

No matter what you do, as long as there is news, BB is a good person.

"I'm going to usurp the presidency of the United States."

"Yes, you heard that right!"

"My mother wants the seat of the President of the United States!"

The reporter clattered the paper.

Iron Man Tony Genius looked perplexed.

Why does it feel like he can't understand the thinking of children nowadays?

She actually said that directly!

Is there a mistake?Did you make a mistake!

You fucking do that, what about him?

Offending the President of the United States, he only has a share, okay? !

Iron Man feels hopeless today.

Saying this is fast, after Jolo finished this sentence, our long-overdue superhero Avengers finally arrived.

They are all familiar people, but in her previous life she only saw Bucky and Black Widow, this time Bucky is not here, but Black Widow is still there.

It was the first time we met face to face.

Especially when there are so many people on the other side.

Qiao Luo looked at a strong man and said, "Oh, that man in blue with big chest and stars, don't look, it's you!"

Big pectoral muscles Captain America: "I..."

"There's nothing good for me, go away, and look at the girl behind you in front of me!" Qiao Luo curled his lips in disgust, and let the strong man go.

Captain America: Tsk, so angry!

The girl blocked by Captain America was the Black Widow. She stood on the helicopter, her wine-red hair fluttering in the wind, and she was still more beautiful than she remembered.

"Girl! Please come down, it's too dangerous up there!" Black Widow shouted, as if trying to arouse Qiao Luo's conscience.

But obviously failed, Qiao Luo picked out his ears, with a nonchalant expression on his face.

"Forget it, Captain America, you'd better come back and continue blocking."

The girl simply sat on the shoulders of the Statue of Liberty, her legs dangling in the air, and the people watching were terrified.You must know that this plaster is smooth and has regular maintenance, and it accidentally fell... Well, Captain America said that he can catch it.

System hands down: Apparently it's not that big of a deal.

The girl in front of her obviously planned to start carrying it, and didn't cooperate.

The superhero said that talking to this kind of chubby teenager who doesn't study hard and thinks that he has a little superpower is the best in the world.

All the superheroes looked at Thor, who was coming to join in the fun, their eyes were full of affection and anticipation.

With such a bad brother, I must have deep feelings for this kind of teenager.

Besides, being tenacious for so many years must be a malleable talent!

Thor·Educator·Talent: I don't feel honored at all, okay? ?

Thinking of his bad brother, Thor thought maybe he could use this mortal to lure Loki out.

Thor, the god of thunder, raised Thor's hammer, and a huge purple thunder spun and gathered from the sky in an instant, and the clouds rolled up, like darkness descending, as if a huge disaster was about to destroy the world.

The system applauds: This is a good pretense!

Qiao Luo's indifferent face: Oh!How dare you compete with my old monk! ?This yellow-haired kid simply doesn't know how to live or die!

But I saw that girl sprinkled flowers and confetti all over the sky, and fell over with magic in the wind, and the wind was strong.

Black Widow frowned and said, "Wind mutant?"

Qiao Luo rolled his eyes and said, "That's enough. Except for mutants, can't you use your remaining cells?"

Black Widow was choked up by such an unceremonious tone.

No one has ever said such words, and with such an impatient and disgusted tone, the black widow frowned and thought, where did she offend her?

No no no, in fact, the black widow shouldn't think so, there is really no reason, just like some people don't like oranges, some people don't like Pleurotus eryngii, or some people like cherry coke...

And Qiao Luo especially hates this group of superheroes, and the only one he likes is Iron Man who is rolling his eyes while being blown by the wind.

And Iron Man's favorability is still based on the money and materials that were paid out between them, otherwise, what do you think?

Qiao Luo kicked him down a long time ago.

You must know that little princess Qiao Luo has always been pure and innocent when she comes out to mess around.Money is her wife, her mobile phone is her son, and WLAN is her little darling.

He loves power, enjoys worship, and has all the desires of ordinary people.

Qiao Luo doesn't like to torture people, she prefers to watch jokes.

To put it bluntly, this woman is a woman who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, so she can do whatever she wants, and she can't even pull back a hundred pigs when her mind twitches from time to time... The heroine.

So please don't put ordinary people's thinking on her, but also include your values.

Qiao Luo smiled slightly and looked towards the sky.

"Little cuties, do you want to see the lunatics do things?"

[White Light]: Cover your face/my superhero...

[Natsume]: Come, come, come!Do not hesitate! (づ￣￣)づ

【Alice】: Don't talk nonsense upstairs! !Anchor!Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately! /Thriller/

[Bai Luming]: Hey, hey, are you making trouble?I like!

[Melancholic Iron Man]: Please, let me go... go and harm Great Britain next door (I'll come here to divert attention)

[Sherlock, my male god]: Don't bb upstairs, I, as an elegant lady in Great Britain, can't stand this torment!

[Ares full of crisis]: Miss, go, go!

……

so cute!Qiao Luo touched his cheek and slapped his fingers lightly.

"Come, come, come, the live version of Ba La La Xiao Moxian's whole body has changed!"

Balala Little Demon Fairy is a magical children's drama that appeared in country Z in recent years.

Apart from the extremely bloody plot, not to mention the appearance, the most moving thing in it is the terrible dress-up dance performance.

Qiao Luo was a child who grew up watching Ba La La Xiao Moxian before crossing, and Qiao Luo expressed his deep understanding of this.

"What the hell?!" Iron Man looked at his teammates blankly.

This is really a terrifying woman, the system thought as it watched the crowd of demons dancing wildly.

In the eyes of the superhero, Jolo said something to himself, and then he uttered this strange spell.But nothing seems to happen.

All is well, no landslides or snowstorms.

Until Captain America moved his body, he suddenly stiffened.

Why is it so cool?

He suddenly lowered his head, and the poor-quality tutu skirt was very piercing on his body.At some point, he suddenly had a very vulgar blue and red princess dress on his body, and soon he found that his shield seemed to have been bent 90%!

His shield can withstand a lightning strike of over [-] volts!Captain America is incredible.

There is also a shelf-like clip lock attached to the shield. Captain America almost used all his strength to open the clip, and then he found out in horror——

Captain America: Shit!How did my shield become a cosmetic box? !

The 100 colors have no repeating colors, occupying one grid, and the other side is a huge mirror. Captain America looks at himself in the mirror with a scary blush and a bow tie, his eyes are dull.

"Ahhh!!" His eyes!Eye!

Other superheroes are not much better. Black Widow's beautiful and smooth curly hair has become a popular killer in the street, red, white, green... colorful hair.

He has ecstasy and smoky makeup, lips and lipstick that can bleed, a few holes in his clothes, and a small leather whip with thorns on his body.

I almost didn't say a word about society, you sister Sha.

The Hulk has two braids with pure tears on his face, Thor has long blond hair that sparkles, and the emerald skirt flutters in the wind.

Except that Hawkeye, who was about to save Iron Man on the ground, was not seen by Qiao Luo's little watch and was saved from disaster.

As for Batman...

Batman: It's not my fault that #%& can fly!

Batman hid in an alley in an instant relying on his speed advantage.

At this time, he was wearing a night queen dance dress, showing his six-pack abs. The black mask was only added to his face with an enchanting feather.

The alleys were extremely dark and full of smog.

A few drunken gangsters came over with broken wine bottles in their hands. Their drunken eyes did not recognize anyone. They vaguely saw a tall and strong woman tearing her skirt in an alley, her eyes lit up.

Batman stopped moving, his face was contorted, God knows that the few steps he stepped on the high heels just now almost hurt his feet, God knows how those delicate and weak women survived!

A few punks have long been top-heavy, and their heads are in a mess.

Passerby A was so drunk: "Little sister, have you broken up in love? Come and make brother happy."

Cannon Fodder B: "Kiss one~ He's quite tall... Where's your boyfriend?"

Bandit D bumped into Cannon Fodder B next to him and acted like a baby: "You don't love me anymore, let's play together!"

Cannon fodder B hugged: "Okay, okay, let's play together~"

But the woman turned around slowly, with bronze abs, a hulking waist, beautiful lace trim on her thong, and fierce eyes.

"so big!"

Bandit Ding's eyes were straightened, and he turned around and shouted excitedly: "This is the angel I dream of!"

Cannon Fodder B: "Look at the abs, they can pretend to be a big man and sell their majesty, they are simply a stunner!"

Passerby A rubbed his hands and smirked: "I thought I was the only one with this hobby in my life, comrade, you little goblin!"

Bandit Ding cheerfully walked over and tugged on his lace trousers, which made Batman's ass tight.

Batman:  …

Batman: No no no, you listen to me explain... what a shame.

Seeing the enchanting eyes of the three of them, Batman struggled: Should this MMP fight?

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The author is convulsed, don't worry about me...

Thank you little angel for the nutrient solution!

There are two updates today, okay!