The world wants to kill the host

Qiao Luo looked at the monster with a grin. There was a lot of crying and howling in the live broadcast room, and in the end only the screen was blinded.

Captain America is going crazy, he is just an old man in his 50s, he really can't stand such a stimulus!Please do me a favor, he just wants to fight monsters, maintain time and peace, and provoke someone!

The curly hair is still stuck and can't be torn off. This kind of thing should be used by Professor X's bald head!

The superhero is mentally and mentally exhausted, and finally it can be seen that this girl is simply mentally ill!

The routine of normal people is to destroy the world and then be defeated by them. This is simply for fun!

It is estimated that the prestige of superheroes will drop a lot after today.

Human beings have always been the same.

They can remember jokes for a lifetime, but heroes can only live in the present.

There is no smile without interest.

Bad guys like to pile together these days, don't they?

"My brother, the Cosmic Rubik's Cube is still mine after all." A male voice with a melodious tone suddenly sounded.

A huge vortex appeared faintly in that midair, and accompanied by the lightning speeding nearby, the roar of thunder seemed extraordinarily aura.

A shadow gradually appeared.

[Prank Demon King]: Wow wow wow!Rocky Rocky!My god! ! !

[Want to eat croquettes]: Your circle is really messed up.

[Falling Light]: What is he holding in his hand... Uh, is the Cosmic Rubik's Cube?

The system's eyes lit up, Cosmic Rubik's Cube?

This kid Loki is simply a little angel!

"Host, hurry up! Someone is coming to your door!" The system prompts with great excitement.

The man was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, with a feminine and handsome face, holding a cane in one hand, and holding the long-awaited Rubik's Cube in the other hand.

The superhero's eyes immediately became serious.

How could the Rubik's Cube be in Loki's hands? !

Loki, the god of fire in the mythology of the gods, the younger brother of Thor.

After escaping from that garbage prison, he snatched the Rubik's Cube in a supernatural power show.

Loki: Heh, such a human prison wants to trap me, an evil god?What an international joke!

You said he robbed the Rubik's Cube, why didn't he run away?

The Bible states that we mortals cannot understand this kind of godly and upright behavior, just like its mentally retarded host, it must have slipped away as quickly as a fire at the moment it ran away, and it will never show off here.

She likes to see people's expressions like eating Shi when things are irreversible.

Then arrogant hahaha.

Loki robbed the Rubik's Cube, but he really shouldn't come back.

Otherwise, there would not be such a heavy psychological shadow.

"I am the true heir to the throne... the world will..." Loki's words suddenly stopped.

He suddenly widened his eyes and looked at a group of transvestites who were pulling their skirts and hair in front of him, with a hint of doubt flashing across his expression.

He took the wrong seat?

its not right!

He took a serious glance and found his brother with shiny blond hair.

Thor was tugging at his long blond hair angrily, and the lady's long skirt made his chest feel cool.

Rocky: Damn it!I thought he was Sif!

It's not really that Loki is blind.

After Qiao Luo's little magic fairy casual clothes, Thor was wearing a long dress of an ancient Greek goddess. His long blond hair was shining, and the most important thing was that the blond hair was treated with PS to shine more beautifully than gold.

With such shiny hair, Loki only remembers Thor's wife, the goddess Sif.

For that prank, Thor nearly tore her bones apart after he shaved her head off.

Loki: Hey, that's scary!

Thor said that his heart was broken. What could be more confused than an enemy seeing his perverted side?Especially when the other party is still a god of mischief? !

Although Loki was frightened, he started to take the feminine and evil route since his mouth was sealed.

Loki looked dazed and calm.

He lowered his head and twirled his crutch, and taunted directly: "I haven't seen you for a few days, my dear brother, you already have this hobby."

"The beautiful goddess Sif will probably go crazy when she sees that you have more beautiful hair than hers?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Thor retorted subconsciously: "Sif is so kind and beautiful!"

Rocky: ...

Rocky: Indifferent face.jpg

"I'm bound to win your throne!" Loki said coldly.

Oh shit!Sif is simply an insignificant little miscellaneous watch!

He just likes to play tricks so what?

Odin's Eternal Spear, Thor's Hammer of Thor, God of Fertility Frey's divine ship Skyd Platney and his mount Gullimbulsti... which one did not come from him?

He cut off Sif's blond hair, and he was about to tear all his bones off!

Her hair is short but it's not impossible to grow it! ?Wouldn't it be enough to ask the goddess of nature for help? !What is the difference between long grass and long grass?

I'm cowardly and afraid of dying as a deserter, I don't even have a real weapon so I don't want to be beaten stupidly!

You all have treasures, if you have the ability to return Thor's Hammer to me!

Who lied to the giant to cultivate the walls of the Immortal Palace?Who brought your treasures here?Didn't he trick that blond hair?

It's him!It's him!Still him! !

Rocky: He takes the blame, he makes troubles, he likes it, whatever he likes!

Jolo: ...

The system scanned Loki's strong mood swings, and suddenly felt that the kid was aggrieved.

But the Rubik's Cube still belongs to it.

In the next second, the Cosmic Rubik's Cube appeared in Qiao Luo's hands, and then gradually disappeared.

This is not hidden.

Literally, it was absorbed.

Rocky: Damn it!

Thor: Damn it!

Captain America: Shit!

Iron Man: Damn it!

Black Widow: Damn!

Hydra in the live broadcast room: Damn!

……

a second later

Jolo: "Are you ready?"

The system is satisfied: "Let's do things boldly!"

Before Loki took action, he found that the world had changed.

Let's talk about style again.

Isn't it great to make Two-dimensional come true?

The sky and the earth are spinning, and the world is berserk.

A blue creature descended from the sky. It had a big head with a bamboo dragonfly stuck in it.

"Huh? The time and space are wrong?" Thor was horrified to see the creature make a strange sheep's voice: "Uncle, do you know where this is?"

[Flowers and Songs]: Doraemon! ! !

[Love you all my life]: Live broadcast across time and space!lifetime.

[Big Fatty Blue]: I'll give you Dorayaki, and I'll take you home!

"Forget it, I have to go back and find Nobita." The mechanical cat groped into his pocket, and a huge pink door came out, which was the portal that Qiao Luo had used before.

"Kacha" the door closed and disappeared.

Soon, one after another, strange creatures fell from the sky.

Sailor Moon, Red Ghost, Sheriff Biscuit, and Super Mario...

One of the hot beauties gave Loki a shy kiss.

Rocky covered his face: Disciple!

Superhero: Who Am I?where am I?What am I going to do?

In short, Jolow did not become the President of the United States.

The world is peaceful.

After all, what do you think of the protagonists or Ultraman in Magneto and Riman?

Come, come, a railgun!

Well, apparently the author is mentally retarded.

I am happy.

The author has something to say:

I can't figure out how to end it.

Scary, right?

Do not seek invincibility but excellence.

If you want to curse, just curse, come, come, come.

A clear stream rushes towards my face, the next chapter is the midnight bell.

Tuijiyouwen [Quick Transmigration Handbook for Developing Good Students]

Regarding Loki, I can only say that he is a bit... aggrieved (?)

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Mischief of the Goddess Sif, Wife of Thor

Thor's wife, the goddess Sif, is beautiful and kind. What is particularly commendable is that she has long golden hair that shines more beautifully than gold.The goddess Sif is very proud of this, and often sits in her garden combing her golden hair, which arouses Loki's idea of ​​pranks.One day, when Sif was sleeping, the naughty Loki cut off her proud blonde hair.Loki's prank made Sif very sad, but also brought a lot of trouble to Loki himself.Just as Sif was weeping, Thor, the god of thunder, returned home.Thor immediately knew that this was Loki's bad deed, and rushed out of the house with a stride, grabbed Loki outside, and was about to tear off those cheap bones on his body one by one.Loki, who was caught by Thor in pain, could only desperately beg for mercy, and vowed to find a skilled craftsman in the dwarf kingdom to create exactly the same golden hair for Sif, and it could grow like real hair.

Considering Sif's beauty, Thor can only temporarily spare Loki and let him find the golden hair he claimed.But Thor didn't forget to remind Loki that if he can't find this kind of golden hair that can grow, then Loki's bones will soon become disorganized.

In the gnome country under the earth, many gnomes live in rocky caves and under the black soil.These little black elves cannot see the light of day, and if the sun shines on them, they will turn to stone or melt away.However, these dwarves hiding in the dark corners are known as skilled craftsmen, especially good at making all kinds of exquisite and magical treasures with gold.

Sif

In the dwarf country, the most famous is the old dwarf Ivaldi and his sons, they are the most talented craftsmen among all dwarves.And the daughter of the old Iverdi is the goddess of youth Idun, who is in charge of the important fetish youth apple.Therefore, the dwarves of Ivaner's first family have an inseparable and good relationship with the first gods.Therefore, when Loki came to the dwarf country in a hurry, Ivaldi's sons received him very politely in the big workshop and satisfied his request.When Loki left the big workshop, he not only got the golden hair that would grow like real hair as he wished, but also brought a spear that the dwarves gave to Odin and the energy that the dwarves gave to Frey. Folded God Ship.The elated Rocky walked out of the big workshop not far away, and ran into Ivaldi's other son Brock head-on.He couldn't help bragging about the three treasures in his hand triumphantly, and said to Bullock: "It is said that among your sons of Ivaldi, your elder brother Sindri is the most famous; look at the three treasures in my hand, No matter how capable the blacksmith Cinderella is, he might not be able to make something as miraculous as these treasures, right?"

"So what if you can do it?" Bullock looked confident in his brother and asked Loki back.

Loki just made a bet with Brock that if the blacksmith Sindri can create something as miraculous as these three treasures, Loki will present his own head to the dwarf.

The two then went to Xindeli's stone cave workshop hand in hand, and explained the whole story to him.Cindri, a dwarf of few words, listened to their bet, agreed and started to work.He unhurriedly picked up a piece of pigskin and threw it into the furnace, then turned around and walked out of the cave workshop.Before going out, he ordered Brock to keep pulling the bellows, and it must not be interrupted until he came back, so that the fire in the hearth would always burn.

As soon as Sindri left the workshop, a ferocious fly came and landed on Brock's hand that was pulling the bellows, and bit the skin on his hand viciously.But Brock kept in mind Sindri's order, no matter how fierce the fly bite was, he would not stop working on the bellows, and the fire in the smelting furnace was always blazing.Soon, Sindri returned to the blacksmith workshop and took out a boar from the furnace.The boar's mane is all gold, and it emits brilliant golden light.Then, Sindri threw another piece of gold into the stove, turned around and walked out of the cave again, and again instructed Brock to keep pulling the bellows until he came back.

Loki saw that Sindri had easily transformed a piece of broken pigskin into a mysterious wild boar with a golden mane, and began to worry about his head.So, as soon as Sindri went out, Loki turned into a fly and flew to Brock's neck, and began to bite him viciously.Brock pulled the bellows wholeheartedly. Although his neck was painfully bitten by flies, he still insisted on not stopping until Sindri returned to the cave workshop again.This time, Sindri pulled a gleaming gold bracelet from the furnace.

Finally, Sindri put a piece of pig iron into the flames, and still mysteriously stepped out of the workshop.In order to keep his head on his neck, Loki turned into a big and fierce fly this time, and landed between Bullock's eyebrows and eyes.In order to interfere with the work of Brokla's bellows, the fly ruthlessly bit the flesh between the dwarf's eyebrows and eyes.Bullock resisted the pain and kept pulling the bellows.In the end, his eyebrows and eyes were bitten by flies, and the blood flowed out from the wound, covering his eyes, making him almost unable to see anything.Helpless, Bullock couldn't bear it anymore, so he raised his hand and wiped his eyes to drive away the nasty flies.The moment he stopped pulling the bellows, the flame in the hearth suddenly became faint.Just at this moment, Cinderella stepped into the cave.

Although the fire died down a bit when the smelting was almost finished, the most famous craftsman in the dwarf kingdom, Sindri, was still very dissatisfied with his brother, and loudly scolded Brock for stopping the hand of pulling the bellows to drive away some goddamn flies.

For the last time, Sindri drew a hammer from the hearth.The hammer is not delicate, but it appears to be very strong.Cindri then handed the hammer, the gold bracelet, and the golden boar to Brock, and asked Brock to take them with Loki to be judged by the three gods, Odin, Thor, and Frey. They are better than the three treasures in Loki's hands.

By the time Loki and Brock arrived, the gods happened to be gathering in Odin's palace.Loki gave the golden hair to Thor first.After wearing the wig, Sif not only looks exactly like real hair, but also looks more beautiful and radiant.Thor was quite satisfied with this, and he was not going to break Loki's bones for the time being.Loki presented Odin with the spear the dwarves had forged for him.The spear is the sharpest weapon in the world, irresistible to any shield, and never misses its mark once thrown.Loki handed over the divine ship to Frey. From then on, Frey has a treasure ship that can be folded and put in his pocket, and can hold thousands of troops when opened.

Then, the dwarf Brock stepped forward and offered his treasure.The first thing he gave to Odin was the gleaming gold bracelet.This seemingly ordinary gold bracelet is actually almost a cornucopia, which can give birth to eight identical bracelets every nine nights.Odin happily accepted the bracelet and later used it for Frey's proposal and Balder's funeral.Brock then presented Frey with a boar with a golden mane.This boar can gallop day and night not only across mountains, but also across oceans and lakes.When riding it in the dark, the golden mane on its head will shine, illuminating the road as if it were day.Finally, Brock handed the hammer to Thor, and told Thor that this hammer is the most powerful weapon under heaven and earth, and when Thor throws it hard at the target, everything will be broken one strike.And no matter how far Thor throws it, it will automatically fly back to Thor's hand after hitting the target.Like Frey's treasure ship, Thor's hammer can be made small enough to hide in his chest from enemies.However, because Loki interfered with the work of Brock's bellows in the final stage of smelting, this hammer has a small flaw, that is, its handle is a little shorter, but fortunately, it does not affect its power. .

After discussion, the three Asaph gods Odin, Thor, and Frey agreed that among all the treasures, the hammer given to Thor by the Sindri brothers was the most outstanding, because the Asahi god who fought with giants every day A powerful weapon like this was just what was needed.With such a hammer, Thor, the god of thunder, is like a tiger with wings added. It can not only effectively defend the kingdom of God and the world, but also greatly improve the prestige of the gods.

Since all the treasures except the magic hammer are ingenious treasures, it is difficult to tell which one is superior. The three leaders of the world finally announced that the bet between Loki and the dwarf brothers was that Sindri and Brock were the winners.Loki should keep his promise during the betting and deliver the bet to them.

Loki was not at all surprised that his Assir brother had so easily awarded his head to the dwarf.Compared with these three, the other Asaph gods may be much more eager to find a chance to cure him.The witty and fickle Loki began to discuss with Brock without changing his face, and wanted to use gold and silver treasures to redeem his head.Gold and silver, he figured, would be better for the money-hungry dwarf than having his head.But Brock, who was bitten by Loki who turned into a fly, refused his suggestion and insisted on taking off his head.Loki saw that something was wrong, so he decided to walk 36 times, relying on his pair of sneakers that can travel thousands of miles a day, he ran away.Unexpectedly, Thor, who had benefited from the dwarf, took him back in awe-inspiring manner, and kept saying that he would maintain justice.

When there is no way to go to heaven and no way to go to earth, Loki has another plan, claiming that his head seems impossible to keep, so it can only be cut off by the dwarf; but when he made the bet, he didn't say that even the neck was also damaged. And bet on it.Therefore, in front of so many great gods who uphold justice, if Brock really wants to cut off his head, he must not cut off his neck at all.

Naturally, the dwarf Bullock couldn't just cut off Loki's head without involving a little bit of flesh on his neck.Therefore, the dwarf with the knife is going to cut Loki's smooth mouth into many pieces, so that he will not be allowed to talk nonsense.But maybe because of Loki's thick skin, his lips couldn't be cut with a knife.Brock sighed helplessly, if only he had Sindri's little pointed drill in his hand, it would be good to drill through these two cheeky lips.As soon as he finished speaking, Cindri's sharp diamond was already on Loki's lips.Brock then used the pointed drill to pierce the hole and sewed up Loki's lips one by one.

Loki's prank and betting this time made Sif very sad, and he also suffered some flesh and blood, but he brought many priceless treasures to the Communist Party.Therefore, when the crowd cleared and Loki bit the silk thread that sewed his lips with his teeth, he looked a little smug as he walked away.