The world wants to kill the host

Painting style, as the name suggests, refers to the style of painting, the brushwork and composition of the painting.It is used to express the same artistic conception with different styles, to highlight one's own understanding on the picture with artistic means, and to leave people with different feelings.

There is only one style of painting in a world, which originates from the origin of the world, and is composed of various factors, forming a world painting style at a fixed point.

So, what is changing the style of painting?

This is actually a very serious question, Qiao Luo thought, she looked at the strange changes in front of her, the cup seemed to be distorted by time and space, with holes and colorful colors.

And 20 seconds ago, the cup was still an ordinary transparent cup.

It would be a little scary if the molecules of matter itself changed with him.

No no no, it is very scary.

So it's not just the painting style, it's simply the key to the dark power!

Qiao Luo sat on the cold marble floor, looking at the wooden door in front of him.

You say, why is this door a door?

Qiao Luo's neurotic thinking began to diverge.

Maybe it can not call the door.

It could be something else, a dog, a tree, a piece of paper, or the singing of an oriole.

Here, I would like to thank the God of time travel and the little fairy of the author for their help.

After the heroine has died and died countless times, worn and worn again, Qiao Luo's mental power has reached the point where she can't even break through a crack in her barrier.

She stared at the black solid wooden door in front of her, earnestly as if she was returning to the youthful era when she watched gay movies.

A vortex slowly appeared, covered in black, and then slowly changed, it began to turn white, creamy in color, emmm... Qiao Luo thought about it calmly, and a pattern appeared there.

The door began to grow bigger and bigger until it became a door that five people could pass through, and the iron handle became a small circle.

The surrounding walls were blasted by the huge door, breaking a big gap, and the students passing by on campus looked at the pink door that didn't fit in with horrified eyes.

"This is to lose money..." a student said nana.

Jolo rolled his eyes.

What superficial thinking is this?

The little princess walks the rivers and lakes without touching her body, anyone who dares to reason with her will be chopped off!

She patted her ass and left, the next time you see her, you can only look up at her figure through the distant screen!

Qiao Luo looked at the door frame, opened it without hesitation, and walked in directly.

Students passing by: "!!!"

Passerby A looked at the black-haired girl who disappeared out of thin air in the crack of the wall, and let out a scream.

Inside any door is a section of black stairs.

In contrast, Qiao Luo, who went directly to the tree in the park, was extremely calm. The moment any door on the tree trunk was closed, it automatically disappeared into a black spot, which never appeared at all.

What?

any door?

Little angels, you are not mistaken, that door is any door.

The secret prop No. [-] from Doraemon, the protagonist of Doraemon, can travel to a designated place in the heart in ordinary time and space.

The style of painting changes with the magic of the little princess, and it is not too difficult to change.

Qiao Luo jumped down from the tree against the surprised eyes of passers-by, his white clothes fluttering, and his sky blue pupils were full of malice.

"The system connects live broadcast rooms all over the world."

Qiao Luo tilted his head, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth: "Your little princess, I'm going to start messing around."

The Bible does not want to deal with this mental retardation, but silently turns on the live broadcast of global communications, including all radios and computers that watch the live broadcast.

Of course, there are no pages of those high-level government officials, otherwise Qiao Luo, a little goblin, would have been arrested and imprisoned if he hadn't arrived there.

On this garbage-like earth, live streaming is currently the easiest and most effective method.

Especially when it comes to disseminating things.

[System loading...10%60%90%100%]

[Ding Dong~Welcome to the audience to enter the live broadcast room]

[Here is the exclusive live broadcast of Qiao Luo, who is reporting the beginning of the new century for you. 】

--Studio--

As the so-called demons danced wildly, there were everyone in the live broadcast room, but now it was Qiao Luo's time to dominate the screen.

[Passerby A]: What the hell?Where did it come from?I haven't finished watching Anna Dancing yet!

[Captain America's little fan girl]: Ahhh!I haven't seen Captain America's panties live! ! !Who killed a thousand swords! /machete/machete/

【Aris】@Upstairs: Uh uh uh?Calm down, isn't this the fortune teller called sister? !

[Paparazzi I'm proud of]: Are all the editorial staff dead? Come here.

【The author who died in the toilet】: Damn it!My word count is gone! mmp!Who is this girl?Dressed in white, do you want to become a fairy?

【Muyin】: Quietly take the young lady home.

……

……

Cursing and screaming filled the entire screen at once, Qiao Luo glanced at it quietly, and showed a gentle and sweet smile towards the void, with a clear and gentle voice.

Qiao Luo: "Welcome to my live broadcast room. Well, some viewers must have realized that they can't exit this live broadcast room."

Qiao Luo kissed her fingers and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's only temporarily locked, and it won't cause any danger. You just need to watch the show quietly."

"I'm going to show you a magic trick."

what?The short-haired girl in a restaurant looks confused, fingers sliding the smooth page.

What is this young lady doing?

Ares stared intently at the glowing screen, and the black-haired girl inside began to introduce herself.

The scene on the screen didn't seem to be a trace of the live broadcast at all, as if hundreds of photographers were aiming at her, changing the scene all the time.

Slicing moves smoothly without any hindrance.

"Well... Two minutes ago, I originally planned to join forces with the villain boss here, a cute little guy named Loki, to destroy the world." Qiao Luo expressed his thoughts: "It's a pity that his goal is too small and his thinking is naive." , I canceled the plan."

The black-haired girl was full of helplessness. She tied up her beautiful hair, and the red string swayed in the wind, which was particularly eye-catching.

"So I started plan b."

Qiao Luo smiled slightly, his pupils stared into the void, and his brows were full of gentleness and cruelty.

It has to be said that Qiao Luo looks really delicate. Although he is not beautiful, he has a unique temperament.

Pure and pure, with white teeth and red lips.

Every frown and smile of her is like the flower of the little fairy in the flowers of the motherland, exuding bursts of strange fragrance, stretching her waist and limbs in the sun, covering her face with half sleeves, and there is a mysterious atmosphere coming from her.

Qiao Luo: I am the delicate, beautiful, lively and lovely fairy flower in the legend.

System [Indifferent Face.jpg]: No, no, dear, you are just a shit-stirring stick for the motherland.

In any case, the audience in the live broadcast room in front of them only needs to know that our anchor Qiao Luo is a beautiful, charming, innocent and lovely little princess.

[Xiao Shan and the Dog]: A reward/a rose.

[Shanshan's face control yellow dog]: Follow and tip.

"Thank you for the reward, but everyone just needs to watch this live broadcast quietly."

Qiao Luo showed two small canine teeth and smiled sweetly.The articulation is clear: "Shape-shifting!"

Her body twisted in an instant, and she disappeared in a blink of an eye, scaring the melon-eating crowd in the live broadcast room with blank expressions.

The next moment, the back turned into an office room, and outside the huge windows were towering tall buildings.

The white figure appeared again.

The man in a suit bit his hamburger and watched the man who suddenly appeared behind him.

[Aris]: Shocked face.jpg is amazing!

[Captain America's little fangirl]: Damn it!iron Man!

[God of Darkness Gunara]: Doesn't anyone care that the anchor just used the power of darkness?

[Author Eats Melon]: I don’t know much about it when I saw it upstairs, haven’t Ba La La Xiao Moxian seen it?

[Passerby A]: 23333

……

Tony took a sip of water and swallowed the food in his throat.

He had to be overwhelmed by this big change.

But he is also a superhero anyway, Tony quickly replied.

"Miss, although you know I'm handsome, you can't just show up in my office like this, can you?"

Tony showed a charming fake smile: "Excuse me, beautiful lady, how did you get in here?"

"Shape-shifting, cutie." Qiao Luo winked, and the system felt a chill.

Qiao Luo walked up to Iron Man, opened the chair next to him and sat down facing each other, unceremoniously pulled a chicken leg in front of him and gnawed on it.

The only superhero she likes is the flamboyant Iron Man.

He is handsome, has money, and has a good head.

The most important thing is the obligation to pay back the truth, being a businessman.

With an indescribable expression on Tony's face, he looked at the unceremonious girl in front of him.

Thanks to his bluetooth headset and dear smart butler, Jarvis has automatically turned on the siren, and it is estimated that police officers will come over in a while.

Tony said he still has a lot of confidence.

Jarvis: Tony, I have some bad news for you.

Tony Stark: What?

Jarvis: All the surrounding wireless networks are busy, and there is a powerful program virus blocking the control center.It is preliminarily judged that the other party, like me, is an artificial intelligence.

Tony: ...It doesn't matter, he still has his own strong muscles and a very smart brain.

Before Stark could react, another mechanical sound came directly into his earphones.

Bible: Hello, hello!I am the bible.

Iron Man: ...Who are you?

What about his Jarvis? !

Jarvis: I didn't expect you to care about me so much, sir.Here I am, this is the artificial intelligence I'm talking about, and I can't resist its data.

So you let him in? !

Tony: Are you that little girl's artificial intelligence?

Bible: Of course, otherwise who would bb with you here.

Iron Man is a bit confused. You must know that he made Jarvis almost the entire code of Sogou and his hard-working self-made system. It took many sleepless nights to create this most advanced artificial intelligence.

As a result, this came out. Have you ever heard of the Bible system actually breaking through Jarvis's coding defense? !

Iron Man: I don't know if I should say mmp or not.

The Bible is full of malicious comfort: You don't have to be too nervous.

Bible: Come, come, let me play a piece of "Little Apple" for you, Jarvis, download it, this is the brainwashing divine song of the great/heavenly/dynasties!Listen to it and feel better!

Dangdang, welcome to the hit song "Little Apple".

clap clap clap clap.

Tony swore he would never forget that terrible tone as long as he lived.

A terrifying but emotional male voice suddenly sounded in Iron Man's ears. Iron Man couldn't describe this terrifying tone, as if the sound of a magic sound entered his ears, stirring his guts. The weird male voice and tone suddenly entered his ears, pulling Tony nerve.

"What the hell?!" Tony tore off the earphones and looked at Qiao Luo with a broken face.

"You are my little one, little apple~ I can never love you too much..."

The music just now sounded in the computer stereo.

"My apple! blah blah blah blah blah!!!"

"Stop! Stop!!"

Tony covered his ears, trying to unplug the stereo.

Qiao Luo bit the drumstick, looking at the collapsed Iron Man, feeling a little distorted pleasure in his heart.

Do you also understand the pain of me listening to this broken song every day thousands of years ago?

How can you Europeans understand such "monster rumors"!

The English version of the Divine Comedy, system barrier-free translation.

Qiao Luo watched as his greasy fingers rubbed against the cushion.

Qiao Luo deeply felt that if his IQ was not high, it must be because he was stupid listening to this song.

【Qixiu Huaran】: This song...

[Dried Salted Fish]: Ah, my aunt downstairs is still dancing this dance, anchor, let this song spread!This kind of enchanting music should be shared in the world...

[Divine Comedy from Hell]: Europeans, how do you understand my pain! !Ha ha ha ha! !

【Flowers of the Motherland】: squinting smile/

Qiao Luo quietly looked at the relieved expression on Iron Man's unplugged face and said, "Tony, I can help fill the world with love."

Iron Man: Huh? ? ?

Why can't I understand what this big girl is saying?

How can he sell his arms for world peace?

"Just as you saw my appearance, and this," Qiao Luo pointed at the hamburger in front of him, slowly deforming, and under Iron Man's strange eyes, the hamburger turned into a three-dimensional cartoon image.

But...Iron Man squeezed it, it was soft, fragrant, and edible.

"Mutant?" Iron Man raised an eyebrow.

Mutants are not uncommon these days. I didn't expect that there are as many as Chinese cabbages on the street.

Qiao Luo smiled: "Part-time wizards, and Taoist priests."

Iron Man was puzzled: "What do you want to do?"

Jolo: "It's simple, I'm going to be President of the United States."

Jarvis: ...

Tony chuckled: "Little sister, go home and play in the mud, uncle has something else to do."

Where is the mentally retarded, give him hamburger and chicken drumsticks.

Qiao Luo picked up a bunch of bomb weapon cartoon stickers, and in an instant, a cannon entity suddenly appeared, with a pile of explosives under his feet: "Oh."

Yo, it's pretty cool, but it's not made of paper yet.

Tony was careless, you are so good, he didn't believe that this little girl dared to shoot.

then……

"boom--"

Tony looked at a mushroom cloud in the sky.

Tony looked up.

Iron Man·Smile·Mouth Cannon: Jarvis...

Jarvis: Actually, I wanted to tell you that her tone was very serious, but sir, you talk too fast.

Iron Man: Maybe I can stop her first by force.

The muscles and mermaid lines on his body are not for nothing.

Jarvis: Sir, don't even think about it.According to the friendly reminder from the artificial intelligence, I scanned the physical fitness of the woman in front of me. In comparison, you only have points for insoles for her.

Jarvis's tone was compassionate: Surrender, sir.

Tony: What the hell can I say when you're like this? !

Qiao Luo has already aimed the cannon at Iron Man, and said in a gentle tone: "I can also take out the spaceships in science fiction movies. As long as I don't die, there is no limit to my abilities."

Iron Man smiled immediately: "No, no, actually, I'm already very upset with that bald man, and I'm very willing to make this deal."

No matter how clever he is, he can't do the cannon.

A little slut who dares to demonstrate this weapon live is definitely either mentally retarded or insane.

He's just a flirt, saying he can't afford to mess with him.

Qiao Luo patted Iron Man on the shoulder with relief: "When I ascend the throne, I will make you prime minister."

Iron Man: "Haha, where is it?"

System & Jarvis: We're witnessing a dirty deal.

The author has something to say:

I knew you didn't love me anymore.

PS: By the way, if you read my article, please be careful. If you don’t say [this article is not cheating], you can’t blame me if you cheat.

Of course, this article is not cheating.

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