atypical business

"Then what," Yuan Wangye naively held a hopeful hope even though the last place had become an established fact after seeing the simple and shabby room, "Did we really not choose?"

"There are still some," said the owner, a kind old couple, who are very warm and caring. "The firewood room and the pigsty are quite big. Where do you want to live?"

"..." Yuan Wangye politely declined, "Thank you, I think our apartment is pretty good."

"It's not bad that the room is small." This room is really small. An ordinary double bed takes up half of the space, and when you turn around, you will kick the foot of the bed. Shen Xia Nian is used to having fun in the midst of suffering, comforting them while spreading the quilt , "It's so small and warm, the weather is cold, and we hug each other to sleep at night and it's warm."

"I can't cuddle with you to sleep," Ku Gai refused righteously, "My father said that boys and girls can't sleep in the same bed, otherwise the consequences will be serious!"

"What consequences?"

Shen Xianian blinked curiously.

"Speaking out will scare you to death."

"Let's talk, I'm so curious."

"Yes, I will have a baby," Kugai stammered, his little face flushed into a red apple, "I'm still young, I think it's too early to have a baby..."

"Hahahaha, where the hell are you, hahahaha—" Yuan Wangye laughed and rolled all over the bed, "Hahaha, then don't sleep with him."

"You are not allowed to sleep with Niannian!" Kugai grabbed Yuan Wangye's trousers, trying to pull him off the bed, "Get off for me!"

"Well, I'm really a boy." Shen Xianian was amused and helpless, so he had to tie up his hair before taking off the earrings, "What about this?"

"Is there a difference?" Ku Gai looked Shen Xia Nian carefully from head to toe, and tilted his head in doubt, "Didn't you just tie your hair up?"

"..." Shen Xianian had no choice but to say, "Come on, let's go to the bathroom together."

"No, no, no, no!"

Kugai and his last stubbornness, hold on to the quilt and never let go.

"Let's go."

Shen Xianian took Kugai away without saying a word. Yuan Wangye lay on the bed and spread out his big characters, when he suddenly heard a heart-piercing wail from outside the door:

"Ahh no! Help—"

Yuan Wangye couldn't bear to hide his face: Do you know how to harm a person for a lifetime is to destroy his three views when he was five years old...

When Shen Xianian hugged Ku Gai back again, tears and snot covered Ku Gai's face like a mask, obviously he was greatly stimulated.

"What did you do to him?" Yuan Wangye whispered to Shen Xianian.

"I just proved that I am a man and showed him that what he has, I have."

"You are vicious."

"Oh, otherwise he will drag you to sleep on the floor together." Shen Xianian glanced at the clock on the wall, "It's getting late, Xiao Gai, let's go to bed."

Ku Gai obviously accepted it physically but couldn't psychologically. He got under the bed and revealed two red eyes, observing Shen Xianian's every move.

"Where do you sleep, Xiao Gai?"

"middle."

"You sleep in the innermost place," Yuan Wangye threatened Kugai, "be careful that we squeeze you into meatloaf in the middle of your sleep."

"That's why you squeezed me on purpose," Kugai had already seen through everything, "Do you want to give birth to your baby every year?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Yuan Wangye made a serious face, and moved the cool cover to the innermost part without any reason, "I have slept with him several times, and he is not pregnant, you child is full of messy things ?”

"Don't dare to talk nonsense!" Shen Xianian jumped up and covered Yuan Wangye's mouth in horror, "Who has slept with you several times?"

"Didn't you—" Yuan Wangye realized Shen Xianian's madly suggestive gaze, and the camera was still filming, leaving someone behind his mouth, "Oh, I remembered wrongly, didn't I sleep with you several times, I slept with you Brother Beicheng fell asleep several times."

Well, stop talking, the more you paint, the darker it is just like you!Shen Xianian quickly pushed Yuan Wangye into the bed:

"Good night!"

"I want to have a good night mua." Ku Gai said softly.

"Okay here, mua." Shen Xianian kissed Kugai's smooth forehead and asked jokingly, "Do you want another big friend?"

"……no."

Yuan Wangye is the real coolguy, and a coolguy doesn't bother to ask for a goodnight kiss.

When the camera was turned off, Yuan Wangye turned over on tiptoe, taking advantage of the bright moonlight filtering through the thin curtains, for fear of disturbing the two of them.The bed was too small, and Yuan Wangye was afraid of being squeezed into the cool cover, so he could only sleep a little outside, so it was inevitable that he would be close to Shen Xianian.

As soon as he raised his eyes, he met Shen Xianian's gaze. It was rare for him to have the courage to face Shen Xianian directly. He lowered his head and whispered in Shen Xianian's ear, "Is the goodnight kiss already expired?"

Shen Xianian only felt soft and fluffy feathers scratching his earholes, which made his heart itch. He curled his lips:

"Where do you want to kiss?"

"Where do you think the goodnight kiss is?" Yuan Wangye asked back.

"That……"

Shen Xianian lowered his eyes, stared at Yuan Wangye's lips, squeezed his Adam's apple and rolled, and slowly approached Yuan Wangye. Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a towering black figure standing behind Yuan Wangye, secretly observing them. Shen Xianian rolled back in fright. , The bed was too small, and there was nothing behind him. Seeing that he was about to fall out of the bed, Yuan Wangye hurriedly reached out to catch him.

"What happened to Kugai?!" Shen Xianian gasped in shock, "You scared me to death!"

"Hmm... think..." Ku Gai was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, stood up staggeringly, fell into Yuan Wangye's arms again, and repeated on his body like a dream, "pee, pee... ..."

"I'll take you."

Yuan Wangye got out of bed and wanted to hug Kugai to go to the bathroom, but Kugai insisted on going by himself, so Yuan Wangye led Kugai out to the bathroom, Shen Xianian lay on the bed and calmed down, and then the three of them were bedded together until dawn.

"Then...let's take a look at Yuan Wangye's family..."

What appeared in the camera was the scene of Yuan Wangye embracing left and right: Shen Xianian was sleeping peacefully in the crook of his right arm, Ku Gai was hugging his forehead and left arm, three people were wrapped in a small quilt, at first glance they seemed to be enjoying themselves a family of three.

In order to increase the effect of the program, the production team also specially got a small gong and drum, stood by the bed, knocked it "dang", and shouted loudly:

"Wake-up-le-"

Three people, big and small, bounced up in unison:

"What's wrong?!"

"Wake up, three treasures of auspiciousness, today's task is to collect ingredients, otherwise there will be no food tonight."

"..." Yuan Wangye, who opened his mouth and stretched out his hand, was facing a severe survival crisis for the first time, "You don't want us to go up the mountain and down the river to dig wild vegetables and fish?"

"Oh! Good!" Kugai jumped up and down on the bed excitedly, "Go! Go!"

"Don't worry, you won't be left unarmed."

After putting on the equipment, everyone took a group photo together, just like a group photo of members of a village agricultural committee before going to the field.Because Jiang Beicheng and Xiaopang are only two people, the program team provided them with some ingredients. Everyone "blamed" Jiang Beicheng for getting something for nothing. Jiang Beicheng hugged Xiaopang in aggrieved way:

"Little fat, fat, they all bully uncle, what should we do?"

"I flattened them all." Xiaopang said foolishly.

Ku Gai pulled up Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye and rushed out:

"This time we want to be first!"

Before departure, the host told them which wild vegetables and fruits are edible, which fish are delicious, and children are still young, so it is difficult for them to distinguish clearly, so it is the adults who remember them.

"I dig wild vegetables and go fishing every year. Brother Xiaoye is the tallest, and brother Xiaoye goes to pick fruits."

"You can't dig, let me dig." Yuan Wangye waved the iron head in his hand, "Your distribution is very unreasonable. You should go fishing and dig wild vegetables every year."

"You can't let the little fairy do hard work." Ku Gai pushed his sunglasses smartly.

"Who is the little fairy?" Shen Xianian held his face in surprise, "Are you talking about me?"

"Well, since you are a boy, you are a fairy boy."

"Your mouth is so sweet!" Shen Xianian's heart was about to be sweetened, and he pinched Kugai's tender little face, "Brother, I'll dig wild vegetables for you right now!"

"I'll dig!" Kugai picked up his small hoe.

"I'll dig." Yuan Wangye snatched Kugai's small hoe.

"Otherwise, let's dig together," Shen Xianian flicked the fishing rod, "I'm going fishing."

"OK then."

Ku Gai and Yuan Wangye, one big and one small, went up the mountain with hoes on their shoulders. From the halfway up the mountain, you can see the stream. Shen Xianian wore a big straw hat and sat by the stream fishing. Yuan Wangye was digging, and Ku Gai was responsible for picking it up. Credit:

"Niannian! I dug up a lot of wild vegetables!"

"Gai is great! I love you!"

Shen Xianian smiled and waved to Kugai. Yuan Wangye felt amused and helpless, and dug a small hole in the soil with a hoe:

"Obviously I did the digging, okay? Don't steal the fruits of my labor. Well, you can continue to pick them up. You can wash the vegetables later."

"and many more."

"Ok?"

"I saw a big bug! Wow! It's so big!" Kugai's eyes lit up excitedly, "There are so many feet!"

"what?"

Yuan Wangye poked his head curiously, and almost didn't spit it out: Ku Gai pushed aside the grass, and there was a tree stump in the grass. The branch, poked it curiously, picked up one and rolled it on the branch:

"Brother Xiao Ye, look, is it big?"

"Ah, don't show it to me!" Although Yuan Wangye's pets are snakes, lizards, and spiders, which are relatively strange species, and his tolerance for bugs is quite normal, but for creatures like millipedes, it is really physiological. Disgusting, this millipede was obviously confused when it was picked out of the group. It was curled up on a branch and twisted into a figure 9, crumbling, "Don't take it again! Take it away! Brother!"

"Cool Brother! Gei Brother! Cool Gei Brother, I beg you!" Yuan Wangye picked up his hoe in fright, but still kept smiling, "That tree stump must be their warm little home, just like you, me, and every year How can you have the heart to break up their families? Right?"

"Well, you have a point."

Ku Gai was obviously influenced, nodded solemnly, turned and ran away.Yuan Wangye suddenly felt that his image became tall and mature in an instant. He used his love and wisdom to influence an ignorant and ignorant child and let him know when he lost his way. This is what a positive energy idol should do!Yuan Wangye was still immersed in his self-movement, and vaguely heard a rush of footsteps from far to near behind him:

"Brother Xiaoye! Brother Xiaoye! I listened to your words and reunited their family!"

Yuan Wangye looked back and saw that Kugai Chunfeng was holding five or six branches with a full face. Each branch was covered with dense ephedra and black and white millet, wriggling and slender feet, entangled with each other, which made Yuan Wangye let out a changed tone. Screaming:

"Ahhh-"

"What's wrong with you?!" Shen Xianian shouted anxiously at the foot of the mountain.

"Are you a devil?!" Every cell in Yuan Wangye's body screamed disgusted and resisted, "Let them go, let me go, you win, I will call you brother, no, call you big brother from now on No? You take them home, okay?"

"Okay," Kugai's face was full of reluctance, but he obediently went to release Malu, "I'll send them home."

Yuan Wangye was really scared. He monitored Kugai's every move, afraid that the elder brother would uproot the tree stump and move it here. At this moment, a scream came from the foot of the mountain:

"Ah! Don't come here!"

It was Shen Xianian's voice!Yuan Wangye and Ku Gai immediately dropped the branches to look around. Shen Xianian was kidnapped by two men in black, and Ku Gai rushed down the mountain with a small hoe:

"Let go of Niannian!"

Kugai ran very fast, the mountain was full of gravel and mud, he accidentally kicked a stone, and saw that he was about to roll down the mountain with a gurgling sound, Yuan Wangye immediately flew forward, hugged Kugai tightly in his arms, and both of them Rolled down the slope.Fortunately, Yuan Wangye was lucky enough, they fell into the haystack, and with thick clothes on, they survived unscathed.

"We are the subordinates of the wild vegetable spirit in the mountains." The man in black used a voice changer, so he laughed eccentrically, "The wild vegetable spirit has taken a fancy to your companions. If you don't dig up a hundred wild vegetables and hand them over to us before sunset, When the time comes, hum..."

"What are you going to do to Niannian?!"

"At that time, your companion will be captured by the wild vegetable spirit and become his wife, and he will also become a wild vegetable, pinch hahaha!"

After finishing speaking, he took Shen Xianian hostage and ran away without a trace.

Yuan Wangye was quite speechless. This setting is too insulting to IQ, isn't it a lie to children?

"Brother Xiaoye," Kugai tugged at Yuan Wangye's sleeves, tears rolled in his eyes, but he still tried hard to hold back, "Let's go dig a hundred wild vegetables quickly, or every year will become A wild vegetable woooooo..." Thinking that Shen Xianian might turn into a wild vegetable, Ku Gai couldn't help crying, "Brother Xiaoye, we want to save Niannian..."

The innocence and kindness of a child is a precious gift from God to this cruel world. Kugai doesn’t know that this is just a setting of the program group. He likes Niannian very much, so he doesn’t want to be caught by the wild vegetable spirit every year to become his wife and become a wild vegetable , Yuan Wangye took off his dirty gloves, wiped Kugai's tears and blew his nose with his hand:

"Coolguy is not allowed to cry. Crying won't solve any problems. Let's dig a hundred wild vegetables together to save Niannian."

"Niannian must be a little fairy, right?" Ku Gai was sobbing and trying to dig wild vegetables, and he analyzed with reason, "That's why he was caught by the wild vegetables and became his wife."

"...Well," Yuan Wangye nodded, digging out the wild vegetables, "he is a very good person."

"I like Niannian, I don't want Niannian to become a wild vegetable, woohoo..." Kugai started digging and crying again.

"Why are you always crying?" Yuan Wangye smiled helplessly, "I also like Niannian, so I will definitely not let him become a wild vegetable."