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If you are a professional, it is easy to dig a hundred wild vegetables a day, but the children who grew up in the city like Yuan Wangye and Kugai, the posture of holding a hoe is not standard, and it is even more difficult to find usable wild vegetables all over the mountains and fields. difficulty.

"How many?"

"32."

Ku Gai dragged the big basket given by the program group, and leaned on the side of the basket to carefully count the number of wild vegetables.Yuan Wangye really couldn't figure it out, what's the point of setting a task like digging up a hundred wild vegetables?Can no one else dig it?The two of them covered the weight of the whole program group?Or is it because his fan name is Yecai, and he wants to let himself get in touch with Yecai?Yuan Wangye just wanted to stand on the top of the mountain and ask the sky and the earth.Ku Gai is very active, he is desperately digging wild vegetables in order to prevent Shen Xianian from becoming a wild vegetable.In this case, it is a test of acting skills. Yuan Wangye is not really anxious because he knows that it is only the design of the program group. It is just to show the pure and noble hearts of the children, so as to increase the sense of fun and education.

Yuan Wangye was burying his head in digging, when he was suddenly framed up from left to right:

"Hmph, Yuan Wangye, you also have today's tia!"

"Pinch hehe, the carp king has taken a fancy to you!"

"I want to catch you to be my wife! Turn you into a mermaid, thank you Dade, pinch haha!"

The two talked and sang together, and they were also wearing an ugly fish headgear of an unidentifiable species, which looked quite similar.

Seeing that Yuan Wangye was about to be robbed, Ku Gai rushed over and hugged Yuan Wangye's thigh tightly:

"Let go of Brother Ono! Let him go!"

"Hmph! Where did the little hairy boy come from! Go away!"

"Don't take Brother Xiaoye away! Brother Xiaoye is mine!"

The cool cover was forcibly pulled away, but he still clung to Yuan Wangye's trouser legs. The two fish-headed monsters insisted on taking Yuan Wangye away, pulling back and forth like a tug-of-war. Open your legs to slow down the sliding speed of your pants:

"I'll go, I'll go! I can walk by myself! Xiao Gai! No matter what, try to keep walking with a smile! Ahh——"

"If you want to save your brother Xiaoye, go to the place where the moon grows on the ground, and ask the mountain god to help you!"

Then Yuan Wangye was snatched away, and the staff took him down the mountain. As soon as he entered the lounge, the ABO members gathered together. Yuan Wangye lifted his pants, walked in and gloated and asked:

"You were also captured by the carp king to be your wives? It's okay, we are reunited."

"Who was caught as a wife?" Jiang Beicheng cast a puzzled look at Yuan Wangye, "I am a sacrifice to the mountain god."

"I'm the golden boy of Shan Guo Zi Jing." Zhong Ziqian revealed his identity lightly.

"I am the jade girl of Shan Guo Zi Jing." Chen Zui raised his hand with a smile.

"Why are Xiao Ye and I the only wives!" Shen Xia Nian was filled with grief and indignation.

"I'm a jade girl, and it's not going to be any better." Chen patted Shen Xianian's shoulder most reassuringly, "Let's wait for our little knight to save us."

There are a total of three cameras to follow the three children respectively, whoever's child is in pain, and everyone is nervously staring at the children's reactions on the screen.Fatty is the calmest, and the reminder he got was that "the moon grows on the ground" to find the mountain god. The place where the "moon grows on the ground" is the stream where Shen Xianian fished. The tip Amy got was also "the moon grows on the ground", so she kept running on the mountain, looking down for the moon.Ku Gai combines work and rest. When he is tired of digging wild vegetables, he will cry, and when he is tired from crying, he picks up a small hoe and continues digging wild vegetables. Obviously, he still keeps in mind that "if the sunset does not dig a hundred wild vegetables, Shen Xianian will become one." "wild vegetables", Yuan Wangye was a little jealous:

"He doesn't even go to Moon Creek, does he want me to be the carp king's wife?!"

"Please, you are turning into a mermaid. After all, a mermaid's upper body is also a human being, right?" Shen Xianian pointed out the priority of the problem, "I just turned into a wild vegetable! I'm not even a human anymore!"

"Are you so reluctant to be my fan?" Yuan Wangye snorted, "It's also good to be a wild vegetable, and who knows if the mermaid's upper body is human or lower body!"

Under the guidance and prompting of the NPC, the three children finally meet at the top of the mountain. The children's imagination is extremely rich, and they wake up instantly when they look down:

"The moon on the ground! It's a brook! The brook is shaped like a moon!"

"Rush ah ah ah!"

With Kugai's order, the three children ran down the mountain together hand in hand, and ran to the stream. A female NPC in ancient costume appeared behind the tree:

"I am the mountain god of this mountain. I heard that you need my help?"

"Give me back my uncle Beicheng!" Xiaopang spread his hands and begged the mountain god.

"Pfft, Uncle Beicheng!" Yuan Wangye laughed and thumped Jiang Beicheng, "You are called uncle! Uncle! Hahahaha!"

"Is it strange to be called uncle?" Jiang Beicheng tugged at Yuan Wangye's cheek, "Of course you, a post-00s generation, don't understand the pain of our post-90s generation."

"Sister Shanshen, please," Amy clasped her hands and made a very pious wish, "Help me save the most brother and brother Aqian!"

"I haven't dug up a hundred wild vegetables yet, Sister Shanshen, help me, help me rescue Brother Xiaoye," Ku Gai was very firm, "Brother Xiaoye and I are going to save Niannian, brother Xiaoye and I both I like Niannian very much, let's not turn Niannian into a wild vegetable!"

Shen Xianian was so moved that tears filled his eyes, and the little bird leaned on Yuan Wangye's shoulder to wipe away the tears:

"Our baby is awesome!"

Yuan Wangye was shocked. Although he knew that Shen Xianian was just joking, he couldn't help but put the wings of imagination on himself: Kugai went through untold hardships and broke through difficulties and obstacles, and finally rescued Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian, and their family of three was happy ever since. Live together happily, but before that, the house needs to be changed. That house is too small to live in, which is not conducive to the healthy growth of Kugai's body and mind...

"It's your turn to play."

The staff greeted the ABO people, took them to a room with a shabby scene, and locked everyone in a cage.Yuan Wangye was locked next to Shen Xianian, and the two could still chat through the railing:

"Brother Nian, if the program set up that we can only save one of us, who do you think Xiao Gai will save?"

"Let's save you." Shen Xianian thought about it seriously, "You are stronger, so he rescued you first, and then you all figure out a way to save me together."

"Then I'll let him save you first," Yuan Wangye said without hesitation, "The rescued person will definitely live, so you will definitely live."

"..." Shen Xianian was shocked by Yuan Wangye's sudden earnestness. While being flattered, there was also a burst of ambiguous sweetness. Shen Xianian's heart softened, he smiled sweetly, "I'll let Xiao Gai save you first, there are so many people who love you, you can't let those who love you feel sad."

"..." Yuan Wangye didn't know whether Shen Xianian really didn't understand, or he was just pretending to be deaf and dumb, "Then let Xiao Gai save us both, Xiao Gai! Help!"

"I heard Brother Ono's cry for help! Come here, everyone!"

The children pushed open the door and saw their guardian locked in a cage, jumping up and down anxiously.Xiaopang wanted to use brute force to destroy Guan Jiangbeicheng's cage. Amy ran around looking for the key. When Kugai saw Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian intact, he burst into tears with relief:

"That's great... Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow...

Compared with the first day, Kugai's appearance has nothing to do with Kugai at all, his little face is dirty with mud and tears, and the clothes on his body are so dirty that the original color cannot be seen. Shen Xianian expressed his distress to Kugai Open your arms:

"Don't cry, Xiao Gai, come here and give Niannian a hug!"

Kugai ran to Shen Xianian's arms with tears, and said with snot and tears:

"I must rescue you! You wait for me to find the key!"

After finishing speaking, Kugai wiped his face with his sleeve indiscriminately, turned around and went out with his friends under the guidance of NPC.

"This game is too cruel for children." Chen most sullenly kicked the cage, "I just hope that all children can grow up happily and peacefully every day. There is nothing wrong with being ordinary, I don't need They are great heroes, come to save the world and save us."

"I also think, and it's not good to deceive them like this," Jiang Beicheng sighed, "Go out and apologize to them, and tell them it's all fake."

With the unremitting joint efforts of the three children, the guardian was finally rescued.

After Ku Gai repeatedly confirmed that Shen Xianian would not turn into a wild vegetable, he burst into laughter.Ku Gai had been running around outside all day, tired and cold, and he couldn't stop feeling sleepy as soon as he entered the steaming bathroom. If Shen Xianian hadn't hugged him, he would have fallen asleep on the non-slip tiles in the bathroom.This time Ku Gai insisted on sleeping in the middle, holding Shen Xianian with his left hand and Yuan Wangye with his right hand, to prevent them from turning into a wild vegetable and a mermaid.

The camera was still shooting, but Yuan Wangye still told the truth compared to his tortured conscience:

"Xiao Gai, in fact, we all lied to you."

"what……"

Kugai was too sleepy to keep his eyes open.

"There is no wild vegetable essence in this world, and there is no carp king." Shen Xianian didn't care about the camera, "I will not become a wild vegetable, and Brother Xiaoye will not become a mermaid. They are all lying to you, so..."

"I'm sorry." Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian apologized to Kugai in unison.

"What?!" Ku Gai was drowsy at first, but after hearing Shen Xianian's words, he jumped up from the bed, "Did you really lie to me?!"

"Mmm... I'm sorry." Shen Xia Nian felt extremely guilty.

"You really won't turn into wild vegetables and mermaids?!"

"Of course not..." Yuan Wangye didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he was still thinking about it no matter what time it was.

"Yeah! That's great! Yay! Yay!" Ku Gai threw himself into the arms of Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye excitedly, "Great! It's great that you won't turn into wild vegetables and mermaids!"

Yuan Wangye was taken aback for a moment, then rubbed Kugai's little face helplessly and pamperingly:

"You really are a little fool."

After the recording of "Cubs, Let's Go", it was originally planned to be broadcast in mid-April. However, at the beginning of April, the relevant department pointed out anonymously and vaguely that the screen images of some popular stars and idols today tend to be feminine, even Difficulty distinguishing between genders, misleading children to have cognitive barriers and misunderstandings about male and female gender, this kind of "girly style" has swept over and become a "social disease", this phenomenon can be allowed to exist, because we are tolerant A pluralistic society, but not excessive, and requires the correct guidance of relevant departments.

The directivity is obvious. When netizens see the word "mother", they immediately think of the current popular in the entertainment industry, with a soft image and a few central lines. For a while, the online opinions are extremely polarized.

Some people think that there are sissy boys singing and dancing on the screen every day, and it is disgusting to watch, and the three views of children are still in the shaping stage. If boys accept the "mother-like style", they must be banned, all banned!Purge the entertainment industry!

Some people think that the definition of "mother" itself is double sex discrimination. Gender stereotypes are always deeply rooted. Everyone has the right to pursue their own preferences. There is no law in the world that stipulates that men cannot wear lipstick.

However, no matter how much it is torn up on the Internet, the top priority is to solve the image problem of Shen Xianian in "Let's Go, Cub".The program team has two plans: the first is to cut Shen Xianian into short hair, but it is time-consuming and laborious, and the final effect is also very strange; the second is to cut out all the scenes that Shen Xianian appears, but part of Shen Xianian is with Yuan Wangye If you want to cut all the shots, Yuan Wangye's shots will also be reduced, and it will cause the content of the variety show to be very incoherent and affect the perception.

Hong Dingding was worried about losing his hair again. Finally, after weighing the pros and cons, he decided to cut all of Shen Xianian's shots, and let Shen Xianian come out for activities after the limelight passed.

After Yuan Wangye found out, he was unhappy, so he was not allowed to cut it, and broadcast it directly, and he was not allowed to cut anything related to Shen Xianian!Hong Dingding thought that he was dissatisfied with the reduction of his shots, so he backed down: Otherwise, the shots of you and Xia Nian in the same frame would not be cut?Yuan Wangye was still not happy:

"Even Brother Nian is not allowed to cut solo scenes, who would dare to touch him if I'm around?"

Facts have proved that Xiao Yuan Wu Ye was not called for nothing, and "Let's Go, Cub" was successfully broadcast through the online review.

Other idols who took the neutral route disappeared completely during this period, and tried to avoid being on the trending search, after all, the gun hits the head.Therefore, the popularity of "Cub, Let's Go" made Shen Xianian the target of public criticism.

While incurring all kinds of insults, some people stood up and praised Shen Xianian's bravery:

@空成: My little brother is so brave. Being beautiful is not necessarily just a compliment for girls. Being beautiful and beautiful can be regardless of gender, and my little brother is very kind-hearted, so he must be popular!

@用你左名向老子: Thank you everyone for liking our family for Niannian, and for sending us the beautiful photos of Niannian’s six-pack abs! [love you] [picture]

@黑泽明: I have an impression of this star. Last time Liu Liuliu took pictures of his women's clothing, those two photos shocked me. I don't think there is anything wrong with men wearing makeup or wearing women's clothing. I am also a man and have friends around me People with gender cognitive impairment also have pure preferences. Learning to respect differences is a manifestation of social progress

@-SIN-: I just like pretty beauties, male or female, is there a problem?Who is aesthetically deformed?I think beauty is beauty, so don't tell me what to do with me!

Of course, after watching "Cubs, Let's Go", the most excited person will always be CP fans:

@九派沟吴彦祖: …………… I seem to be watching the daily life of a family of three. Is this maternal brilliance in sxn real? ? ?Ye Nian is actually married in secret, right? ?This episode "Let's Go, Cub" will be treasured forever in my mind. I will show it to my little sisters 1491640237502 times and write me a review of no less than 800 words to prove that Ye Nian is true

@桃果糖: Ye Nian even gave birth to a child. I don’t believe that this cool guy was not born to O5, and just like Dad, he is a good boy who looks cool but is soft and kind-hearted [poor] [crying ][Love]

@qishenhualushui: Today's ABO still makes me feel awkward. What kind of show is this for novice couples? ?The captain is like a lonely and helpless single parent [laughing and crying] The picture of Ye Nian's family of three sleeping together is too cute, oh my heart is soft fufu! !This kind of danmei novel in the entertainment industry really exists in daily life! !I am trying to love! !

@-petdog-: The little prince fell in love with the little fairy and gave birth to a little coolguy. 1551 is so sweet. Is there anyone willing to write an article? ?I beg for money from Alipay!

……

Once the "motherhood" incident was over, Shen Xianian unexpectedly received an unbelievable endorsement—an endorsement for sanitary napkins.