atypical business

After the festival, Radio and Television issued a new policy, strictly controlling the duration of minors’ participation in variety shows. Minors are not allowed to appear on star programs after ten o’clock in the evening. It is necessary to promote positive, healthy and positive social energy, and also All minors, idols with high school education or below are required to participate in the answering program "I Love My Country" launched by CCTV. The time will be in mid-March. At that time, many idols will gather on the same field battle, which will be broadcast live on TV and the Internet at the same time. Contestants who make too many mistakes will be banned from appearing on star programs within three months.

Yuan Wangye is the C position. If a group is on the program, no one can be missing the C position. This means that if Yuan Wangye fails the exam, their entire group will not be able to appear on any TV programs for three months, so there is Yuan Wangye. Hanging beams and cones thorns in the cold window to study hard such a situation.

"Only by using Marxist materialism and atheism to occupy the ideological and cultural positions, can we better promote the construction of socialist spiritual civilization and completely break the feudal superstition..." Yuan Wangye couldn't bear to throw the supplementary book on the ground, "I can't take it anymore, I'm going crazy, today either you die or I die!" Yuan Wangye was like a runaway fire-breathing little dinosaur, "Obviously I'm already eighteen! If it wasn't for a hiatus from high school, I would have graduated early! "

"Don't you have different ages on all your documents? Wait for the review by the program team." Shen Xianian chewed on potato chips, distracted from the plot of the TV series to send condolences to Yuan Wangye, "You are the hope of our entire group, Ono, come on!"

In fact, in the entertainment industry, lying about age is nothing new. The domestic environment is such that actresses in particular will lie about their age in order to maintain their acting career.

Some popular florets and young students will also change their ages. People in the entertainment industry are more or less superstitious about numerology, counting their birthdays, whether they will be popular, and whether their star journey will be bumpy.If the calculated result is average, some celebrities will forge a fake birthday different from that on their ID card to boost their stardom.To be more ruthless, even the ID card was changed at the same time, so as to change the luck.It is said that Xiaohong relies on praise, Dahong relies on fate, and strong praise is punished by God. I don't know whether it is really useful or not.

However, Yuan Wangye's reason for lying about his age is quite special:

"Do you think I think so! It's my mother who said that I have the order of the emperor and general. If the horoscope of my birthday falls into the hands of the bad guys, they will trick me or something. Anyway, if it is serious, I will die."

Shen Xianian was also joking, your crown prince really has a lot of taboos, is there a throne for you to inherit?Yuan Wangye gave him a look of "you know it yourself" - Shen Xianian couldn't laugh immediately.

After two weeks of tossing, Yuan Wangye’s program still didn’t work out. He read at night for two weeks, thinking about the core values ​​of socialism while eating.As a result, three days before the recording of the program, the production team sent a message saying that after the identity verification, Yuan Wangye had exceeded the age range and lost the qualification to participate in "I Love My Country". Hong Dingding regretted this with 12 points , and convey Yuan Wangye’s regrets together, hoping to have the opportunity to contribute to the construction of a socialist society with Chinese characteristics in the future.

Yuan Wangye jumped up when he heard about it. If Jiang Beicheng and Shen Xianian hadn't held him together, Yuan Wangye would have jumped out of the window on the spot and turned into a steel warrior tearing up the studio: Why did you say you don't need to be on the show now? !Compensate my brain capacity!

The official Weibo also issued a statement, saying that due to certain force majeure factors, Yuan Wangye canceled his participation in the recording of "I Love My Country", and expressed deep regret.

Fans know it well, so they are as quiet as a chicken, but there are always those who dare to expose the truth: Yuan Wangye lied about his age!Idol Disqualification!Boom was bombed on the second day, that is, this Weibo account was blocked, and then it was said that one bombed the other, and the number one in the universe was C—so Yuan Wangye got another black name, the number one in the universe C, abbreviated as Yu C.

However, Yuan Wangye was really lucky. Once he did not participate in "I Love My Country", the first episodes of many variety shows in the first year have been approached by ABO to record. Food, outdoor competition, real-scene reasoning... It can be said that it is up to you to choose.

"Let's Go, Baby, I think it's pretty good." Shen Xianian chose one that doesn't require strenuous exercise, but also suits his preferences. "I really like children! How fun it is to bring a baby!"

"I think "Runrunrun" is more fun." Yuan Wangye prefers fun and sporty outdoor competitions.

"Doesn't anyone like "I am God of Cooking"? You can eat on the show!" Chen looked far-sighted at first glance, "It also shows that we are very homely. I think "I am God of Chef" is good."

"I don't know how to cook, instant noodles are okay." Jiang Beicheng raised his hands in surrender.

"I've entered the kitchen no more than ten times in my life." Yuan Wangye said confidently.

"I cook very well," Shen Xianian was a little ashamed to say, "I eat to survive..."

"Aqian!"

"I'll follow you."

——Shen Xianian swears that he never secretly drank a thousand cups to keep himself from getting drunk.

"Don't you all want to participate in "Detective Ke Dongdong"?!" Jiang Beicheng was amazed, "I think with our superior intelligence, we will be able to catch the real culprit!"

"Otherwise, let's vote, there is no limit to the number of votes."

These are all good resources, and it’s not a loss to choose any one, and with ABO’s popularity, even if you don’t get an invitation for this episode, the program team will send you another invitation for the next episode, it just depends on the preferences of most people.

"Famous Detective Ke Dongdong" good, two votes." Jiang Beicheng cast Yuan Wangye a look of "good brother, my brother didn't love you for nothing".

"'I am God of Cooking', two votes." Sure enough, it was Chen Zui and Zhong Ziqian, the disgusting young couple who were working together.

"I think it's most suitable for A Qian to participate in "I'm going to marry you today." Shen Xianian couldn't help complaining.

"I support with my real name," Jiang Beicheng took out his phone and pressed a button, "I'm here to ask Brother Ding, if I can contact the program group of "I'm going to marry you today" and ask if they accept same-sex couples ..."

"Where is "Runrunrun"?" Yuan Wangye raised his hands excitedly.

Except for Shen Xianian, everyone else raised their hands, and Yuan Wangye immediately gave Shen Xianian a pure and innocent doggy look, a bit coquettish and full of expectation. "Runrunrun" is currently the most popular large-scale outdoor competitive reality show in China. Those who can be invited by "Runrunrun" are all celebrities with certain popularity. If it was before, Shen Xia Nian would choose "Runrunrun" without hesitation, but now... Shen Xianian couldn't face the condemnation of his conscience, he lowered his eyes and dared not face Yuan Wangye directly.

"Okay, four votes for "Runrunrun", and finally "Cub, let's go"."

Everyone including Yuan Wangye raised their hands, and Jiang Beicheng said with a joke:

"Yo, Ono, don't you like children?"

"...If it's not noisy, the little brat wouldn't be so annoying..."

"Okay, let's go, cub." Jiang Beicheng decided through a democratic vote.

"Cubs, Let's Go" is a large-scale parent-child outdoor reality show that entertains and educates. Simply put, it is to let celebrities take care of their children. Originally, the previous seasons of "Cubs, Let's Go" were star couples bringing their own children. , Later, relevant policies were introduced to prohibit speculation about the children of celebrities, so the latest season of "Cubs, Let's Go" invites all amateur children.

There are five ABO members with three children, which means that they have to face the embarrassing situation of "two teams and one person alone". Yuan Wangye took the initiative to invite Shen Xianian to form a team, because he thinks that Shen Xianian looks like a good wife and mother. Comparable with children.So Jiang Beicheng was singled out and was ridiculed as a single father.

Three children, two boys and one girl, were randomly assigned.

"Do you like boys or girls?"

"I can do it," Shen Xianian held his face, sat on the sofa with bright eyes, looking forward to the arrival of the child, "I hope it's a girl!"

"I hope it's a girl too," Yuan Wangye scratched the tip of his nose shyly, "Girls are more obedient."

"coming!"

Like parents waiting for their children to finish class outside the kindergarten, everyone opened their arms to their children.

"Ahh! So cute, so cute, let me kiss you!" The girl was assigned to Chen Zui and Zhong Ziqian, and Chen Zui picked up the little girl and kissed him, "It's so cute! My brother's name is Chen Zui." Most, most powerful, what's your name?"

"My name is Amy," the little girl said shyly, "Brother Chen Zui, you are so handsome."

"Hehehe, I know...you are so cute too!"

Jiang Beicheng was assigned a chubby little fat man, but the little fat man raised Rou Dundun's thick arms seriously, wanting to shake hands with Jiang Beicheng:

"Hi, I'm Xiaopang, nice to meet you."

"Hello, I'm Jiang Beicheng," Jiang Beicheng held back his smile, bent down to shake hands with Xiaopang, "It's a pleasure to meet you... Puff hahahaha, you are too cute! Hey, let Brother Cheng hug... ouch It's really heavy," Jiang Beicheng felt pressured, "otherwise you can hug me."

"it is good."

Xiaopang actually hugged Jiang Beicheng's thigh to lift him up.

"Hey, hey, I'm just kidding, hey, hey, hey, what's wrong with me!"

And Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian were assigned to a cool guy, wearing a big peaked cap and a pair of heart-shaped sunglasses, Shen Xianian seemed to see a mini version of Yuan Wangye.

Shen Xianian hugged this "little Yuan Wangye" on his lap, looked at him, then looked at Yuan Wangye, Yuan Wangye was very uncomfortably sized up:

"Why are you looking at me? I'm a virgin," Yuan Wangye quickly changed the subject, "What's your name, kid?"

"My name is," the child ticked off his sunglasses, "The English name is coolguy, and the Chinese name is Kugai."

"... Huh?" Yuan Wangye, a post-00 generation, deeply realized that there was an insurmountable gap between himself and the post-10 generation, "All right, then I will call you Xiao Gai."

"Sister, you are so beautiful." Ku Gai jumped on Shen Xia Nian's lap, "Dad said, boys are not allowed to sit on girls' lap, it's impolite."

"……I am male."

Kugai widened his eyes:

"Then why do you have long hair?"

"Because..." Shen Xianian really didn't know how to explain it to the children, "Because I like it."

"Why are you still wearing earrings?"

"Because... because I love beauty!"

"Oh, I understand." No, your expression tells me that you don't understand at all. Shen Xianian introduced himself to him:

"I'm Shen Xianian, you can call me Brother Nian, and Nian Nian, he's Yuan Wangye, you can call him Brother Xiaoye."

"Then, can I call you Little Fairy?"

"No," Yuan Wangye quickly answered, "He's a man."

"Oh……"

No wonder the relevant departments want to rectify the star's screen image. Like Shen Xianian, it is easy to mislead children. Kugai's face is full of confusion of "she is obviously a girl, why do you say he is a boy".These children are only five or six years old this year, and many things are ignorant and unclear.

The first interesting event is the straw car race. The houses are selected in the order of No.1 to No.3. To put it bluntly, the last one can only live in others to pick the rest.

"What about chubby? They're all bullying uncle," Jiang Beicheng pretended to be wronged, and wept on chubby chubby shoulders. "There are two of them, and uncle has only one."

"A man can't cry," Xiaopang turned around, hugged Jiang Beicheng's head and patted it, "I'll give you two."

"Oh, I'm so touched!"

"Is Amy afraid?"

The three-person roller coaster is relatively large, with Amy sitting at the front and Chen sitting in the middle. Zhong Ziqian surrounds the two people in front from behind to protect their safety.

"Not afraid."

"Okay!" Chen was the most enthusiastic, "In order to grab the princess room for Amy, Aqian will rush for me!"

"Hold tight, Kugai."

"I'm OK."

Originally, Shen Xianian planned to sit like Chen Zui and let Kugai sit at the front, but Kugai was very stubborn and insisted that Shen Xianian sit at the front. Yuan Wangye tapped his helmet amusedly:

"You're quite capable of being a hero."

"Because I want to get it, No.1!" Kugai raised his fist and raised his arms and shouted.

"No.1!" Yuan Wangye's emotions were infected, and he shouted along with him.

"Three, two, one! Go!"

"what--"

"ah--"

"Ooh!"

"Ow—"

There are majestic and immature howls of ghosts and wolves floating all over the mountains and plains. The grass skater rushes down the slope and rushes forward for a while by inertia. It can only rely on human legs to push to the end point with a few hundred meters away. During this period, the body cannot leave the grass skateboard. Otherwise it will be regarded as waiver.

So the three cars kicked their legs like three tortoises in a race. There were only two people in Jiang Beicheng, and they rushed to the first place unexpectedly. Chen Zui and Zhong Ziqian asked Shen Amy to put away their legs, and they pedaled to the finish line together.

"You kicked me, you little short leg!"

"Hurry up! We are the last!" Ku Gai kicked like a tiger out of the mountain, kicking his legs very fiercely. Every time he kicked back, he kicked firmly on Yuan Wangye's calf, rubbing grass roots on Yuan Wangye's pants.

"No, the frequency of you two is wrong. I'm kicking, you all take your feet back!" Shen Xianian saw that he had fallen far behind the person in front, and was so anxious that he wanted to jump off the car.

"I kick! Xiao Gai, retract your legs for me!"

"Xiao Gai shrinks his legs, let your brother Xiaoye kick!"

Shen Xianian gave an order, and Ku Gai immediately retracted his legs obediently. Yuan Wangye exerted force on his legs and slid forward. Got last place.