atypical business

The company used Yuan Wangye's account to post a Weibo at [-]:[-] p.m.:

@ABO Yuan Wangye: 17-year-old Yuan Wangye, please give me more advice [cool][picture]

The photo shows a huge fondant cake with a Q-version of Yuan Wangye with small tiger ears and tail standing on it. As soon as this Weibo was posted, it was retweeted over a million times in just one hour. Everyone retweeted it like a military slogan , A long list of topics TAG #9月10日元望野日快乐##元望野17岁生日快乐##世界最好的元望野# and so on, fill up fifteen characters.

In fact, despite the fact that there are millions of celebrity fans nowadays, the number of effective fans is still an unsolved mystery. For example, Yuan Wangye has 800 million fans, so any random Weibo repost has 800 million. It seems that It seems that each of the 800 million fans has reposted it, but when you click on the Weibo repost, you will find that many trumpets without avatars have repeatedly reposted dozens or even hundreds, thousands of reposts, don’t doubt it’s water Jun, behind every account that looks like a zombie, there are hard-working reposts of girls who have worked so hard to stay up late and burst into liver baldness.

When the wild vegetables forwarded Weibo openly, the content was full of joy and kindness. As soon as they turned their heads, they scolded the cake in the circle of friends on Weibo. They didn’t even post selfies of their brothers. Prison visits and other accusations, no one has two faces in this world.

"Ahh, I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm so mad!"

Yuan Wangye was holding in his arms the birthday presents from his friends, a life-sized doll bear, who kept smashing the bear's head against the glass of the car. He was not relieved, so he sandwiched the doll bear between his legs, and looked at the naive doll bear. After a fat beating, he couldn't bear it after the beating, so he patted the doll bear's head guiltily:

"I'm sorry, did I hurt you? Do you think Bai Xiang deserves a beating?"

teddy bear: ":0-)"

"Right, you also think he deserves a beating!"

teddy bear: ":0-)"

"Good job, good brother," Yuan Wangye patted the doll bear's shoulder with satisfaction, "I will make you the vice president of my Yuan Wangye's official fan support club."

teddy bear: ":0-)"

"Brother Beicheng," Yuan Wangye leaned closer to Jiang Beicheng who was driving, "You said Bai Xiang wouldn't like Shen Xianian, right?"

"Ah?" Jiang Beicheng showed a puzzled expression, "Why do you think so?"

"My feeling," Yuan Wangye whispered into Jiang Beicheng's ear, even though there were only two people in the car, for fear of being overheard, "I also feel that Shen Xianian likes me—ah! What are you doing?" Why brake suddenly?!"

Yuan Wangye almost knocked his head on the windshield, hugging the doll bear in shock and glaring at Jiang Beicheng, Jiang Beicheng shrugged innocently:

"The light is red."

"Don't you think so? Brother Beicheng, you are so smart, you must have seen it."

"Hey, don't tell me, I still—" Jiang Beicheng said with a smile, "I really didn't see it."

"Mingming—hey," Yuan Wangye pouted, holding the doll's head affectionately, "Vice President, do you think Brother Nian likes me?"

teddy bear: ":0-)"

"Brother Beicheng, look, the vice president understands me."

"Hey, take a look, that big screen is wishing you a happy birthday," Jiang Beicheng lowered the car window, "Wow, it's magnificent."

"Huh? Let me take a look."

Yuan Wangye looked out the car window on the driver's side full of anticipation. On the huge advertising screen on a tall building not far away, with a dazzling red background, several colorful, shocking and breathtaking advertisements flashed. The big characters: Yuan Wangye happy 17th birthday, still scrolling, and the second sentence is: Moms love you.

"..." The corner of Yuan Wangye's mouth twitched, resisting the urge to cry or curse, "It's indeed my mother's favorite style."

"There is more in front. Today, the advertising screens in the whole city are covered by you."

"Report, the target has appeared, vomit your head, break your head, everyone is in your place, please answer if you receive it."

Shen Xianian lay on the stairs and watched for a long time, then suddenly entered a state of high alert, picked up the birthday cake and trotted all the way in.

"Received, please don't worry, Daddy Poxitou, Tumatou is already in place!" Chen Zui gestured OK, then turned to search for Zhong Ziqian, "Potutou, Potutou? Potutou Comrade lost contact?"

"I'm here." Zhong Ziqian poked his head out of the bathroom a little helplessly, "Are you sure you really want to surprise Xiao Ye like this?"

"Comrade Potutou, you have seriously violated organizational discipline," Chen said with a serious face, put the scroll in his hand next to Zhong Ziqian's ear, and blew twice, "First, you must use a code name to address you." For yourself, it is convenient to distinguish comrades-in-arms, and second, you must not question the orders of your superiors, and you must obey them absolutely! Are you clear?"

"……Clear."

"Okay, very good, let's start again now, Potutou, Potutou, I'm a motherfucker, please answer if you receive it."

Zhong Ziqian was taller than Chen by more than half a head. He looked straight at first, and then lowered his eyes to look at Chen Zui:

"Potutou received it, but Potutou felt that we had been exposed."

"You two, what are you doing sneakily?"

Yuan Wangye was at the corner of the stairs on the second floor, and saw Zhong Ziqian and Chen Zui standing at the door of the bathroom. You and I were tired of each other, and couldn't help but beat the mandarin ducks. When Chen Zui heard Yuan Wangye's voice, he hurried to report to Shen Xianian :

"Report that Daddy is dead! We've been exposed!"

"My God, if this is really a battlefield, you are not even qualified to be cannon fodder!" Shen Xianian was like a king with a bronze, "Hurry up and bring Yuan Wangye in, we must let him go first! You know what to do!"

"Tumatou received!" Chen saluted Shen Xianian most solemnly, "Tumatou promises to complete the organization task!"

Over there, Yuan Wangye and Jiang Beicheng had already come up the stairs, Chen Zui quickly winked at Zhong Ziqian, Zhong Ziqian slammed his head, and stopped Yuan Wangye and Jiang Beicheng at the stairs in the posture of a bad boy intercepting robbery. Yuan Wangye was taken aback, and hugged the doll bear in his arms tightly:

"What are you doing?!" Zhong Ziqian didn't speak, but just stared straight at Yuan Wangye's face. His appearance revealed a gloomy temperament, which made Yuan Wangye a little frightened, "What, what's wrong?"

Zhong Ziqian put his hand into his pocket, took out a mini firework and put it in front of Yuan Wangye, and pulled the tab with a "bang", the popped out ribbons and colored paper fell on Yuan Wangye's head, Chen Zui threw Zhong Ziqian down On his shoulder, he blew the scroll whistle at Yuan Wangye:

"Happy Xiao Ye's day! Another year older! Cherish the last year of enjoying the "Law on the Protection of Minors"!"

"I'll go..." Yuan Wangye didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but was quite moved, "By the way, where is Brother Nian?"

"I don't know either, you and Captain Jiang go back to your room to rest, and eat cake together later!"

"Okay, thank you Brother Jin and Brother Qian," Yuan Wangye stopped pretending to be cool, and twirled his thumb and index finger to draw a miniature heart, winking at Chen Zui, "I love you."

"If you love me, kiss me, if you love me, hug me!"

Chen Zui would die if he didn't play poorly, Zhong Ziqian coughed deliberately, and Chen Zui immediately stepped aside with a playful smile:

"Just kidding! I'll call you later, bye!"

Yuan Wangye entered the dormitory one after the other. The lights were not turned on in the dormitory, and it was pitch black. In the darkness, a big cake with candles stuck in it rushed towards the two menacingly:

"Happy Day, Ono! I wish you good luck like Tokai Shoubinan——"

The dormitory is full of express boxes containing gifts these days. At this moment, the lights are in the dark. Shen Xianian ran in a hurry, stumbled, and fell like a dog eating mud. The cake came off his hand and went straight to Yuan Wangye. Flying away, Yuan Wangye's reaction was unbelievably quick, he dodged, and the cake hit Jiang Beicheng's body with a "snap".

The air was suddenly quiet, and a turbulent and silent movie was being staged between the three of them. Chen Zui took Zhong Ziqian and came happily to celebrate Yuan Wangye’s birthday. Oh, why are they all blocked at the door? Haha, when the light was turned on, Chen Zui was taken aback:

"Why did you start a cake war before eating the cake?"

"Jiang Dui! Jiang Dui, are you okay?!" Shen Xianian hurriedly got up from the ground as if not afraid of pain, took the cake off Jiang Beicheng's chest, and asked anxiously and distressed, "Jiang Dui, your neinei is okay Right?! Ono, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I'm sorry..."

"It's all right," Jiang Beicheng took off his coat, "The clothes are just dirty."

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Shen Xianian kept apologizing like a repeater with his head down, "I'm sorry..."

"What are you doing?" Yuan Wangye noticed that something was wrong with Shen Xianian, he held up his face and looked at him - he actually cried, "I didn't cry, why are you crying!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Shen Xianian's tears pattered on the back of Yuan Wangye's hand, "I will help you finish the birthday cake! Really, really!"

Yuan Wangye just felt baffled. He saw Shen Xianian crying like pear blossoms and rain, as if his chest was blocked by something, and he was very stuffy, which made him feel inexplicably anxious:

"How can you eat the cake if it's rotten? Just throw it away. If you like it, just buy another one. Don't cry!"

"I……"

"Don't cry!"

Yuan Wangye had never comforted anyone in his life, so he pulled Shen Xianian's hair in desperation, and Shen Xianian stopped crying immediately, his eyes were as red as a rabbit, and his nose was red from crying.

Jiang Beicheng scraped off the cream from the cake, drew three whiskers on each of Shen Xianian's cheeks, and smiled while drawing:

"Xiao Nian cried into a little tabby cat."

Yuan Wangye was lying on the bed looking at the photos on his phone. On the way back, he took a lot of photos of the advertising screens, including earthy version, burning version, sensational version... There are so many tricks, Yuan Wangye couldn't help but look silly Le, rolled around on the bed, and finally sat up from the bed, picked out a few photos and planned to post them on Weibo, but after racking his brains for a long time, he couldn't think of what to say. Yuan Wangye really wanted to post:

@ABO元望野: Thank you wild vegetables! ! !I love you all! ! ! !Ying Ai is so handsome! ! ! !I love so much! ! ! ! [Heart][Love you][Cool][Like][Mickey than Heart][Laughing]

Accompanied by nine pictures on Weibo.

But with Yuan Wangye's personality, in fact he can only post:

@ABO元望野: I have read [picture]

This type, alas, distressed, Yuan Wangye fell back on the bed, continued to scroll through the photo album, and suddenly swiped to Shen Xianian, Yuan Wangye immediately covered the screen of the phone guiltily, obviously he was the only one in the dormitory now.They were playing just now, and Yuan Wangye took a lot of sneak shots of Shen Xianian, Shen Xianian with a cat face and a bright smile, Shen Xianian blowing four paper whistles in one breath, Shen Xianian who was retching after eating cake...why did Shen Xianian care so much? That birthday cake?Yuan Wangye knew that Shen Xianian's family wasn't very good, so he wouldn't even have to save a broken cake, would he?Suddenly Jiang Beicheng came in, he trembled in fright, and quickly locked the screen of his phone.

"Yo, Ono is watching porn?"

"No!" Yuan Wangye jumped off the bed, "I won't tell you anymore, I'll go find Brother Nian."

All the teammates gave Yuan Wangye a birthday gift, but Shen Xianian didn't. Yuan Wangye didn't lack that gift. He was simply curious about what Shen Xianian would give him.But it's a bit shameless to come to the door to ask for gifts like this...

Just a few steps away, Yuan Wangye was dragged into the bathroom by someone covering his mouth. His strong muscles, his soft and delicate hair, and his faint fragrance were none other than Shen Xianian.

"Shh, Xiaoye, come to my room." Shen Xianian was not as tall as Yuan Wangye, and had to tiptoe slightly when talking in his ear, and the hot air from his breath penetrated into Yuan Wangye's ear holes, burning Yuan Wangye's ears red, "I want to , to you."

After saying that, Shen Xia Nian ran into the room without looking back. He was still wearing that thin and transparent pajamas, with fluttering long hair and fluttering skirts. When he ran to the door, he still looked back and smiled, and gave Yuan Wangye a tick Finger, come on, Ono.Yuan Wangye gulped his saliva wildly, his heart pounding wildly: Give yourself to me?Could it be... No, no, it's impossible, and it's not impossible, no, it's impossible for him and Shen Xianian, how can they have an office romance?Besides, when idols fall in love, they will be caught and soaked in pig cages.

"Come on, Xiaoye," Shen Xianian said with a smile, "don't make me wait."

Yuan Wangye was in a complicated mood. He fixed his hairstyle in front of the mirror, washed his face again, took a deep breath, exhaled it slowly, then straightened his back and walked towards Shen Xianian's room.

"Brother Nian, I'm coming in."

"Xiaoye, I'm really sorry." Shen Xianian sat on the bed, brushing her sideburn hair back behind her ears in embarrassment, with a guilty expression on her face, "I smashed your cake, and you will pay it together as a birthday present and an apology." you."

"Brother Nian, I, I'm only 17 years old, isn't it too early to do this kind of thing..."

"It's not early! If you don't send it off, today will be over!"

"But we are colleagues, it's not good..."

"What's wrong with my colleague? I treat you like a younger brother, that's why I did this." Shen Xianian lowered his head shyly, "Although it's not very valuable, don't dislike me, I'm sincere."

"It's not a question of dislike or not, I—" Yuan Wangye covered his face unbearably, "I'm not ready yet!"

"Oh, I know, I'm actually a little shy, but I still have to give it away!"

"Are you sure?" Yuan Wangye peeked at Shen Xianian from between his fingers.

"Sure!" Shen Xianian stood up and threw off the quilt, "Dangdang, here it is for you!"

"..."

Shen Xianian scratched her stomach nervously:

"What's wrong? Don't you like it?"

There was a long pillow on the bed, which was one-to-one in size, with a full-body photo of Shen Xianian printed on it.

"What do you think?" The expression on Yuan Wangye's face gradually disappeared.