atypical business

"Ono is back? Oh, what is this—"

"If you treat me as a brother, don't ask anything," Yuan Wangye carried a 1.8-meter pillow, entered the room sideways and threw the big pillow into the bed, "Do I still enjoy the "Law on the Protection of Minors"?" ?”

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

"Then am I committing murder?"

"It should be... no?"

"Okay," Yuan Wangye turned around and left, "I'm going to kill Shen Xianian now."

"What's the matter, what's the matter, talk to me if you have something to say," Jiang Beicheng quickly grabbed Yuan Wangye, and glanced at the pillow on the bed, "This pillow is quite cute, you can sleep with you as Xiaonian..."

I don't know if I should praise Shen Xianian for his intentions, but the pillow is double-sided, and you can tell the difference between the front and the back.The front is Shen Xianian's bed photo, don't think it is wrong, literally, it is a photo taken lying on the bed, because Shen Xianian is following the route of a coquettish and slut, so the photographer asked Shen Xianian to lie on the bed and make a pose, with half-faded clothes and misty eyes, Provoking infinite reverie... Okay, then turn the other side, and the back is really a full-body photo of Shen Xianian's back, which doesn't match the front photo of the bed. It seems to be a photo from a certain website. If you look closely, you can see that it's not cut clean image watermark.

Wouldn't it be better to make it into a cuboid, with all the side panels on the top of the head and the soles of the feet, wouldn't it be more vivid? !

Yuan Wangye suffered from insomnia on the night of his 17th birthday.

He really didn't know where to put this big pillow, so he had to hug it and sleep together.Since the dormitory is close to the road, and the curtains are not very shading, when a car passes by outside the road, the shadows are reflected on the pillow, so Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian's evil and seductive faces face each other. Cheng hugged Shen Xianian's feet to sleep... It was even weirder!Or the other way around, hugging the back of Shen Xianian's head... Yuan Wangye tossed and tossed that pillow all night, no matter how strange it looked, in the end Yuan Wangye tore off the pillowcase, leaving only a pillow core, so he was able to sleep peacefully.

Due to the explosive popularity and traffic brought by Yuan Wangye's day, many advertising companies have asked for cooperation. After careful selection, Hong Dingding decided to accept two advertisements for the group.One is a lipstick ad for a well-known cosmetic brand MEC, and the other is an ad for a well-known beverage brand Yufu Spring Mineral Water.

MEC lipstick is considering the female fan group as the audience, while Yufushanquan mineral water is for popularity.

MEC Lipstick and ABO collaborated on the joint "Lipstick Boyfriend", which designed five different lipstick colors according to the different personalities of each member.

There are gentle and calm Jiang Beicheng color-bean paste red, lively and brilliant Chen Zhe color-positive red, silent and cold Zhong Ziqian color-wine red, coquettish and sexy summer color-Barbie pink, cool and eye-catching Yuan Wangye Color - purple.

Although they are five old men, as an idol star, he still has basic knowledge of makeup. Shen Xianian's color and Yuan Wangye's color are simply cancers in lipstick numbers, especially Shen Xianian's Barbie pink, which should call on people who use lipstick all over the world , unite to boycott Barbie pink, drive Barbie pink out of the lipstick world, and bury it tomorrow.

In general lipstick sets, there are always one or two wonderful colors bundled for sale, but this is compared to the resources of a single celebrity. A group endorsement like ABO will be split and sold, and one person represents a color to stimulate fans. Competitive purchases among them, in order to promote sales.

Obviously, there are only a few hot-selling colors. According to the distribution of popularity, Shen Xia Nian's popularity is relatively low, so the advertiser assumes that his fans have low purchasing power, so they give Shen Xia Nian the colors that cannot be sold for 800 years.

And Yuan Wangye's fuchsia is due to his huge fan base and many irrational consumption situations. As long as many wild vegetables are endorsed by Yuan Wangye, he will buy them unconditionally. Although fuchsia lipstick is not so daily, there is still consumption in the end. market.

Nowadays, everyone refers to the use or endorsement of products by idol stars, and the behavior of driving fans to consume goods is called carrying goods. The latest ranking of carrying goods on the Internet shows that Yuan Wangye’s ability to carry goods alone ranks third-to put it bluntly, don’t worry The things Yuan Wangye endorsed couldn't be sold, but Shen Xianian was different. This time, the advertising endorsement was said to be a group resource on the surface, but the purchase page was separate, and the essence was to compete for the personal popularity of the members.

There are many unsolved mysteries in the advertising industry. For example, when a male celebrity shoots a lipstick advertisement, who actually printed the lip print on his face?Answer: PS printed on it.

The advertising posters of five people have lip prints on different parts of each person. Since Yuan Wangye is still a minor, according to the regulations of relevant state departments, minor idols must promote healthy, optimistic and positive energy. Therefore, the lips of other teammates There are those printed on the corners of the lips, on the Adam's apple, and on the chest. From the posters, everyone shows a boyfriend feeling of "baby, buy a lipstick".

Only Yuan Wangye's lips were printed all over his face, and his expression was still smiling awkwardly, like a smirking boy who was kissed by three aunts and six wives when he came home during the Spring Festival and had to be photographed as a souvenir. The whole poster was full of "Mom! Sister! Please buy some lipstick Otherwise, I will be kissed to death" desire to survive.

Fans complained in private that Yuan Wangye didn't look like a boyfriend at all, just like a son who accidentally fell into a pyramid scheme and asked his mother for help.

At the shooting scene, those who heard it were sad and those who saw it were crying. The other teammates had already finished the filming, but Yuan Wangye was the only one who was asked by the photographer to be "handsome and cute, with a clean and bright smile with a little bit of the youthfulness and shyness of a big boy", But no matter how he laughed, it seemed awkward, and Chen Zui had to personally teach him how to laugh.

"No, Xiao Ye, don't be like this. You are not an endorsement for a toothpaste advertisement, so don't be so big."

"Don't laugh so hard, your nostrils are enlarged."

"Think about the happy things you had when you were a child, the happy things from the bottom of your heart, huh? Isn't there any happy things?"

……

In the end, Chen said sadly that this was the worst class of students he had ever taught, and there was no cure.

But Shen Xia is still miserable. Whoever makes him the last in popularity can only endorse the bottom color in the lipstick industry. Rice cakes can only be purchased as a courtesy, and they habitually insult the company.

Moreover, this MEC lipstick boyfriend series also launched a heinous promotional activity. Whoever buys the most lipsticks will be eligible to participate in the MEC October lipstick boyfriend offline promotional event, so that your beloved brother will personally give you Put on lipstick, can fans not go crazy?

Having said that, the purchasing power of Shen Xianian's fans is also amazing. Other people's shopping interface shows monthly sales of [-] to [-], and Shen Xianian's page has [-].Hong Dingding praised Shen Xianian for having many diehard fans and asked him to continue to work hard, but Shen Xianian only felt deeply guilty. If his popularity continued to slump and he got such weird endorsements every time, he really wanted to Go to the live broadcast on the Internet and give three thumping bangs to the fans to apologize.At the same time, Shen Xianian felt deeply puzzled: Can lipstick of this color really be worn?What do fans do with it when they buy it back? Can it be used as a crayon for drawing?

The advertisement of Yufu Spring made the members look forward to it. The shooting location was at the seaside, and they could take a vacation by the way after the shooting.Since Yuan Wangye is underage, he is not yet allowed to be topless in front of the camera. Considering the beauty of the picture, everyone simply does not take it off.

"Oh, what a pity," Shen Xianian took off his clothes and sighed repeatedly in the locker room, "Can't the muscles I've trained so hard to have a name..."

"Niannian, you can no longer lift weights," Chen Zui quietly emerged from Shen Xianian's back, reaching out to attack his chest muscles, Shen Xianian not only did not hide, but also proudly puffed out his chest, letting Chen Zui inspect his fitness As a result, "You can see that your chest muscles have grown a lot."

"Hee hee, yes, do you want to lift it too... Oh, don't pinch it, it's a bit itchy."

"Hey hey hey..." It feels good in the hand, and Chen Zui couldn't put it down.

Yuan Wangye and Zhong Ziqian, who were changing their pants on the side, kept staring at the two people huddled together. Chen was the most sensitive, and immediately followed Zhong Ziqian's gaze to look back. Zhong Ziqian moved without a trace. Open your eyes and put your head into the vest.The eyes of Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye collided, Shen Xianian was not there for some reason, and wanted to ease the atmosphere, so he bent his arms towards Yuan Wangye, showed off his biceps with a smile, Yuan Wangye rolled his eyes, and did Make a vomit face.

Shen Xianian was struck by a thunderbolt from the blue sky, his legs went limp, and he almost fell to his knees, but luckily Chen Zui supported him.

"See, Niannian, this is the end of your muscle training," Chen Zui poked at Shen Xianian's muscle mass, "Xiao Ye is sounding the alarm for you on behalf of the fans, you know!"

"Don't dare, don't dare, really don't dare to lift..."

In the minds of some rice cakes, Shen Xianian is synonymous with the textbook "face of an angel, figure of a devil". In fact, Shen Xianian's skeleton is not big, even Yuan Wangyekuan, who is not yet in the developmental stage, relies entirely on his muscles. It doesn't look so flimsy.But it is true that Shen Xianian received most of the fans' feedback, telling him to stop lifting weights, and to sign up to participate in "Wolf Warrior 3" if he lifts any more.

Well, alas, if you don't lift it, you can't lift it.

The mineral water commercial of Yufu Spring was filmed at sea, and the plot content is also very simple, that is, five beautiful men enjoy entertainment items at sea, surfing, driving jet skis, diving, etc., and then go ashore at the same time, pick up the buried water Fisherman Spring, open a bottle and drink freely, sunshine, beach, ocean, beauty, mineral water, the superposition of each eye-catching element is the core purpose of this advertisement.

However, Shen Xianian has a question: Since it is mineral water, why is the commercial filmed in the sea?

Now that the end of September is approaching, the weather on the southern beaches is still sunny and sunny. Everyone who works indoors every day finally breathes the humid air with a faint smell of sea, and feels very comfortable and comfortable.

"Come on, Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye are surfing on a speedboat, take their seats!"

"I'm coming!"

Shen Xianian was gearing up and was very excited.It's a bit pitiful to say that Shen Xianian has never been to Dalian Amusement Park since he was a child, let alone travelling.They are all on the schedule after being a star, so they always show a sense of freshness when they come into contact with a new thing.

This speedboat sea surfing project is a rope at the tail of a sea speedboat, and the surfer pulls the rope to follow the speedboat to surf. Among the five, Yuan Wangye only has experience in driving a sea speedboat, so he and Shen Xianian were assigned to shoot this advertisement together. He drove a sea speedboat, dragged Shen Xianian to surf on the sea, and spread laughter to the entire ocean.

The shooting team asked Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye to circle the sea a few times beforehand, and after confirming that they were familiar with the project, they started shooting.

"Ahahahaha! Quack quack quack!"

"Hoohoo hahaha!"

Yuan Wangye was driving a speedboat at sea, and could hear the whistling wind, the ear-piercing roar of the engine, the pounding of the waves, and Shen Xianian's ear-piercing laughter.

Yuan Wangye really doubted whether Shen Xianian's "laughter and laughter" could meet the requirements of the filming crew.

"Quack quack ha ha ah ah-"

Yuan Wangye's ears were still filled with the whistling wind, the ear-piercing roar of the engine, the pounding of the waves, and the cool sea breeze passing through his hair, making him feel refreshed...

Wait, is something missing?By the way, where is Shen Xianian, why is he silent?Yuan Wangye looked back and saw an empty rope behind the airship dragging on the sea, like a lonely tail.

...What about Shen Xianian?