atypical business

The cause of the incident was a screenshot of Yuan Wangye holding Shen Xianian's hand and saying "You are my Yuan Wangye" in the second issue of the group show, and posted this Weibo:

@小仙女feirouxueying: I don’t like #城年#, #野年# is the official match!Only love #野年#!

In fact, it is a daily operation for CP to unilaterally insult and demolish the house, especially the fan groups of the two CPs are evenly matched, and small quarrels are even more commonplace.Why do CP fans insult their opponents and demolish their homes?It's like your parents are loving and happy in a happy marriage, but it's annoying when someone always says that your mother or father is having an affair with Uncle Wang next door.

The fan circle is like a huge organized triad group with no discipline and rules, and many unwritten but widely circulated rules.

Take the most common swearing as an example, you swear without your idol’s name on your Weibo, OK, once you are found by fans of the idol, you will die; you and your little sisters swear in Weibo comments A certain idol, OK, once you are seen by the fans of the idol, you will die; if you insult a certain star with the name, you will die; if you swear by TAG, you will die.

This wild year fan belongs to the last situation. I don’t know if it’s a black fan, or if it’s really not good enough. In short, I have matched the TAGs of the two CP names, so that as long as fans search for the CP name, they will I can find this article, some city fans are not happy when they see this Weibo, if you don’t like it, you don’t like it, what does it mean to post it with TAG?Some Chengnian fans went to this Weibo to comment and leave messages, asking to delete the Weibo. At the same time, they checked the fan's previous Weibo, a little speechless, and found that it was a sixth grade elementary school student.

So a certain [-]-fan fan in the city posted a Weibo satirizing Ye Nian fans. Now satire in the fan circle is not called satire, it is called connotation:

@城中光年: If the government issues a policy to prohibit children under the age of 12 from surfing the Internet, ynf should become extinct overnight [poor][poor]

Fantou, in simple terms, is a fan leader, who has a certain status and number of fans in the fan circle. Some small and transparent fans will also pursue a certain fantou while flocking to their idols, so the words of a fantou also have some weight.As soon as this little fan posted this Weibo, there were four hundred retweets, all of which were jokes such as "hahaha", "quack quack", "xswl", and "secretary counsel".

Generally speaking, in order to better abuse or prevent being searched, Weibo will use pinyin abbreviations and black names, the abbreviation ynf for Ye Nian Fan, Ye Nian is also called spam marketing, and many fans feel that the interaction between Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian is too deliberate , It's too embarrassing, it's purely because Shen Xianian's dramas are mostly upside down; the pinyin abbreviation for adult fans is cnf, and the black name is poverty alleviation CP, Kuo Shao Jiang Beicheng is handsome, kind and enthusiastic about public welfare and charity.

However, hatred, like love, always comes suddenly, and it is impossible to guard against it.

Ye Nian Fan thought it was his opponent who was making trouble, and immediately rushed to the battlefield to fight on the front line, thus kicking off the first battle of the century between Cheng Nian Fan and Ye Nian Fan.

@反看打下你的头: What about a [chicken] 8 in the connotation?Is it none of your pee's business even if the fertilized egg is chasing stars?Dare to doi once every word of bb Ye Nian [love you] [love you]

@嘤咚怪之王: If the government introduces a policy to prohibit connotation, then the cnf who is arrested and shot will be shot for three days and three nights

@蓝不罗: I’m a grumpy boy today. I’m not only grumpy, but I’m also swearing. I’ve been helping the poor. Even if I used to be in love, I’m still beautiful now. Let me give you a CD of the past, listen to that time I am in cnmlgb

@lovelovePIKA: Ono said that brother Nian is his man, so cnf should stop locking flowers, didn’t your mother teach you that when you are a mistress, you have to kick your little toe to the bedside table? [着]

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Naturally, Chengnian fans will not sit still and start to fight back frantically:

@美女不必选铁Reply @lovelovePIKA: You can knock down the garbage candy made by cp of garbage business cp like Ye Nian?Sure enough, pig essence loves to eat swill [vomit] [vomit]

@今日开始做魔王 Reply @美女不必通铁：Which dog are you from seeing wild years of garbage business? ? ?We cook sweet honey, love love, doi every day, you will only be humble and sugar-free for the rest of your life

@香秋_Reply@今日开始做魔王: It’s been 8102 years and let me see who is arranging marriages according to the head. We are beautiful and flowery every year, and we are used by your young master Yuan as a foot-washing maid, and now we have to return from overseas every year. Young Master Jiang Kuo's arms, did you, Young Master Yuan, remember that Niannian is a child bride?Late Liao, love goes too fast like a tornado [breeze]

-?pen for you, please write

- Fuck it, it's exciting! ! !Brain filling 20w Republic of China peerless sadomasochism! ! !

- I want to read the text, who will arrange it?

-Who will arrange it, wait for the text online

-I will arrange a spiral flying kick to kick all the city-year-old dogs in this building to the sky and become the brightest star in the night sky [hee hee][hee hee]

-[Question] Is there something wrong with this wild year solution?Open your dog eyes and take a good look at whose territory this is, shall we?Let's learn junk marketing fans together, woof woof woof woof

- cnf jumps again and tomorrow it will be revealed that Jiang Beicheng's girlfriend outside the circle is pregnant for three months

-Tomorrow, write a report letter and send it to Yuan Wangye's high school to sue him for puppy love

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Flowing CP fans, eternal tearing topic: Who got the real deal?

The two glanced at each other lightly, what is this?This is not daring to look back, looking around unnaturally secretly liking, sisters, we got it for real!

The name of the other party is mentioned in the interview, what is it?The most beautiful and sweetest three words (or two words) in the world are just your name, sisters we got it real!

Inadvertent physical touch and retraction, what is this?To like is presumptuous, to love is to restrain, to love you is to approach you recklessly but leave with a guilty conscience, sisters, we got it right!

According to research by unscientists, 90.00% of CP fans on the entire network insist that whatever CP they knock on is true for CP, and they must give full play to their subjective initiative. You ask, what if you interact with other teammates like this?It's just an ordinary teammate, friend, and brotherhood, don't even think about interfering with my judgment.

This CP head-off lasted for a long time, and it didn't stop until the day of Yuan Wangye's wild day.

Today’s idol stars celebrate their birthdays in a variety of ways. Some stars will take a small video and hold a big cake to thank fans. Thank you for your company and love on this birthday; some stars just post a Weibo with a photo, which is simple and rude Some idols will hold birthday parties, which are similar in scale to small concerts, where they sing and eat birthday cakes, and then come to teammates to give gifts and look forward to the future.

Logically speaking, popular traffic niche students should have a birthday party, singing and dancing to attract fans and create hot topics, but Yuan Wangye's birthday party has never been made public.

Generally, people in the entertainment industry are invited to birthday parties of celebrities, but Yuan Wangye’s birthday party is a group of princelings who have grown up playing games since childhood. Many people’s identities are forbidden to be disclosed to the public. With Yuan Wangye’s background, he should not have Come out and show your face in public.

"Hey, our big star is here! Come on, everyone, wave your light sticks!"

"Little Fifth Master Yuan and Beicheng, can you do me a favor and sign an autograph? I've been so obsessed with you guys lately..."

"Brother Xiaoye! Brother Beicheng! Why didn't your other colleagues come together? I really like Chen Zui from your group! He's so cute! Does he have a girlfriend?"

"You deal with them first," Jiang Beicheng whispered next to Yuan Wangye's ear, "Bai Xiang is here, I'll go see him."

Yuan Wangye's face immediately changed.Even though Yuan Wangye is now a star, in the eyes of the older generation, he is classified as a low-ranking actor, but since he can be called "Little Yuan Wu Ye", he will always be respected and feared by others, unlike relatives and friends during the Chinese New Year. At a party, if you have nothing to do, I will ask you to get up and perform live singing and dancing to add to the fun.Everyone grew up playing together in several yards back and forth when they were young, and being invited to Yuan Wang's wild day meeting proves that they still have a certain weight in the heart of Xiao Yuan Wuye, with the exception of Bai Xiang.

Other Yuan Wangye who didn’t like it could not be invited, but Bai Xiang couldn’t. Not only did he have to invite him, but he might not be able to invite him. When he came to a birthday party, it was called face appreciation. According to his status and seniority, Yuan Wangye had to bow his head and call him Brother Bai.

"Brother Bai."

"Xiao Ye," Bai Xiang put on a cigarette. He was originally chatting with Jiang Beicheng, but he immediately turned his head and looked at Yuan Wangye with a smile on his lips, "Brother Bai hasn't seen you for a long time, have you smoked? How old is your birthday this year? Sixteen? Eighteen? I don't quite remember."

"Seventeen," Yuan Wangye admired Bai Xiang's ability to cleverly avoid the correct answer, "Brother Bai is still drawing Jinqiao? I'll get you two good ones later."

"Why did you ask the same question as Beicheng? After smoking back and forth, it's still comfortable for Jinqiao to smoke."

Bai Xiang smiled, dusted off the cigarette ash, and looked at Yuan Wangye with a smile in his eyes.Yuan Wangye immediately felt uncomfortable, like a candy bar, covered with dense ants.

Yuan Wangye disliked, or rather feared dealing with Bai Xiang, since he was a child, Bai Xiang gave him a chilly feeling, Bai Xiang had a pair of stalking eyes, and there was a hint of cunning and coldness in the style, just being stared at by him was enough to make him feel cold. Very uncomfortable.

"Haha."

Yuan Wangye smiled dryly. He was not as good-natured as Jiang Beicheng, nor did he have a good temper. Being a celebrity gave him the greatest benefit of learning how to manage his expressions, which was more than enough to deal with Bai Xiang.

"You guys are quite popular, you can be seen on every news."

"Fortunately, it's all hype."

It's rare for Jiang Beicheng to be so straightforward, which shows that he can't hold on anymore.

"That teammate of yours...what's his name, hiss, let me think about it." Yuan Wangye and Jiang Beicheng stiffened instantly, anxiously waiting for the name to float out of Bai Xiang's lips along with the smoke, "Nian, Shen Xianian, right? ? There is a chance for me to meet him," Baixiang dusted off the cigarette, "I am very interested in him."

"No, he's actually very boring. Don't look at him as a bitch, but he actually wears a handle. He urinates while standing up."

Yuan Wangye reflexively gave Shen Xianian negative points in front of Bai Xiang.

At the same time, Shen Xianian, who was applying a mask in the dormitory, sneezed without warning:

"Archie - who's thinking about me?"

"Shen Xianian really doesn't have much connotation. He looks pretty and weak. In fact, his muscles can kill flies when he takes off his clothes."

Even Jiang Beicheng had no choice but to smear Shen Xianian together with Yuan Wangye.

Shen Xianian was adjusting the crooked mask due to sneezing, and the sneezing came one after another:

"Ache—who! Are you scolding me!"

"The taste is vulgar, she doesn't even have a pair of decent pants, and she's just a disheveled aunt without makeup on weekdays."

"Acheche—"

Shen Xianian sneezed until his nose flew out.

"Yo, that's interesting," Baixiang smiled and puffed out a puff of smoke, "How do you know that he doesn't even have a decent pair of pants? Have you ever seen a relationship with him?"