atypical business

"Brother Nian, I'm thinking about a question."

"You said."

"Why are we explaining?"

"...That's right." Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye lay face to face on the bed as corpses, and realized something was wrong after belatedly, "Why do you need to explain?"

"It's not you who shouted!"

Yuan Wangye tugged at Shen Xianian's long hair domineeringly, causing Shen Xianian to grin his teeth in pain.Yuan Wangye wanted to pull Shen Xianian's long hair when he saw Shen Xianian's long hair. This kind of mentality is like a naughty elementary school boy bullying the girl at the front table. The most important thing is that Yuan Wangye will be bald.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong."

Before Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye, they didn't have too in-depth communication and contact.

Their relationship is like the No. 1 in the class does not see the existence of No. 1, No. [-] does not dare to talk to No. [-], until one day, No. [-] does not want to be No. [-], he wants to ask No.[-]... Do you think you are asking for advice, no, it is copying homework, but you can’t tell No.[-] with a shy face, I want to copy your homework, copy your homework to me, you must first establish a good relationship, and then talk about copying homework thing.

"Brother Nian, are you afraid of me?"

"I'm not afraid of you, I'm afraid of your fans."

"Why are you afraid of my fans? I can play with whoever I want, and they're not my mother, why should I listen to them?"

"There's nothing wrong with saying that..." But Shen Xianian couldn't say "I'm actually using you", and what's more, Shen Xianian found that Yuan Wangye was quite a cute kid... It didn't take root, and was pulled away by Yuan Wangye like a carrot, "Why are you pulling my hair again?!"

"Seeing you like this, I want to talk, do you have any opinions?"

Love and hate were split in an instant, and Shen Xianian decided to take back his preface, as expected, he should just copy his homework.

Last time, I talked about changing the script, but it turned out that there was no film until now, so the second issue of "ABO Family" continued to use game sessions instead of short dramas.Hong Dingding still vividly remembers the bloodbath caused by the previous group game, but it is necessary to consider the feelings of fans in every detail, even if they are playing rock-paper-scissors, fans can insult the whole company for three days and three nights.

In short, everything is still centered on Little Yuan Wuye. The second game is specially tailored for Yuan Wangye-Talk Twisters.The rules of this game are also simple, just eat a piece of lemon if you make a mistake, until you are too sour to speak.Yuan Wangye was speechless, what kind of retarded game is this?Who told you that if you can sing rap, you must be able to read tongue twisters?Isn't it the CCTV host's job to read tongue twisters? !

In short, there are only five people, each with a sentence, until there is only one survivor left on the field.Jiang Beicheng, as the captain, is also responsible for the task of hosting the game:

"Let the youngest brother come first."

"Black chemical fertilizers will volatilize and turn ash and flowers will fly, and gray fertilizers will volatilize and turn black and flowers will fly."

"Great!"

Shen Xianian applauded Yuan Wangye with a dog-leg seal clapping, and Yuan Wangye gave him a smug smile.

"I'll come, I'll come!" Chen Zui volunteered, "The black chemical fertilizer will turn into ashes when it volatilizes, and when it turns into ashes—" Chen Zui stuck out his tongue annoyedly, "Oh, I read it wrong."

Zhong Ziqian specially picked a small piece of lemon and handed it to Chen Zui. Chen Zui frowned sourly, but expression management is a compulsory course for idols. After eating the lemon, he read it again, and this time he got it right.

"Black chemical fertilizers will volatilize and turn ash and flowers will fly, and gray fertilizers will volatilize and turn black and flowers will fly."

Although Zhong Ziqian usually doesn't like to talk, so that other teammates are worried about whether his tongue will degenerate, Zhong Ziqian proves that he doesn't bother everyone with his strength.

"Black chemical fertilizers will volatilize and turn ash and flowers will fly, and gray fertilizers will volatilize and turn black and flowers will fly."

Jiang Beicheng finished reading easily, leaving only Shen Xianian.Shen Xianian was suffering in his heart, but he didn't say it. Don't look at his eloquent tongue, but when he recited tongue twisters, he couldn't even say the simplest thing about eating grapes without spitting out grape skins. He seemed to have foreseen his own miserable end...

"Come on Xiaonian, you are the only one left, believe in yourself, it's okay."

"I really can't..."

"You can do it every year! Come on every year!"

"come on."

"Brother Nian, come on, try not to eat the whole lemon."

Under the sincere and warm encouragement of his teammates, Shen Xianian felt his whole body was full of strength and fighting spirit. He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, opened his mouth confidently and read:

"Blackening back—"

"..."

"..."

"puff."

"Who laughed and stood up for me! Are you not allowed to make a slip of the tongue?"

"Come on, Brother Nian, eat a piece of lemon and supplement vitamin C." Yuan Wangye took the initiative to pass a piece of lemon to Shen Xianian, but like Zhong Ziqian, he only picked a small piece for Shen Xianian, "Continue after eating."

"Hiss, sour."

Shen Xianian's beautiful willow eyebrows were all twisted into a one-line eyebrow. After eating, she went on the road again:

"The black chemical fertilizer will turn into ashes when it volatilizes, and it turns back to volatile flower black—"

"I mispronounced several times."

Jiang Beicheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he originally wanted to release water, but Shen Xianian's back was too substandard, Yuan Wangye handed him another small lemon, and Shen Xianian was drooling after eating it.

"The black chemical fertilizer will turn ash into flowers when it volatilizes, and the gray chemical fertilizer will turn black when it volatilizes..." Shen Xianian spoke a lot slower this time. Firstly, he was afraid of making mistakes, and secondly, his tongue was so sour that it was a little awkward, "..."

"Why don't you say it? Three more words and you will win! Hahaha——"

Chen Zui laughed so hard that he slammed his head on Zhong Ziqian's back.Of course, Shen Xianian knew that there were only three characters left, and because there were only three characters left, he was afraid of making mistakes, and would give up all his previous efforts and start over again.

"Yes, fly, f... flower."

"Congratulations!"

The teammates burst into thunderous applause and cheers, and Shen Xianian was so excited that tears filled his eyes—maybe it was because he was sour. Before he had time to cheer, Jiang Beicheng took out the second question board, looked at the question, and thankfully Relieved:

"This question is short, and this question is less difficult. I will go first, the red carp, the green carp and the donkey."

"Red carp, green carp and donkey." Yuan Wangye followed closely behind. His tongue was so flexible that he could tie a cherry stem in knots, and it was nothing to talk about tongue twisters.

"I give up."

The one who gave up wanted to eat a piece of lemon. Zhong Ziqian grabbed a piece of lemon and ate it. His face became paralyzed. The nervous reflex made his expression slightly distorted. Chen Zui also gave up, and they ate lemons with Zhong Ziqian. It was funny and good acid.You laughed, Chen Zui bit the lemon and said, you are so silly when you laugh, Zhong Ziqian covered his mouth and said you too.

"I also give up."

Shen Xianian admitted that he was very active, and took the initiative to go up to get the lemon, but Yuan Wangye grabbed his hand and cast a resolute look full of affirmation and no doubt:

"You can't give up, Shen Xianian, you are from my Yuan Wangye, and the word 'give up' doesn't exist in my Yuan Wangye's dictionary, and neither can you!"

——You just want to see how I make a fool of myself, brat!Shen Xianian never loses, with long hair flicked, smiling, thin lips parted and closed:

"Aunt Hongli will leave Aunt Lili."

"Come, this whole lemon is yours."

"No, no, no," Shen Xia Nian ate a piece of lemon, his teeth were so sore that he couldn't feel it, "Try again, the last time, don't embarrass me anymore."

"Come." Jiang Beicheng made a "please" gesture.

"Red carp and green Lu fish—"

Yuan Wangye couldn't bear it anymore. Shen Xianian drools when he eats lemons, and his plump lips are moist and seductive. Seeing Yuan Wangye swallowing saliva involuntarily - it doesn't mean anything, he is just sour. .

"Red carp and green carp and fish—"

"Red... carp... and... donkey..."

"Red carp, red carp, green carp...and, donkey..."

Shen Xianian, who was so soured that he lost consciousness, slowed down ten times, and finally finished reading this tongue twister. He felt that he was about to drive west, smiling at Jiuquan, and then the phoenix nirvana, reborn from the ashes!There are no obstacles in life!Shen Xianian, go!Nothing in this world can't stop you!

"This is the last question, Ono, let's go."

"The Cowherd loves Liu Niang, and Liu Niang misses the Cowherd. The Cowherd loves Liu Niang again and again, and Liu Niang loves the Niu Niang again and again. The Cowherd misses Liu Niang every year, and Liu Niang misses the Cowherd every year. Niang Lianniang reads Lang Lianlang, Niu Lian Liu comes Liu Lianniu, Niu Nian Liu comes Liu Nianniu. Lang Lianniang comes Niang Lianlang, Lang Nianniang comes Niang Nianlang."

Ah, sure enough, living in this world is like purgatory. It is so difficult to live. Shen Xianian was knocked down. At this moment, there is only one thought left in his mind: Yuan Wangye, who can read this tongue twister completely, is so handsome and powerful. He was so handsome that he really thought of marrying Yuan Wangye, they shared the same bed, before going to bed every day, Shen Xianian snuggled into Yuan Wangye's arms, listening to him read a tongue twister, and fell asleep peacefully.

"Come on, who wants to challenge? I choose to abstain." Jiang Beicheng looked at Zhong Ziqian with a smile.

"I abstain."

His eyes moved to Chen Zui's face, and Chen Zui shook his head crazily:

"I abstain."

Focusing on Shen Xianian, Shen Xianian showed a forced smile:

"I kill myself."

After the second issue of "ABO Family" came out, the click-through rate reached a new high. The marketing account posted a video of Yuan Wangye saying tongue twisters. It was obviously good enough, but Shen Xianian was also cut into it, which made Yuan Wangye stand out.Weibo also has the topic of #和元望野battletongue twister#, and the top three retweets and comments can get Yuan Wangye's autographed photo and a narration from the original voice, or a cash reward of [-] yuan.For a while, both fans and passers-by were very active in participating in this event. Although most of the people in the video couldn't even read clearly the performance of the Black Fertilizer Club, they still stubbornly finished reading the "Niu Lang Lian Liu Niang".

Also, Shen Xianian, who had a bruised vein from eating lemons in the group show, also gained some attention because of his tongue twister skills that were horribly beaten by Yuan Wangye.

At first, many passers-by were misled by the media and thought that Shen Xianian was a bitch, but after watching the video, he turned out to be a humorous and beautiful little brother, so cute, and fell in love with him!

There are also some rice cakes who feel aggrieved that Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye were cut out in the video and put together for comparison. They think that the company is flattering the other.Praise means to praise an idol star while comparing it with another idol star. This is extremely bad behavior and disrespectful!Tomorrow five lightnings will strike the company!Save poor Nian Nian from dog company!

While the battle between the whole network and Yuan Wangye was in full swing, in a certain corner of the fan circle, Ye Nian fans and Cheng Nian fans were also fighting frantically.