What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge was kissed so much that his face was covered with saliva, this kind of kiss did not have any lustful color, he felt warm in his heart, as if he was hugging a cute and cuddly big cat, with five fingers inserted into the soft hair, He Ruge rubbed it Rubbing Xi Guican's head.

This kind of response like coaxing children and pets reminded Xi Guican of the "father's love is like a mountain" in the game system.So without saying a word, he began to practice the dual-cultivation method, and stewed He Ruge into a braised fish with his lips.

He Ruge's body was re-infused with aura, maybe it was born once and cooked again, the scorching aura from Xi Guican quickly turned into a gentle aura.

"You can sing a song with a new aura." Xi Guican's fingers caressed He Ruge's spine, the snow-white skin wrapped around the bone, like fresh and tender fish meat covering the fishbone, making people look at the mouth and produce body fluid.

He Ru, a singer with a soft fish tail, slowly swam out for a certain distance, avoiding this big cat with hands and feet, and turned on his optical brain to record the inspiration in his new essay outline.

Turn on the optical computer, and the Starnet account will automatically log in. The Starnet account is real-name authentication, and each person has only one account.The Xingwang account will be automatically bound to the official software produced by the Federation, such as the Xingwang live broadcast platform, so as soon as He Ruge went online, he saw a golden reminder in the unread message.

This is a private message sent by a user with account number "1" on the Xingwang live broadcast platform.He Ruge had never seen anyone whose star network account number was 1. He opened a private message with some surprise, and saw the other party's coquettish profile picture at first sight. It was a light green parrot with green hair like Mo Xigan hairstyle, orange round blush on both sides of the cheeks, small mung bean-sized eyes looking at the camera, with a trace of obscenity in disdain, the temperament is rare and cute.

The user whose ID is Nenggeshanwu sent a private channel: "Hi friends, I am Wu Chengdeng, one of the federal officials in charge of the Xingwang live broadcast platform, I admire your work very much, and you are interested in joining our platform." Cold theme support plan, become an anchor loved by the website?"

He Ruge called Xi Guican and showed this private message to him.Xi Guican looked at the familiar name, and said in a low voice: "I remember this name, he is also on the kill list, and he is also a dovish member of the Federal Parliament."

Unlike Shangchao Qi, who can hardly find much personal information on Xingwang.com, Wu Chengdeng can be regarded as an Internet celebrity among the high-level doves. He is the person in charge of the doves on the Xingwang live broadcast platform. There are many famous quotations from him. , For example, he likes to call the majority of netizens friends. When angry fans urge the anchor to update, he will come forward and say: "Everyone is friends, how could he hate you?"

Another example is in the Federal Parliament, when the dovish MPs express their opinions, Wu Chengdeng will nod and make a repeater and say: "Yes, yes, you are right." When the hawkish MPs speak, Wu Chengdeng will always It is the responsibility of the mouthpiece, the bar is added to the bar, and the bar is blossomed.

The personalities and identities of Wu Chengdeng and Shang Chaoqi are completely irrelevant, leaving aside the fact that they are both high-ranking doves, there is no connection.One is eloquent and the other is cautious in words and deeds, one is showy and the other is used to hiding, and there is no overlap in their social circles. Wu Chengdeng can mingle with anyone, but Shangchao Qi is alone.

"Whose name do you still remember?" There are only two samples, and they can get too little information.

The time span of 17 years ago is too long, and Xi Guican just glanced at it at the beginning, those memories have been mottled in the long river of time.I can remember Shang Chaoqi because he was under the surveillance of the Federation after he bombed the Xinghai Orphanage, and Shang Chaoqi was a senior intelligence officer, so he was deeply impressed by this old pigeon.

And Wu Chengdeng was the first dove to support the live broadcast of Star Wars. Before him, only the hawks supported this plan.When he participated in the first Star Wars, Xi Guican was very uncomfortable with the camera that surrounded him like flies, so he also felt disgusted with Wu Chengdeng who supported this plan.

Xi Guican found out that he really hates everyone he sees, so the next person he can remember is one of the few people he doesn't feel too disgusted with.

"It's right in front of you."

The dovish justice of the Federal Court, a fair and honest justice, no one can find a stain on him, he is a tolerant and wise elder who has participated in the formulation of federal laws.

He is not as ostentatious as Wu Chengdeng, and he is not as restrained as Shang Chaoqi, who works in the intelligence department all day long without revealing any private information.

Xiang Zhongzheng was silent, but once he opened his mouth to speak, everyone would silently listen.Some people say that he is like the sun, those who obey the law will feel warm under his protection, and those who violate the law will be burned by his temperature.

The three on this list have nothing in common other than they are all dovish executives.

But there is another point worth noting, He Ruge said softly: "Gui Can, I suddenly discovered something, the reason why the kill list is called the kill list is because the people on the list are all the people who are wanted to be killed by the mastermind behind the scenes. But 17 years have passed, none of these people died, and they are still alive, why is that?"

"Is it because the mastermind behind the scenes suddenly doesn't want to touch these people, or is it because he can't do anything to these three people?"

Shang Chaoqi is the most powerful person in the intelligence department. He can collect information at a god-like speed wherever he goes. His anti-reconnaissance ability is so strong that the world seems to be full of his eyes.

But Wu Chengdeng and Xiang Zhongzheng had many protectors around them.

Xi Guican evaluated the strength and difficulty of killing these three people, and said, "It's hard to kill."

If you want to kill these three people, you need to pay a huge price.Why kill them, what benefits can be obtained by killing them, and why haven't these people been killed after 17 years, is it impossible to start, or is the plan temporarily stranded?

All of this is full of fog, but no matter how much Xi Guican thinks back now, he can't remember the killing list that he only glanced at back then.His frown became tighter and tighter, and the center of his brow wrinkled into the shape of a river.

"If you can't remember it, don't think about it. Maybe there will be a kill list as a game reward." He Ruge opened the game while talking. He originally intended to comfort Xi Guican, but he didn't expect to see the change of the game interface.

[Double cultivation progress]: Passing breath with lips

[Reward]: Different World Penguin Chat and Communication Software

(Click again to confirm receiving rewards)

The familiar penguin hangs on the optical brain, He Ruge clicks on the penguin, and sees a message like a bomber:

"Happy birthday! My gift has been sent and is expected to arrive today."

"Crooked? Are you still there? Could it be that you fell asleep?"

"Wake up and remember to buy yourself a cake!"

……

"It's already noon, haven't you got up yet, you stinky goo?!"

He Ruge was startled, he once again felt the fear of being urged to write by Ji Ji.If it wasn't for the news from Penguin, He Ruge would have forgotten that today is his birthday, and he would have almost forgotten the existence of the machine.It is said that beauty misleads people and forgets friends when they see sex, but I didn't expect him to be this kind of person.

"Is there a reward? What is the reward?" Because He Ruge's optical brain is set to be visible only to himself, Xi Guican cannot see the content of He Ruge's game.

He Ruge heard the words and set it to the sharing mode, and showed Xi Guican the penguin chat box: "This is my chat software on earth."

Xi Guican looked up, and saw that the chat background of the penguin interface was a familiar little white tiger.

Very familiar.

Laughing stupidly again.

Xi Guican was silent for three seconds, and stared silently at himself who was giggling.

When He Ruge took a screenshot of the little white tiger's healing smile, he not only set it as the code background, but also set it as the chat background.

Alas, He Ruge really likes me very much.Xi Guican thought sweetly in her heart.Then his eyes fell on the phone that sent a lot of messages, his sense of crisis soared, Xi Guican asked, "Who is this?"

"A good friend in writing." He Ruge said while replying a message to Jiji.

Xi Guican, who originally wanted to check the account of this "good friend", suddenly saw the key words in the chat history, and he said anxiously: "Today is your birthday? I didn't even prepare a gift."

"There's no need to prepare, you are my best birthday present." After finishing his sweet words to Xi Guican, He Ruge began to worry about how he would close the gift from the phone.

Ruge: "I fell asleep last night and just woke up. What did you give me? Is it a big one?"

A code word machine without emotion: "If you say it, there will be no surprises."

Ruge: "Oh, that must be a souvenir from a trip."

An emotionless coding machine: "No!!! I planted the cherry blossoms myself. I planted them for a year and put them in a small flowerpot. You can put them on the computer desk. It's very beautiful for decoration."

A girl's heart-filled birthday gift, but He Ruge is destined not to get it.After He Ruge comforted Jiji, he racked his brains to think about how to deal with this gift, and he was still thinking about how to deal with the rent.

He has bound the bank card with the penguin wallet, but He Ruge does not have the penguin account of the landlord. After thinking about it, he opened the roommate group of Penguin University. He Ruge remembered that there was a roommate in the same city as him at the university. I will refund this month's rent, and take away the birthday gift from Jiji by the way.

Originally, He Ruge thought that his roommate didn't want to do this troublesome thing, but he didn't expect that the other party agreed and insisted not to transfer money from He Ruge's penguin.

"Think of it as a purchase." The roommate joked: "Such beautiful cherry blossoms are hard to buy."

The transfer was sent, and the other party sent it back. He Ruge really had no choice but to say a lot of thank you.

"Ruge, you've been single for so many years, when are you going to be picked off by someone else?" the roommate said in a joking tone.

He Ruge replied: "The famous flower has already found an owner."

The other side was silent for a long time before sending a brief congratulations.

He Ruge didn't think too much, he joined the monster chat group he joined at the beginning, the group owner @All Members: "Report! A monster has ascended!!! Immortal Ascension Stone lit up in the early morning!!!"

All the members were blown out, everyone was stunned by the magical news, they chattered about who this soaring big monster was, and He Ruge spied on the screen for a while, belatedly discovered——

I seem to be this soaring monster.