What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge told Xi Guican his guess, "I'm not sure if this idea is right, maybe the reward is not the kill list."

Xi Guican hurriedly said: "It's okay, I don't mind. What if the reward is the kill list, and if there is no kill list, it will be difficult for us to find the real culprit. Without further ado, why don't we complete the first stage now, see Let's see what the reward is."

The blue eyes are shining brightly, as if He Ruge nods his head, this big white tiger can pounce on a hot spring fish.

He Ruge, who suddenly regretted his quick-talking: "...I'm not ready yet, I'd better write out the outline of the novel first, and then think about it."

"Okay, okay, I'll help you, what problems are there in the outline now?" Xi Guican said enthusiastically, it was Sima Zhao's heart, and everyone knew it.

"The plot line needs to know the real murderer and the organization to better insinuate, so let's put the plot line aside and talk about the emotional line. Didn't you always say that the person the hero likes is me? You want me to What kind of character is Wenli?"

He Ruge felt that he was writing a custom novel for Xi Guican, and Xi Guican decided on the plot and object of the protagonist, so as to ensure that Xi Guican would enjoy reading the novel.The starting point of all this is not because of money, but because of love. This is really the legendary power generation for love.

"Be beautiful, you are the most beautiful person in the world, you have to have a nice voice, you have the voice of nature, and you also have the status of being a koi carp, with good luck, you can save yourself from danger."

It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In Xi Guican’s description, an ancient image of Tom Su appeared in front of He Ruge’s eyes. It feels fake."

After seeing Xi Guican's tangled expression, He Ruge sighed, and manually added his shortcomings: "Indecision, IQ can't keep up with empty shells, poor interpersonal skills..." He wanted to say more, but he was slightly rude. His fingers pressed his lips.

"I don't allow you to talk about yourself like that." Xi Guican frowned and said, "If you talk like that again, I'll block your mouth with my mouth."

When the child grows up, he even threatens his old father.

He Ruge looked meaningfully at the menacing Xi Guican, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, he moved Xi Guican's hand away, and said softly, "Don't worry, your character design also has shortcomings."

Xi Guican, who thinks that he is not afraid of the slanting shadow, but also knows that he is full of flaws, said indifferently: "I have flaws in my personality, you can add them as you like."

He Ruge raised his eyebrows when he heard this sentence, and asked democratically: "Can you really add it casually?"

Irritable, gloomy and withdrawn, lacking in empathy and sympathy... Xi Guican knows too many shortcomings in his body. He feels that he may not be able to list them all without a thousand words. On He Ruge.Then Xi Guican, who thought he was not afraid at all, heard a sentence from a bolt from the blue——

"Then I'll add a bald man to set it up."

Xi Guican: "?!!!"

The blue eyes widened in an instant, Xi Guican looked at He Ruge in horror, and stammered nervously: "What baldness, baldness, what baldness, why are you bald?"

"There is a saying on our earth, that is, when I become bald, I also become stronger. This is a stalk that people on earth understand, and it is very interesting." He Ruge showed a kind smile on his face. He first stretched out his hand and touched his bald head The cub nodded restlessly, and pinched the opponent's mouth in retaliation, and after pinching the thin lips into a sausage mouth, He Ruge asked with a smile: "Is this character design very interesting?"

Xi Guican, who was so frightened that his mind went blank, could only say like a repeater: "Yes, it's really interesting." Such a big man, at this moment, is like a child who secretly hid his report card and was caught by his parents.

He Ruge lovingly patted Xi Guican's head.

Stop threatening your father, bald boy, your father is still your father after all.

"However, the hero's character must be Su, and the setting of bald hair that loses fans should not be added, and the interstellar people will not understand this stalk." After all, he is still a child who grows up by himself, He Ruge can't bear to bully too much That's amazing, he said softly: "The male protagonist's character design is based on you, and the bald hair is not in line with the actual setting, so don't add it."

Xi Guican was overjoyed with relief, "Yes." He actually admitted He Ruge's coaxing words so shamelessly.

Whether it matches the reality or not, isn't your bald cub like a bright mirror in your heart?

"Let's think about your name in the article." Xi Guican was eager to change the subject: "Can you just call him He Ruge?"

As a nameless person, He Ruge felt that he was going to be bald too. "Forget about the name for the time being, let's finalize the occupation and relationship line first. The protagonist Gong is a federal soldier, so what occupation sounds more suitable for the protagonist Shou to choose? Don't be a writer. It is difficult for the character No. 20 to match with book fans. "If it is set on the 20th to pursue revenge while pursuing the article, and fall in love with the author with true feelings, it would be a bit too sandy.

"What is the protagonist attacking the protagonist?" Xi Guican asked after entering a new field.

Naturally, the difference in body position determines the difference in appellation.He Ruge just wanted to explain this way, but found a problem, why did he so naturally regard himself as a subject?This is not a question of male dignity, but a question of life safety.Take Xi Guican's thorny tiger whip, if he really goes in, he will kill the koi.

He Ruge calmly said: "These are two titles with good blessings. The protagonist Gong means that there is no end to attack. I hope that people with this title can go forward bravely and fight hard. The protagonist Shou is boundless. I hope he is healthy and long-lived." Hundred years old."

Xi Guican suddenly realized, he didn't know that such a small name has so much attention, "Then the protagonist is the interstellar singer, you sing so well, the whole interstellar is your fan."

Nursery song singer He Ruge: "...Well, this idea is also possible." He started his Jinjiang writer's little head, and quickly finalized the emotional line: "If the protagonist Shou is an interstellar singer, then the setting has a The little villain happens to be his fan, and besides doing bad things, the life of the little villain is chasing stars. After reading the memory of the little villain on the 20th, he successfully became interested in that singer."

"The singing voice of the protagonist Shou is very healing. Every time the protagonist kills someone, he will play a song of the protagonist Shou. Over time, he has become a fan."

"The protagonist Gong will change his face every time he is reborn, and he goes to the concert with a different identity every time. Sometimes he is an old man, sometimes he is a young and handsome youth, and sometimes he is even a girl, um , a Yujie with long breasts and thighs." He Ruge still felt a little resentful about the fact that his romance line had been changed, and he specially emphasized the word Yujie when he said it.

Xi Guican was fascinated by what he heard, and he didn't care so much at all. It was the first time he was chasing an article, and it was an article about cosplaying himself and his favorite person. He urged, "And then?"

"If the plot continues like this, then the protagonist's attack and attack will be like two parallel lines, and there will be no intersection. But the novel must not be like this. Then, in a Star Wars episode, the soldiers temporarily repelled the Zerg. Everyone They are all very happy and want to celebrate. The protagonist was held by the front line for a concert, and the protagonist Gong ran to listen to it as a fan. This time the protagonist Gong happened to be young and handsome. I will sit in the first row and watch the protagonist Shou sing intently."

"It's watching, not listening. In Interstellar where entertainment stars are not sought after, the protagonist's acceptance is an accident. Just like the character design you mentioned, he is good-looking, sings well, and is a clear stream in the entertainment industry." He Ruge He said that he felt like he was bragging. Fortunately, he has been a writer in Jinjiang for many years, so he tried his best to ignore the sense of shame.

"So you can add a lot of stalks to the character of the protagonist Shou. For example, fans will say that the protagonist Shou sings really well."

"Then the Zergs attacked. It turned out that this time the Zergs pretended to be defeated, and killed a carbine so fiercely. The scene was very chaotic at one time. The protagonist Gong wanted to protect the protagonist. With his golden finger, he could die with the Zergs. Reborn after Nirvana. So he died on purpose."

"In the eyes of the protagonist Shou, it was a young, promising, handsome and wealthy officer who died to protect him. This death maxed out the favorability of the protagonist Shou."

His blue eyes were slightly startled, and Xi Guican, who had been listening carefully, said, "But if this happens, he will be very sad."

Xi Guican looked straight at He Ruge: "He thought that No. 20 died to protect him, and seeing No. 20 die in front of him with his own eyes, he must be very sad."

"He Ruge." The hoarse voice trembled slightly, as if swallowing some sour emotion.The white eyelashes drooped slightly, Xi Guican suddenly realized the mistake he had made, his slender eyelashes seemed unable to bear the guilt, and trembled violently, "... When you saw my death, did you very sad?"

In a trance, the memory returned to the day Miaomiao died. Under the bright starry sky, he hugged the cold corpse and experienced the deepest despair.

sad?

Really sad.

He Ruge opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but his lips were pressed against something soft.

Xi Guican is a little hedgehog with thorns all over his body, but he is very soft in two places.One is the soft belly, the little hedgehog likes to put his beloved on his belly, and the other is the lips.

The man in front of him clumsily kissed his lips, and the fine and moist kiss fell on his lips, face, corners of eyes and eyebrows. "I'm sorry," he said, "I will never make you sad again."