What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

This feeling of eating melons and eating me is very strange. He Ruge never thought that one day, he would become the object of discussion by the group of monsters.

Xiao Jiaojiao who wants to become a dragon: "My grandfather said that there is no Qiongqi's name on the Wanyao Tablet anymore, so it could be that Qiongqi ascended?"

The meritorious turtle: "Ten thousand years ago, there was a Qiongqi who flew up from the earth, and there would not be two Qiongqi in a small world, unless the original Qiongqi died and was resurrected on the earth."

Xiao Jiaojiao who wants to turn into a dragon: "I know this. My grandfather told me that these big monsters are like nine-life cats. They are hard to kill. They can be reborn after death, and they can even be reborn with memories. Who can kill Qiongqi? Could it be Bai Ze? My grandfather said that Bai Ze, Qiongqi, and Taotie all ascended ten thousand years ago. There are two evil demons and one good demon. I really want to know the difference between these three big men. What kind of love-hate story happened between them?"

Bazhuo: "Jiao'er, I found it a pity that you don't write novels. You still love and hate each other. There is no love in the big brother's world, only becoming stronger, okay?"

Xiao Jiaojiao who wants to become a dragon: "You are not a big brother, how do you know the world of a big brother, just a little bit."

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He Ruge turned his head to look at Xi Guican, Xi Guican liked to have physical contact with him, even if it was just arm to arm, it could make the other party happy.Maybe it was the childish and perverted little beast that lived in his heart only clinging to him and snuggling up to him.

Xi Guican, who was bloody, cruel and unpredictable in the eyes of others, unveiled the mystery in front of him.He Ruge couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch Xi Guican's face, and under the gaze of those slightly confused blue eyes, he naturally withdrew his hand and asked, "Is Taotie here too?"

"I don't know, he may have ascended to another world." Xi Guican said uncertainly, "I haven't seen him."

He Ruge just asked casually, he turned off Penguin to continue writing the outline, but before writing the outline, he had to deal with the invitation sent to him by Wu Chengdeng.

Cold theme support plan?

He Ruge asked about the specific content of the plan, and Wu Chengdeng replied quickly: "The current live broadcast content of the interstellar live broadcast platform is too depressing, the mainstream aesthetics of society is violence aesthetics, society is like a raging fire, and the masses are dry wood. Everyone is in such a situation. Under the environment, it is easy to ignite. Alas, my friends are really angry, and I can’t calm down to watch those live broadcasts that are suitable for the elderly. Isn’t listening to small songs and stories very self-cultivating?”

"The cold theme support plan had a rough outline a long time ago, but there was no opportunity to promote it. So when I saw your work was on the hot search, I thought it was a godsend. The platform will give the biggest recommendation to You will also open a new page separately, and you will be the first batch of pioneers..."

Wu Chengdeng's attitude was very sincere, when communicating with him, He Ruge didn't feel the alienation and aloofness of the superior at all, the other party was like an old friend, and he didn't know how much such a close-to-people attitude had to do with Xi Guican.

The news of Xi Guican's recovery has spread rapidly. Both the doves and the hawks of the federation are focusing on He Ruge, because He Ruge appeared in front of the high-level federation at this sensitive period, and it is obvious that he is in harmony with Xi Guican. The relationship is very close, compared to Xi Guican's difficulty of not eating oil and salt, He Ruge has become a breakthrough.

However, Wu Chengdeng never mentioned Xi Guican from the beginning to the end. After he finished discussing the plan with He Ruge, He Ruge was still a little hesitant to participate.

Until Wu Chengdeng offered a price that He Ruge couldn't refuse.

The money earned by the anchors of the Xingwang live broadcast platform is linked to the number of broadcasts of the work and the number of viewers of the live broadcast, and the number of broadcasts of the work released by He Ruge has exceeded 300 billion. Converted into money, it can be piled up into a small gold mountain.

"I can also give you a salary." Xi Guican leaned over to take a look at the content of the contract, and whispered: "The salary is higher than this."

"Gui Can, do you know what my previous dream was to be an officer?" He Ruge's expression suddenly became serious, "I want to be a shit-shoveling officer of a cute kitten, even if a qualified shit-shoveling officer doesn't have a strong Financial resources also need to be able to support him and his own kitten. As a shit shoveler, how can I let my own cat to support me?"

Xi Guican opened his mouth, he wanted to say that he was not a kitten, and he would not let He Ruge shovel his shit.But when he saw He Ruge's black eyes that seemed to be shining, all the unspoken words became one sentence: "Okay."

He Ruge is a seemingly gentle and easy-going person, but at the same time he is also a person who is difficult to change his mind.When He Ruge was doing what he wanted to do, those black eyes were really poured into the bright galaxy.Xi Guican thought so.

If he could hear Xi Guican's inner thoughts, then He Ruge would definitely break Xi Guican's fantasy——

He just sees the light in the eyes of money.

He Ruge succumbed to the power of money and happily became a representative cold-themed anchor supported by the Xingwang live broadcast platform.

The broadcast time is [-] o'clock tonight.

After signing the virtual contract online, a special person in charge communicated with He Ruge: "Hi Ruge, you can call me Xiaoha, since this is your first live broadcast, let me give you some attention matter."

"First of all, you prepare the content of the live broadcast. If you don't know what story to tell in the live broadcast, the website can provide you with some small stories that will not go wrong. The longer the live broadcast, the better, because the website will give you a recommendation for a week. It is best if you can consolidate your popularity in the first live broadcast.

"If you don't want to tell such a long story, I think your label chooses reading and singing, then you can also choose to sing. It's best to report the song list..."

After understanding the general process of the live broadcast, it was almost time for He Ruge and Xi Guican to soak in the hot springs. When they returned to their residence, He Ruge was a little nervous about preparing for the evening live broadcast. The place chosen for the live broadcast was Xi Guican's study. There are so many books in Guican's study that he could open a bookstore.

These are all books provided by Mao Zixie.In the interstellar era, paper books are a symbol of feelings. Most interstellar people use optical brains to read e-books, while others think that the atmosphere and texture provided by paper books cannot be replaced by e-books.

Mao Zixie is a loyal fan of the paper book school. The reason why he moved so many books to Xi Guican's home is to make Xi Guican read more books when he is angry, so that he can calm down and not get angry at will.

However, when Xi Guican is angry, he wants to tear up the book even more.

Because of the regular cleaning by housekeeping robots, the study room, which had been silent for a long time, did not accumulate dust.

He Ruge shuttled among the ten rows of bookshelves. The bookshelves were so high that He Ruge couldn't reach the books on the top floor. There was a small button on each shelf. He Ruge pressed it out of curiosity. A small ladder pops up slowly, and you can climb to the bookshelf along the ladder.It was inconvenient for He Ruge to climb the stairs wearing slippers, so he simply climbed up barefoot.

The space on the top of the bookshelf is wide enough for He Ruge to lie down and sleep.He Ruge felt strange for a moment, he sat on the top of the bookshelf, stretched out his hand and randomly picked a book from the top shelf of the bookshelf.

This is a book about medicine, and it is all about common sense about the bodies of interstellar people. For example, every interstellar person has two forms, one is animal form, and the other is human form.They are all zoomorphs in their infancy, because zoomorphism can improve the survival rate of newborns.Different races took different forms at the earliest time. Some races, such as the Rat Race, could transform into a human form after maintaining their animal form for half a year, while the Elephant Race's beast form lasted at least eight years.

All kinds of cold knowledge and common sense appear in the book, and He Ruge was fascinated by reading it for a while. In addition, he slept more than two in the morning, because he usually wakes up at eight or nine, and his biological clock has been fixed. He Ruge woke up naturally at 08:30 today, he fell asleep just looking at it due to lack of sleep.

He slept soundly.

Xi Guican is currently cooking a big meal with the newly delivered ingredients in the kitchen. Although the housekeeping robot can cook standard food, Xi Guican thinks that such food is useless of soul and heart.Today is He Ruge's birthday, he must make a meal by himself.

The time passed without knowing it, and soon it was six o'clock. At this time, Xi Guican was still struggling in the kitchen, but the alarm clock set at six o'clock reminded Xi Guican that it was time for the live broadcast.Xi Guican turned on his light brain, and the light screen was suspended in the air. He was going to make dinner while watching He Ruge's live broadcast.

The live broadcast has just started, and there are as many as 100 billion people online in the live broadcast room of "Coaxing You to Sleep", but it is strange that the live broadcast screen is full of bookshelves, and the voice of the anchor is not seen.Barrage voices of doubt sounded one after another:

"Where is the person?! I want to watch the anchor's person!"

"It must be because of the ugly face, so I dare not show it. People with good voices usually have ugly faces."

"What are you doing, put pigeons? You're sick, waste my time, this kind of stupid anchor will actually want to dove on the first day of broadcasting!"

Seeing these bullet screens, Xi Guican's blue eyes seemed to be icy.

The live broadcast screen slowly moved up from the middle and lower end of the bookshelf. Because it was a high-definition camera, all the books in the collection could be seen clearly.

"Wow, wow, I read it right, it seems that there are medical notes that the research institute does not sell to the public! It seems to be the notes of Mao Zixie!!!"

"There are a lot of paper books, is the host also a supporter of the paper book school?"

Until the camera was pushed to the top of the bookshelf, the chattering barrage suddenly stopped.

Snow-white toes protrude from the top of the slightly dim bookshelf, and you can see the bright red lines appearing from the ankles. The blood-like dazzling red is extremely conspicuous on the creamy white skin. The camera slowly moves to the left, and the live broadcast screen Slender legs appeared on the body, and the lines on the legs were almost transparent white that would glow, as if a layer of glaze had been applied to the skin.

This slender leg hangs lazily halfway in the air, like a red plum ambiguously spit out from a branch covered with fine snow.

The thighs are covered by thin fabrics, but the camera can see the faint redness inside the thighs.

This body has no calluses at all, and even the soles of its feet are soft and pale pink. This is the flawless skin that can only be cultivated if it is pampered.

The face of the person lying on his side is covered with a medical book.His upper body was wearing a silky silk shirt, and the soft fabric flowed gracefully down the spine, showing the graceful curve of his back.

The light brain's alarm clock kept ringing, disturbing the sleeping people.

In front of the almost dead barrage, the medical book slipped down, revealing a face that astonished the world.