What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

When Mao Zixie saw Xi Guican, he smiled and said, "Major General Xi, your complexion looks very good..." Before he could finish speaking, when he glanced at He Ruge behind Xi Guican, he opened his mouth, but Completely forgot what I was going to say next.

The very similar appearance to Mao Zhengyong gave He Ruge a sense of familiarity with an old friend, "Hello, I am Gui Can's friend, my name is He Ruge."

Xi Guican was not very happy that He Ruge was stared at like this, he walked in front of He Ruge, his tall body covered He Ruge tightly, like a giant dragon guarding his treasure, deterring all prying eyes.

Under the gaze of sharp blue eyes, Mao Zixie shuddered. He realized that the man in front of him was displeased by his gaffe just now, so he hurriedly said, "In order not to delay your time, Major General Xi, let's go for a routine inspection." .”

The place for routine checkups is the small family hospital on the first floor. The medical equipment inside is all imported from the research institute and related to the sea of ​​spiritual consciousness.Xi Guican only needs to lie in it for ten minutes to get more detailed body data.

"Don't ask He Ruge any questions." Lying down in front of the instrument, Xi Guican warned Mao Zixie with a cold face.

Mao Zixie, who was seen through his small thoughts, could only nod and say yes. Under such a mountainous sense of oppression, he suspected that if he said a bad word, he would end up in an extremely miserable end.From this point of view, He Ruge should be more than just a friend in Xi Guican's heart.

Even if he is a friend, his weight in Xi Guican's heart is extraordinary.Because Mao Zixie has never heard of Xi Guican having any friends for so many years.There are countless people in the Federation who want to line up to be friends with Xi Guican, but Xi Guican is always the lone star of Tiansha.

This man is so invincible that he doesn't need any friends and company. Even during the period when his illness was the most serious, no one could walk into his heart.He is like a beast, after being injured, he would rather lick the wound alone in the corner, and he would not dissect his vulnerable side to others.

No, maybe this Mr. He approached Xi Guican when he was most vulnerable.

Mao Zixie didn't dare to look at the face of the person beside him, the glimpse just now had already left an incomparably profound impact on his mind.If it was such a person, he might understand Major General Xi.There should be no one in the world who can resist such a beauty, let alone that voice that is like the sounds of nature.Fortunately, he is no longer a young man, otherwise he would really never forget it and never marry.

"Doctor Mao, I have something to ask you." He Ruge said to Mao Zixie who seemed to be in a daze. He always felt that this Doctor Mao was frightened by Xi Guican's terrifying eyes.

"You ask." The other party suddenly raised his head, and when he saw him, he quickly lowered his head and stammered, "I must know everything."

"What's wrong with Guican? Is his illness serious?" He Ruge asked the question he was most concerned about right now.

Mao Zixie was a little surprised and said: "Ah? I thought you knew about Major General Xi's condition... Major General Xi suffered from a rare whirlpool psychosis. Major General Xi can no longer pilot mechs, and has been forced to withdraw from Star Wars to recuperate from his illness."

He Ruge was completely stunned. He knew that Xi Guican might announce the good news but not the bad news, but he didn't expect that Xi Guican would hide it from him. The disease was so serious that he could no longer drive the mecha. Gui Can's mouth turned out to be just a minor ailment not worth mentioning.What disease has been cured, there is no problem at all.

The other party spoke calmly, and he really thought it was just a minor illness.

"Then has he recovered from his illness?" He Ruge's voice was a little dry.

"Healed? When did you recover?" Mao Zixie said in surprise: "The last time I came to check up on Major General Xi, although he was not terminally ill, it had nothing to do with recovery. Major General Xi's illness has become more and more serious in the past two years. This disease has a lot to do with the patient's mood, and one should not be overjoyed or sad, and Major General Xi's mental state has always been very bad, in fact, I have advised Major General Xi to see a psychiatrist before, but Major General Xi refused me."

"Mr. He, if you are willing, I hope you can persuade Major General Xi to see a psychiatrist, and don't shy away from medical treatment."

Is it a lie to say good recovery?He Ruge remembered Xi Guican's swearing expression last night, and he didn't believe that Xi Guican would lie to him about this kind of thing. Based on his understanding of Xi Guican, if Xi Guican was really ill, it must be Change the subject and never mention the illness.

Thinking about it this way, there is only one possibility, and that is that Xi Guican has indeed recovered, but Mao Zixie doesn't know about it.The disease that has been deteriorating for two years can only be cured overnight because of that mysterious game.

After figuring it out, He Ruge breathed a sigh of relief, "Okay, I will persuade him. By the way, Dr. Mao, what kind of medicinal bath did Guican take?" In view of Xi Guican's previous convictions of avoiding the serious and the minor, He Ruge is no longer Believing that the medicated bath is a simple "healthy body", his intuition told him that the medicated bath must not be simple.

"Oh, you are talking about a hair growth bath, right? It is a simple medicated bath that promotes hair growth." Mao Zixie confessed: "Because he is suffering from whirlpool psychophagia, as long as Major General Xi gets agitated, he will lose weight." She will lose hair and vomit blood, so I gave Major General Xi a prescription for nourishing blood and growing hair. However, Major General Xi seemed to think that the effect of the hair growth bath was not good, so he asked me to introduce a hair transplant doctor last night."

He Ruge: "???"

What hair growth bath?What hair transplant?Why can't he understand anything?

Mao Zixie didn't dare to look directly at He Ruge, he kept his head down and talked without noticing He Ruge's shocked expression, "If you have a chance, go and persuade Major General Xi not to have hair transplant surgery, no matter how good the transplanted hair is, it's not yours , the best hair transplant surgery, all the transplanted hair will fall off in two months, these fake hairs will not only fall off by themselves, but also take away part of the real hair and fall off together.”

He said with a long sigh: "I know that there are some patients who were not particularly bald at first, and they went for hair transplantation for various reasons. They had a lot of hair right after the operation, and as a result, all the fake hair fell out in two months. Finally, they will be stimulated by the huge drop, and they will go for hair transplant surgery quickly, and after repeated tossing and tossing in this way, the baldness will be obvious."

He Ruge was stunned when he heard it, and all the doubts were replaying in his mind. No wonder Xi Guican insisted on wearing sheep pajamas to sleep last night. No wonder that big white tiger suddenly dived in panic when he just fell out of the bathtub...

It turned out to be his big white tiger, bald.

Bald.

bald.

bald.

Mao Zixie didn't realize at all what kind of big mess he had made. He thought that since He Ruge was so important in Major General Xi's heart, he must treat He Ruge well, and he would answer whatever the other party asked. Not a big deal.

He wanted to try to leave a good impression on He Ruge's heart, so that not only would he ease the doctor-patient relationship with Major General Xi, but also prepare for inviting He Ruge to participate in the research on the sea of ​​spiritual consciousness in the future. He really kills two birds with one stone.

He Ruge was in a trance, even when he crossed over yesterday, he was not as dazed as he is now.How come it's so good, it's bald if you say it's bald, there's no sign at all.

Obviously, the little white tiger and the big white tiger in the game are full of hair, so can he call this fake game deceiving people's feelings?

No, I cannot be so superficial.

He Ruge couldn't help thinking about a serious question, that is, what is love, and when his lover is old and fading, is he still willing to love him as before.

But getting old and going bald are not the same thing at all.

If he is old, he is still a handsome old man with outstanding temperament.But if Yingnian went bald early... no, Xi Guican's hair is still quite thick, could it be that——

Is Xi Guican wearing a wig? !

If it wasn't for helping Xi Guican comb her hair this morning and touching the other's thick hair with his own hands, He Ruge would really suspect that the other party is wearing a wig.

Although body size and bald head are magic weapons to test a man's appearance, active baldness and passive baldness are completely different things, just like breaking up, dumping others and being dumped are two different things.

Moreover, he had seen the big fluffy head of the big white tiger with his own eyes, and it was not bald at all.

"... Where is Guican's bald spot?" He Ruge asked with difficulty.

"Beast shape means other parts of the body except the head." Mao Zixie said courteously, "I have a photo, do you want to see it?"

He Ruge was silent for a while, then said: "Think."

The photo in Mao Zixie's hand was sent to him by Xi Guican when he took a selfie.It was a dark and windy night for a month. The bald white tiger took a bath and shed a bathtub of hair. The white fur floated on the water, and the pink meat pads were wiped clean.Perhaps he is unwilling to face the reality, and Xi Guican also has to face up to the fact that he is bald.

He took a picture of his baldness without love, and sent it to Mao Zixie, asking if he could cure his baldness.

What He Ruge saw at the moment was this photo of the most tragic period of bald hair.He gasped, and all the fluffy big white tigers in his memory were replaced by this big white bald tiger.Just by taking a look, He Ruge couldn't forget the bald face of the other party.

It may be that the cute filter is too heavy, and the big head is not bald, but the body is more bald. He Ruge's mood at the moment is actually based on pity.

This is the legendary parent who doesn't think their child is ugly.

Even if his cute cub is bald, so what, the bald cub is also very cute.

"Send me this photo." He Ruge has seen all kinds of Xi Guican, but he has never seen the bald Xi Guican. He must keep such a commemorative photo. down.

"Okay, can I add you as a star network friend?"

……

When Xi Guican came out of the room, he once again was bathed in the loving eyes of He Ruge's father.Xi Guican faintly felt that something was wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong.

He Ruge, the old father who protects the precarious face of the bald-haired cub: "Gui Can, you have such a serious illness, why don't you tell me about it."

Xi Guican hurriedly said: "I'm fine, right." He signaled Mao Zixie with his eyes.

Mao Zixie held the checklist and said ecstatically, "This is a miracle!" Although he really wanted to pull Xi Guican into the experiment, Mao Zixie knew that he would be rejected.After congratulating Xi Guican, he left in a hurry, preparing to inform the Federation of the news.

All this seems to be happy.At least for the current bald tiger, ignorance is indeed a kind of happiness.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Mao·Dazui·Zixie: Major General Xi is bald, not only taking a hair growth bath, but also going to plant hair

He Ruge:? ? ?

Xi Guican who didn't know it: I'm going to have hair soon lol lol lol