What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

Although the side effect of the hair growth bath is weakness in the lower abdomen, Xi Guican is alive and well at this moment as if he had taken a panacea.He logged into "Your Exclusive Lover", preparing to review all kinds of kissing methods again late at night.

[Drip—Identified a bald tiger]

[Authentication successful, I wish you a happy game! 】

After hearing the familiar title of bald-haired tiger, Xi Guican raised the corners of his lips coldly. Soon he will be able to undergo hair transplant surgery. Let's see how the game will call him when the time comes.

He Ruge

【Father's love is like a mountain】: He Ruge loves you very much, although most of the time it is the old father's love for his children (the progress of father's love deterioration is 35%)

[Awakened]: He Ruge finally passed his awakening period and turned into a mermaid. His racial advantages are being slowly developed by you (unlocked)

身体

[Lip]: Sensitivity 10, you tried kissing with closed lips

sound

[clear]: holiness 42

【Fairy】(Unlocked)

In just one night, the degree of deterioration of father's love increased by 6%, and Xi Guican instantly felt that the future was bright. If this progress was followed, father's love would completely deteriorate in ten days.I don't know when the [Mei] of the voice will be unlocked, and what functions it will have after unlocking.

Xi Guican rubbed his big paws expectantly, and used his wet paws to press down the incoming news, whether it was from doves or hawks, Xi Guican turned off all of them. He was tired and wanted to go to bed early. These insignificant things will wait until he has had enough sleep.

After drying himself, Xi Guican climbed back onto the bed, got into the sheep pajamas, put on the heavy pajamas again, and Xi Guican suddenly thought of a problem, that is, he can completely adjust the temperature in the room.Maybe it's because of her beauty, Xi Guican didn't think of this method at all before, and now that He Ruge fell asleep wearing cool pajamas, Xi Guican didn't dare to move too much for fear of waking up the other party, let alone adjust the temperature for fear of freezing other side.He could only fall asleep in his pajamas, which were almost stuffy.

Because it was too hot, Xi Guican didn't sleep well, he had a nightmare, dreamed that he was too hot, all the fur on his body fell off in order to dissipate heat, and he turned into a completely bald tiger.After He Ruge discovered the truth about his baldness, he suddenly left again just as he had suddenly appeared in his life.

This nightmare frightened Xi Guican awake. When he woke up, he found that he was too hot and tore the sheep pajamas in half in his sleep. No wonder he had the terrible dream of shedding hair to dissipate heat.Xi Guican asked the housekeeping robot to clean up the torn sheep pajamas, and he quietly got up to go to He Ruge to prepare a loving breakfast.

The game said that if you want to win a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach.

Xi Guican geared up and ran to the kitchen, and spent the whole morning successfully blowing up the kitchen, destroying the ingredients bought last night.So when He Ruge woke up, the loving breakfast he saw was a strawberry-flavored nutrient solution.

"...I wanted to make you breakfast, but I didn't cook it very well." The man was wearing a dark military uniform, his sleeves rolled up to his elbows, and one button on his collar was undone.In He Ruge's mind, it seemed that this murderous man was cooking clumsily in the kitchen.

The messy white hair was obviously not taken care of, and a strand of hair was raised angrily.He Ruge couldn't help standing on tiptoe, wanting to suppress that furious strand of hair.

Xi Guican hurriedly lowered his head so that He Ruge could touch his own head, not like a big cat, but like a big dog.

"Did you wake up in the morning without combing your hair, and ran to prepare breakfast for me?" He Ruge patiently arranged his hair with his fingers, and He Ruge patted the white hair lightly, wanting to wipe away the smell of fireworks on Xi Guican's body .

The man lowered his head, and his thick eyelashes look very raised from this angle. The deep eyebrows of Westerners and the delicate skin of Easterners are perfectly combined, and they all say "the most shyness of bowing their heads", but Xi Guican even Even with his head down, the aggression on his face would not be restrained.Just like his bony nose, he bumped into him head-on with a murderous look and a heroic spirit.

He had the face of a king, and even if he lowered his head, he couldn't hide the arrogance that nothing in the world could be seen.Only when these sapphire eyes look at He Ruge, is the real "beast sniffing the rose with a heart", this blood-sucking federal blade finally has his scabbard.

"I will definitely remember to comb my hair next time." Xi Guican assured He Ruge, he liked the feeling of He Ruge's fingers running through his hair, and when he said this, he narrowed his eyes comfortably, as if being patted down The big cat said, "You combed my hair for me, and I will do it for you later, we help each other."

Blue eyes lit up, "You can change into a mermaid, and you will have more hair like that. There is a natural hot spring on this planet, we can go to the hot spring." When He Ruge turns into a mermaid, his hair will grow to waistline.

He Ruge would not reject Xi Guican over these trivial matters. He drank the nutrient solution and suddenly thought: "Guitan, do you think our mermaid race will never be bald?"

Xi Guican, who is particularly sensitive to the word bald, tensed all his muscles instantly, and looked at He Ruge nervously, afraid that he would discover something.

"After all, you can grow hair when you become a mermaid." After He Ruge finished speaking, he laughed, and Xi Guican also managed to force a smile.

He Ruge turned on the optical brain while drinking the nutrient solution, and logged in to the star network not very proficiently. He already had a plan for the future before going to bed last night.There are many types of texts in the online literature circle, such as the post-apocalyptic stream, Shurachang, infinite stream, farming text...everyone who creates a genre is worthy of admiration. Charm is to use words to form the wings of imagination, and take readers to fly into these wonderful and different worlds.

What He Ruge wants to do is to move these dream worlds to the web texts that are as blank as the Arctic Circle in the interstellar era.

He plans to spend half a month to conceive his new article, and write an online article that shocks the interstellar readers, and gathers various hot themes of "traveling, rebirth, face-slapping, Su Shuang, Goldfinger". Let everyone witness what is called a real online novel.

He Ruge's blood boiled with enthusiasm. He just typed the words "novel website" in the search bar of Xingwang, and saw today's hot search automatically popped up under the search bar.

The first trending searches were his and Xi Guican's names.

He Ruge blankly turned his head to look at Xi Guican beside him, Xi Guican's expression was blank, completely out of state.He Ruge entered the first trending search in a daze, and the light screen was automatically divided into two halves.

Half of it is the Xingwang live broadcast platform, and the other half is the Xingwang user center.

The content on the Xingwang live broadcast platform is He Ruge's own live broadcast room. He Ruge saw the explosion. Click, comment, bookmark, forward and reward.

He Ruge exited the live broadcast room in horror and re-entered. Those comments were replaced by a new wave, and new comments crowded out the old ones every moment. The frightening heat made He Ruge suspect that he hadn't woken up at all.

He looked at the other half of the light screen, and saw Xi Guican's user center, and the thousand-character rainbow fart.

He Ruge: "Huh???"

Xi Guican, who finally realized what he did in the middle of the night yesterday: "I, I can explain. Your work is indeed very good. Look, everyone likes your work very much. I think such a good work should not buried..."

He Ruge finally digested the fact that he became famous overnight, he actually didn't feel disgusted, because no one revealed his true identity, and the rainbow farts of the interstellar people were very straightforward, which made He Ruge burst with shame.He took a deep breath, and said to Xi Guican, "I hate writing, and it's impossible to write an autobiography in this life."

Xi Guican: "..."

He Ruge: "Does it sound familiar? The baby you just told me yesterday."

Xi Guican was like a brat who did something wrong, he said dejectedly, "I was wrong."

He Ruge asked a little funny: "Where did you go wrong? Why are you rushing to admit your mistake all of a sudden? Your thousand-character rainbow fart is written quite smoothly, it seems to be done in one go, and the words you use are also very interesting. The frequency of these two words is too high.” He clicked on the comment, and was delighted to see the comments made by the fans of Gao Zan: “You are a very talented fan, saying that you use simple words to describe The essence of the most beautiful voice in the world..." The fan filter was so thick that it blinded the eyes.

Hearing He Ruge read Rainbow Fart, Xi Guican's ears turned red unconsciously. He said modestly, "I'm not as good at writing as he is." It seems that he still thinks that he writes very well.

Sure enough, rainbow farts make people lose themselves.

When He Ruge was about to chat with Xi Guican again, Xi Guican's optical brain notified that a guest had arrived and interrupted their conversation.

Mao Zixie stood outside the house and rang the doorbell twice. He had heavy dark circles under his eyes, but he was extraordinarily energetic.He was so energetic that even the fear of rats entering the tiger's den was diluted a lot.

He came here this time not only to receive instructions from the Federation to check on Xi Guican's physical condition, but also to ask about the identity of that mysterious "Ruge" from Xingwang.

Mao Zixie was full of curiosity about "Ru Ge", because he found that this person's voice had a special influence on the sea of ​​spiritual consciousness. Mao Zixie had a hunch that if he could find out the reason, he might give the domain of the sea of ​​spiritual consciousness His research has brought historic breakthroughs.

Mao Zixie's bloody face appeared on the light screen. Xi Guican was not surprised that it was Mao Zixie. On this private planet, besides him and He Ruge, the only intelligent beings were the attending physicians. Mao Zixie.

Perhaps because of his love for his research field, the shyness on Mao Zixie's face disappeared at this time.

"Hey, why does he look so similar to Doctor Xun Yao?" He Ruge asked in surprise.

"His name is Mao Zixie, and he is Mao Zhengyong's grandson." Xi Guican opened the house manager in his brain, and clicked to allow entry. "He should have come to check on my health."

The doves and hawks sent him condolences at the same time, Xi Guican turned off a lot of communications, finished drinking the nutrient solution and prepared to go down to find the medicine rats.

He Ruge also followed Xi Guican, preparing to go downstairs together, he felt that this world was really wonderful, when he saw Mao Zixie in the light screen, he had the illusion that he was still playing a game.

If the game is related to reality, does that mean that he can find the corpses of those children in the Xinghai Orphanage...

take them home.