What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

After Mao Zixie left, Xi Guican asked He Ruge: "He didn't ask about your privacy, did he?" The game assigned He Ruge's identity as a resident of Seventeen Stars. Since the fall of Seventeen Stars two years ago, He Ruge has been wandering around. .

Although the energy of this game is great, He Ruge's identity is arranged seamlessly, and it is impossible to find any mistakes, but if you ask carefully, the fabricated wandering journey is prone to mistakes, Xi Guican is worried that He Ruge will be tricked by Mao Zixie .

Not only was he not asked about his privacy, but he also asked He Ruge who attended Gui Can's privacy from Mao Zixie's mouth: "No, by the way, Gui Can, actually after the game ended, I have always been confused, and this time I want to ask you."

Since he asked Mao Zixie himself, he should ensure the other party's personal safety, He Ruge quickly changed the subject and said: "I have obtained many props in the game "Your Exclusive Lover", and one of them is called 'The murderer is Who', as the name suggests, is an item that can confirm the identity of the mastermind behind the scenes, probably for game balance, this item has limitations, it can only answer yes or no, and cannot directly tell the identity of the murderer."

"At first I thought the vulture was the murderer." When He Ruge said the word vulture, Xi Guican's pupils shrank, as if he had realized something, he held his breath unconsciously and looked at He Ruge.

"However, when I used this prop on Vulture, the prop told me that he is not the real mastermind behind the scenes." He Ruge asked strangely, "Then who is the real murderer? Gui Can, can you tell me the answer?"

"I have no idea."

His blue eyes were blank, Xi Guican was like a statue, silently standing in place.He thought of many, many things, about vultures, and about the Federation.There are many things that I can't think about carefully, and the more I think about it, the more I feel that there are flaws everywhere.

Why is a star bandit leader able to organize such a large and rigorous experiment, and even own the brainwashing machine that the Federation wanted to destroy?Why hasn't he suspected Vulture's identity for so many years?

...yes, it's that brainwashing machine.

After all, the machine still had an impact on him, even if it was a slight one. During the brainwashing process that lasted for a day and a night, he was indoctrinated with many ideas by the machine, such as organization first, scavenger first, and vulture leader first.

Because of the split soul, brainwashing is ineffective for him, he will not become a puppet with only organization, but brainwashing is effective, because he remembers that vultures are the source of all suffering and evil, and Unwavering in his belief, he attributed this hatred to the vulture.

So for so many years, he was actually a ridiculous puppet.The black hand behind the scenes just watched him silently, manipulating him with a thin thread that spanned time and distorted memory.

From signing an agreement with the Federation, entering the military academy and being forced to break off his insect wings, to when he was suddenly stimulated during the second Star Wars, and was diagnosed with whirlpool psychophagia... Behind all of this, there is an invisible shadow of man.

He was controlled by others, from life to death, he couldn't help himself.He is dominated by others, and at the most splendid moment of his life, he is heading for destruction.

If there is no appearance of this mysterious game, then what is waiting for him?As his condition worsens, he will die silently on this planet, just like those experimental subjects died silently on Seventeen Stars and Xinghai Orphanage.

His death was just carried out in a bigger cage.His funeral was just a lot more crying than those experimental subjects.It turned out that he was still the same number 20, the number 20 who was trapped in the cubicle, helpless and anxious all day long...

Xi Guican suddenly felt a little cold, his teeth were extremely cold, endless darkness and negative emotions overwhelmed him, he seemed to be stuck in the mud again, in the darkness where he couldn't reach his fingers, there were countless traps hidden, the wet and cold mud flooded his mouth Nose, poured into the heart riddled with holes.

The monster in his heart seemed to come out again, a black mass with blood-red eyes and a stern roar.When the monster was about to occupy his body, Xi Guican fell into a warm embrace. He was touched gently on the head by someone who patted his back lightly like coaxing a child. Every time he patted, the darkness in his heart Just peeled off a layer.

"It doesn't matter if you don't know the murderer. It's not your fault. Let's find it slowly. We still have such a long time. We will always find the real murderer." Gentle voice, warm embrace.

When all the darkness withered away, the monster showed its original appearance, it was a wronged little white tiger with red eyes, and it was the self who had been wronged but had nowhere to confide in.

Xi Guican stretched out his arms to hug He Ruge, and he hummed softly, "Okay."

"Didn't you say you're going to take a hot spring? How about we go to a hot spring?" He Ruge could feel Xi Guican's uneasiness and fear. If he wasn't particularly sad, Xi Guican wouldn't have hugged him so tightly.

"Okay." Xi Guican said sullenly, "I want to carry you over there."

"Hold me all the way and not let go?" He Ruge said amusedly: "It's not that I don't have legs, if you carry me away, if others see it, they will be laughed at."

"There is no one else here." The blue eyes carried a hint of begging, "He Ruge, I want to hug you."

He Ruge thought that luckily it was "I want to hug you" instead of "I want you to hug me", otherwise the old father's waist would really be crushed by the big bald boy.

"Then I'll give you a hug this time." He Ruge said helplessly.He was carried to the mecha room by Xi Guican, and saw the gorgeous silver-white mecha in the mecha room. The ten-meter-high mecha is full of technological beauty, with smooth lines hiding murderous intent, and the silver-white mecha shell is as clean as new.

He Ruge couldn't help but exclaimed, this was the first time he saw a mecha in reality, and it was such a beautiful mecha.

"This is my mech, and its name is No. 20."

For a mecha master, the mecha is equal to the existence of his wife, and no one is allowed to defile and blaspheme, and the person who can step into the cockpit, besides himself, may only be his wife.

The cockpit door of "No. 20" was opened for the first time except for Xi Guican.

"It looks like new." He Ruge praised. Mao Zixie said that after Xi Guican got sick, he could no longer drive the mecha, so He Ruge thought that Xi Guican's mecha should accumulate dust after two years That's right.I didn't expect No. 20 to be so clean, clean enough to sparkle.

"Because I just drove it to the Seventeenth Planet not long ago." Xi Guican put the energy spar into the energy tank, "I went to the Xinghai Orphanage."

He Ruge looked at Xi Guican, and Xi Guican also looked at him quietly, those blue eyes were very calm, like a calm sea, a cloudless blue sky, and the man's voice was also calm, talking about himself lightly My story: "I wanted to revisit the old place, but it has become ruins. There is nothing to revisit."

"Are the... bones of those children there?" He Ruge asked softly.

"All the Federation has been cleaned up." With his blue eyes slightly closed, Xi Guican's expression was like a dream, "17 years ago, they dug up the bones from the ruins, and they were all bones, because the meat was eaten by the zerg. Yes. Those bones are stacked high, like a hill."

"Later, it was burnt to ashes and sprinkled to the sea of ​​stars." Xi Guican closed his eyes and leaned his head on He Ruge's shoulder, his voice was so soft that it was like dreaming: "Maybe there are golden python's ashes inside, he Didn't he always want to be a star? His dream came true."

"He Ruge, actually I hate the Federation." The sharp brows were furrowed, sharp enough to scratch oneself.

He Ruge smoothed his frowning brows with his fingers, and did not speak, he knew that he didn't need to say anything at this time, the other party just needed someone to tell.If there is only one person carrying many things, it will be too tiring.

"I hate Mao Zixie too."

"I really..." I really want to tell this ignorant drug hunter, tell him the sins of his parents, tell him the filth of living, and tell him the reason why he can live happily and carefree. Living in the sun is because he stepped on the corpses of countless people.

I really want to destroy the Federation.Destroy this federation that knows all the evils but silently indulges them, ruin this federation that uses the soil of evil to cultivate its fruits, and also destroy the ignorant interstellar people who live under the protection of the federation.

I really want to find out the real murderer, devour him alive and tear him into pieces, so that he can't live or die.

With all the terrible words stuck in his throat, Xi Guican tremblingly said: "I really... like you so much."

He Ruge patted Xi Guican's head, and said softly, "I like you very much, too."

The silver-white mecha was flying on this lonely planet, and finally landed by the hot spring.He Ruge transformed into a mermaid and soaked in the hot spring, and Xi Guican helped He Ruge comb his hair.

The smooth black hair slid through the fingertips, and it was the first time that the hand that was used to holding the weapon touched the long hair.Xi Guican's mood strangely calmed down, he looked at He Ruge who was writing the outline.

"What kind of story are you going to write?" Xi Guican asked.

"A cool article about Star Wars-related rebirth cheats." He Ruge is ready to keep up with the trend. Since Star Wars is a hot topic now, he will take a wave of the popularity of the hot topic. "I already have a rough idea of ​​the plot line. The protagonist was an unknown pawn who participated in Star Wars before his rebirth."

Xi Guican nodded seriously.

"Then he was killed by the Zerg."

Xi Guican: "...Huh?"

He Ruge continued: "Then he was reborn with a system. That system is the protagonist's golden finger. As long as the protagonist kills the Zerg, the system will give him experience, just like the game, do you understand?"

Xi Guican nodded.

"With experience, you can level up. The protagonist will level up and become stronger all the way, destroying the Zerg, and becoming a hero of the Federation." The plot line is similar to Dianjia's Shuangwen routine. It doesn't need too much logic, just being cool is enough.

"Is there really such a thing as a system?" Xi Guican was shocked when he heard this concept for the first time.

"Fake." He Ruge clapped his hands and said, "Then it's the relationship line. What kind of girls do interstellar people usually like?"

Xi Guican said seriously: "I like you."

He Ruge coaxed the child and said, "Yeah, I know, I like you too." He typed "Popular Goddess" in the search bar of Xingwang, and saw many ladies with long breasts and thighs. "Okay, the heroine is the beautiful Yujie."

"No." Xi Guican objected, "It can only be you."

He Ruge: "...Baby, I'm writing a novel, and it's all fake. It's fine if the male protagonist likes the female protagonist, why come here and like me."

"The male lead is me, and I like you." Xi Guican automatically took the role of the male lead: "It's all rebirth, it's all about destroying the Zerg and becoming a hero, and it's all about killing the Zerg to become stronger, this male lead You're not talking about me, but who are you talking about?" Xi Guican had a wise expression that sees through everything: "I know, you're writing about me."

He Ruge: "..."

You're probably blown away by fans' rainbow farts.If I really wanted to write about you, I would set the hero as a bald tiger. I have already thought of the name, and I will call it "Major General Bald Tiger with Long Hair".

"You can't secretly write about other men behind my back." Xi Guican took He Ruge's hand and said possessively, "You can only write about me."

"Honey, I wrote paper people."

"What's the matter with the paper man, you may also like the paper man."

He Ruge couldn't refute it for a while, well, isn't it just a danmei trap, since it's bent, then it should be more thorough, and it's better to turn from a romance writer to a danmei writer.