What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

"It's great, there is actually a dual cultivation technique, so that we can make progress together!" If the tiger ears on Xi Guican's head hadn't been so excited that they popped out, He Ruge might really believe that the other party is purely for "making progress together." "And happy.

Xi Guican graciously turned on the game in his brain, "We need to be familiar with the exercises in order to practice better."

He Ruge: "..."

For some reason, He Ruge felt a faint trace of regret in his heart, he always felt that his bursting of dual cultivation skills was a sheep in the mouth of a tiger.

The snow-white tiger ears were trembling with excitement. When Xi Guican saw [Water and milk blending] [Spirit and flesh unite], he suddenly raised his head, as if he had to take a breath after suffering too much stimulation, "This is really a profound subject. Cultivation method." Xi Guican shook his head and muttered to himself, and then he threw himself into the ocean of knowledge like a wolf and a tiger with hunger and thirst.

"You don't need to read the rest of the content." He Ruge couldn't help blushing when he saw the illustrations behind the exercises, and he quickly covered Xi Guican's bright blue eyes, and twisted his snow-white tiger ears. After a while: "Don't blush, don't get excited."

Obviously, He Ruge blushed herself, but she was merciless when she taught Xi Guican a lesson, a typical example of "only state officials are allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps".

Xi Guican tried hard to swallow, he took a deep breath, trying to calm down, but all he smelled was the strange fragrance from He Ru singer.

The military uniform worn by He Ruge was full of seductive fragrance.When the clothes He Ruge bought arrive, he will put them away and resolutely refuse to wash them.

"Have you understood how to practice the [Using Lips to Breathe] in the first level?" When Xi Guican's breathing became too gentle, He Ruge put down his hand covering Xi Guican's eyes.

The specific cultivation method is esoteric and difficult to understand, anyway, He Ruge couldn't understand it anyway.But the game made it very clear that he was the receiver in the training, and Xi Guican was the leader.

He Ruge is actually more like a container for purification and purification. Xi Guican's spiritual power will flow through his body, a small part of the spiritual power stays in He Ruge's body, and the other part is purified and returned to Xi Guican Return to Can's body.

So this is a dual practice method that can benefit both parties.

Xi Guican nodded, and quietly added: "Actually, I also understand the second class."

He Ruge said indifferently: "We only need to cultivate the first level."

Xi Guican aggrieved: "Okay." Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to climb.Even if this piece of meat is hanging on the sky steps, Xi Guican will climb up it if he tries his best, and eat him until his mouth is full of oil.

Xi Guican, who had set his goals in life, pouted, "Don't talk, kiss me." No matter how handsome a face is, pouting is stupid, all aggression is hidden behind a harmless appearance.

It's like the big white tiger said to the little koi, I only kiss you and don't do other bad things.However, the little koi naively believed it. He jumped out of the water, and his watery little mouth smacked on the tiger's mouth.Fragrant little koi, with moist water vapor on its body.His smooth body was held down by the tiger's claws, and the rough tiger's tongue began to do whatever it wanted.

Enveloped with an aura that made people feel ecstatic, crystal saliva flowed from the corners of his lips to his slender and fragile neck, like a sacrificial lamb lifting his neck.

The tail of the fish began to tremble, and it struggled crazily as if lacking oxygen, but the big white tiger firmly fixed the little koi with its tiger claws, and the dry tiger claws were wet by the little koi.

After the practice, He Ruge lay limp on the bed, the pink of March peach blossom appeared at the end of his eyes, and his whole body was transpired into a light pink by the heat. The heat of the demon pattern on his legs never dropped. He didn't know what to do when Yaowen had a fever, but now he understood.

He needs to guide the energy in the demon pattern to flow in his body.Just like Xi Guican used that strange, domineering aura to rampage in his body just now.Compared with Xi Guican's condensed and mellow aura, the aura that He Ruge can mobilize is like a trickle. He controlled this weak aura to flow into his throat, and tried to let out a soft cry: "Gui Can."

A gentle voice that cannot be described in words reached Xi Guican's ears. It was an ethereal voice that could cleanse the hearts of the world. It was as if someone was singing while standing on a very high sea of ​​clouds. Time and space reach directly to his heart.

At this moment, he was brought into the good memories of the past by this sound like the sound of nature.

This, is this the feeling of heartbeat?

Xi Guican clutched his chest, staring at He Ruge in a daze.

His blank expression pleased He Ruge very well, and He Ruge couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips.This way of speaking consumes a lot of spiritual energy, He Ruge felt that if he finished reading a short fairy tale, he would use up all his spiritual energy.

"Do you think it sounds good?" He Ruge's speaking voice is normal now, without consuming aura.

"It sounds great, it sounds great, it's the best sound I've ever heard." Xi Guican couldn't use other words to describe this auditory feast other than nice.

He Ruge smiled and said: "Is it really so nice? Are you trying to make me happy?" He Ruge didn't feel much when he heard his own voice, maybe he didn't know the true face of Lushan Mountain, because he was in this mountain.

Xi Guican wished he could lend his ears to He Ruge, so that He Ruge could listen to the sounds of nature. "I don't want others to hear your voice." He frowned and said pettyly.

"If I record audio, will my voice be distorted?" He Ruge couldn't help thinking about this question, and finally he and Xi Guican decided to record it once and listen to it.

"Do you have any platform here for broadcasting, singing, recording, etc.?" Xi Guican's previous story reading He Ruge was actually a bit exciting. He could open a broadcasting room for bedtime stories for children or insomnia patients. Read a bedtime story, or this booth could be a little bit more, including audiobooks or something.

He wrote his own novels and read them himself.Speaking of which, does Xingwang have a novel website?

Xi Guican shook his head, "Our usual entertainment is to watch live broadcasts. Star Wars live broadcasts are the most popular content at the moment, and there is an official live broadcast room." He opened the live broadcast platform, and a large number of military-style live broadcasts appeared on Before He Ruge's eyes, there were terrifying Zerg races, wriggling mouthparts, bombing smoke, broken mechs, bloody stumps, and dead soldiers.

The burly insect wings cut through the hard mecha, "opening the belly" of the mecha, and the huge mouthparts devoured the struggling warrior from the feet, and a shot hit the worm's face, blowing off the left half With compound eyes, the huge worm screamed shrilly, and the uneaten upper body fell out of the mouth, flowing out of the slippery internal organs.

Red, white, fragmented.

Without any cover, war and death are presented naked in front of our eyes.

This is real death, not a fake movie, and with every breath he takes, thousands of lives die.

He Ruge's brain went blank, his world that had never been exposed to brutal wars was dismembered bit by bit, the blood disappeared from his face, until it was almost a blank sheet of paper in the end.

Xi Guican hurriedly turned off the live broadcast, he held up He Ruge's face, and in those moist black eyes, he saw the frail soul contained in it, "Don't be afraid, don't be sad." He kissed He Ruge's face awkwardly. Eyebrows, wanting to kiss away the uneasiness on He Ruge's face.

The warm kiss awakened He Ruge and his thoughts that were almost frozen by death.

He Ruge grabbed Xi Guican's hand, his face was still pale, but the tightly clenched heart no longer twitched and ached. "Gui Can, is this Star Wars?"

"This is the second Star Wars. The first Star Wars broke out on the Seventeenth Star 17 years ago, and the Star Wars Federation won the first time. However, the victory of that Star Wars was actually a bit ineffective. Because of that At that time, the Zerg violated the contract with me, and the strength of the Zerg was greatly weakened."

"The Zerg came back two years ago. The seventeenth planet has fallen, and now the Zerg has attacked the sixteenth planet." Xi Guican didn't like He Ruge's pale face. With a puffy look on his face, he said, "Don't worry, I will go to participate in the second Star Wars again after a while."

"With me here, the Federation will surely win." He said it calmly, as if he was telling an established fact.

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Author: May I ask what your life goals are?

Xi Guican: The kind that eats meat, big fish and big meat

He Ruge: Lugging a tiger, the kind with astonishing hair