What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

The muscles on Xi Guican's handsome face were tense, and his thin lips were pursed into a straight line. As the blue eyes gradually deepened, a silent solemn atmosphere spread.

This situation is in a dilemma, rejection will definitely make He Ruge sad, and if he agrees, it may make He Ruge even sadder.

The brain is racing.

If you want to refuse, you can make up many reasons, but there is no impenetrable wall in the world, and paper cannot contain fire after all. If He Ruge exposes him in the end, not only will he lose all face, but the trust between him and He Ruge will also be destroyed. will be ruined.

This will be the biggest crisis in my bald career, Xi Guican thought.He faced He Ruge's eyes directly, just like when he went to the Star Wars alone, he was under the huge pressure that could drive anyone crazy——

To create miracles!

The blue eyes suddenly burst into bright light, and Xi Guican clenched his fists and looked at He Ruge with a burning gaze. He figured it out, he came up with a perfect solution.

pajamas!

Human figures have pajamas, but animal forms also have pajamas!He can immediately go to buy a series of fluffy pajamas that He Ruge will definitely like, buy a dozen sets, and wrap his bald parts tightly.

God, I'm a genius.Xi Guican is self-indulgent and self-praising.

The long silence made He Ruge restless. Just when he wondered if he had said something wrong, the man in front of him suddenly agreed, "Of course."

After Xi Guican finished speaking, he quickly turned on the optical brain to place an order for a series of giant pajamas, and the pajamas will arrive within two weeks, so his current task is to "delay", and then sleep with He Ruge after two weeks.

Is there anything that can delay time more than a long talk late at night, talking about life ideals, the past and the future?

Divide big problems into smaller ones and solve them, and the pressure is instantly relieved.The smile on Xi Guican's face was restored again. He rested his head on He Ruge's shoulder, played with He Ruge's hand like a work of art, and said, "I'm still very energetic and don't want to sleep. Let's wait for the courier to arrive. Sleep after unpacking the courier, okay?"

To be honest, Xi Guican's head was really heavy, He Ruge patted the other person's big head, "How long will it take for the courier to arrive?"

"The slowest time is two stars." Xi Guican hurriedly added as if he was afraid that He Ruge would not agree: "I want to sleep with you in pajamas, I just bought pajamas suitable for animal shapes, and the fur of those pajamas Also a lot, very soft.”

"...It's also very cute." Xi Guican, who was already shameless, went all out.

In order to hide the fact that he is bald, it's okay to pretend to be cute.

A big white tiger in a cute and fluffy pajamas?

He Ruge's heart was moved, he was full of infinite patience: "Okay, then we will wait for the courier to arrive before going to bed." The courier can arrive in two hours, what a touching speed.He Ruge, who hardly stays up late, is tempted by Fuzzy, and decides to risk his life to accompany the gentleman this time, and stay up until two o'clock before going to bed.

Xi Guican, who had solved his confidant's serious problem, heaved a sigh of relief, and began to think about topics.

The game told him to establish a good image in the hearts of lovers.This game specially tailor-made a "male image" for Xi Guican, and the label is young and promising, handsome and rich, and the blade of the Federation.He Ruge has already known his youth and handsomeness, and Xi Guican thinks it's time to show his wealth.

"He Ruge, do you know that I actually have a lot of money, I can buy you anything you want, you don't have to save money for me." Xi Guican raised his head, his bright blue eyes looked eagerly at He Ruge Song, like a coquettish peacock trying its best to show off itself.

He Ruge: "...Oh."

I'm sorry, I suddenly felt a little hatred for the rich in my heart.

He Ruge's flat reaction was completely different from what Xi Guican expected in his heart. Xi Guican grabbed He Ruge's hand in puzzlement, "The planet we are on now is mine, aren't you happy?"

He Ruge was amused, he pinched Xi Guican's face, and asked, "Why should I be happy?"

"What's mine is yours, and my money is your money." Xi Guican had a lot to say, but he couldn't express it clearly for a while.

"Do you mean that you can take care of me and support me for the rest of my life, so that I will have no worries about food and clothing, and enjoy all the glory and wealth?" He Ruge smiled, staring at the person in front of him.

Xi Guican nodded vigorously.

"If I were a rice worm, then I would be so happy that I would be crazy, and I would hug your golden thigh for the rest of my life, and I would never let go." Fingertips stroked Xi Guican's high browbones, gently The touch is like a wind that can't stay.

"But if I were a rice bug, I wouldn't be able to wait for you to take care of me. In our world, there were people who gave me these conditions. Gui Can, I know you like me and want to treat me well, but There are thousands of ways to be nice to a person, and it doesn't have to be giving a lot of money to be nice to me." The thumb landed on Xi Guican's cheekbone, his slightly closed black eyes were gentle, and his voice was also gentle of.

He said softly: "I have a career that I like and want to fight for for the rest of my life. Apart from career, I also like you. I want to talk to you about an equal relationship without any conflict of interest."

The tenderness that belongs to He Ruge alone, listening to his voice, will remind me of some beautiful sentences, such as "Looking at the flowers blooming and falling in front of the court, looking at the sky with clouds and clouds".These are all things that Xi Guican does not have.

"I'm a person who can't handle things that are too complicated. If there are too many ingredients in one thing, I can easily mess everything up. So I want to talk about love with you, not about money, but about love. "

"It seems that we haven't formally confirmed our relationship before. So now I'll ask you, Gui Can, are you willing to have a relationship with me from now on?"

Xi Guican was stunned.

So it turns out their relationship just started now?Was the cuddling and kissing back then really just the love between father and son?

But no matter how many complicated thoughts surfaced, when he saw He Ruge's gentle and affectionate black eyes, the deepest joy in his heart was pulled out straight away, as if there were tentacles of small insects scratching his heart.Xi Guican thought, if He Ruge was a rice worm, then he would be willing to pile up a mountain of rice and let He Ruge hang on here and not leave.

If he is a hardworking bee, then he will plant a sea of ​​flowers.In this way, in the honey created by He Ruge, there will be a sweetness provided by him.

"I am willing." With bright blue eyes and red ears, Xi Guican said, "I remember you are a writer, right?" He used to be He Ruge's guardian knight.

"Not a writer, just a writer. How do you know?" He Ruge asked in surprise.

Xi Guican looked at He Ruge quietly, he knew that he could tell He Ruge at this time that he was the one who solved the trolling incident.He Ruge might be very moved.

But he still didn't say it in the end.

That incident is a bad memory, He Ruge will definitely feel unhappy when he thinks about it.Even if there is only a little bit of this kind of unhappiness, he doesn't want it to happen to He Ruge.

"The game told me. Are the bedtime stories you told me in the game all your works?" Xi Guican still remembers the stories of "The Ugly Duckling".

"I didn't write it. How could I write such a good story. It was written by a great writer on Earth, and his name is Andersen."

"But you read very well." Xi Guican said seriously: "Don't you want to start your own business? You can also write stories on Xingwang. In fact, I think you can read stories."

"The voice of a mermaid is the most beautiful voice in the world. When you infuse energy into your vocal cords, every word you say will have the power to seduce people." The reason why Xi Guican knows so much is because of games In the character board provided in , the detailed explanation about the sound [Qing] told him.

He Ruge touched his Adam's apple subconsciously, "How to instill energy?" He Ruge's eyes were darkened by these things.Not to mention using the energy in his body, he didn't even know how to absorb the energy in the energy spar.

"This is related to the exercises." Xi Guican frowned and said, "I don't know the exercises of the mermaid clan."

In fact, not only Xi Guican doesn't know, but also the monsters on the earth don't know.The mermaid clan is already a legendary existence, and after the earth's aura is exhausted, those exercises that can only be operated by absorbing aura are invalidated, and there are very few exercises that monsters practiced in ancient times.

In Xi Guican's memory, there are only exercises suitable for Qiongqi's cultivation. The exercises he cultivated are too overbearing and not suitable for He Ruge, "It would be great if I could find a suitable exercise for you to practice."

He Ruge fell silent when he heard the word "gongfa", because he suddenly remembered the double cultivation method provided by the game.This broken game is really thoughtful, it's considered exhaustive.

He Ruge originally decided not to practice the double cultivation method even if he was killed, and thought that he hadn't used it.But at this moment, his thoughts began to waver.Because He Ruge's current situation is that there is a treasure mountain in vain, but there is no way to get started.

In this case, the advantage of becoming a monster will not be revealed at all.

In fact... it seems that there is nothing wrong with the dual-cultivation method.As long as he doesn't cultivate to the last level, no, no, he just needs to cultivate the first level, enter the door, learn how to absorb energy, and use energy.

The first level is [Crossing breath with lips], this sounds like nothing, it's not that he and Xi Guican have kissed before, they've kissed twice, is it possible that they will lose a piece of flesh if they kiss for the third time?

He Ruge's bottom line moved back bit by bit, feeling his conscience, he was actually moved.After all, He Ruge has become a monster, and wants to have some magical abilities as a monster.Who didn't dream of flying into the sky as a child?

But it sounds like what he said to Xi Guican before was a bitch... Just now he said to Xi Guican righteously that he wanted to talk about a relationship that only talked about love, and now he added double cultivation.

Seeing He Ruge's tangled expression, Xi Guican hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"

He Ruge said with some difficulty: "...Actually, this game has prepared a double cultivation method for me."

Xi Guican: "...!!!"

Dual practice? !Is it the kind of dual-cultivation technique that allows two people to strip naked and turn upside down, singing and singing happily like gods? !

ah!I can!I really can! ! !

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Xi Guican: Is there anything better to pass the time late at night than talking about life and ideals?

Author Jun: mat exercise

A small dictionary for this article:

Baldness: Describes the existing risks of online dating, such as the sudden arrival of Xi Guican’s bald hair