What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

"Participate again? Have you participated before?" He Ruge suddenly asked nervously, "Did you just get injured in the Star Wars?"

Xi Guican avoided the seriousness and said lightly: "The injury has healed, the injury before was an accident, and this kind of accident will not happen again in the future."

But He Ruge's worries have not dissipated at all. In fact, he has always wanted to ask, if everything that happened in the game was something that Xi Guican experienced personally, then where did he go after he bombed the Xinghai Orphanage?

For 17 years, what has he experienced alone?After being injured, do you stay alone without anyone's company?It would be great if the game could be longer. If you like someone, you can't wait to make the other person's whole life into a movie, from the beginning to the end.

"Don't watch this type of live broadcast, I'll find something else for you." Violence and gore are not prohibited on the Xingwang live broadcast platform, but these broadcast contents must be officially approved and do not violate federal laws, such as the same For the live broadcast of arenas, only regular arenas can have the live broadcast qualification. Once an underground arena is found, it will quickly lock the IP and take it away.

No one dared to challenge the authority of Xingwang, and those who dared to provoke were all taken away in one pot.

In addition to the mainstream Star Wars live broadcasts, there are also many competitive live broadcasts, and the popular singing and dancing live broadcasts on earth are the least popular.

The most popular in the interstellar era is the aesthetics of violence, and the hottest entertainment stars are not as popular as the generals in Star Wars.For example, Xigui Canxing, who has been recovering from illness for two years, has more than 300 billion fans on his account.

He Ruge registered an account on Xingwang, and opened a live broadcast room. The name of the live broadcast room was "Coax You to Sleep".The selected mode is "faceless".The entire live broadcast room was filled with a cool atmosphere, which had nothing to do with hot topics.

He Ruge exhausted all his spiritual energy to recite "The Ugly Duckling" that Xi Guican called for. After recording the audio, he hung it up in the live broadcast room, and noted that the author of the original work was Andersen, and the reader was like a song.

He finished reading this classic fairy tale by relying on his memory and his own language organization. When he was reading, Xi Guican stared at him all the time, and his cute appearance made He Ruge want to touch his head.

Reading this story was also a whim. He Ruge didn't make the cover and background. He and Xi Guican listened to the finished work together. "The voice is not distorted and it sounds good, but the voice in the audio is a little bit worse than my own voice. Although it is very good, your real voice is even better." Xi Guican commented.

After hearing He Ruge's own voice reading aloud, he thought of the word gentle as water.He had never listened to his own voice so seriously before, and he spoke more poetically. When he closed his eyes and listened just now, he seemed to vaguely hear the sound of the tide.

That was not the sound of the tide from the recording, but the sound of the sea in his heart.

Maybe everyone has delicate emotions hidden in their hearts, and the tenderness of sentimental people floods into the sea, just like He Ruge.

And some people's tenderness is an oasis in the desert. Many times they think that the sea of ​​their souls has already dried up, so when they accidentally find that oasis, they will be more moved in their hearts, just like Xi Guican.

Cold themes are really cold. Every latest work can appear on the square for 1 minute. During this 1 minute, works with hot themes will have at least dozens of clicks, while "The Ugly Duckling" released by He Ruge only has one click.

A click for my own contribution.

It doesn't matter to He Ruge, he came from a newcomer when he wrote the article, and he has 10,000+ codewords on a single computer, but Xi Guican's expression is a bit ugly, his small tiger teeth are rubbing against each other, as if he is competing with himself.

Onlookers watched the whole process of Xi Guican's inner activities from "I want to hide such a beautiful voice and let no one listen to it" to now "how dare you not listen to such a beautiful voice".

Seeing Xi Guican's puffy appearance, He Ruge's mind automatically substituted the fierce expression of the little white tiger, and he laughed helplessly, "What's there to be angry about, I don't rely on this for food, let me find someone Find your novel website."

The novel industry of Xingwang is cold to the Arctic Circle. He Ruge clicks on the largest literature website. The most popular subject of this website is still military theme. Most of the authors are soldiers who have participated in Star Wars, and record their personal experiences.The writing style is very serious, the content is very heavy, and the iron-blooded army spirit rushing towards him makes He Ruge feel that he is out of tune with everyone.

What's even more amazing is that He Ruge actually saw a reader's comment in the comment section, and really wanted to read Major General Xi's autobiography.

Could it be that this major general...

He Ruge slowly raised his head and looked at Xi Guican who was beside him, Xi Guican frowned and said, "I hate writing, and it's impossible for me to write an autobiography in my life."

He Ruge: "...!"

The point is that you are actually a major general, baby, you didn't even tell Dad.

In addition to military themes, other novel labels include history, miscellaneous notes, travel notes, love, etc.

He Ruge clicked on Love, and saw the incomparably real love stories in the world, how to fight for child custody, marital property division and other divorce novels are the hottest themes.

The next thing that is more popular is the sultry masters who write articles to share their sultry experiences. The one with the most comments is a sultry guide shared by a high-end green tea. No. 1 in the whole article is suffocating, and the comment area is even more It was extremely exciting, some insulted the author's green tea, and some admired the author's high-ranking green tea, the most vicious tearing up everyone in the building until the sky was dark and the sky was dark, and finally the appointment location was set, and then all went to the hospital.

Someone climbed the stairs and commented that it is indeed a green tea, and writing an article can also make readers die for him.

Of course, there are also poignant and beautiful love stories. He Ruge clicked in and read it. The third person, the writing is not bad, but the storyline is old-fashioned.

Oh, although in the eyes of He Ruge, it is very old-fashioned, but for interstellar readers, this is already considered a novel storyline, but it is too cruel, and after reading it, I want to pick up a knife and fight.

Everyone praised that the author must be a fragile and graceful person like crystal to write such delicate works.

If all online novels have this style of painting, He Ruge thinks that he may understand why online novels freeze into the arctic circle in the interstellar world.

He, He Ruge, will soon become a man who leads the trend of interstellar texts!

Just when He Ruge's heart was full of pride, and he thought he was going to write a masterpiece, the courier finally arrived.

He Ruge excitedly unwrapped the giant animal-shaped pajamas, and chose a sheep-shaped pajamas to carry to Xi Guican.Xi Guican also excitedly took out the black bear pajamas for He Ruge.When the two parties saw the pajamas they were about to wear, their smiles couldn't hold back.

Xi Guican hugged his pajamas and went to the bathroom to change clothes secretly. When he closed the bathroom door, he checked again and again to make sure that he had completely closed the door, and Xi Guican turned into a beast shape.A bald, not so fierce, big white tiger appeared in the bathroom. He checked his bald parts solemnly, even the hair around the balls.

Bald hair is really ugly.

Xi Guican thought with some despair, after looking at his bald self, and then at this sheep pajamas with astonishing amount of hair in his hand, he felt a little bit of admiration.After all, having so much hair is also a very remarkable thing.

With the help of the robot, Xi Guican put on the heavy sheep pajamas. His first feeling was heat, and his second feeling was stuffiness.It's summer now, sleeping in such thick pajamas, it will be hot to death.

However, between dying from baldness and dying from heat, Xi Guican decisively chose to die from heat.He put on the wool coat and walked out of the bathroom with steady steps.He saw He Ruge sitting cross-legged on the bed, fondly playing with the new optical brain.

He Ruge didn't wear a bear hat. His face was extremely small against the background of his chubby pajamas. Because his waist was too thin, he couldn't support the white bear's belly. It made people feel that this little bear was about to starve to the ground. He really wanted to feed him some honey. feed him.Maybe it was too hot, He Ruge grabbed the fabric on his chest and shook it, trying to shake the heat out of his clothes.

Xi Guican rushed forward with a stride, took a deep breath at the fragrance emanating from He Ruge's body, and then sat down as if nothing had happened.

He Ruge looked up and saw a tiger head sheep. This big sheep has two tails, one is a short sheep tail and the other is a long tiger tail.He still has eight claws, and four goat hooves are hanging on the tiger claws. He Ruge was amused by Xi Guican's appearance. He just tossed his optical brain and figured out the function of taking pictures. Now he immediately took a picture of this tiger head sheep. down.

"Baby, you are so cute." He Ruge said and set this picture as the desktop background.

"But it's too hot to wear this kind of fluffy pajamas in the current weather, why don't we change it." He Ruge bought a cool pajamas in addition to the bear pajamas.

Xi Guican shook his head calmly: "You change it, I'm not afraid of heat."

"Really?" He Ruge touched the thick layer of wool. Although he didn't wear it on his body, He Ruge felt like he was going to sweat just looking at it.

"Really." Xi Guican lied without blinking.

The naive He Ruge believed it, maybe fluffy animals are not afraid of heat.He Ruge told Xi Guican to turn around, changed into a new thin pajamas, and lay down on the luxurious big bed with Xi Guican, getting ready to sleep.

It's past two o'clock in the morning. For He Ruge who hardly stays up late, he can fall asleep with the pillow on his head at this time. He grabbed the sheep pajamas on Xi Guican with one hand, and quickly closed his eyes Fell asleep.

Xi Guican, who was so hot that he couldn't sleep at all, moved his body carefully, feeling that the fur in his hand was about to slip away, He Ruge frowned in his sleep, and unconsciously grabbed Xi Guican's wool with his other hand.

Xi Guican: "..."

If you keep grabbing it, you may get a roasted whole lamb, oh no, it's a roasted whole tiger.

He changed into human form, crawled out of his giant sheep pajamas, and softly got out of bed to go to the bathroom.On this desolate night, Xi Guican threw the hair growth medicine pack into the bathtub without love.

Before soaking in the hair growth bath, Xi Guican got through the communication with Mao Zixie, and once again cruelly destroyed the dream of this drug-seeking rat.

"Major General Xi, what's the matter?" Seeing Xi Guican with a gloomy expression, Mao Zixie didn't even dare to vent his anger.

"Is there a way to cure baldness?" Xi Guican asked straight to the point.

"...There should be no such thing." Mao Zixie wiped off his sweat, "The hair growth medicine pack I gave you is the fastest-acting prescription I know, as long as you keep soaking it for more than a month, the effect will definitely be remarkable .”

Xi Guican asked with a cold face: "Do you know how to plant hair?" He thought about it, it will take more than ten days for the hair to grow completely, and the bald period of ten days is too risky, so it's better to just plant hair, money is not enough As for the problem, as long as there is hair, everything is easy to talk about.

Mao Zixie: "Huh? I-Although I don't know how to do this, I know a friend who knows how to do this. Shall I give you his communication number?"

"Okay." Xi Guican hung up the communication, turned into a prototype and soaked in the hair growth bath.He chatted with the friend introduced by Xun Yaoshu, and after hastily setting the date for the hair transplant surgery, Xi Guican breathed a sigh of relief.

He turned on the live broadcast platform and clicked into He Ruge's live broadcast room. After seeing that it had only one hit, the big white bald tiger snorted unhappily.

Late at night always makes people impulsive. Xi Guican, who was already in a bad mood after taking a hair bath, became more and more unhappy when he thought about it. He couldn't understand why everyone ignored He Ruge, a shining diamond.

So he angrily used his account with 300 billion fans to like and repost He Ruge's work, and blow a thousand-word rainbow fart.

Then the fans exploded.