What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

Lying on the bed, He Ruge began to think about the plot he wrote. He wrote about cookies, no relatives, no bloody ex, the heroine's greatest obsession is a huge inheritance.

The heroine who is a money fan hates Mr. Tentacle Monster. This is the same as He Ruge, but Mr. Tentacle Monster is covered with the brilliance of money. It will take the newly taken out Grandpa Mao.

The hostess has a special piggy bank. Every time the tentacle host wants to tease his earthling pet, he will consciously take out Grandpa Mao and put it in the hostess’s piggy bank, and then get Opportunity to "roll hair".

The way the two of them get along is "You and I have nothing to do with each other, it's all up to me to pay." In the process of getting along day after day, the relationship between the alien owner and the pet of the earth has become an old father and a prodigal daughter. Then it turned into a relationship of lovers.

He Ruge thinks that the relationship between himself and that Mr. Xi is transitioning to a father-son relationship, maybe after a while, that Mr. Xi will escape back to the alien planet.If Mr. Xi doesn't return to the alien planet, they can always maintain the model of getting along with each other like a father and son. He Ruge is willing to take good care of the elderly Mr. Xi when he grows up.

No matter what, their relationship will not turn into love. After all, this is not a danmei novel. He Ruge is very glad that he is writing a romance novel, and octopuses are dioecious. It will never happen that Mr. Xi suddenly becomes Xi. Miss such a dire situation.

If he didn't guess wrong, his body should be six or seven years old. According to the next development, he should be arranged to go to elementary school. At the beginning, the heroine was directly in the elementary school to be the most beautiful school bully.

The curriculum in elementary school is very simple, He Ruge thinks whether he wants to hide his clumsiness, to be the first in the class, or to be the first in the school to go home.Immersed in the fantasy of being number one in the grade, He Ruge fell asleep without knowing it. He had a dream. In the dream, he became a mermaid. There was a big white tiger looking at him eagerly on the shore, and every day he would say:

"Grow up quickly and like me quickly, okay?"

At the same time, red lines suddenly appeared on He Ruge's legs, as strange as blood.

The change of the demon pattern on He Ruge's body was recorded by the attribute panel:

[Friendly]: He Ruge thinks you are a lovely and gentle adoptive father, with a favorability of 50

[Awakening]: Part of He Ruge's demon pattern has appeared, please be patient and guard your little mermaid

His eyes froze for a full minute on "Lovely and gentle adoptive father", the emotions in his blue eyes were so complicated that Xi Guican couldn't understand it himself.

Xi Guican raised his forehead and let out a sigh of unknown meaning.He still remembered that before He Ruge's accident, the deterioration rate of his father's love had reached an astonishing 98%. He didn't expect that once he returned to before liberation, no, it would be even worse than before, because now his father's love is only a pitiful 50 points.

Also, do the words "cute" and "gentle" really describe him?It's okay to be cute, He Ruge has praised it like this before, but the word gentle...how did it come out?

There is a bug.

Xi Guican thinks that he has nothing to do with "gentleness". The most gentle person he has ever met in his life is He Ruge. Tonight, when Xi Guican reads fairy tales, he is also imitating He Ruge's tone.He thinks that He Ruge is really a very gentle person, if a person like him imitates He Ruge, he can also use the word "gentle".

Xi Guican quit the game, got up from the game cabin, and walked to another game cabin.

The black-haired young man lay quietly in the game cabin with a ruddy complexion, as if he would wake up in the next second.

Xi Guican lowered his eyes to look for a long time, then he stretched out his hand, and his broad palm emptily covered the young man's face, it was able to cover little He Ruge's big hand, and it could still cover He Ruge's face at this moment.

The stern face became tender, Xi Guican said softly: "Your face is so small."

The sleeping youth cannot reply to his lover.

Xi Guican planted a kiss on He Ruge's forehead, an affectionate and lingering kiss, "I don't even dare to kiss you in the game, for fear that if you kiss me, you will lose all my favorability points." There was a sense of grievance. At this moment, he didn't look like the majestic Marshal Xi, nor the gentle and mature Mr. Xi, "He Ruge, please hurry up and make He Ruge's children like me, even if it's a father's love."

The task given to him by the game is 100% favorability, and this favorability does not clearly define which aspect of favorability it is.

Xi Guican cannot directly tell the truth to He Ruge in the game, because the truth is too bizarre, He Ruge will not believe it, he will only lose trust in the game, and the worst result is that He Ruge hides in his own world and no longer trusts the game anything.

The current world view of the game is a combination of "Your Exclusive Lover" and He Ruge's serialized articles.He Ruge has a natural closeness and trust in his serialized articles, only in this way can he believe in the game world, otherwise, once He Ruge suspects that everything is fake and refuses to open the sea of ​​spiritual consciousness, then Xi Guican will lose his relationship with He Ruge. The only opportunity to communicate.

Because He Ruge's condition is very serious, his mental consciousness is like a crumbling dilapidated house, the door can only be opened by the owner of the house, if outsiders try to open the door violently, the whole house will collapse, Xi Guican is the only one knocking on the door people.

When He Ruge's affection for him is 100, he will believe everything Xi Guican said.

All Xi Guican can do now is to get along with He Ruge according to the outline of the novel.For example, tomorrow he will give He Ruge a piggy bank, which is the most frequently used prop in the novel, giving this piggy bank to He Ruge will make him feel more familiar.

However, Xi Guican does not need everything to be the same as the plot, for example, the heroine in the book goes to a private elementary school, and Xi Guican will arrange for He Ruge to attend "Guy Can Yu Ge" class.

"Gui Can Yu Ge" is the orphanage that he and He Ruge planned to build in Seventeen Stars. The "Gu Can Yu Ge" in the real world has not yet been built. It is very easy to build a house in the virtual world. Xi Guican personally built He Ruge The designed blueprints are imported into the game, and the cubs of Class 1 of Land Primary School will log in to the game tomorrow.

For the cubs, this is a novel virtual game class. Experience the class in "Return to Songs" in advance. What is even more attractive is that Teacher Xiao He will appear in the virtual game class!

Although it was Mr. He who had lost his memory, the cubs were still looking forward to it. Even Zhizhi, who was taken away by Fuxi, actively wanted to sign up when he heard the news.

*

He Ruge woke up from sleep, his eyes hadn't opened yet, and his hands naturally touched the pillow. After scratching and groping with his little meaty hands, He Ruge opened his eyes with a snap, when he saw the luxurious children's room Only then did he realize that he had crossed.

Turned into a little kid, the kind without a mobile phone.

The morning sea breeze blew through the wind chimes and curtains, He Ruge turned his head to look at the blue sky and sea outside the window, and the anxiety of not being able to touch his mobile phone was healed by the clear blue.When he thought that he would not have to worry about typing now, and would inherit money that would last him a lifetime when Mr. Xi left, He Ruge suddenly felt that he had lost the goal of his struggle.

In fact, being a rice bug is also pretty good.Really fragrant.

He Ruge got back under the covers, yawned softly, and was about to go back to sleep, but when he saw the red lines on his ankles, all the sleepy ones were scared away.

He Ruge was extremely anxious, suspecting that he was terminally ill and would die soon, he ran out in his pajamas, stepped on his slippers and ran wildly up the stairs, halfway through his walk, suddenly shiny military boots appeared in front of him.

Then his body was suspended in the air suddenly, and it was Mr. Xi who hugged him, "What's wrong?" Mr. Xi asked with concern, at such a close distance, He Ruge could see his own face in those blue eyes.

Just like seeing the sea in the morning and being soothed by the sea to soothe the anxiety in his heart, when he saw Mr. Xi's blue eyes at this moment, his anxious mood was replaced by another feeling.

It is difficult for He Ruge to describe this feeling, a feeling he has never experienced before - as if a child is sick, and the parents will hug him to see a doctor.

As an orphan, since childhood, no one would carry He Ruge to the hospital to see a doctor, not even one.

"There are strange things growing on my feet." He Ruge pursed her lips and pointed at her ankles.Mr. Xi hugged him with one hand, holding him tightly, with the other hand he lifted up He Ruge's trousers, the man was seriously checking He Ruge's condition.

Mr. Xi's arms are really strong, as hard as iron, very firm, even if He Ruge's two hands don't grab anything, he doesn't have to worry about falling off.Just a little butt.

This should be the so-called sense of security.

If the current situation is replaced by the relationship between pets and their owners, then He Ruge should be a kitten with cat moss, and he has gained a sense of security in the arms of the shit shoveler.Cat moss is contagious to humans, so will the strange red streaks on his legs be contagious to Mr. Xi?Will Mr. Xi abandon him because of his illness and go to the orphanage to adopt another child?

The mind is full of messy things, maybe the writer's thoughts always diverge very quickly, just when He Ruge figured out that he was sent back to the orphanage, the man's low voice interrupted his cranky thoughts, " Don't worry, this is a normal phenomenon that occurs after eating spirit stones, and I have it too."

"Lingshi?" He Ruge looked a little confused.

"It's a unique thing in my hometown. Eating it can strengthen your body." Mr. Xi said without changing his expression.

He Ruge thinks that this is probably a special product of an alien planet. Although he didn't mention it in his article, he only mentioned the home planet of the tentacle monster hero in passing. It is actually quite normal for a planet to have its own special product.He Ruge once again managed to convince himself, happily went to wash and change clothes for breakfast.

After breakfast, Mr. Xi told him that he was going to kindergarten today.

Although there is some gap between the kindergarten class and the first grade, He Ruge can still accept this kind of small-scale change in the plot.

The small schoolbag was prepared early on. The schoolbag was shaped like a train with a human face. He Ruge felt that the train schoolbag was very ugly. Just kept looking down at the schoolbag.

"Do you like this schoolbag very much?" Mr. Xi said, "The character of this schoolbag is the protagonist of a cartoon. If you like it, let's watch "Thomas and His Friends" tonight."

He Ruge nodded and said yes, he unzipped the zipper a little bored, and saw the empty schoolbag.

Although I bought a schoolbag, I didn't prepare any stationery.This plot was written by He Ruge, and the truthful development of the plot made He Ruge feel at ease.

When passing by a stationery store, Mr. Xi took him to buy pencils, erasers, and notebooks.That stationery store sold piggy banks, including a piggy bank, pink in color, and Mr. Xi asked him if he wanted it.

The tentacle-monster hero in the article also asked the money-obsessed heroine the same way.

He Ruge shook his head, pointed to the lucky cat piggy bank next to the piggy bank and said, "I want this." He prefers cats.

After Mr. Xi paid, He Ruge kept holding the lucky cat piggy bank. He touched the piggy bank, hoping that it was a real kitten.

Ah - today's He Ruge really wants to raise a kitten.

He Ruge didn't realize that every time he touched that lucky cat piggy bank, the face of Mr. Xi next to him turned bad, as if Zheng Gong was staring at the shameless mistress.

Soon I arrived at the kindergarten. The main color of the house is pink blue, and there are golden star pendants under the eaves. He Ruge looked up at the stars while walking, but almost tripped over an unknown creature on the ground. Fortunately, Mr. Xi was like pulling a carrot Pick him up the same way.

He Ruge who was caught was stupefied, he lowered his head to look at the culprit on the ground——

A big hedgehog with a rose on his head.

That hedgehog is the biggest and clingiest hedgehog He Ruge has ever seen. He chased He Ruge all the way, forcing He Ruge to hide in Mr. Xi's arms and dare not come down.

He bleeds 100% when touched by this hedgehog.

I don't know if it's He Ruge's illusion, but he always feels that Mr. Xi is very happy when he hugs him.But later, when he saw the expression of the big hedgehog so lonely that he was about to cry, He Ruge's heart softened, and he patted Mr. Xi's shoulder with his small hand, motioning for Mr. Xi to put him down.

Under the expectant gaze of the hedgehog, He Ruge walked up to the hedgehog on short legs, and carefully tapped the hedgehog's nose with his fingertips. The rose on the top of the head rubs He Ruge's palm.

He Ruge was amused, he took the rose tentatively from the other party's body movements, and found that the big hedgehog smiled even more happily.

"Thank you for the rose." This is really a very human hedgehog, He Ruge sighed inwardly.

He Ruge, who took the rose, looked up at Mr. Xi. Although Mr. Xi was still expressionless, He Ruge felt that there was a trace of unhappiness hidden in the blue eyes of the other party this time.

How can you be so good-looking, that you will change your face if you say you change your face?

Can't figure it out.

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Xi Guican: That brat gave my wife roses again

Xi Guican: Angry!