What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

"Be careful of getting your hands pricked." Mr. Xi said flatly.

The big hedgehog chirped softly when he heard the words, as if he was defending himself.It was the first time He Ruge heard the hedgehog's cry, and felt a little novel, "I know you won't hurt me." He comforted the big hedgehog.

After coaxing the hedgehog, He Ruge looked up at Mr. Xi. From this angle, he could see Mr. Xi's beautifully shaped jaw and nostrils like a little heart.He Ruge forgot where he saw the description of the nose. He heard that the nostrils are vertical and long from this angle. Compared with round or flat nostrils, this kind of nose is more beautiful.

Mr. Xi's nostrils are straight and long, and no nose hair is exposed... Hey, why should I pay attention to this issue?

As soon as He Ruge became emotional, he subconsciously squeezed the rose in his palm tightly. The thorns on the rose pierced into He Ruge's hand. There was a little pain, but it was not serious, and a negligible drop of blood came out.

It turns out that being careful not only refers to the big hedgehog, but also refers to roses.Well, if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will be at a disadvantage.I wonder if Mr. Xi is a crow's mouth?

He Ruge didn't intend to let Mr. Xi know, he had a premonition that Mr. Xi would be unhappy seeing him being stabbed.So He Ruge pretended nothing happened, and held the rose with another hand.Anyway, Mr. Xi is so much taller than him, even if Mr. Xi has eyes on the back of his head, the other party can't see the small hole in the palm of his slightly clenched fist.

He Ruge walked at Mr. Xi's feet. As he walked, the long legs in front of him suddenly stopped. Before He Ruge could stop the car, he could only bump into Mr. Xi's leg. When he thought he was going to "bump the pole", the man in front of him quickly squatted down and hugged him with open arms.

The movements are fast, the expressions are natural, and the coordination is ingenious, just like the child He Ruge throwing himself into his arms, oh no, it should be Ruyan throwing himself into the forest.

Mr. Xi's arms are always hard, because men wear military uniforms, and the folds on the military uniforms are hard.The nose hit Mr. Xi's chest firmly, and the metallic smell of a tiger head badge on the chest lingered on the tip of the nose.He Ruge covered his nose and was picked up by Mr. Xi.

"Show me your hand." Mr. Xi's voice had an unquestionable tone that belonged exclusively to the superiors giving orders.

In fact, He Ruge has always been curious about Mr. Xi's occupation. The tentacle monster hero he gave in the article is a painter and a writer on Earth. Mr. Xi's aura is incompatible with these two occupations.

Is Mr. Xi a soldier?Why do you keep wearing military uniforms like cosplay uniforms?This military uniform feels very expensive, especially the star epaulettes, although He Ruge has never seen this kind of material, but his intuition tells him that this thing is super expensive.

When his thoughts were wandering, He Ruge subconsciously obeyed Mr. Xi's words, and spread both hands to Mr. Xi. The small hole pierced by the rose thorn was already bleeding. Click to ignore the past.

However, Mr. Xi... may be a Mr. Microscope.

The blue eyes stared at it for a long time, until the time seemed to pause, and then Mr. Xi opened his tightly pursed lips, "Give me the rose."

He Ruge hurriedly handed the rose to Mr. Xi.

He sat on Mr. Xi's arm and watched Mr. Xi pull out the rose thorns three times and five times. He looked at the man's profile, tall nose, pale and handsome face with red roses, like a nobleman in the middle ages.

"Take it." Mr. Xi handed him the thornless rose, and gave him a cold look at the hedgehog on the ground, as if he was considering whether to pull out all the thorns on the hedgehog, so as to scare the big hedgehog. Hugh ran into the room.

When He Ruge caught Rose, he suddenly felt a little happy, inexplicably happy.He put the roses into Mr. Xi's chest pocket, "Mr. Xi, please keep it for me."

Mr. Xi was stunned for a moment, and pressed his slender fingers on the rose on his chest. It happened that the pocket was on the left chest, which looked like the place where Mr. Xi was covering his heart, and a rose bloomed between his fingers.

Red roses blooming from black military uniforms and black gloves.

"Okay." The thin lips parted slightly, and Mr. Xi agreed.

At this time, a female teacher wearing a pink gauze skirt came out of the classroom. The female teacher was very handsome, wearing pink colored contact lenses and dyed pink hair. She was a very girlish female teacher.

When the female teacher saw him, her eyes widened and she stammered: "Little, little He Lao...!" She covered her mouth, as if to calm down the excitement in her heart, "Little friend Ruge, I am here My teacher Shui Xirui, you can call me Teacher Xiaoshui, you look so cute now!!!"

It's a pity for such a soprano to be a preschool teacher.He Ruge thought silently.

"Can I hug you?" Shui Xirui's expression yearned and expected.

He Ruge was in a bit of a dilemma. Although he was a child now, he was not a three or four year old child. It might be a bit difficult for the female teacher to hold him. After all, not everyone is as powerful as Mr. Xi.In addition, his body has only become smaller, and his mental age may be older than this teacher Xiaoshui.

He was really embarrassed to let this pretty teacher Xiao Shui come to hug him, and when He Ruge was thinking about how to politely refuse, Mr. Xi had already ruthlessly refused, "No."

"Also, when I'm not around, you can't touch him." The voice was cold and hard, and there was no room for refutation.

That teacher Xiaoshui shut her mouth in an instant, she was aggrieved and a little embarrassed and said, "Okay."

He Ruge suddenly realized that Mr. Xi's behavior is very good, he turned his head to look at Mr. Xi, "Mr. Xi, I want to walk into the classroom by myself." But to be the most mature and independent child in the class.

Caught off guard and deprived of the right to "hold He Ruge", Mr. Xi reluctantly let He Ruge go, feeling exactly the same loss as Shui Xirui.

He Ruge didn't see the disappointment of the two adults, after all, their heights were not on the same level, and their necks were sore from always looking up.He tidied up his clothes, adjusted the shoulder straps of his schoolbag, and walked into the classroom led by Shui Xirui.

The moment the classroom door opened, He Ruge hesitated to take his little foot back. He turned his head to look at Mr. Xi, and asked in a low voice, "Did we go to the wrong classroom?" Otherwise, how can we explain the zoo-like classroom? .He Ruge took a rough look, and saw a little black bear smiling brightly at him, and a sloth slowly curling up its lips.

When the little lover carrying Thomas's schoolbag turned his eyes to Xi Guican for help, Xi Guican's heart seemed to have a spell removed from his moist black eyes, a spell that would make him cute just by looking at it.

Xi Guican's fingertips moved slightly, he wanted to pinch his lover's little cheek, but he was afraid that his favorability would be deducted.He took off his gloves, and the next best thing was to touch his hair. The man touched He Ruge's head like touching some rare object.The soft hair is very comfortable to touch, Xi Guican suddenly understood why He Ruge always liked to touch his animal shape.

Because of the height difference, Xi Guican had to bend down to touch his head, a strand of slightly curly hair hanging down from his forehead, covering Ling Lie's eyebrows, "It's not a mistake."

Mr. Xi bent down and held He Ruge's hand, leading him into the classroom.

As soon as He Ruge entered the classroom, he was surrounded by all kinds of small animals. He even had an illusion that he was actually a rare species in the zoo, and was surrounded by kindergarten children in groups.

In the classroom, chickens were flying and dogs were jumping, two wild chickens spread their feet and rushed towards He Ruge, scared away by the sudden appearance of Mr. Xi, they let out a startled cooing sound, jumped on the little black bear's head and behaved quail.

The only two children in this class, one is suspected of albinism, and the other looks like a blind girl.

At first, He Ruge wondered if this was a special school where small animals were allowed to grow up with physically handicapped children... But using a black bear as a companion pet is indeed a bit exciting.

However, when he took a closer look and found that every small animal had its own desk and chair, and there was a high-tech light screen on the table, and those small animals could also do problems on the light screen, He Ruge It feels like my worldview has been reshaped.

... Could this be an alien kindergarten?

Mr. Xi, have you stopped hiding the fact that you are from an alien planet?

He Ruge looked at Mr. Xi who was accompanying him in the last row. Mr. Xi held his cane with both hands, and the shadow under the brim of his hat covered the upper half of his face.In the air, a piece of free-range chicken's feathers dangled and floated in front of Mr. Xi. Mr. Xi reached out to catch the feather, and blew into his palm, blowing the fluff out like a dandelion. .

A beam of sunlight happened to shine on Mr. Xi's face, peeling off a layer of shadow from those sapphire eyes, making them translucent and clear.

He Ruge is usually handsome by Mr. Xi, this is a very special kind of handsomeness, even celebrities don't have this kind of aura.For a moment, He Ruge forgot what he was going to ask, he turned back and rested his chin with both hands in a daze.

When will Mr. Xi escape to the alien planet?

Teacher Xiaoshui gave lectures on the stage, and after the class, he also assigned homework. The homework needs to be completed on the light screen on the desktop. The kid named Ruan Ruan was very friendly and taught He Ruge how to use the light screen.

He Ruge was rewarded with a little red flower from Teacher Xiaoshui for his excellent results of all pairs.

The kid He Ruge with the little red flowers on his eyebrows is like a doll with New Year pictures, he quickly mingled with all the fluffy ones during class, although He Ruge couldn't understand a word of the cubs' chatter, But Ruanruan and Qiumenggu will act as translators.

This is a very happy day, the fluffy ones are enthusiastic and easy to masturbate, He Ruge has masturbated almost all the fluffy ones in this kindergarten—except cats.

When school was over, he reluctantly bid farewell to everyone, and when he got into the car with Mr. Xi, He Ruge raised the confusion that he should show: "Mr. Xi, why do those animals listen to the class and do the questions? Why does Ruanrou have red eyes and white eyes?" Hair? Menggu's hair color is also different from mine... Also, Mr. Xi, are you a foreigner?"

Mr. Xi looked at him, "What do you think the answer is, then what is the truth." This is the world at your service.

The blue eyes are deep, as if they can penetrate the heart, like a sharp knife piercing the depths of the soul.This made He Ruge a little timid, and he didn't know why, ever since strange red lines appeared on his legs, he was especially afraid of Mr. Xi.

If Mr. Xi knew that I had discovered his identity, would he kill to silence it?Fear.

He Ruge shut up obediently, and looked down at the ugly Thomas the Engine, "We're going home to watch "Thomas and Friends", right?" I don't know anything, after all, I'm just a baby in kindergarten .

"Yes." Mr. Xi's voice had an imperceptible smile.

He Ruge let out a groan, opened the zipper of the schoolbag, looked at the untouched stationery and fell into deep thought.Since there are alien light screens on the desks, what's the use of Mr. Xi taking him to the stationery store today to buy them?

Is it because of the force majeure of the plot?

The little hand poked the lucky cat piggy bank in the schoolbag, and He Ruge sighed sadly, "Mr. Xi, can I raise a cat?"

As soon as the words fell, Mr. Xi's expression suddenly became very strange.

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Unhappily, Mr. Xi turned into a big cat and asked, "Is it big enough?"