What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

The chair was a bit high for He Ruge, and when he was thinking about how to climb up, a pair of strong hands were placed under his armpits, lifting He Ruge up like pulling a carrot.

At this moment, He Ruge thought of those pets that were grabbed by the back of the neck.

…why am I so adept at bringing myself into pets?

At the moment of hanging in the air, He Ruge raised his thumb in bewilderment, and his toes stubbornly hooked the slippers to prevent them from slipping off.He was put on the chair by that Mr. Xi with a dazed face, and the other party thoughtfully adjusted the distance between the chair and the dining table, and sat beside He Ruge very naturally.

In the room, Mr. Xi didn't wear a military cap, a cluster of silver curly hair fell from the man's forehead, and fell on the high brow bone. His blue eyes stared straight at He Ruge, shining brightly, a bit like a child begging for praise. eyes.

He Ruge didn't know how he could read the other person's eyes, he took a deep breath, thinking that he should calm down a bit.When the excrement shoveler holds the cat for the first time, his posture is unskilled, which will definitely make the cat uncomfortable.He needs to be more tolerant to accommodate this newly appointed Mr. Earthman Breeder.

After all, he is not a kitten, and he can scratch the other person's face even if he is uncomfortable being hugged.

There was nothing strange about He Ruge's expression, but he had fully deducted the other party's favorability in his heart.However, for some reason, the blue eyes of the man beside him suddenly dimmed. If this person had two cat ears, then the cat ears must be drooping and limp.

...It's really strange, why does he always compare this Mr. Tentacle Monster to a cat?

He Ruge pursed his lips and concentrated on preparing for dinner.

However, Mr. Xi next to him didn't do anything, didn't eat, didn't hold his chopsticks, just sat and stared at He Ruge, which made He Ruge feel a lot of pressure, and even opened his mouth a little uncomfortable.

He took a deep breath and asked politely: "Mr. Xi, don't you eat?" Can you feel full just by looking at me?

That Mr. Xi just picked up the bowl and held the chopsticks, but it seemed that the other party was holding the chopsticks for the first time, and he couldn't pick up a piece of fish on the plate.The fish meat is relatively tender, and a good fish is poked with holes everywhere.

He Ruge felt that there was a strange light in the fish's eyes——

The resentful gaze of death.

Sure enough, they are stupid aliens who can't even hold chopsticks.He Ruge silently complained about the other party in his heart.But shouldn't the tentacle monster's tentacles be very sensitive?For example, when doing indescribable things in indescribable places, the ability and angle are always controlled just right.

Just like tapping the keyboard with tentacles, the tentacle monster can type quickly and accurately.

When He Ruge was thinking wildly, after three or four failed attempts, that Mr. Xi finally managed to pick up a whole piece of fish. He patiently put the fish in a spoon, and used chopsticks to perform a more difficult pricking operation.

The man's profile is three-dimensional and handsome, and he is dressed in a military uniform. The hand that should be holding the gun is now picking up the fishbone clumsily. This strong sense of disobedience makes He Ruge take another look.

Unexpectedly, that Mr. Xi suddenly raised his head and met He Ruge's eyes, and then this serious-looking man smiled, showing two small canine teeth.He put the fish in the spoon into He Ruge's bowl, and said in a low voice, "I like fish the most."

He Ruge looked at the fish in the bowl, and there should have been a lot of complaints in his heart, such as why the tentacle monster has canine teeth and likes to eat fish, but at this moment, he fell silent for some reason.

He is not used to receiving kindness from others.

"...Thank you." The little lover held the bowl, thanked him earnestly with a straight face, and a small "favorability +1" floated out from the top of the other's head.

This thank you seems to have added special effects in Xi Guican's world, with the sound of gongs and drums, and the sound of firecrackers, Xi Guican can't wait to turn into a beast and roll around on the spot!

God knows how anxious he was just now.Xi Guican was originally full of confidence to complete the task, but the healing game had just begun, and his favorability dropped to a miserable 8.

Xi Guican didn't know what he did wrong, from the moment they met, He Ruge was dissatisfied with him, no matter what he did, he would deduct his favorability.

And this healing game is linked to He Ruge's illness. If the favorability can never reach 100 points, then will He Ruge never wake up?

Xi Guican's pressure is even greater than that of Star Wars, he has no way out, he must complete the game task, otherwise his lover will sleep forever.

Encouraged, Xi Guican crazily added vegetables to He Ruge, but except for adding a little favorability to the fish at the beginning, he didn't add any more after that.But even so, Xi Guican still did not give up on serving food.

There is a special chef in the villa, and the food is extraordinarily delicious, plus that Mr. Xi kept adding food for him, He Ruge was overwhelmed by accident.He Ruge doesn't like wasting food, even though he is already full, he still insists on finishing the food in the bowl.

But that Mr. Xi loves to pick up vegetables for him too much, and the dishes in the bowl are overwhelming without knowing it. He swallowed a mouthful of food with difficulty, and when he was about to take another bite, he suddenly heard Mr. Xi's voice: " Don’t force yourself if you can’t eat it.”

Xi Guican, who has been paying attention to He Ruge, discovered a small detail. He Ruge's favorability will not increase when he eats happily, but his dangling legs will shake slightly unconsciously. The legs stopped shaking, and the stomach twitched.Xi Guican knew that He Ruge's appetite had always been small, and after getting smaller, his appetite should be even smaller.

He Ruge was a little surprised how that Mr. Xi could see that he was full. His expression hadn't changed much, and this Mr. Xi didn't know how much he usually eats.

"It's a bit wasteful." The little lover frowned, like a thrifty patriarch, "I'll take another bite."

Xi Guican didn't even think about it, he reached out to take the bowl, "I'll help you eat." As he spoke, he picked up the rice very naturally, and ate all the rice without leaving any rice grains behind.

He Ruge: "Huh???"

He stared blankly at this Mr. Xi finished all the meals, and for a moment didn't know how to feel.

Only parents in this world don't care about the leftovers their children have eaten.Could it be that this Mr. Xi raised him not as a pet, but as a child?

There is another kind of complicated emotion in my heart. From the first meeting to now, this Mr. Xi has acted very "high-end". Down-to-earth things are completely out of the question.

He Ruge was so shocked that he hiccupped accidentally.That Mr. Xi was wiping the corners of his mouth with a tissue, and when he heard the burp of a baby, the man's expression suddenly became very, um, pampering?

Maybe it was because of the lighting, maybe because of the angle, at that moment, those deep blue eyes were like the sparkling sea, with unspeakable tenderness.

He Ruge thought for a while, and thought that Mr. Xi should be the pride of the owner when he feeds his pets, which is similar to the satisfaction that comes from seeing his own pig grow stronger and stronger.

... In fact, this Mr. Xi is not very fierce. After getting close to him, he will find that he is a gentle person.

It would be fine if the opponent's prototype wasn't a tentacle monster.

He Ruge set the male protagonist as a tentacle monster in a brainstorm before, because the male protagonist prototypes in Jinjiang novels are cats, tigers, foxes, phoenixes, gluttons, dragons...they have gone all over the place.He Ruge wanted to write a novel male protagonist, plus he usually aspires to become a tentacle monster to code words, so he set the male protagonist as a tentacle monster on a whim.

A big gray-purple octopus from an alien planet, without a single hair.

He Ruge imagined what a long-haired octopus would look like, and after imagining it, he couldn't help but get goose bumps all over his body.

too frightening.

Even if such a big octopus is made into small octopus balls, no one would dare to eat it.

After dinner, this Mr. Xi took He Ruge to the beach for a walk.Mr. Xi left big footprints on the beach, especially big footprints!Like the imprint in the sand of diving fins.

It was the first time in He Ruge's life that he saw such a large footprint. The footprints of the savages in Shennongjia were actually stepped on by Mr. Xi...

While Mr. Xi was still walking ahead, He Ruge stretched out his foot to the big footprint tentatively, and he stepped into the big footprint like a thief.

As a result, small pocket feet appeared in the bold and unrestrained big footprints, which reminded He Ruge of Russian matryoshka dolls, where there is a small foot inside the big feet.

The other foot also quietly stepped into this big footprint. After He Ruge found that Mr. Xi's footprint was more than enough to fit his two feet, he squatted down carefully, and pressed his two hands into it. .

Then the kid He Ruge couldn't help laughing, he didn't dare to laugh too loudly, for fear that his childish behavior would be seen by Mr. Xi—is he shameless?

He Ruge guiltily raised his head and looked at Mr. Xi's back. The man's cloak was blowing and his long legs were so long that he could win the hearts of countless girls.

Mr. Xi is really handsome...

He Ruge raised his two little hands, and blew away the grains of sand on his palms, then he stepped out of the range of the big footprint, and wiped away his small footprints and handprints with his feet.

After confirming the destruction of the corpses and traces, He Ruge followed Mr. Xi with his short legs. Occasionally, he "unintentionally" stepped into Mr. Xi's footprints, just like He Ruge liked to walk under the tree-lined road when he was a child. Deliberately step on the fallen leaves and listen to the sound of the fallen leaves.

Stepping on He Ruge, I suddenly remembered a fairy tale. Fuxi's mother, Hua Xu, saw a big footprint on the bank of Lei Ze, and stepped on it out of curiosity. It turned out that the footprint was the footprint of a god, and she would become pregnant if she stepped on it... ...and then Huaxu stepped on the footsteps of God and became pregnant with Fuxi.

He Ruge silently withdrew her tentative little feet, and walked obediently behind Mr. Xi.He found that the distance between each footprint left by Mr. Xi was almost the same, as precise as measuring with a ruler.

This reminds He Ruge of cats walking with their hind paws always stepping into the paw prints left by their front paws.

Strangely, he felt that Mr. Xi looked like a cat again.

After the walk, Mr. Xi and He Ruge went to take a bath first. Mr. Xi originally wanted to help He Ruge take a bath, but He Ruge firmly rejected the other party's offer.

The shower gel is strawberry-flavored. After taking a shower, He Ruge feels like he has turned into a big strawberry, and there is a risk of being carried away by ants when he sleeps at night.

As soon as He Ruge walked out of the bathroom, he saw Mr. Xi wearing a gray bathrobe.Mr. Xi held a plate of freshly washed strawberries in his hand, and his silver hair was as wet as the strawberries. When he saw him coming out, Mr. Xi's blue eyes lit up, "Come, eat some fruit."

The shower gel prepared is strawberry-flavored, and the fruit served is also strawberry. Mr. Xi seems to like strawberries quite a lot.

He Ruge couldn't help but imagine Mr. Xi wearing a pitch-black military uniform and sitting domineeringly eating strawberries with a sullen face.

For some reason, He Ruge wanted to laugh.He thought Mr. Xi might be a bit cute.

In order to make it easier for He Ruge to pick up strawberries, Mr. Xi squatted on the ground, "There is a massage chair here, do you want to try it?"

He Ruge took a bite of the strawberry, thought for a while, then nodded slightly.Although children's bones are not well developed and they cannot sit in a massage chair often, it doesn't matter to sit once in a while.He had a lot of occupational diseases in full-time coding before crossing, but in fact they were not considered occupational diseases, because He Ruge was not serious enough to "sick".

After coding for a long time, his cervical spine, back and waist will have a dull pain, and his hands will also be sore.At that time, it would be much more comfortable to go for a massage, but He Ruge felt sorry for the cost of the massage, so sometimes he would go to the massage chair in the mall to relax.

This made He Ruge have an inexplicable liking for massage chairs.

So Mr. Xi took He Ruge to enjoy the massage chair. There was a dark room in the villa where the massage chair was placed. When He Ruge sat on the massage chair, the big screen in front of him suddenly lit up, and a cartoon appeared on the screen.

He Ruge guessed that this should be a home theater.This extravagant and corrupt life of the rich...is really wonderful.

The plot of the cartoon is very naive, and it shows SpongeBob SquarePants, but He Ruge watched it with gusto.He didn't have many memories of cartoons in his childhood. It should be said that he was a person who didn't have much childhood.

Pai Daxing said on the screen: "SpongeBob SquarePants, guess how many candies I have in my hand, if you guess correctly, I will give you both!"

SpongeBob SquarePants thought for a while and said, "I guess five."

Then Pai Daxing gave two candies to SpongeBob SquarePants and said, "I still owe you three candies. I'll give them to you next time."

He Ruge was inexplicably sweetened, and at this moment Mr. Xi's deep voice sounded in his ear: "He Ruge kid, guess how many strawberries are in the bowl?"

He Ruge was stunned for a moment, he turned his head foolishly, the calmness of a little adult on his face disappeared, and he became more like the innocence that only children of this age can have.

In the dim light, the man's sharp and three-dimensional facial features seemed to soften a lot, and a faint smile appeared in his blue eyes, "I'll give you all the five strawberries in the bowl if you guess correctly."

... Mr. Xi, it seems really cute.

He Ruge looked at the bowl containing strawberries, and found that Mr. Xi was still covering the mouth of the bowl with his palm in a decent manner, so that not a single strawberry was exposed.Like Mr. Xi's big feet, his palms are also big.

If it's raining, can you use Mr. Xi's palm as an umbrella?

There is a saying that "you don't have to worry about the rain if you have a big head and a big head". If someone has an umbrella, I will have a big head." Then this sentence can be changed to Mr. Xi, which means "If you have big hands and big hands, you don't have to worry about the rain. If someone has an umbrella, I have big hands."

He Ruge decided to cooperate with the naive Mr. Xi, "I guess there are five."

Sure enough, there were five strawberries in the bowl, all of them went into He Ruge's stomach.The strawberries bought by Mr. Xi are really sweet. The strawberries that He Ruge usually buys at cheap prices are always sour and sweet, but Mr. Xi’s strawberries are not sour at all, juicy and sweet.

After eating the sweet strawberries, there were no other snacks. Mr. Xi went out again during the period, and when he came back, he gave He Ruge a small gift box that was beautifully packaged and looked like snacks.

He Ruge guessed at first that the small box contained chocolates, but when the box was opened, he saw a row of glowing... white stones?

There is a soft shimmer in the dark room, and it smells of white stone that is delicious and delicious for some reason.

He Ruge, who had never seen the world, was stunned. He watched Mr. Xi take a white stone and put it in his mouth, and took a breath towards the stone leisurely. I was sucked into the stomach by Mr. Xi.

He Ruge didn't know what it was, and he didn't dare to ask.The world of rich people may be so magical. There are cakes made like hand-made cakes, and naturally there are also foods that look like stones. He Ruge smelled the fragrance of "stones" in the air, and he couldn't help but feel Taking an extra breath, I feel refreshed and at ease.

"Come, take a breath." Mr. Xi invited.

He Ruge picked up a white stone, the stone gave off a faint light in his palm, the wonderful fragrance was more alluring at such a close distance, He Ruge imitated Mr. Xi, put the stone in his mouth and sighed .

... Well, nothing was mentioned.

Mr. Xi clenched his fists to cover his lips, and let out a low laugh, "I almost forgot, you still can't absorb it now."

He Ruge: "???"

I'm sorry, not only can't I now, but I can't suck stones in the past.

Mr. Xi stretched out his fingers to poke the stone a few times, and then signaled He Ruge to suck the stone.This time He Ruge sucked it very successfully, there was a fresh stream of fairy air from the stone pouring into his mouth, pouring into his limbs, coupled with the massage of the massage chair, He Ruge could hardly get up comfortably Body, floating like a fairy may be this feeling.

It turns out that the happiness of the rich is really unimaginable.He Ruge couldn't help but shed tears of poverty in his heart.

He Ruge didn't know what that stone was. Since there are aliens in the world after time travel, it is normal for such strange stones to appear.

After inhaling the stone, He Ruge went back to the room to get ready for bed. Mr. Xi followed He Ruge into the room with a book of fairy tales in his hand, insisting on reading fairy tales to He Ruge.

After getting along for a long time, He Ruge felt that Mr. Xi was not bad, at least as a breeder of earthlings, he took care of his earthlings with all his heart, not only food, clothing, housing and transportation, but also spiritual aspects So thoughtful.

The appearance of the man sitting on the bed and reading a fairy tale... It is very similar to the fantasy that He Ruge once had, the fantasy of his father.

If he was not an orphan, if he had a father, his father would sit on the head of the bed like Mr. Xi, and read fairy tales softly in a deep and mellow voice. Light, say goodnight to him.

"Good night." Mr. Xi stood in the dark and said to He Ruge.

He Ruge also whispered good night.Because in the dark, he thought that Mr. Xi couldn't see his expression, so when he said this, He Ruge smiled.

A sweet, easy-to-satisfy kid's laugh.

Xi Guican, who was able to see at night, saw everything, including that childish smile, and the "favorability +10" floating above He Ruge's head.

This made Xi Guican couldn't help but smirked for a moment, revealing his two little canine teeth.