What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

Because of the instinct of fearing natural enemies, He Ruge quietly hid behind the female teacher. He always felt that the man in front of him had a terrible look in his eyes, as if a tentacle monster stretched out countless tentacles to suck his body.

The child's body was small, and it was completely covered as soon as he stood behind the female teacher. After confirming that he was not exposed to the other party's sight, He Ruge breathed a sigh of relief.He began to calmly analyze the current situation——

He may travel to a world where games and novels are combined, and his current identity is equivalent to the heroine of this world. The man with amazing momentum on the opposite side is probably the hero, a very rich tentacle monster.

Although the setting of the male protagonist in He Ruge's novel is different, the hair color and eye color are different. In He Ruge's novel, the male protagonist has gray-purple eyes, which are mysterious and deep, but this man has blue eyes.However, the female teacher kept saying that "this gentleman likes children who love to laugh" is the setting for the hero in He Ru's song, so there is a high probability that the other party is the hero.

The tentacle alien male protagonist in the article likes the female protagonist to laugh, which is quite like King Zhou You in the Fenghuo drama princes.The setting of He Ruge's serialized article is that the hero is rich and dotes on the heroine crazily, and the heroine just needs to be responsible for laughing and being cute.

If He Ruge's goal in life is to be a rice bug, then what he has to do now is to hug the thigh of the man who is suspected to be the hero, and laugh until he shows eight teeth, so that he may be able to live a wonderful life as a rice bug.

However, He Ruge doesn't like this kind of life.The three views of the protagonist in the article never represent the author's three views. He doesn't like financial power being controlled by others, he doesn't like to make jokes, and he doesn't like to be a pet of a tentacle monster.

He Ruge's dream has always been to be a shit shovel officer.

If it is really reborn, then what He Ruge wants to do the most is definitely to write ten books and eight books of various genres while the Internet is still immature!

Be a great god-level writer who leads the trend!Get the cutest cat ever again!

So the first thing he has to do now is not to be adopted by this mysterious gentleman.Then study hard every day and study hard every day, and at the same time work hard to write...

He Ruge thought a lot, but in fact, only a few seconds passed.After he figured it out, he deliberately frowned, poking his head out from behind the female teacher with a sad and pitiful look.

Since this gentleman likes children who love to laugh, if he pretends to be a little bitter gourd, he won't be chosen by this gentleman.Yay, the plan works.

Children's eyes may be extraordinarily clean, translucent black. Xi Guican saw his little lover hiding behind the female teacher, like a trembling little animal hiding behind a tree, and will shrink back when there is any disturbance. In situ.

Xi Guican's heart has never had such a feeling, the feeling of being cute.He wanted to steal little He Ruge home to raise him, he wanted to put little He Ruge on his belly, and he wanted to tell little He Ruge fairy tales.

The blue eyes are getting brighter and brighter, the eyes are piercing, like the sea and the sky are on fire, He Ruge dare not look directly.He wondered if this should be anger?This gentleman likes children laughing the most, so it is reasonable to guess that he should also hate others crying the most.He Ruge couldn't cry for a while, so he bit his lower lip pretentiously, showing a pitiful expression.

Because of the height difference, He Ruge could only look up his head to see the gentleman's face. His neck was a little tired, so he lowered his head slightly and saw the gentleman's hand holding the cane.

The palms open and close, sometimes clenching the cane tightly, and sometimes releasing it as if venting strength, and this cycle goes on and on, like a cat's restless paws.

He Ruge was taken aback by the metaphor that popped up in his mind, how could he compare this gentleman to a cat?It should be said that the opponent's hand is the sucker on the tentacles.

At this moment, He Ruge heard the man's deep Su Yin: "I want to adopt this child, he looks so cute when he doesn't smile."

He Ruge: "???"

Crooked, sir, aren't you the kid who likes to laugh the most?Can you please strengthen your personality? !

But maybe this is the force majeure of the plot.After reading countless articles, He Ruge carefully found a good reason. He subconsciously wanted to push the frame of the mirror. After touching the space with his fingers, He Ruge realized that he was not short-sighted.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with being adopted by this gentleman. This gentleman likes a cute heroine. As long as he is not cute, this gentleman has raised a human from the earth for a period of time as a pet, and he will leave a huge inheritance. Back to aliens.

But... thinking about being taken back as a pet, I feel a little complicated.

A small "favorability -1" floated out from above He Ruge's head, and Xi Guican's smile gradually disappeared.

Xi Guican completed the adoption procedures and took He Ruge out of the orphanage.During this period, He Ruge didn't risk his life to look at this gentleman's sleeves, but he found that he couldn't look at it even if he wanted to. The other party was wearing a military uniform that was perfectly tailored, which perfectly showed the man's wide shoulders and narrow waist. Not to mention three or four tentacles, one more tentacle would not fit in.

"I'm Xi Guican, you can call me...Mr. Xi." Sitting in the car, the gentleman said so.

He Ruge deliberately placed three butts away from Mr. Xi, half of his body was pressed against the car door, and he acted very shy of strangers.In fact, He Ruge is really not used to being in contact with others. He seems to have no special three-dimensional friends since he was a child, and he has never sat very close to others.

Even when they were sitting at the same table at school, there seemed to be an invisible [-]th line between them.

His only good friend may be Jiji, but now he has traveled through time, so he doesn't even have his only friend.Fortunately, he had no father, no mother, no lover before time travel, the only thing he could lose was the machine, and the serialized articles he hadn't filled in the hole... My God, his article is not finished yet, what should the readers in the pit do?

He Ruge's mood suddenly fell, and his voice was as low as a mosquito: "Mr. Xi."

The child's voice was soft, and He Ruge was a little unaccustomed to it, so he shut up after calling Mr. Xi. If He Ruge raised his head at this time, he would definitely see Xi Guican's heartbroken expression.

The scenery outside the car window is like a fuzzy spring oil painting. He Ruge sees himself on the glass at the moment, with big eyes and a small mouth. When he was a child, He Ruge would always be regarded as a girl.

In fact, there is one thing that He Ruge has kept in his heart for many years. He was adopted by a couple when he was in an orphanage. For a child like him who is good-looking and healthy, there will always be many families willing to accept him.

But something happened with the new family, not so good.He originally thought it was a nightmare, but when the dream became the scariest, a creature with snow-white fur took him out of there and brought him back to the orphanage.

All this was like a dream, he didn't remember what the creature looked like, he only knew that it was fluffy and warm to the touch.That dream-like event left a great impact on him. He refused to adopt other families and liked fluffy creatures very much.

Like cats, especially white, warm cats.

He Ruge was fascinated by looking at himself on the car window, his eyeballs rolled slightly, and suddenly saw the blurred silhouette of the man on the glass, and those sapphire-like eyes.

Mr. Xi is staring at me.This cognition made He Ruge feel a little uncomfortable, and felt like a thorn in his back.He closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, the child's body seemed to be more lethargic, He Ruge originally pretended to be asleep, but in the end he really fell asleep.

Xi Guican looked at He Ruge's little head bit by bit, like a chicken pecking at rice, and suddenly leaned towards him to frighten him. When He Ruge was about to fall asleep, Xi Guican stretched out his hand and rested it with one hand. Hold the other person's face, and hold the little lover's shoulder with the other hand.

What is a small face the size of a palm?

Xi Guican was surprised to find that He Ruge used his palm as a pillow, smacked his mouth twice, and fell into a deep sleep.The dark gloves made the skin of the small face extraordinarily white, Xi Guican was worried that He Ruge's pillow would be uncomfortable, so he took off the gloves and supported the other's face.

The car was slightly bumped, and the flesh on He Ruge's face softly rubbed against Xi Guican's palm.Xi Guican foolishly maintained this position for a long time before he realized that not only his wrists were tired, but it was also bad for He Ruge's neck.So he adjusted his posture carefully and let the little lover rest on his lap.

From such an angle, He Ruge's eyelashes are like two small fans, curled up, even the curved arc of the eyelashes is the way Xi Guican likes.

How small... Xi Guican couldn't help thinking this in his heart.He tried it and found that his hands could completely cover He Ruge's face.At this moment, the small fan-like eyelashes suddenly moved, and the long eyelashes flashed across the palm, like a butterfly flapping its wings.

Xi Guican withdrew his hand quickly, his heart was in his throat, and he tried his best to pretend that nothing had happened.Xi Guican breathed a sigh of relief after realizing that the little lover on his lap hadn't woken up.

He untied the cloak and covered the other person. The pitch-black cloak was more than enough to serve as a quilt for the smaller lover.

When He Ruge woke up again, he found himself lying on a big soft bed, with the scenery of the sea outside the window.

He Ruge's setting in the article is that the alien hero bought a villa near the sea, so that he can become a prototype, a huge tentacle monster playing in the sea.

And at this moment, he stayed in the room with the best sea view in this villa.

Several shell wind chimes are hung on the windows, and when the sea breeze blows into the house, the wind chimes make a pleasant sound.At this time, the sky had not yet darkened, and the fiery red sunset dyed the sea surface red. He Ruge suddenly remembered Mr. Xi's eyes, those blue eyes that were as cold as ice, looked like sea and sky burning fire from certain angles. .

"Are you awake, are you hungry?" Mr. Xi's deep and mellow voice was like playing a cello.

It was only then that He Ruge discovered that Mr. Xi had been sitting on the bedside watching over him, this recognition made He Ruge feel a little delicate.However, he thinks that Mr. Xi's mood is like that of a shit-shoveling officer looking at a newly brought home cat, concerned about whether the cat can adapt to the environment of the new home, whether he has an appetite to eat...it's much more natural when he thinks about it this way.

He Ruge nodded, and when he got out of bed, he found that Mr. Xi thoughtfully put a pair of cotton slippers beside the bed.He followed behind Mr. Xi on short legs, Mr. Xi stretched out his hand as if to shake his hand, but He Ruge pretended not to see it, and ignored that hand with a stern face.

This Mr. Xi is too tall, maybe He Ruge is too short now, he can walk directly under the opponent's palm without worrying that his head will touch the opponent's hand at all.

If Mr. Xi insisted on shaking his hand and asked He Ruge why he didn't hold a big hand, then He Ruge could also answer confidently: "I didn't see it."

...is really short.

Are all aliens this tall?He Ruge clearly remembered that the height he set for the male lead was 1.9 meters three, why is this Mr. Xi so unscientifically tall?

Forget it, he has traveled through time, so don't care about what is scientific or not.

——But still so angry!He was so angry that he jumped up to hit this Mr. Xi's knee!What is this guy so tall for? !

Xi Guican saw the little lover walking under his hand aggressively, without even touching his palm, but the "favorability -1" floating from the top of He Ruge's head passed through him invisibly. palm of the hand.

Xi Guican: "???"

Why do you want to deduct my favorability again? QAQ Did I do something wrong, daughter-in-law?