Comprehensive slap in the face and fan red building

Chen Xiang's complexion was already surprisingly ugly, but it didn't affect Jia She's holding his head up in the slightest.

Holding the God of God Ax in both hands, the veins on the back of his hands were already bulging, Chen Xiang squinted his eyes while holding the ax of God, and looked at Jia She coldly, full of unspeakable anger, but the other party did not know what kind of demon skills he had practiced, so he was invulnerable.

Seeing the hatred overflowing in Chen Xiang's eyes, Jia She was startled, but the originally high-spirited scolding battle lost the interest to continue scolding.Because he found that they really didn't apologize sincerely. Maybe after hearing the clarifications from Princess Longsi and Xiaoyu the vixen, it was just guilt, or a group of sentimental women in the name of true love gave out charity to strangers. Compassion at work?

Just like Yang Chan and others violated the rules of heaven, there will be a group of fairies full of "love" who dare not challenge the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother to criticize the rules of heaven, but they cry and sigh in private. Have pity.

Maybe this is "the weak are justified, true love is invincible".

Thinking of this, Jia She's heart trembled slightly, and he couldn't help patting the dog's head. He found that he could actually calm down and think about such a profound question? !

Birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups. The ancestors didn't bully him, so he really wanted to hang out with beauties!The grades have been improved!

Jia She immediately raised his chin proudly, and since the words were not speculative, he would directly solve them violently.With a swish, he threw out all the things that were slapped in the face in the sea of ​​consciousness without hesitation.

In an instant, a cold light rose from the valley, covering all directions.

It hurts so much that I wish I could go back to the past and kill the Xiaotian dog!

Chen Xiang raised the knife in his hand and saw all the ugly and unknown "monsters". He couldn't tell what was going on around him, he just gritted his teeth and kept fighting.But it seemed that no matter how hard he tried, he found that he was struggling more and more, and his bones gradually softened. His legs seemed to weigh a thousand catties, and he couldn't walk gradually, and his hands seemed to be filled with lead. He...

With a bang, it was like a cover.

Chen Xiang looked bewilderedly at the Kaitian God Ax that had been split in two, shook his hands, knelt down on his knees involuntarily, and called out "Lilac" in a daze.

Jia Amnesty: "..."

Seeing this, Jia She quickly took out the card, before thinking about which parallel world to send it to, when he heard a sudden roar, "Chen Xiang! Yang Jian, get up quickly, Xiaotiangou wants to kill Chen Xiang."

Turning his eyes to glance at Liu Yanchang, who escaped the siege of mecha fighters because a mortal has no energy, Jia Amnesty directly took out the magic capture weapon, grabbed Liu Yanchang's neck with one hand, lifted him up in the air, and threw him into the card. among the cards.

He quickly lifted up Yang Chan, and Chang'e, who was holding Bai Lian, packed them up and threw them in.

Birds of a feather flock together, saving him from racking his brains to figure out what kind of world suits them.It directly synthesizes "Eighteen Years of the Cold Kiln", "Chen Shimei", "Yin Lihua and Guo Shengtong", "Yilian Youmeng" and other ancient and modern idiots who resent men and women.

After packing up the whole family, Jia Amnesty looked back at Chen Xiang who was still murmuring, angrily, "You're on the battlefield now, you still have thoughts?!"

"You still have Lilac's life!" Chen Xiang squeezed the bone in his hand and swung his fist.He chose Xiaoyu, already sorry for Ding Xiang.Now, even Ding Xiang's soul can't be protected, it's a presumptuous man.

"It's so cruel that even the soul of a mere woman will not be spared."

Facing the interrogation, Jia She just plucked his ear indifferently, "My beauty is also lost in spirit, her soul is gone, Xiao Tiangou's life for life is only a chance, understand?"

While talking, Jia She frowned and muttered, "A child born in love is also a fool in love." Looking at the cards that kept appearing in his hand, he muttered: "Forget it, send it over for a family reunion, oh, Maybe we can also add "Princess of the New Moon", that normal woman's idiot who fell in love with the same woman as my father, it's quite suitable for Liu Chenxiang to experience it."

As soon as the words fell, Chen Xiang, who was still furious, was drawn into the parallel world, leaving behind an angry howl that echoed in the valley for a long time.

Jia Amnesty looked back and inspected the battlefield, and ran to Yang Jian's side proudly and excitedly like a little rooster fighting for victory. When he saw Yang Jian, the smile on his mouth immediately subsided.Even though Yang Jian looks like a celestial being at this moment, even with the poignant beauty of a sickly beauty because of the blood on the corner of his mouth, there is an unknown catheter inserted into his body, and there are colorful and colorful energy lingering around him, but all of this cannot be changed. With a trace of blood, Yang Jian's face was so pale that it even became transparent.

"Slap in the face, what's going on?"

Slapping the face and hearing the words frowned even tighter, "Who told you not to exercise well, you are so fat."

"I……"

"Think about how you can meet the great saint's stick with your body that is not working hard? Besides, what I saw today, the second brother didn't show his face, but he still feels sad in his heart? My heart is as dead as ashes. , even the panacea will not help!"

Jia Amnesty: "..."

"Forget it, let's clean up the battlefield too, those who should heal their wounds, those who should lose their memories."

Emperor Dexi: "..."

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Yang Jian felt that he was very tired and wanted to rest for a while, but he couldn't sleep because of the buzzing in his ears.

"Young man Yang Jian, Chen Xiang, kill him quickly!"

"Kill him and eliminate harm for the Heavenly Court!"

"Little man! My brother Meishan was blind in the past!"

"..."

Accompanied by contemptuous words and contemptuous expressions, scenes of scenes suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

Yang Jian silently watched Chen Xiang and the others leaving in the clouds and mist, and calmly glanced at his corpse in the running water, and sighed softly.

It's good to die without having to bear any responsibility and guilt.

He really wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but Yang Jian looked at Xiaotiangou who was limping and almost crawling into the stream, hugging his corpse and pumping his true energy over and over again, watching him weaken little by little for the impossible, My heart couldn't help being pricked like a needle.

"Howling dog!"

Calling out, screaming, howling, are of no use.

Yang Jian watched Xiaotiangou hugging his mutilated corpse, and was happy to see him, almost piously kneeling in front of Slap Fan.

"Can you save the master?"

"As long as you can save Master, I will do anything!"

"Okay, as long as you can save your master, even if you are a mere mortal, I, Xiao Tiangou, would be willing to die!"

"Isn't it enough to die? No... My master is only the master, and the Roaring Dog is loyal to the master only, only the master, the heart of loyalty? I only recognize one master in my life, no!!"

Yang Jian felt pain all over his body, and couldn't hear the words of other Zhang Zhanghe, only the figure of the roaring dog, stretching out his hand to slowly caress the maddened mourning of the roaring dog, wanting him to be as stubborn as usual, happy .

"Okay, as long as you can save the master and make him happy. I don't care if he is happy. Anyway, I am just a dog. Please let the master lose his memory or get another one. Even if I will go crazy with jealousy , but it can’t compare to the owner’s smile.”

"Owner--"

He raised his head to the sky and let out a long bark, then fell down and turned into a black dog.

Yang Jian stretched out his hand, wanting to grab it, but he could only watch the body of Xiao Tiangou fall from mid-air, hit the ground heavily, with a "bang", and finally bloody.

"Howling dog!"

"Scream!"

"Haha~" Yang Jian's eyes were filled with deep hatred, and the gods who kept rushing towards him comforted the authoritative third sister's family, and spoke softly to his heart.

When siblings grow up, they will eventually form a family of their own.

Can----

【Don't be so cruel

someone is having fun with the family

Some people are cold in the river

don't be so religious

Whose soul is on the river

Floating and refusing to sink]

Yang Jian tried his best to pick up the roaring dog and break through the boundary between yin and yang, but as soon as he thought about it, there were bursts of severe pain in his limbs and bones. Humming, gradually he couldn't see the surrounding scenery clearly, and it was pitch black.

At this time, a familiar voice suddenly came.

That year, Kunlun Yuquan Mountain

"Master, master, I remember "the world is boundless, thousands of miles to follow"!"

"Master, no matter where you go in the future, I will always find you!"

"Master~"

"Owner!"

"..."

Gradually, the noisy voices in the ear converged into a mournful call, and Yang Jian's pale and feeble lips trembled slightly.

"Slap in the face, look, the beauty is moving." Jia She said excitedly, "Sure enough, you are smart enough to let him watch Xiaotiangou pass away."

"It's not that I'm smart, but that his only thought is the Xiaotian dog."

"Shoutiangou?" Jia She recalled the tragic scene, his face turned pale, "Is there any chance for them to meet again?"

"Have."

"Really? That's too--" Before Jia She could finish speaking, a look of astonishment flashed in his eyes as he looked at the thing called a tablet computer in his hand.

"Meeting in memories. But a good memory is not as good as a bad pen. I have saved it, let him miss it slowly." Slapping Fan put the computer on Yang Jian's bedside, watching his gray face slightly recover some blood, and smiled. She smiled, "Yang Jian, live well. Xiaotiangou is here, waiting for you to wake up."

"Howling dog!"

As if he heard the call, Yang Jian tried his best to find the Xiaotian dog, but he exerted all his strength, but found that a simple movement was as difficult as reaching the sky.Clenching his teeth, Yang Jian forced himself to open his eyes and accept everything!

Brothers are separated, brothers and sisters are at odds, and there are no relatives and friends.

Even the only roaring dog...

Slowly, little by little, Yang Jian bit the bleeding bead, and opened his eyes that seemed to be as heavy as a mountain on top of him, preventing him from moving.

No matter what, he still had to collect the body of Xiao Tiangou.

To be buried where they met.

I hope that in the next life, Xiaotiangou doesn't have to meet such a stubborn master who can't protect him.

Live happily like an ordinary dog ​​in the world.

"Beauty, you're awake~"

As soon as he opened his eyes, Yang Jian looked at the big dog that was rushing towards him but carefully watching him, and couldn't help being startled.

But the voice that seemed to be far away in the sky suddenly became real.

"I'm willing only if I promise to make my master healthy and happy for a lifetime."

"Okay, we can still leave some of your sanity to live in the host's sea of ​​consciousness."

"..."

"He...is he okay?" Yang Jian reached out to touch his hair, but he couldn't help but froze in mid-air.

"You, you still care about them?!" Jia Amnesty asked when he saw someone woke up, subconsciously thinking that it was Chen Xiang's group, after all, the other party had sacrificed too much for them, and couldn't help being angry.

"You are A Quan, right? This temper is not at all like him~"

"Like who?"

"Shoutian dog." Yang Jian's eyes flashed, and he slowly lowered his hands to rub Jia She's hair. He wants me to be happy, and I will be happy.

Jia She snorted, pointing to the computer that had been used to slap your face earlier, "Slap your face to help you save all the memories of your previous relationship. You can look it up slowly in the future."

"En." Yang Jian nodded, and took the computer with great care, but he never opened it once in his mortal life.

Some people, some things, some feelings, can be unforgettable without the help of tools.

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Afterwards, Yang Jian changed the word to Shi Ping, relieved the past in his heart, and made a video, never forgetting the truth.Hired by the emperor as the emperor's teacher, he taught the king to get rid of bad habits, promote reforms, serve the interests of the people, and usher in a prosperous age.There are many admirers among the people, not to mention the emperor's teacher, but respectfully called "heavenly teacher", because there is an imperial dog, A dog, who was bestowed as Guorui by the emperor, who once bit Emperor Wencheng three times to save the emperor's life.

"Ah Quan," the elderly Yang Jian led Jia She to walk the streets to eat and eat for more than ten years. When he saw that no one was moving, he stopped and said, "Lian'er and the present have been in love for 26 years, and they are worthy of each other. Jiangshan Sheji, Liming people, your father-in-law should calm down."

Listening to the increasingly legendary rumors in the streets and alleys, Yang Jian persuaded him earnestly.If the emperor was bitten down again, the assassin would have nowhere to complain.

A Quan is completely different from Xiaotian Quan, he knows, but this is how he can remember the lesson.

Now, he can be regarded as a perfect old man, with good luck, fortune and longevity.Four generations live together to make his family happy.The only worry is that his son is too good at teaching, and the emperor forced him to be the queen of the village.

"Don't worry. He looks so frustrated, I still don't know how Lian'er fell in love with him." Without raising his head, Jia She flicked his tail and poked his paw at the computer, looking like an old dog addicted to the Internet.

When he has nothing to do, he likes to watch videos on the computer.Those immortal systems who are thrown away to the parallel world will automatically produce dramas.There was one he wanted to see.

Moreover, art comes from life.

The experiences of these people simply blinded him.

"A Quan, if you keep reading, you will slap your face and say that a dog is not suitable for reading glasses." Yang Jian pursed his lips and smiled, and pulled out Jia She's paw's computer without hesitation.

Jia She trembled and turned off the video in a hurry, but his claws were too big to make it in time.Suddenly a miserable voice sounded: "Liu Yanchang, you are just a down and out scholar. For you, I lost my second brother, my mana, and everything!"

"Yang Chan, if it weren't for you, how could I be in this ghost place!"

Casually glanced at the two arguing loving couples with blushing faces and thick necks in the video, Yang Jian calmly turned off the video and rubbed Jia She's head, "Don't watch these stupid dramas that are not nutritious, watch more "The Great Sage" , really can’t do it, watch "My Savage Mother-in-law", stop biting the emperor, and change your trick."

Jia Amnesty: "..."

"Beauty, you have turned bad!"

"Who's cabbage won't feel bad if a pig gets it."

The author has something to say:

Rolling around asking for a message, asking for a message, asking for a favorite, seeing me reviewing for the department exam until midnight, and it’s so late, I’m struggling to ask for a message, okay? (づ￣3￣)づ╭? ~Yang Jian's is over like this, if you don't like it, keep your grudges in your stomach (⊙﹏⊙) b the next Eastern leader.

PS: Here are the lyrics.

struggle by oneself