Comprehensive slap in the face and fan red building

Such crisp, decisive words.

Those eyes are still crystal clear.

After all kinds, Monkey King's world is still black and white.

Love and hate simply make him envious.

Yang Jian supported the arms of Emperor Dexi and the others with difficulty, and stood up with the careful support of everyone.Monkey King can be so "reckless", but he doesn't have the courage to accept it.

Just as he was about to speak, he saw a red shadow floating in front of his eyes. Sun Wukong [rectified the golden armor, stepped on the cloud shoes, and pressed the purple gold crown], his whole body was bright and majestic, he raised his sleeves to stop him from speaking, his eyes looked straight at Yang Jian, and he flicked his hand. , Stop Yang Jian and help someone change clothes.

[Wearing a three-mountain flying phoenix hat and a light yellow collar.The main strands of golden boots are lined with panlong socks, and the jade belt is decorated with eight treasures and flowers. ] "This is the Yang Xiaosheng that my old grandson knows!" Sun Wukong's lips slowly curved into a smile, and then flew into the set of "cards" without looking back.

The night sky burned with dazzling light in an instant, and there was a beauty of wanton burning.

Yang Jian looked down at the suit of clothes on his body, and stared intently for a long time.As a god of justice, he was used to the black armor and silver robe, but he never remembered that he still had such a "fresh" moment. He couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth, but he still didn't dare to raise his eyes to look in the direction where Monkey King disappeared.

What a blessing to have a mortal enemy in life!

Yang Jian closed his eyes slightly, covering the tears in his eyes, and murmured softly: "Splash monkey!...cough cough..."

"Hey, you are a patient, what are you doing!" The slap fan was very dissatisfied, obviously in the middle of the battle, the screen changed in seconds!Glancing at the battlefield where time seemed to have stopped, he rushed to Yang Jian's side, continued to stuff energy pills, and even kicked Jia She.

"Wang..." Jia She wiped away the blood that had flown all over the floor, looked at Yang Jian pitifully, and continued to rush forward to nibble on the weapon.

"Yang Jian, give me back Brother Monkey!" Zhu Bajie finally came to his senses, seeing Monkey King throwing down the golden cudgel and leaving in armor, he couldn't help crying loudly.

"Look at your fat head and pig ears, have you been weaned yet! If you have anything to do, go to Monkey Brother, and if you have nothing to do, you can complain!" Jia She was dissatisfied with digging the soil.Not to mention anything else, just say that the moment when the great saint transformed into a dog, his dog's eyes were blinded.Moreover, the bright yellow beauties are more charming and invincible than wearing black or white all day long.

"Let me go, master, for your brother's sake, let you go back to Gao Laozhuang to be a pig!" Jia Amnesty flicked the card casually, bit Zhu Bajie's leg and pushed it in.

Without Monkey King, he was gnawed off the nine-tooth nail palladium. No matter how thick the pigskin was, it was cut into a few centimeters of lard by the mecha. He was no match for him at all.

After finishing Zhu Bajie easily, Jia She turned his head and glared at the Meishan brothers, ignoring the other party's pleading and apologetic words of wanting to see Yang Jian, and directly threw his fat body at him, and put a sticker on each person's forehead, humming angrily: " Yijie, Meishan Seven Sages, do you understand Yijie, I will take you to see Taoyuan Sanjie, and see how he is a younger brother!"

With the help of the mecha, Jia Amnesty threw the red boy Bull Demon King and others into the parallel space without any scruples, and silently counted them. Except for the women, the only ones left were Chen Xiang's family who was tortured in the finale, and... looked away Nezha, who was still able to resist until now, looked cold.

Group fights are not terrible, and it is okay for the target of group fights to only defend but not attack. The scary opponent is not only group fights, but also sneak attacks.

"Go, kun, circle!"

Suddenly unable to breathe, Nezha froze during the battle, watching the universe circle in his hand smoldering hot and smoking.

"Xiaotiangou, what kind of magic did you use?!" With a trace of panic that he didn't even notice, Nezha glanced at King Tota.He has always been fearless, but tonight he couldn't help but recall that he was forced to remove his bones and change his father, and cut his flesh back to his mother, just like an ant at the mercy of others.This was a disaster for the third prince who had always established himself in martial arts.

"It's already said that the master is not a roaring dog, don't you understand?" Jia Amnesty grabbed the Qiankun circle, with a playful smile, he did not absorb energy, but squinted his eyes, stood on tiptoe and waved the chaotic Tianling's Nezha smashed at him.

"Ah--" Nezha clutched his right hand in pain, eyes full of shock as he stared at the Qiankun circle that hit his master.

"Xiaotiangou, you are really crazy, crazy!" Seeing that there are fewer and fewer gods around him, Chen Xiang had no choice but to join the battle with the god axe in his hand.Originally, because of the power of Kaitianshen's axe, he knew that after he hacked his uncle to death, he just wanted to use it as a display to intimidate people.

But I didn't expect things to develop like this, and Xiao Tiangou simply toasted and refused to eat or drink as a fine!

If he followed his plan and took his uncle back, it would be a good idea for their family to be reunited.

But now!

A glint of haze flashed across Chen Xiang's eyes, and he vigorously urged the Celestial Axe.

He, Liu Chenxiang, did nothing wrong, why should he accept the humiliation of a dog after apologizing?Is he going to be cold-blooded and ruthlessly ignore the harm his mother has suffered?

It's not him who is at fault!

Since my uncle was able to set up the overall situation and was so scheming, why didn't he just make it clear when he first met him?

Does he seem like an impulsive person?

Acting in the name of "love", and the fourth aunt happened to be resurrected at the moment when their family was reunited. How much harm did this bring to them? Do you want them to live in guilt for the rest of their lives?

Look at the Dou Zhan Buddha who left before!

Chen Xiang gasped.

In the previous scene, Yang Jian was smiling, with an indescribably relieved smile on his handsome face, as gentle as if he would melt into the wind.Those dark and deep eyes did not have the submissive and fearful coldness that they had seen before, but they were like a pool of spring water, greening the south bank of the river.

But now, lying quietly under the cold silver light, filled with strangely shaped demon treasures filled by an inexplicable demon boy.

He couldn't see if Yang Jian was "playing weak" at this moment to gain sympathy.After all, didn't it mean that the primordial spirit will be destroyed, and the soul will be scattered?But the fact is in front of his eyes, he can still be resurrected.

So dead, alive and dead, there are too many hidden magic weapons, how can he believe everything in front of him?

"Xiaotiangou, I thought you were a loyal person. I spared your life in the past, but I didn't expect you to fall into the devil's way. Today, let me eliminate harm for the people!" With a chaotic mind, Chen Xiang had no choice but to grab his eyes and wave Arms, tell yourself there is nothing wrong.Unaware that he was like a drowning orphan clinging to life-saving straws, Chen Xiang yelled frantically.

Jia Amnesty: "..."

Raising his eyes and giving Chen Xiang a cold sideways glance, Jia She felt extremely tired.He's really not a roaring dog. He needs to explain it several times before he can understand?

"Chen Xiang, master, I'll keep it for you to settle the final score. I didn't expect you to come out first? You just don't know what to say!" Jia Amnesty retracted the circle of heaven and earth that he threw on Nezha!The lotus next to you is a bear child, thinking that he is still a child if he does not grow up in a thousand years!Back then, the brat was twitching on other people's territory, so even if he was bullied, it didn't matter. With the backing of his master, he could still catch up with the one who walked through the back door when he was in good times. At any rate, he's pretty good at martial arts, so be a brainless thug!But you, Liu Chenxiang, what are you dragging?What qualifications and abilities do you have, if you don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're capable of, and it's not embarrassing to be a dude in a quiet dwelling! "

Waving his paws to dissipate the heat, Jia She felt his mouth was parched, "The beauty doesn't recognize my sister anymore, your nephew is just an incidental!"

"Then what qualifications do you have to speak for him." When Chen Xiang was glaring, a weak voice suddenly retorted.

Jia She turned his eyes and glanced at Liu Yanchang who was speaking.

Liu Yanchang went forward with a numb scalp.He realized that the dog in front of him was just a glib tongue, and the real fighting strength was still in that inexplicable child.That child is now saving Yang Jian.

As long as he wrangled and survived until Yang Jian regained consciousness, they would be able to save themselves from danger.I didn't see the gods around me being trapped by demons one by one, but the other party didn't dare to touch their family, Chang'e, Long Si and others.

Jia She took a step closer with a trace of curiosity. After all, the Madonna who can seduce her is so moved that she would rather abandon the thousand-year-old brother-sister relationship, and is willing to go through fire and water to follow the mother's old way. There must be some charm.

However, with just one glance, Jia Amnesty stopped in his tracks.

The appearance is also considered handsome, with the elegant taste of a scholar.But they are also human beings, so why pretend to be righteous?

Jia Amnesty's thought flashed across his mind, and he pulled out a big water gun from his sea of ​​consciousness, and pointed it at Liu Yanchang. Before he could shoot, he saw the figure of a man subconsciously blocking the seriously injured Yang Chan in front of him.

Seeing this, even though he couldn't help but sneered.

Although he is a dude, he has also met many scholars. He has a second child who pretends to be a gentleman, and a brother-in-law who is a real detective. He knows this kind of person at a glance. He has never seen a thousand or a hundred.

In the three-year competition, there is always a group of people vying to show off, gain a little bit of wisdom, and want to add an extra point to their own success.

There are three paths for those who are poor and want to get ahead quickly. The first is to use temples to visit libraries.The second is to write a new play for the Liyuan Theater. Sometimes the play becomes popular and you get a share, and you may be able to relax and panic. For example, he is rewarded by a dude like a master.The third is to try their best to become a powerful guest.

The first one is the most despised, but it is the most convenient way to be promoted.

But no matter how convenient it is, the young lady has taken a fancy to the person's face and listened to the smooth talk.But it has to go through the parents, and there must be a matchmaker's words.Various setbacks were inevitable during the period, and in the end it might still be Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai.

Elope as a concubine.

"Liu Yanchang, you don't want to talk about your failure." Jia She gritted his teeth in puzzlement, "But no matter what, you are considered a scholar, right? Yang Chan is not a god, but she is also a woman of a good family. You have eaten all the sage books Is it? Oh... true love! But the speed of your true love is faster than my master. My master, I have been in the entertainment scene since I was a child, and that is to buy and sell first before going to bed. You are better than me. Some people are eagerly posting."

Yang Chan vomited blood in anger, her eyes were wide open.

The smile on his lips deepened, Jia She stared at Chen Xiang with a clear expression, "Liu Chenxiang, I understand why you don't look like a beauty at all."

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It’s another article where you can say goodbye to the outline (⊙﹏⊙) b I suddenly thought that the Great Sacred Tree had a “black” Erlang God, and instead he was angry and harmed the big tree. It was a rhythm that opened my mind O(∩_ ∩) O ha ha ~ small theater:

Jiang Liu'er was curious: "By the way, Great Sage, you still have a wishful golden cudgel!"

Hearing this, Sun Wukong's pupils shrank, and memories of the past emerged before his eyes.

"By the way, the golden cudgel weighs [-] catties!" Jiang Liu'er thought of the opera, looked at Monkey King with sparkling eyes, and ran to him, "Great Sage, where is your golden cudgel? Li said you were hidden in your ears, show me, show me~"

"You little kid," the memory was interrupted, Sun Wukong raised his eyes impatiently, and Jiang Liuer's innocent smiling face appeared in front of him, his eyes were always clear.

The toddler in sight was only an inch long and was carrying a girl on his back.

They are mortal.

Thinking of this, Sun Wukong was caught off guard and remembered that night.He just waved the golden cudgel lightly, and before the stick hit anyone, the air flow caused him to vomit blood.

There was a sound of rubbing, the bones shattered, blood gushed from the corner of his mouth, and his whole body was lifeless like a discarded rag.

Thinking of this, Sun Wukong's eyes flashed, he looked at Jiang Liu'er who was looking at him with an innocent face, looked at him full of respect, staring at him like a great hero, with all kinds of food in his heart, raised his neck, and made a tiger face, "You little brat, you have followed me all the way, and my grandson's brains have been blown up by you? Can you let me have a quiet meeting?!"

"Ah?" Jiang Liu'er trembled, her voice couldn't help but weaken a little, "Okay...Okay."

Looking at the child on the opposite side who seemed to be frightened by him, but he still opened a pair of dark eyes, looking at him stupidly, Sun Wukong frowned, he knew that he was sometimes irritable, and now he is going through the catastrophe again. I want to exercise myself.

But he couldn't hold back his face, so he just said: "Don't mention the golden cudgel!" Others, if you are curious, you can be curious.

Hearing the looseness in Sun Wukong's words, Jiang Liu'er was overjoyed, very obedient, and asked the second most curious legend in his heart, "Great Sage, does Erlang God really have three eyes?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

My old grandson would rather he didn't have three eyes!

Yang Xiaosheng!

Hate that iron can't make steel but sigh extremely, Sun Wukong's eyes flashed a trace of pain, he clasped his fists with both hands, not knowing how to vent his emotions, and punched the big tree next to him.

The big tree collapsed and was uprooted.

Glancing at the big tree he had knocked down, Sun Wukong's eyes flickered, and his body stiffened for a few seconds.Even if he lost the golden cudgel, even if he came back from the past, he would still be as angry as a cow.

And Yang Jian--the soul is all destroyed, and the soul is scattered.

--

Seeing this, Jiang Liu'er's heart tightened, for some reason, she always felt the unspeakable sadness that Sun Wukong lingered all over her body.

Don't look at others as small, but children are always sensitive, and he also followed his master to walk around the streets, read thousands of sails, spread Buddhism, and met too many people of all shapes and sizes.

Taking a deep breath, Jiang Liu'er tried to make her voice as normal as before. Thinking about him diverting her attention when she was sad, she became happy, and slandered others with her own words: "For the Great Sage, the troubles in the Heavenly Palace in the past must have been It was the happiest moment."

Thinking of making people happy, Jiang Liu'er pretended to be puzzled, "Great Sage, is the Giant Spirit God very powerful?"

Sun Wukong sighed when he heard the words, restrained his thoughts, and turned his eyes to look at Jiang Liuer.The chirping reminded him of Yang Jian's folk dog.

Dare to shout and threaten him, dead fat and stupid.

But it made him feel alive, especially when Yang Jian, who was usually aloof and sculpted in a folk shrine, was able to soften his expression, showing a tinge of popularity.

Probably, there is no loneliness.

He became a god and a Buddha, but he felt hard day after day, and he often fell asleep and dreamed on the way back to get scriptures.

Maybe it's really different when someone is around.

He opened his mouth unconsciously and replied, "It's very big."

"Are the Four Heavenly Kings brothers?" Jiang Liu'er hurriedly asked.

Monkey King paused, only to realize that he couldn't help answering the question when he heard the question.Once it started, there was nothing to do next, and he gritted his teeth: "It's a sister!"

"Then Nezha is a boy?"

"Female!" If you can't be Yang Xiaosheng's brother, you are thinking about being a brother and sister!

"Does King Tota have a tower?"

"No!" The tower was gnawed into waste by dogs!

"Is there anyone in the tower?"

"Oh, no one!"