Comprehensive slap in the face and fan red building

"Sun Moon God Sect, Wencheng Wude, rule the world, the leader of Shengyi, let me do it, long live long live long live!"

The night wind blew past, turning the orderly shouts into wisps of wind, which floated into Dongfang Bubai's ears vaguely.

Hearing the cheers and dances of the congregation welcome Ren Woxing to return, his half-closed eyes suddenly opened, Dongfang Bubai took a breath, his brows were tightly frowned, recalling the scene half a day ago--

Ren Woxing led the crowd to kill Heimuya, he was not defeated even with one enemy and four, but he hated that Ren Yingyi used Brother Lian to make him use the mouse, and the little witch's concubine, Linghu Chong, even stabbed his heart and lungs. Every single word disturbed his mind and shattered the dream he had worked so hard to weave for himself for more than ten years.

Neither male nor female, Brother Lian does not love him, he is promiscuous.

Hearing this, my heart suddenly felt cold, and in a trance, each shoulder blade was hit by a sword, and Brother Lian's life was also on the line.

With the heart of death, he begged Ren Woxing to spare Yang Lianting's life with the grace of not killing him in the past.

After all, Brother Lian finally gave him the love he needed.

He showed up when he needed it most.

It's a pity, let me seek death!He had no choice but to push forward with all his strength, but the man was blinded only by his eyes. He took advantage of the chaos to pick up Brother Lian and left, but unexpectedly, a sword pierced his back from the chest. In desperation, he jumped with Brother Lian's body The abyss behind the black wood cliff.

I thought I was done with this, and being able to live and die together was also a fulfillment of my humble wish.But he never expected to wake up again after falling off the cliff.

and……

"Heaven bestows great responsibility on me, grant me divine power, the sun rises in the east, and I am the only one who is invincible!!"

A voice mixed with arrogance and indignation suddenly brought him back to his senses.Dongfang Bubai turned his eyes slightly, raised his eyelids, and looked at the two people who claimed to be face-slapping and Jia Amnesty beside the bonfire not far away.

He shook his head absurdly, he was able to come back from the dead because of the two of them.

Two people who let him know everything about him but couldn't kill them.

Dongfang Bubai silently pricked the silver needle on his fingertips, the pain from his ten fingers connected to his heart could make him feel the beating heart emotionally.Then, he closed his eyes and mobilized his inner breath to block the ruthless light that flashed across his eyes.

Unaware that Dongfang Bubai had thought about all kinds of ways to die, he slapped his face and sighed, and was earnestly doing Jia Amnesty's education work, "Listen to what a domineering statement! Host, as long as we fulfill his obsession, we will You can gain self-motivation!"

"You are self-motivated, sister! Bark!" Jia She, who had watched a lot of dramas with his iPad in his arms, waved his hands and scratched the ground vigorously. When the pain came, he couldn't help but yelled, but it had been a long time since anyone rubbed his hair with a smile on his face. , said A Quan.Dazed for a moment, Jia She looked back and caught a glimpse of his well-maintained hands with slender fingers, and his eyes were full of loneliness.After being a dog in the arms of a beauty for decades, it is really uncomfortable to be a human.

"Even if you said that in the last few years, Xiaotiangou came out to make the beauty happy, so that in the future, there will be more little stars who will comment on me, and the most important thing is that the beauty also thinks of Xiaotiangou. I accept all these nonsensical reasons. But what's going on with Dongfang Bubai?!" Jia She's eyes were still slightly red.God knows how disappointed he was when he woke up overnight and never saw the beauties again.

Not to mention that he is now the father-in-law of Duke Cheng'en, but ordinary people don't need to have an extra dog.

Moreover, he can generously give the beauty to Xiaotiangou, and he can rub the bed of the old emperor. Anyway, the bones of the imperial chef are not bad, and if he is unhappy in the palace, he can chase the emperor away and teach his troubled son-in-law a lesson.

But this slap in the face made him impatient for the next simulation exercise.

He is a human being with feelings, so don't give him any time to bear it!

"The leader of the East, Wencheng Wude, martial arts is the best in the world, and he is from the grassroots, and a little bit of his own efforts to become the leader, the host, what you lack is this self-motivated spirit!" will be so big.You must know that the first time he took people to watch the scene where Erlang God was besieged, and then stuffed the plot of "Lotus Lantern" in people's minds, the other people immediately rolled up their tails cheerfully and entertained themselves saying that they are a dog that protects beauty .

"He's greedy for profit!" Listening to the promotion of Dongfang Bubai, who was slapping his face and fanning the wheels of the car, Jia She coldly pointed to the "Swordsman" that was playing, and said sharply: "He is cruel to himself because of the leader's power. "Sunflower Treasure" From the palace, my master, I still think he is a man, after all, power is indispensable! But what did he do after he got the position of leader?! He even listened to a villain, and you said he was so smart that he knew what the other party gave him? Wearing a cuckold?! For a villain who doesn't love himself at all, what the hell is he doing! Even eunuchs know that they need wives and concubines in groups!"

"So," the slap in the face incited helplessness, "I want to give the leader a chance to start a new life, just like you."

Jia She, who was yelling at the blushing and thick-necked Jia She, choked, glanced at Dongfang Bubai standing on the top of Yading, raised his chin, and snorted coldly, "Give him a chance, and don't dirty my body."

"Host, do you think your body is fine with a hangover and a drunken brothel that has been hollowed out?" Slapping Fan asked with a stern face.

"That's better than making yourself neither male nor female, but not knowing what you want!"

……

The dispute was still going on, but Dongfang Bubai quickly raised his hand, raised his sleeve inadvertently, and brushed away a tear that was unconsciously wet from the corner of his eye.

When he was dying, he was rescued by someone and asked about his lifelong obsession.

He really wanted to say save Brother Lian, I beg you to save Brother Lian, just like he gave up all his dignity before, gave up resistance and asked him to do his own thing.

But with his mouth open, the tip of his tongue faltered for a long time, but he couldn't say a single word, even if the other party used the "demonic method" to intercept the memory deep in his mind, it was just -- not male nor female.

Dongfang Bubai's mouth curled into a sneering smile, and the tears of regret were so bitter and pungent, it was like a sharp knife grinding the tender flesh of his heart.

How domineering and full of pride he was in the past.But he couldn't resist the temptation. He wanted to gain power quickly and was guarded by Ren Woxing, so he finally killed him cruelly.

When he raised his sword and fell, he had vowed to remain invincible, and to illuminate the world like the sun in the east.

But later...

He knew that even if he stayed at home for ten years and didn't ask about academic affairs, but with only one woman, he dreamed of becoming a woman who is sensitive and sensitive to love after his temperament changed drastically.He knew that for Yang Lianting, if he didn't have the peerless magic power to make him afraid, and the position of leader to make him attached to, he might not even look at him.

The attitude of men in the world towards him should be like that of Jia She, who was so quarrelsome that he almost rolled on the ground.

hate him, despise him, despise him.

Knowing that all kinds of friendship are nothing but falsehood, like flowers in a mirror and moon in water, illusory and shattered in the wind, but still deceiving themselves, like a drowning child tightly grasping the straw in front of him, refusing to let go.

Because Yang Lianting fulfilled his wish as a woman.

There is a man, heroic and gentle and considerate, who surrounds him, and he wants to prove that his feminine temperament is taken for granted.This shows from the side that even practicing "Sunflower Treasure" is trivial.

He desperately needs someone to prove himself, he can have both.

He can practice from the palace, he has no heirs, and he has a lover.

Like falling into a strange circle, he kept hypnotizing himself.

But in the face of the cruel and iron-like reality, all of this is just a fabricated lie, and it's time for him to wake up.

His obsession was not with Brother Lian who he had been thinking about before he died.

Fish and bear's paw cannot have both.

What he wants is peerless martial arts.

He wants to control the First Sect of God to achieve his hegemony!

He once said naively: "【A person who is born as a woman is already a hundred times luckier than a stinky man, not to mention you are so charming and young. If I can get along with you, let alone the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect , Even if it is the emperor Laozi, I will not do it.]”

But all he got was a sneer, "[If you change places with Miss Ren, it will be a bit difficult for me to fall in love with you, an old monster!]"

"Old monster?" Dongfang Bubai murmured softly, a weeping yet relieved laugh flashed across the corner of his mouth.The gust of wind whistling in my ears, mixed with the celebrations in the distance and the disputes in the near, taunted him wildly, as if he wanted to drive him into the trough, and let him go with the wind like a rootless leaf.

But all of this is false, he is now at the top of his career, and he still has a chance to do it all over again.

How could he allow himself to go wrong again?

Zi Yading looked down at the abyss like a troll ferociously trying to swallow everything in the world.He silently looked down for a long time, so long that he slapped Jia She in the face and labeled him stubborn, and decided to use undemocratic direct non-violent non-cooperation to directly stuff people into embroidery needles.In this way, you can build a good relationship with people.

Mu Ran looked back to look for the needle, only to realize that Dongfang Bubai was already bleeding.

Drops of bright red blood rolled down the fingertips and fell to the ground drop by drop.

Seeing the slap in the face, he felt very distressed, "My energy bar." Because of the dispute and the confusion of Dongfang Bubai, he spent a lot of energy bars not directly teleporting people to Jia She. It still tastes like beef, which he likes best. of.

Dongfang Bubai turned his eyes, glanced at the child in front of him who was only in the shape of a general horn, and calmed down, "My obsession." His eyes were full of coldness: "Hehe, you have a way to take my body?"

"No." The slap in the face incited the tiredness of being tortured by Jia Amnesty, and said bluntly: "To put it simply, this is a transaction. You are transferring your soul to continue your life. The host obtains your self-motivation." Speaking of this, hit Face sighed, "We've only reached the second level now, and none of you have a choice. You have to live in the host's body, and the host needs to use your inseparable weapons or tokens."

He glanced at the embroidery needle, slapped his face and saw that Dongfang Bubai looked like a stranger, and continued to Amway: "Of course we don't care how you live, we can only choose you when your obsession disappears. The most important thing is, if your obsession is related to your world, I can soften the two worlds together so that you can get revenge or something."

"Revenge?" Dongfang Bubai heard the words, his expression was a little moved, and he sneered, "It's all about success and defeat, don't you even have this kind of temper?! I could make the whole world change its face. What's the problem with a comeback? Can't I create a god or religion of my own?!

"Sure enough, you are motivated and enterprising!" The slap in the face, who was fascinated by Dongfang Bubai's domineering words, was full of star-eyed eyes, wishing to pick up Jia She for others to take a good look at.See if you are ashamed to be a dude.Although wealthy and idle people are also in line with the transformation of the Jia family...

A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, and he slapped his face and hurriedly reminded: "Master, this host is an honorable general." What if the leader makes a fuss and is killed or his son-in-law gets married?

If he really didn't know about the robot, his father gave him all the weapons and system permissions for the host to use with him.In this way, the owner is not the only N-generation grandson of the Jia family, and they can be together without guilt.

"General?" Dongfang Bubai squinted and slapped his face, with a sneer hanging from the corner of his mouth, his obsession is to aspire to power, even if he is neither male nor female, no one dares to say a word!What do you mean by your words, are you reminding me that being the number one leader of martial arts is too short-sighted, and that I should aspire to the Ninth Five Supreme? "

The author has something to say:

Rolling and selling cute, please leave a message, ask for collection, and roll around asking the author to collect! ! !Just tap the author's name, what? (づ￣3￣)づ╭? ~The group of people who were abused by the Lotus Lantern will appear in the later plot, with the computer in hand, I have the world!

Master of the East, I chose Lu Songxian's version of "Swordsman" filmed by TVB in 96.I made an appointment with my friends, whoring childhood drama, which is naturally the oldest and only version of the male leader, and this version is faithful to the original.

However, if you are not used to it, please substitute the face of the leader in Brigitte Lin’s version (⊙﹏⊙) b Another: Uncle Xi’s attitude towards the leader of the East will not be good at first.

Firstly, he is still obsessed with his second elder brother's delicious bones and cannot extricate himself. Secondly, he is both a martial artist and a scumbag to the Eastern leader in his capacity as a grand master, so there is always a bit of natural arrogance in his bones.Of course, it will be smashed by the embroidery needle in the end.

As for why being a dog would show off its cuteness and roll around happily.As explained above, Erlang God is a god.Ordinary people always have respect for gods, he has the idea that one person can become the king of dogs, and Erlang God is also the most beautiful woman in the three worlds.