[Comprehensive Anglo-American] We are professionals in saving the world

29.

"...Who are you?" Harry opened the door, frowned and looked at the strange clothes, howling wildly, obviously not like a good guy's Deadpool.

"...to check the water meter." Deadpool blinked.Grab the door frame and want to squeeze in.

"Hey, who are you? What's the matter, hey!" Harry blocked the door with sharp eyes and quick hands, while asking for reinforcements, "Peter, come quickly!"

Peter and May walked over and saw that Deadpool had broken through Harry's defense line and barged in. Seeing May and Peter, he waved his hands shamelessly and happily, "Hi. Good evening, Radisson Ender Jeters."

Mei frowned, "You are trespassing on a private house, this gentleman in a strange costume. Please leave."

Deadpool opened his mouth and was about to speak, but a change happened at this moment.

It turns out that there are two Transformers disguised as mobile phones that scanned the mobile phone style of the earth. After Peter and Harry inserted the cards one after another, they used the mobile phone cards to scan their information and share the human Internet. The program was activated and started There are various sources of information on the Internet for finding tinder.After the search was fruitless, they turned their attention to the few carbon-based creatures present. After scanning, they did not find any smell of fire source. Creatures, change places to collect information.

After Peter came back, he put the garbage bag containing the two mobile phone Transformers on the dining table, so when the Transformers changed from the mobile phone to the mechanical form, they quickly and quietly cut through the garbage bag, got out, and wrote all the way. And quickly move to the door.Well, human beings are door-to-door, they are the best detective Transformers, they have to make themselves look like human beings to adapt to the way of the earth, in order to hide themselves better.

"What the FUCK? Where did this little cutie come from? What kind of cute and shameful game is this. Oh baby... this is your little pet." Because Mei and the others turned their backs to the door, there was only Deadpool and two Transformers I hit it right.Looking at a silver and a black robot with a metallic luster and a mechanical appearance of only about 20 centimeters in height, it is almost like being transformed into a Transformer by the cos agents.

The three people who were facing him didn't react, Harry subconsciously glanced back, and saw two small and delicate robots.

"Peter?" Harry looked at the old-fashioned robot, flexibly making various anthropomorphic and difficult movements, "Did you invent this?"

May and Peter turned their heads and finally faced each other like a tripartite meeting.

"What the hell is this?!" Peter yelled, where did his family get such a thing!

"Brother Xiong, what should they do if they find us?!" A charming and sweet female voice with a strange local accent came from the body of the silver robot, with faint nervousness and apprehension.

"Good girl, don't be afraid, brother protects you! Since they found us, we have no choice but to kill them." A deep, magnetic bass with a stronger local accent than a female voice came from the body of the black robot .

"Hey...!" Peter spoke first, trying to interrupt the communication between the two little robots.

The two robots, completely ignoring them, calmly agreed on a way to kill and silence them, looked at each other, nodded at each other, turned their heads, erected a few mechanical rods like hedgehogs, and started to shoot.

"Damn it." Mei was startled, and quickly reacted and threw Harry beside her, rolled over on the ground twice, and hid in the corner of the stairwell.Peter, who was suddenly attacked, pushed Deadpool away with one hand, and quickly climbed up to the roof, reminding Deadpool to be careful and dodge quickly, while swinging to the other side.In the entire porch, only Deadpool, who was pushed aside by Peter but refused to hide, was left alone, facing the two small but full of firepower robots.

Deadpool, whose life was saved by Peter, strolled around to dodge bullets, and if he couldn't dodge, he would suffer without dodging. Every time he was hit by a bullet, he would scream twice.May and Peter, who were already tense, were speechless for a while, and Peter almost fell off the roof while avoiding bullets.Peter kept dodging. Without the spider web launcher, he could only dodge and move around with difficulty. This is thanks to Mei's special training a while ago!

On the other hand, Harry was hugged by May, and he dodged and hid behind the partition in the stairwell. Hearing the dense bang bang bang bang outside, he felt that his heart was also out of balance. Harry leaned carefully. May, squatting against the narrow compartment of the stairs.My heart was buzzing and my heart was about to jump out, I just felt that Mei just now was simply her goddess!Has always been her goddess.Mei Mao bowed his back and wanted to go out to fight the enemy, but he was hit by the bullets constantly flying and couldn't make it out.The energy of these two little ones is too fierce.

Deadpool took out the pistol on his lap, and while dodging, he shot at the two little ones, trying to persuade them to surrender, "Can't we sit down and have a good chat in a peaceful, loving and harmonious way, I really don't like violence Solve the problem."

"Brother Xiong, my good girl was hit in the chest. It hurts so much." The bullet splashed a few sparks on the silver robot, and the charming and soft female voice revealed infinite grievances, as if she was about to cry.

"Good girl, get up and drive, brother can kill him, he's a pervert!" The black robot took a step forward, and two miniature devices that looked like missile launchers appeared behind him.Stretching his legs, Peter rolled over and hid behind the partition next to the living room.

The mini missile rushed towards Deadpool with white smoke.Xiao Jianjian reacted very quickly and dodged, the missile hit the door frame, and the wooden door frame "touched", bursting into countless debris.

May didn't care about Harry's random thoughts at all, and cautiously faced the sound of gunfire, she poked her head out to observe the situation.And Peter has already got his schoolbag.

"Squeak—kukukukiki—boom—" There was a sound like an emergency brake, followed by a dull metallic sound that seemed to speed up some recombination.Accompanied by loud rock music, a huge yellow figure appeared outside the broken door frame.

Mei heard the familiar rock music and the sound of metal collisions. Although she couldn't see anyone coming from this angle, she thought it was Tony at first, and she quickly retracted her body, and comforted Harry, "Don't be afraid, someone is here to save us." gone."

"...Please don't struggle, don't say any more ways, please don't be busy anymore, don't try to escape on purpose, don't be like this, okay..." The dynamic rock suddenly changed, and a deep and lingering baritone came to mind, Mei froze for a moment, When is this, why is this guy still in the mood to change songs?Immediately afterwards, Mei didn't have the mind to think about this, because the wooden porch shattered with a bang, the wood chips flew, and the pillars of the tall porch fell down. "Damn it. Just wait for me!" Mei gritted her teeth in a low voice, secretly hating in her heart.

"Brother Xiong, the bumblebee is here, let's go." The silver robot named Haomei stretched out a mechanical leg (hand) and pushed the black brother Xiong. The whole body was tense, and the firepower was stronger than before. Doubled, Mei, who heard something wrong and wanted to probe, was once again unable to raise her head due to the fierce and dense firepower.

Brother Xiong, who had already aimed at Deadpool and was about to launch the tracking mini-missile, was pushed and shoved by her, and the missile went towards the roof.The mini missile hit the ceiling, "Boom——"

Mei pressed Harry under her body, and used her back to connect several heavy stones and giant trees. Even though she was protected by zhenqi, she still groaned a few times when she was hit.

"...You exchange the future for my madness for you, and I exchange my sincerity for your surrender..." The song that the bumblebee was playing suddenly stopped, and it raised its arm weapon to point at the two little ones who were about to escape under the dust and mist. , "...surrender~~ah....surrender~~"

"Wow..." Deadpool threw the pistol aside casually, drew out the double knives behind his back, and played a trick with his wrists. "It's getting more and more interesting, don't steal the show, kids, there are babies giving presents to the handsome Deadpool. Let's go through the barrage, thank you, old iron. Just wait, I'll go up and gank now."

Peter finally put on the sleeves of the 'combat uniform', and in just two or three seconds, a series of changes made him dizzy. Although he was less affected in the living room, he was very worried about May and Harry. Especially Harry.It can be seen that the guy with the double knives is not a simple person. Mei should be able to protect herself. Only Harry is an ordinary person.

Peter climbed up the wall, and the spider silk in his hand flew towards the two little ones.The extremely tough spider silk obediently adhered to the two little mechanical bodies, was lifted up, and was then balled up by Peter's spider silk.

"...Don't be obsessed with separation and reunion, only I can give you happiness..." Bumblebee took a step behind Peter, and the huge outstretched palm flew into the air, and with a sweep, the wall that Deadpool was leaning on was swept away. Wear a pair.

"Fuck, brother is such a peace-loving person, you are so cruel, you can't bear it, you have the guts to fight! My big sword is already hungry... Make your bets quickly, buy it and leave." Deadpool Backflip, narrowly dodging the 'giant iron hand' hidden weapon.

"...why, why is this going on forever, can anyone tell me why we can't get along... Am I going to stand up and fight and prove my worth to everyone and does that mean my life will be Spending time in this world full of gunpowder..." Bumblebee looked at Deadpool pitifully, blinking his small blue eyes.

"Ah——" Deadpool raised his two knives, looked for several angles, and finally stepped on the half-collapsed wall in a charming S-shape posture, "Walk about the gift, I am the Nobel Peace Ambassador .The little spider will save the world for me, I just need to sit down as beautiful as a flower."

"Ah! Stupid human being, let your grandpa Xiong out!"

"Ahhh, this disgusting thing, brother Xiong, hurry up and save your good sister."

The two mini-robots were entwined and wrapped in flexible spider silk, and they kept struggling. However, Peter's spider silk was the result of Osborn's high-tech research. It was as hard as an alloy and had a toughness that an alloy did not have.Peter kept launching spider threads, wrapping the two cubs layer by layer, and finally wrapped them into a big lump more than half a meter high.Only then did he prepare to go in the direction of May and Harry, and after walking two steps, he noticed the pair on his body. He took it off in a hurry without any explanation, and stuffed it into the sturdy shoe cabinet on one side.

The bumblebee put away the gun, scratched its head, and ducked into the room with a bow. Even though the little black one blew up the door frame just now, the human door frame obviously couldn't allow it to walk in leisurely, so its huge body squeezed hard, and the rest of them Half of the door frame, connected to the half of the wall that collapsed suddenly.

"...Superman had to bow his head, your back stepped into the hourglass, and was overwhelmed by withering..." The bumblebee who squeezed into the door straightened up, and the ceiling that had already been destroyed by the bomb was hit hard, fluttering. Another big piece fell off... Mei, who had just propped up her arms and was about to get up, was unprepared, and was hit straight on the head by the stone chips.The hand slipped and fell on Harry again.Harry beneath him couldn't help letting out a muffled groan.

Here Peter finally came to Mei, startled, hurriedly removed the slate and wood from Mei's body, and dragged the two of them out.

"Ding—" There was a crisp sound of metal hitting the slate outside the collapsed porch, and the familiar Highway to Hell.Mei made sure that the person who came this time was Iron Man and didn't run away.

The author has something to say: Mei: You came a little late, didn't you!My mother's house was demolished.

Tony: Show off your 1VN+1 momentum!

Mei: Wave a handkerchief.

To be honest, the appearance of the two little Transformers almost made me freak out. . .chug chug~~

And Bumblebee.Hey, how can I be so swollen?

Therefore, the silver-haired old man is Magneto.Congratulations, that’s right, it’s you~ If you got the answer right, reward your true love, a couple~

Before I go to bed every day, I tell myself that tomorrow I will work hard to code and save the manuscript!

However... _(:зゝ∠)_ just conquered me like this, I can’t see the helplessness promised~~

Mingyu, come on me, I asked Xiao Jianjian to write your gift, Kekeke, god damn gift, let’s go~

Haha~~~ There is no sense of disobedience. o(≧mouth≦)o

Speaking of the next episode preview:

There are bright spots in the next episode, you should pay attention to digging~~~ Meme da.