[Comprehensive Anglo-American] We are professionals in saving the world

28.

"Tsk, I'm still a repeat offender. It's really nerve-wracking." Peter deftly dodged the bullet, bent his middle finger and ring finger, and pointed his wrist at the robber. The gun in his hand was thrown into his hand. "Tsk, I just said that guns are really too dangerous. Every time I remind you so enthusiastically, some people don't believe it. It's really troublesome. You villains can't listen to other people's opinions occasionally."

Speaking of Peter, he tied the man tightly, and explained to the indifferent old man who had been watching calmly, "Try not to walk in dark alleys at night, it's too dangerous. Okay, you can go, I will take him later to the police station."

The old man glanced at him, nodded, with a cold face, and said in a deep voice, "I owe you a favor, young man." After speaking, he turned around and left.

Peter scratched his head, with a look of embarrassment on his face. Didn't he think too much about what Aunt Mei said? !While Peter was thinking, he picked up his schoolbag and garbage bag. Now it seems that he can only use this face to go to the police station. Tsk, well, he doesn't even need to record a statement now.

"Oh, this outfit is a bit familiar, and it's my imitator? Another fan, a little bit." Deadpool spoke to the empty space, and was satisfied to see a series of "shameless" barrage brushes screen, narcissistically touched his head through the tights.

"Hi... hello tights bug. We meet again. I say that your tights are much better than the ones in the last world. To be honest, I think this dress is a bit uncomfortable, what do you think? The crotch is too tight, The big baby is always squeezed, it’s really uncomfortable. You want to see my big baby.” Peter bent down and was about to pick up the man on the ground, when he heard a young man with a little frivolity behind him. sound.

"..." Peter turned around slowly, and saw a man wearing a black and red tights, with two weapons like swords stuck in his back, a gun hanging on his leg, and a big backpack behind him, with a wretched look on his face. Sitting on a trash can not far away, he pulled his pants with one hand and dug them in with the other.Seeing his gay look, Peter felt that he must have met a perverted GAY man.He didn't notice anyone nearby just now, so this is just here?Peter raised an eyebrow.

"Tsk, the aesthetics of little spiders in this world are still not very good. Although I don't pay much attention to you, after all, you don't have big breasts. Well, although your butt is still a bit warped, I still like breasts like meatballs. Although Your works seem to be one meter more than mine, oh, this is really annoying. I still think black and red match, everything is right, to be honest, your red and blue match is really... baby, you haven’t heard that sentence What's the matter, red and blue can't stop. Oh, your slutty, slutty nature is too bare-naked-naked, and I'm the most shy Deadpool." Deadpool covered his face and looked blind look. "Hey, wait a minute, this wave of barrage is wrong, can I say no?! Why are there so many spider fans among cheap fans, oh, no, no, I like girls with big breasts and buttocks , he doesn’t have big breasts, I refuse to form a CP with him.”

"Okay, Big Deadpool, you go ahead, I still have something to do, let's take a step first." Seeing him muttering there alone, Peter felt inexplicable, this person was probably a lunatic who cos himself, and he was really too lazy to grind with him Lippizi, took the man who was writhing in his hand, turned around and left.

"Are you leaving? Oh, I knew that Deadpool can always convince everyone!" Deadpool turned over, jumped down, and quickly followed Peter. "Seriously, little spider, old man Li said that you have completely absorbed the spider gene. Oh my god, are you a human or a spider now? Oh, are you the original orc? The picture is so beautiful, oh, my brain hurts, sure enough I was taken away by the three-dimensional girls on the Dimensional Wall. Stop the bullet screen, don’t brush the orcs, this picture is too dirty! The baby is so pure. By the way, which Marvel world is this? Earth 616? 247 How much, you know, crossing the dimensional wall is really exhausting, I'm a little confused. Little spider, you can take in the pitiful and cute, super invincible and handsome Deadpool."

"I think if you need, I can call 120 for you, but don't follow me. I still have things to do." The man in Peter's hand kept squirming, which made Peter very uncomfortable, and he let go. Throwing the person on the ground, and then one of them resisted hard on the shoulder, as a result, a sour smell of flesh and bone penetrated into the nostrils. "Oh god, how long have you not changed your clothes or bathed, it stinks!"

The man accidentally touched the garbage bag that Peter was holding in his hand. The thin garbage bag was caught by his shoes, making a long cut, and the two mobile phones fell to the ground.

Annoyed, Peter threw the man to the ground again, squatted down, and picked up the black one first, but there was no movement at all.Peter was debating whether to use the spider's silk to suck up the silver part without touching it directly.

"Hey? You don't want this anymore, oh, I know, you must have a crush on Deadpool, that's why you want to give it to Deadpool, right! I'm so touched, come and kiss. Okay." The waiter went to pick up the mobile phone on the ground while talking.

"Hmm... Ah~~" The charming and soft moan came again.Peter subconsciously covered his ears, but he still couldn't stop the bone-piercing voice.

"Wow!!" Deadpool held the phone in both hands, pinching left and right, listening to the phone being soothed by his fingers, humming from time to time, his eyes lit up, and his eyes were filled with excitement instantly. It was full of stars and seas, and looked at Peter with a broken face, "This voice...!! That's the rhythm!! That's the feeling~~ Oh, too...It's so touching!"

Peter was blind, and glued the garbage bag with spider silk, "Please put your phone in the belt. Thank you for your cooperation!"

"I don't! I won't!" Deadpool clenched the phone tightly and put it to his ear, "I picked it up and it's me~ And..." Deadpool blushed and said excitedly, "Hey, everyone is going to shoot! Oh... wait a minute, it will be ready soon... hiss... oh..."

Peter was going crazy, he couldn't even look at it. He watched the man rubbing his face against the phone, moving his waist back and forth, shooting out spider webs quickly, wrapping the silver phone tightly in spider webs. , and then quickly put it in the trash bag.

"Damn it! Labor and capital are about to shoot suddenly! It's almost... Give me another shot, just one shot!..." Deadpool looked at Peter unhappily, "This is a very immoral thing. I think I have to Correct you."

Peter has a black thread, who is so immoral? !The robber lying on the ground also screamed at this juncture, Peter raised his hand and tore off the spider web, the man blushed, and shouted unwillingly, "You don't want to be ashamed! Labor and capital are about to cum!! Quickly hand over your phone!" While talking, he crowed like a bug that was still rubbing on the ground. . .

Without another word, Peter sealed the man's mouth again.

"Give me your phone! Little spider, for the sake of the Marvel world~ we have something good to share, and I will cover you in the future and let you walk around in Marvel!" Deadpool clipped Walking on his legs, he walked to Peter's side in small steps.

As soon as Peter grabbed the robber on the ground, he raised his legs and ran away. This kind of insanity should be ignored. "Goodbye, Mr. Deadpool~ I wish you a happy night life~"

Deadpool followed closely, "Spider, let's have a friendly negotiation, brother, I don't want to be rough. If you wait for me to finish having fun, I'm almost close! Oh, I haven't had sex with my sister for three days. After a while, please make your brother happy first, and then return it to you when he is done, and borrow it next time."

However, holding things in both hands, he couldn't use the spider's silk to walk the empty road, and there was a dead waiter chasing after him, so he couldn't get rid of him no matter what, he could tell that this person was definitely not an ordinary person, but now he didn't know it, he just wanted to stay away from this pervert!

The two chased after each other for more than ten minutes, and finally saw the police station in front of them. Peter ignored the gossip of Deadpool behind him, and quickly threw him at the police station door.He raised his hand and shot out the spider silk, hung in the air, and fled quickly.I can faintly hear Deadpool yelling 'my phone...' Bah, pervert, shameless!

So I went out for a walk and met a pervert, but he took the phone home.Looking for a place near home to change into a combat uniform, Peter strolled home, with a lawsuit in his head, how could he explain QAQ to Mei when he got home, and would he be mistaken for thinking that he was reluctant to part with his mobile phone? !Crash, it's really too cruel.

Peter knocked on the door dejectedly.

"Hey, little spider, we meet again so soon, it's really fate, such a loving moment, don't you need to use your mobile phone to celebrate? Come on, don't be shy, don't be shy, let's celebrate with a croon of love The moment we met, always remember the thrill of this moment, come on, come on. If it’s not possible, I can let you touch (the phone).” Deadpool jumped off the roof and stood beside Peter.

"Touch what? Touch who?!" Mei opened the door, just in time to hear Deadpool's words, her eyes almost popped out.

"Mei! Don't get me wrong, it's not what you heard." _(:зゝ∠)_Peter quickly explained, no need to think about what May misunderstood!The eyes that looked up and down, left and right! !

"Wow!!" Deadpool let out an incomprehensible admiration. "Hi, I'm Deadpool Daddy, whom thousands of fans are obsessed with and whose charm is unstoppable. You can call me Big Daddy. That big one." Deadpool straightened his back as he said.

"Hey, what are you talking about?!" Peter clenched his fists and was unwilling. Although he didn't know how this man got here, he couldn't make fun of his aunt!

"Oh, oh, are you jealous? There's no way, every man is jealous of Lord Deadpool's charm, and my brother is also very troubled." Deadpool shrugged, leaning against the door frame, pretending to brush his hair.Fingers enchantingly touched the neck along the top of the head, then chest...waist...then lingered on his round buttocks...

"Who is this?" Mei sharply glanced at Deadpool, feeling that this person is not simple, she secretly became wary, and frowned when she saw the patched garbage bag in Peter's hand, "Why didn't the phone be handed over to the police?"

"Just hand over your mobile phone to the great Deadpool,~ I can give it to the police for you. Deadpool's character is the best." Deadpool patted his chest and promised, eyes looking back and forth between Mei and the garbage bag .

Peter looked at Deadpool, and May instantly understood what he meant, nodded and turned sideways to let Peter in.

"Oh, don't be so cruel. Brother is very cute and well-behaved. Traveling at home is a must for beauties. Beauty, please open the door for me. On such a cold night, brother will be scared by himself." Deadpool slapped the door and howled dryly. .

"..."

"..."

Peter explained to May in a low voice. At this time, Harry, who had just come down from upstairs, heard the knock on the door. Looking at the two people in the living room who were muttering with their heads bowed, he went to open the door while wiping his hair with a towel.

"Oh, I knew you couldn't bear to let your brother be alone outside the door. In this wonderful night, we might as well embrace each other for warmth~ Come on, let my heat warm you, open the door quickly!"

"……Who are you."

"Check the water meter...n(*≧▽≦*)n"

The author has something to say: Deadpool looked at the little spider with a yin smile, pulled his pants with one hand, and pulled them in with the other, "You want to see my big baby."

Said silently, after writing, I felt like I suddenly stood up as a CP! !Silently searched for a bunch of pictures of cheap and little spiders.. sucking saliva...

By the way, if this silver phone falls into the hands of Deadpool, think about this scene~~

Deadpool had a nosebleed, and quickly slid up and down the XX with his finger, "Oh, it really is a ****."

Pfft...what the hell am I driving QAQ.I am such a pure baby.

Discussing the character design of Deadpool with my friends... because I don't have enough utilitarianism, I was wrong later. . .

"If he is in HP, he will be imprisoned in Azkaban!"

"If he is in DC, he will be locked up in a lunatic asylum by the master!"

"If he's in Marvel..." "Well, well, he'll be told to you by God."

So I feel sorry for Tony for a second.

Tony: Don't worry about you, labor and management can't fall in love! (▼皮▼#)! !

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And that old man is not Stan Lee, you have guessed it right....Continue to guess~big shot~~Think about who still has an indifferent face and silver-white hair. . . .